Marvel: I Am The Infinitely Stronger Homelander

The earth can no longer hold me, and the universe has to take a detour. I am the most awesome man in the universe - Homelander! That's right, I have traveled to Marvel, and no one can stop me from eating beef this time. By the way, I will let a few superheroes "see" what a real man is.

Heroes? You are too naive. Iron Man's broken armor can't even block a hair of mine. Captain America's broken shield, I can easily use it as a plate to serve him food. Thor's hammer? Well, I usually use it for fitness, and occasionally I can "exercise" muscles with the goddesses. As for Thanos? Haha, don't be funny, his gloves didn't even have a chance to show off, and I punched him back to his hometown to be with his family.

I do whatever I want! Beat up Marvel heroes today, find an alien beauty to enjoy interstellar "romance" tomorrow. Rules and morals? I don't understand these words. Who dares to stop me? Crush them all! However, considering that I am in a good mood, I will occasionally put down my little power and teach those heroes how to "interact correctly" and give them a taste of sweetness.

What are you waiting for? Come and see what it means to be an "infinitely stronger" man! Crush Marvel and have a blast.