[Relaxed daily life + food exploration + bickering couple + master of吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for roasting/criticizing) + becoming a god of relaxation]
Ever since I accidentally ate a poisoned cake, I, Chen Pin, a food delivery driver, have had an ancestor in my head.
A loli who calls herself the "God of Food" bombards you with high-intensity voice messages 24 hours a day.
"Foolish mortal! You call this food? This is pig swill!"
"Warning! Warning! Energy too low! This God of Cookery is about to go into hibernation, and you'll be doomed too!"
"Quick! Let's go eat at that restaurant that scores 90 points or higher! This food god can smell it!"
What can I do? I'm desperate too!
In order to please this aunt, I had no choice but to bite the bullet and go to check out the store.
As a result, I found parasites in my food at a high-end Japanese restaurant;
I detected industrial additives in this century-old brand.
I took the owner of the popular hot pot restaurant straight to the police station.
I really just wanted to find something delicious to eat to fill her mouth!
How did he become the "Living Yama" who strikes fear into the hearts of all unscrupulous restaurants?
Please, shut up, God of Cookery!
If I keep eating, the entire food and beverage industry will hunt me down!
I had just transmigrated into the villain's body when I heard someone ask which seat the billionaire would sit in.
Although the man was dressed in cheap clothes, his eyes were sharp, and he looked down on everyone with an air of disdain.
He Changfeng panicked because he discovered that he was the villain who coveted the God of War's wife. Fortunately, he awakened the system at the critical moment and immediately assigned tasks to the female lead.
[Compared to her useless husband, He Changfeng is worlds apart. You should divorce your husband immediately and be with He Changfeng.]
[Your useless brother deliberately abandoned you back then. Only He Changfeng can help you. Please get in He Changfeng's car and leave.]
The God of War has lost his authority; please bring the Heavenly Temple and submit to He Changfeng.
[This is a transformation and summoning story; please read with caution if you are sensitive to this.]
While crossing the street, the unfortunate office worker, Zhi Jiu'an, was accidentally hit by a fully insured semi-trailer that flew close to the ground, instantly turning him into a two-dimensional being. However, when he woke up again, he found himself transported to Marvel! And to New York, the very place where "even the Three-Body Problem's Japanese general would have to leave a few grains of rice when he passed by, and even Yan Shuangying might not be able to protect Ku Chazi!" After much deliberation, Zhi Jiu'an decided to go to the rooftop for some fresh air.
Di Hong traveled through time and ended up in the Douluo Continent.
The good news is that he is the fourth prince of the kingdom, the son of the king.
The bad news is that he traveled through time too early, several decades too early.
[The protagonist has a special mythical beast species + some self-created crew members + rewrite the tragedy + punch the Four Emperors, kick the admiral to warn + adopt a world view that is a mixture of the main storyline and the movie version, some of the plot comes from SBS Q&A]
In the Great Pirate Era, there were turbulent times and many strong men emerged. I, Kratos Vito, am the strongest one!
A man who was being dragged away by several wives said this...
The materialistic girlfriend thought Meng Yu’s salary was not enough to spend and broke up with him, and threw herself into the arms of the rich second-generation Porsche owner.
When he woke up overnight, the prices of goods all over the world depreciated by a billion times! But Meng Yu's money was not affected!
A Lamborghini for 1 cent? A single-family house with a garden for 2 cents? What! An aircraft carrier is only 5.32 yuan?
【Plagiarist+Comics+Live Broadcast】
Su Yi has traveled through time! The opening scene is the finals of the national top comic competition!
The entire internet was ridiculed! The judges were disdainful! Because he only advanced by luck thanks to the top 30 contestants collectively suffering from food poisoning!
Everyone was waiting to see him make a fool of himself by being eliminated in the first round, but...
[Ding! The Super Cartoonist system has been activated! Newbie gift packs have been distributed!]
When faced with the theme of "Superman", the image of the bald man in a cape came to his mind!
He resolutely chose - "One Punch Man"!
But to draw Saitama Sensei, you must first become Saitama Sensei!
In the gym, he vomited, bled, and collapsed! [High-intensity physical training completed! S-rank "One Punch Man" drawing skill unlocked!]
[Passive Skill: Hero's Heart, stamina consumption is halved when drawing One Punch Man, and concentration is doubled!]
When he started to create, on a piece of white paper, there appeared a boiled egg with facial features?
The whole place was in dead silence! The barrage of comments exploded!
Judge Wang Meng roared, "Garbage! Public humiliation! Su Yi, get off the stage!"
Under the gazes of millions, Su Yi remained calm. He picked up a pen and wrote four large characters next to the painting:
"One! Punch! Super! Man!"
From that moment on, all the ridicule will turn into shock and worship!
You think I'm drawing a bald head? No, I'm drawing a god!
A young Taoist priest from the early Northern Song Dynasty failed to transcend his tribulation and was reborn in South Korea in 1998. By chance, he entered the entertainment industry and, relying on his remaining spiritual powers, extraordinary skills, and long-term hard work, gradually grew into a world-renowned superstar.
Once the football jokes, our factory has eight fights exclusively!
The arsenal that once swept the Premier League and hit 49 unbeaten rounds began to sink. That was the beginning of the nightmare of countless Arsenal fans!
Our factory, Nana, the leader of the European Union, the temperature difference sign, the captain of the sales team, the four crazy demons, etc…
The Gunners bid farewell to the Henry era and sent Vieira away. The fans thought it was ushered in a new era, but the reality told them that it was a traitor who deceived all their feelings!
In August 2011, Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas left with a humiliating transfer, and at the same moment Arsenal welcomed a teenager!
Wenger: “Do you want to be an ordinary defender or a world-class midfielder?”
Everything changes from here…
He was reborn in the Douluo world and became Feng Xiaotian, the captain of Shenfeng Academy.
As a human being in two lifetimes, he has awakened his heaven-defying understanding, can level up faster, and can create his own soul skills and martial soul fusion skills more easily.
Originally, Feng Xiaotian had innate soul power, a top-notch mutated martial soul beast, with integrated attack, agility and defense. He was a genius among geniuses, but he was defeated three times by Tang San, the big hanging wall who had the aura of the protagonist.
What's even more disgusting is that the goddess Huo Wu whom he has knelt and licked for six years actually dedicated his first kiss to Tang San.
In this life, I, Feng Xiaotian, will never be a licker!
We won’t let tragedy happen again!
There is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world, why should we have unrequited love for a flower?
In this world where the weak eat the strong, those who fail to become gods will eventually become ants!
Only when you are strong enough can you control your own destiny!
There is no wind without waves, you dare to laugh at the sky...