[Silly Sculpture + Invincible + Multiple Rebirths + Cool Article + Lao Liu]

[Also: This is not a dog-licking article!]

Shen Zhao, who traveled to the Xianwu Continent, was forcibly assigned by the system and humbly licked the empress for nine generations.

However, his self-righteous sincerity could move the entire cultivation world, but it could not warm the cold heart of the empress, and in the end he died tragically at the hands of the empress and her little puppy.

Until the ninth life's death, Shen Zhao cursed and crushed the system...

After being reborn again, Shen Zhao decisively left the company and ran away, but the empress became anxious.

The world is made up of the five elements, and it could be divided into Yin and Yang.

Beneath the heavens, on the ancient divine center continent, billions of lives thrive in the prosperous era of the cultivation.

Across its vast lands, happiness, sadness, reunion, and separation played out in the long lives of those seeking immortalhood.

Light is always accompanied by darkness, and under the radiance of the heavens, there are silent shadows moving about…

As the new twelfth executive, Bai Luo said he was a little panicked.

Because the Winter Empress gave him a task, that is, to go to Inazuma as a winter envoy.

As a time-traveler, he knows the consequences of going to Inazuma, and he will definitely be praised by the Thunderbolt General.

But if he doesn't go, the Winter Empress will raise him again.

So he chose Teyvat's traditional art - fishing.

Zhu Qingchen, who tragically passed away at 20 and was posthumously named “Prince’s Tutor,” was chosen by the system as a “good teacher” to complete various tasks—each in a different dog-blooded novel.

Zhu Qingchen: Is the “Prince’s Tutor” title just for show?

System: No way! Absolutely not!

In the ancient world, the protagonist was a brilliant scholar who studied hard for ten years, only to be taken advantage of by a s*umbag the night before his imperial exam. The next day, sick with a fever, he collapsed before the emperor and was exiled to the frontier for a decade. Afterward, the s*umbag tried to rope him into rebellion, eventually making himself emperor and trapping the scholar in the palace as his queen.

Zhu Qingchen: Wait, what? Waking up with a “whoosh”, Zhu sharpened his knife all night at the door, ready to protect his top scholar.

[No one messes with my star student!]

In the modern world, the protagonist ranked last in his class for three years but turned it around to place first right before the college entrance exam. However, the s*umbag ripped up his admission ticket the night before, causing him to miss the exam. He finally entered the New Western School, where he was humiliated by the s*umbag’s arrogant boss during a school celebration.

Zhu Qingchen: What the hell? Zhu “swooshed” on his little electric donkey, escorting the protagonist to the exam hall.

I testify! This is my student; let him go in to take the exam first, and then come out to make up his identity certificate!

[He doesn’t need an admission ticket; he can take the exam first and worry about paperwork later!]

In the ABO world, the protagonist was a beta with average abilities, but his grades were good enough for the best university in the empire. The s*umbag concealed his scores, locked him in a room, and prevented him from attending university, turning him into a canary and forcing him to bear three children. He even made him wear women’s clothing to an imperial banquet, where the protagonist’s identity was exposed, humiliating him in front of the imperial marshal.

Zhu Qingchen: Excuse me, what?! He broke into the room with a “swoosh”, rescuing the protagonist from the nightmare.

To make matters even better, the imperial leaders intervened and took action. The imposing imperial marshal announced in front of the cameras, “Anyone who dares to steal talent from the empire is an enemy of the world.”

Zhu Qingchen, who was on standby, showed a brilliant smile with eight big white teeth and gave a thumbs-up. “Well said!”

[Single Female Lead] + [Professor] + [Everyday Romance] + [Max-Level Boss] + [Absolutely Lazy]

"Mommy, why does Daddy play games all day? He’s either fishing, walking the cat, or leisurely drinking tea. How does our family have so much money?"

"Because your daddy is an evil capitalist, doing no work, exploiting and squeezing others. If this were the past, you’d throw rotten eggs at him, or watch him swing under the streetlamp after school. We should be happy—he’s still lively and well."

"Then why are you always so fierce? How did Daddy ever like you?"

"Hmm?"

"Brother, you should ask differently. Sister will only teach you once. For example, Daddy is so lazy—how did Mommy like him?"

"Because he coveted Mommy’s beauty and spared no effort, and luckily he had some money. I liked his money, so we ended up together."

"Professor Lu, back then I was penniless. Admit it, you coveted my beauty and insisted on supporting me!"

"Hmm?"

"Your mommy is right."

n countless novels, there are always those background characters, extras, who get only a few words or lines under the author’s pen. Who would have thought that behind the main plot, they, too, have their own extraordinary lives.

Starting off with taking care of a kid? No problem—the child has already grown up and learned to look after herself and her elderly mother.

Cultivating immortality? Watch me outdo all of you in effort.

Facing an apocalypse? I’m going to turn zombies into perpetual motion machines!

What do you do when both haters and the main protagonists are locked together?

No messing with the original male or female leads—there’s no fixed CP (couple pairing).

The Taoist genius girl, Qing Li, was captured by the terrifying world to participate in a survival game.

The ghost creatures wept bitterly, collectively holding banners—pleading to be sent away!

While other players frantically fled from the ghost creatures, she, carrying a large axe, chased the creatures madly as they tried to escape.

In the eerie hospital with a ghost playing hide-and-seek, she chopped off the ghost creature’s legs, saying, “Run, see where you can go!”

In the death bus, she kicked the driver away with one foot, transforming herself into the road’s female Yama, saying, “Hey, beautiful ghost sister, want to take a ride? The fare is just two eyeballs.”

In the cannibalistic hotel, facing a female ghost with a chainsaw, she smiled and said, “Is it your choice to die willingly, or do you choose a shortcut with me?”

The trembling ghost creatures: Who the heck is the antagonist here?

Live-stream viewers: Elegant, too elegant!

But only when facing Chu Ci did everyone realize that Qing Li had another side.

Qing Li: Dr. Chu, the horror world is so scary. I can’t sleep alone at night because I’m afraid.

Chu Ci: Busy with work, can’t get away.

Qing Li: Resign then, I’ll chop ghosts to support you!

Ghost creatures: ⊙▽⊙

One day, Cao Cheng’s father told him he was getting remarried—to a wealthy woman.

Cao Cheng realized his time had finally come: he was about to become a second-generation rich kid. Sure, it might be a watered-down version, but hey, at least he’d have status now, right?

The wealthy woman also had four daughters!!

Which meant, starting today, Cao Cheng gained four stunning older sisters??

But that wasn’t even the whole story…

“My name is Cao Cheng—’Cheng’ as in ‘honest, smooth-talking gentleman’!”

Chen Dong accidentally inherited a zoo from his family and became a second-generation rich man. Unexpectedly, he inherited a deserted forest and accidentally got a zoo system. He began to reorganize the zoo. Tigers, lions, mountain dogs, elephants, all had already surrendered...

Mo Yun traveled to a parallel martial arts world, determined to practice hard and become a big boss, but he accidentally awakened the dead house system.

What, staying at home can make you stronger?

What, bad luck will come to you as soon as you go out?

Damn, what kind of system is this? I don't want to be a otaku!

...

"Senior, senior, I want to treat you to spicy hot pot tonight!"

Mo Yun: "No, no, I won't go out!"

"Brother, brother, spring is here, stop playing games at home, let's go for an outing together, okay?"

Mo Yun: "No, you must be trying to seduce me, I won't be fooled!"

"Junior, let's..."

Mo Yun: "Go away, you guys are so annoying, I just want to stay at home quietly!"

...

Passerby: "Oh no, oh no, the big devil is going to destroy the world, everyone run!"

Mo Yun: "Don't panic, wait for me to retreat at home and practice for a while, I will come out and chop him up soon!"

Passerby: "Asshole, how can you practice, you are obviously reading comics!"

...

"Ding, you stay at home for 5 minutes, Qi and blood value +1, mental strength +1."

"Ding, you have not gone out for a whole day, foundation +1, comprehension +1."

"Ding, you have watched "One Punch Man" 500 times and gained skills..."