Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.
This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!
From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:
"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"
"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"
"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."
"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."
"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"
"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"
"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."
The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:
"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"
"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"
"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"
In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"
Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——
A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.
Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...
He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.
“Mr. Hu Lai, today’s football forwards like you who can only score goals are getting narrower and narrower … But nevertheless, you have achieved dazzling achievements. What is your secret to success?”
On a winter afternoon, Hu Lai showed reporters from all over the world the honor he had just received, and some reporters asked him such questions.
Facing the eyes cast by the reporters, Hu Lai’s thoughts returned to the afternoon when he was in high school. He stood alone beside the stadium to watch other students play games. They did not let him play, thinking he was here to make trouble.
He also thought of what the coach said to him with a straight face: “Hu Lai, if you can’t pay ten times the effort of others, your talent is just worthless stones.” And a disdainful voice: “Modern football The demands on the center are getting higher and more comprehensive. What’s the use of shooting only? ”
In the end, his thoughts were frozen at that time, and the night was already looming in the eastern sky. In the middle of the abandoned vacant land covered with grass, a girl said to him very seriously: “Hu Lai, you are actually gifted. , And a great talent! Because you know where the goal is! ”
Hu Lai stared at the girl’s eyes, and saw the sunset behind him from those eyes.
The sunlight is reflected in the pupils, flowing, burning, condensing into a halo, as if to melt yourself in this light.
Hu Lai, who withdrew his thoughts, returned to this warm winter afternoon, facing the excited reporters, he smiled slightly: “Because I know, the goal is there.”
Guo Yi travels back in time to the late Han Dynasty and the Three Kingdoms period, and joins Cao Cao's camp.
The awakened god-level passive skill [Heaven rewards diligence] means that as long as you work hard, you can get multiple rewards, and if you continue to work hard, the rewards will become more and more generous (outrageous).
From then on, Guo Yi devoted himself to reading day and night. As he gradually rose to become the chief strategist in Cao Cao's camp, he had already mastered culinary arts, tea ceremony, martial arts, blacksmithing, horsemanship, and the Mohist mechanical arts.
And he is still studying!
Ganmei: "Husband! You really love learning!"
Cao Cao said, "Throughout history, I have never seen anyone more diligent in his studies than Meng Yu."
Years later, Guo Yi, who was the prime minister, often spent his days lying motionless in a reclining chair, ignoring state affairs.
Cao Cao: "Meng Yu! What are you up to?!"
Guo Yi: "Life lies in stillness, and I've been diligently taking care of my health lately."
Yet the country still enjoys favorable weather and abundant harvests year after year.
Cao Cao: "Huh?! Why is that?"
Guo Yi: "Recently, I've been trying to pray to heaven."
Cao Cao: "..."
[Arrogant villain + decisive in killing + trampling on the protagonist + auxiliary system + having fun all the way, refuse to be a saint]
Bai Jinghong traveled to the world of urban cool novels and became a top-notch playboy villain.
Every time you slap the protagonist in the face, or every time the bad protagonist does something good, you will get a reward.
Knowing the plot well, he always seizes the initiative and tramples on the protagonist.
Main characters: "I feel like I've always lived in Bai Jinghong's shadow!"
Bai Jinghong: "God of War, King of Soldiers, Miracle Doctor, Son-in-law, you must bow your head and behave yourself when you see me in the future!"
[Crossover anime + invincible later on + no system, current world order: Bleach - Fate - Oni Blade - Naruto - One Piece]
Tianji transmigrated to the world of Bleach. Knowing Bleach well, he originally thought he could make a name for himself, but fate played a joke on him. Tianji transmigrated to 1,500 years before the main storyline. At this time, there was no Shinigami Academy, and even the Gotei 13 had not yet been formed. The only one protecting the Soul King was the Zero Division, which only had two members.
That's not all. I thought I could finally enjoy life after defeating the Grim Reaper, but then I was transported to another world.
[Synopsis: Short, Ugly, and Fat - Transformed into - Handsome and Charming Male God] Reborn in high school, Lu Yan activates his charm system. Short and ugly, he begins a comeback. Looking back, he's become an unattainable, charming male god in the eyes of girls, the envy of all his male classmates. [Height Enhancement Fluid] [Facial Features Adjustment] [Body Proportions] [Charming Aura] [Perfect Hands]... Complete the missions to transform your looks and charm. Navigate the world of once-unattainable goddesses. Prince of Art, Piano Master, Athletic Prodigy, Most Alluring Male Singer—these are all nicknames bestowed upon him by his classmates. Reborn, Lu Yan aims to live a different and more splendid life!
Li Shulan, who had tortured her two daughters-in-law to death, finally received her retribution and drowned in a latrine.
She did not disappear immediately after her death; her soul drifted to her two sons' side, only to see them blaming each other for the tragic deaths of their wife and children, and ultimately dying young.
When she opened her eyes again, she found herself back on the day after her two sons' wedding.
Having been given a second chance at life, she suddenly realized the truth.
Why should your daughter-in-law get soaked in the rain again when you've already been soaked yourself?
Li Shulan decided to treat her daughters-in-law well for the rest of her life. Unexpectedly, as soon as she cooked a meal for the two daughters-in-law, a "Good Mother-in-Law System" appeared, rewarding her with twenty yuan and two jin of meat coupons.
Seeing this, Li Shulan became even more enthusiastic. She was always cooking for her daughters-in-law or washing their clothes. Every few days, she would buy fabric for her daughters-in-law to make dresses. She doted on her daughters-in-law even more than she would her own daughter. As she continued to pamper them, she accumulated wealth, acquired jadeite jewelry, and even owned a courtyard house in Beijing and a small villa in Shanghai.
Why are her two daughters-in-law, who hated her to death in their past life, now vying to take care of her in her old age?
Li Shulan: Don't grab it, don't grab it, everyone! She's made plans to go square dancing with her old friends tomorrow.
Gu Chang'an was dressed in Bingzhou at the end of the Han Dynasty.
His body reverted to that of a teenager, and he possessed a body of steel and superhuman strength.
He met Lü Bu, catered to his interests, became sworn brothers with him, and thus gained his favor.
He originally thought his body was his magic weapon.
However, the system was suddenly activated and started after the birth of the first child.
He awakened the "Many Children, Many Blessings, Strongest Family System".
Whether it's taking a wife or concubine, or getting pregnant and having children.
You can continuously receive rewards.
Lifespan, strength, stamina...
Loyalty is locked at max value for Bingzhou elites and Liangzhou iron cavalry...
50,000 bushels of coarse grain, 100,000 arrows...
...
Cao Cao: My beloved Cai Wenji, was married to this man?
Sun Quan: Not only did they take away the two Qiao sisters, but they also lost two daughters. How hateful!
Cao Pi: Father, save me! Zhen Ji has been kidnapped!
Liu Bei: My Lady Gan and Lady Mi, how hateful they are!
Cai Yan, Cao Jie, Lü Lingqi, Dong Bai, Zhen Mi, Diao Chan, Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, Bian Shi, Zou Shi...
A family destined for longevity and an immortal dynasty begins with many children and abundant blessings!
[New theme + exhilarating read + information contrast + ensemble cast + top-tier talent]
Transmigrating into a fantasy world, Ning Fan becomes a prospective outer disciple of the top-tier power, "Taiyi Zhenmen".
One day, Ning Fan, who was of average talent, woke up as usual, only to find to his surprise that the entire sect was deserted!
The system then descended, informing Ning Fan that in three years, the world would face a great calamity.
In the face of this great calamity, 99% of living beings perished!
In order to protect himself, Ning Fan had no choice but to start cultivating diligently in the unsupervised sect with the help of the system.
Top-tier cultivation techniques in the Scripture Pavilion? High-grade elixirs in the alchemy room? Millennia-old spiritual milk from the sect's forbidden area? The aloof saintess's jade bed?
At this moment, they all became his free help!
Ning Fan's cultivation progressed by leaps and bounds in a single day!
...
What he didn't know was that the entire sect hadn't suddenly disappeared; in fact, they had been trapped in the secret realm above the sect due to an accident.
This secret realm was personally crafted by the sect's founder and possesses the ability to conceal itself; it can be observed from the inside but is invisible from the outside.
Therefore, Ning Fan's every move was under the watchful eyes of the entire sect!
Sect Leader: "This child is unruly and dares to steal our sect's secret techniques!"
Elder Danfeng: "No? You're treating my Grade 8 Heavenly Pill like candy?"
The master craftsman said, "That's ten-thousand-year-old cold iron! Do you even understand how to forge it before throwing it into the furnace?"
The disciples went berserk: "Ning Fan deserves to die! He actually dared to spend the night in the Holy Maiden's cold bed, and even did it in an epic way!"
At first, the entire clan was filled with righteous indignation!
But when they saw Ning Fan perfectly transform the medicinal power of the eighth-grade pill, forge an unparalleled divine weapon from the ten-thousand-year-old cold iron, and even cultivate the most difficult divine ability in the sect, all the voices slowly disappeared.
Dude...you're really good at this?!
Immediately after reincarnation, Mu Fenghua encountered her younger brother, also in her womb, who wanted to steal her life force. Thus, while still in the womb, Mu Fenghua began her days of beating her brother. Meanwhile, her scumbag father wanted to kill his wife and children and enter the Path of Ruthlessness. Of course, she let him rest in peace. Later, Mu Fenghua lived a mundane life of eating, cultivating, and beating her brother. But who could tell her that her mother's family was actually the Mu family, a revered medical cultivation family in the cultivation world? Later still, Mu Fenghua became the most skilled but also the most exorbitantly priced medical cultivator in the cultivation world.
Everyone knows that healers hold a special position in the cultivation world, revered yet possessing negligible combat power, requiring protection. Everyone assumed that Mu Fenghua, the number one healer in the cultivation world, was also weak, but when she unleashed a single, earth-shattering sword strike that shocked everyone present, the world was dumbfounded.
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