[Silly Sculpture + Invincible + Multiple Rebirths + Cool Article + Lao Liu]
[Also: This is not a dog-licking article!]
Shen Zhao, who traveled to the Xianwu Continent, was forcibly assigned by the system and humbly licked the empress for nine generations.
However, his self-righteous sincerity could move the entire cultivation world, but it could not warm the cold heart of the empress, and in the end he died tragically at the hands of the empress and her little puppy.
Until the ninth life's death, Shen Zhao cursed and crushed the system...
After being reborn again, Shen Zhao decisively left the company and ran away, but the empress became anxious.
[Dog Food] + [Gentle and Caring Big Sister] + [Regret] + [Redemption] + [Chasing Brother Crematorium]
In his previous life, Qin Yi was a lost child from a famous family. He was abused for more than ten years and was not welcomed by his relatives after he was found.
The life that originally belonged to him was ruthlessly taken away by a substitute.
In the end, he died tragically and alone due to an operation.
In this life, Qin Yi no longer has any extravagant expectations of these so-called family members. He would rather die alone again than choose to leave.
It was precisely this choice that allowed him to encounter the precious dawn of light in his life.
"fool."
"They don't cherish you, but I do."
"Come home with me."
The woman was wearing a simple white dress. She gently took Qin Yi's hand with a smile on her face, like an angel.
Zhu Qingchen, who tragically passed away at 20 and was posthumously named “Prince’s Tutor,” was chosen by the system as a “good teacher” to complete various tasks—each in a different dog-blooded novel.
Zhu Qingchen: Is the “Prince’s Tutor” title just for show?
System: No way! Absolutely not!
In the ancient world, the protagonist was a brilliant scholar who studied hard for ten years, only to be taken advantage of by a s*umbag the night before his imperial exam. The next day, sick with a fever, he collapsed before the emperor and was exiled to the frontier for a decade. Afterward, the s*umbag tried to rope him into rebellion, eventually making himself emperor and trapping the scholar in the palace as his queen.
Zhu Qingchen: Wait, what? Waking up with a “whoosh”, Zhu sharpened his knife all night at the door, ready to protect his top scholar.
[No one messes with my star student!]
In the modern world, the protagonist ranked last in his class for three years but turned it around to place first right before the college entrance exam. However, the s*umbag ripped up his admission ticket the night before, causing him to miss the exam. He finally entered the New Western School, where he was humiliated by the s*umbag’s arrogant boss during a school celebration.
Zhu Qingchen: What the hell? Zhu “swooshed” on his little electric donkey, escorting the protagonist to the exam hall.
I testify! This is my student; let him go in to take the exam first, and then come out to make up his identity certificate!
[He doesn’t need an admission ticket; he can take the exam first and worry about paperwork later!]
In the ABO world, the protagonist was a beta with average abilities, but his grades were good enough for the best university in the empire. The s*umbag concealed his scores, locked him in a room, and prevented him from attending university, turning him into a canary and forcing him to bear three children. He even made him wear women’s clothing to an imperial banquet, where the protagonist’s identity was exposed, humiliating him in front of the imperial marshal.
Zhu Qingchen: Excuse me, what?! He broke into the room with a “swoosh”, rescuing the protagonist from the nightmare.
To make matters even better, the imperial leaders intervened and took action. The imposing imperial marshal announced in front of the cameras, “Anyone who dares to steal talent from the empire is an enemy of the world.”
Zhu Qingchen, who was on standby, showed a brilliant smile with eight big white teeth and gave a thumbs-up. “Well said!”
The villainous demon lord, Xia Changqing, is reborn three thousand years earlier in the Azure Cloud Holy Land.
At this moment, he is a prisoner, awaiting judgment from the Holy Land. Seated in the main seat is none other than his beautiful and cold master, the Supreme Master of the Azure Cloud Holy Land, Murong Bing.
The cause of all this was: the major Holy Lands entered ancient ruins for training. The Grand Elder’s direct grandson, Ye Fan, colluded with the Saintess of the Heavenly Demonic Sect, slaughtering three thousand disciples of the Azure Cloud Holy Land.
Furthermore, he conspired with the junior sisters whom Xia Changqing cared for deeply, framing him together.
What pained him the most was that his most respected master, Murong Bing, actually believed the one-sided words of Ye Fan and the others, and ruthlessly dug out his ancient…
[Mind-reading + Accompanying the Army + Space Ability + Crushing s*um + Building Wealth + Marriage Before Love + Raising a Child]
After being framed, Lu Jiangyue transmigrated into a novel set in the 1980s.
The novel’s heroine, Lu Wanying, was her family’s adopted daughter and also the daughter of her father’s comrade-in-arms. Her father always sided with Lu Wanying, infuriating her mother. But the scheming heroine wasn’t satisfied—she wanted to ruin Lu Jiangyue’s reputation and force her to marry a s*umbag.
After being drugged, Lu Jiangyue woke up lying on the bed of Yan Chao, a high-ranking officer with an injured leg. The moment she opened her eyes, she locked gazes with his mu*derous glare.
“I say I was sleepwalking—would you believe me?”
“Sleepwalking in broad daylight? Onto my bed?”
“Mm-hmm.”
Before they could say more, Lu Wanying barged in with a group to catch them in the act!
Anyway, you’re about to get into a car accident and become a vegetable, so you…
A spirit awakening made Ma Hongjun realize a different side of himself. Gazing at the dancing figure before him, Ma Hongjun roared, "A phoenix can be holy, it can be dark, but it cannot, and should not, be vile." Years later, during the War of the Gods, Ma Hongjun, standing on a phoenix, a sea of fire shrouding him, said to the people before him, "Tang San, Bibi Dong, for the sake of our past friendship, I will only say this once: surrender or die."
Shen An, who came to the new world, loaded a system called healing to heal people's hearts!
But frankly speaking, it is very difficult and troublesome to heal other people's hearts, especially for a group of female "patients".
If conventional healing methods are adopted, the effect is slow, the treatment course is long, and the effect is poor. If you are not careful, you may be regarded as a fool with a heart of a saint.
Shen An knows that there is an unconventional healing method, which is fast-acting, short-term, and guaranteed to cure the disease.
But this method has a small disadvantage: it is more likely to attract hatchets.
Because this healing method is called: love.
One hundred well-known facts about Miss Luo Yan——
【1: Time waits for no one, unless that person is Miss Luo Yan.】
【2: What’s the difference between the Eternally Slumbering, Ice Coffin Weapons, and Primordial Demons for Miss Luo Yan? Answer: There is no difference.】
【3: There is no theory of evolution in the world, only a “List of Creatures Miss Luo Yan Allows to Live”.】
【4: If you can see Miss Luo Yan, then Miss Luo Yan can also see you; if you cannot see Miss Luo Yan, then you are not far from death.】
【5: There are no weapons of mass destruction, only Miss Luo Yan.】
【……】
【101: Although it’s very hard to believe, I regret to inform you that there is no exaggeration in the above facts.】
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Serious Synopsis:
The Calamity Tide ushered in a new era. Countless giant cities rose from the ground, and mysteries and disasters spread panic. The girl Luo Yan, bearing all the malice of the world, walks a path paved with countless corpses, strolling across the land of suffering.
【Picking Up Girls】【Basketball】【Multiple Heroines】【Mostly Daily Life】【No System】【Scumbag MC】【Shura Field】
Liu Anran, who comes from a well-off family and has outstanding looks, chased his dreams abroad for three years before returning home due to an accident.
After returning, he finds that his luck with women is exceptionally good, and no matter where he goes, he becomes the center of attention.
“Liu Anran, do you treat all girls the same way?”
“I’m not, I didn’t, don’t talk nonsense!”
“Then why do they all call you a scumbag?”
“They’ve misunderstood. Actually, I’m a warm guy.”
Su Jiu, a player whose mind is incapable of perceiving fear, one day receives an invitation to beta test a mysterious game.
【Welcome, player, to the “Land of Slumbering Gods.”】
【Warning: The eyes of the gods are everywhere. Please regulate your behavior and follow a deity to become Their believer in order to gain protection.】
Su Jiu looks at the game’s prompt, then at her starting identity.
【Blasphemer!】
A mortal who does not worship the gods. A monster with no fear or reverence in her heart. A defiler of the Land of Slumbering Gods.
【You are an enemy of the gods!】
Su Jiu: “…”
Crap, I’ve been cast as the villain.
No worries, players always have their tricks!
Cthulhu? Gods? Not even remotely scared.
— What?
Cultists trying to sacrifice me? I’ll sacrifice them instead.
The Nine Great Temples are hunting me down? I’ll disguise myself as a believer and infiltrate their ranks.
This game’s full of interesting characters—I’m loving it.
Wait a second.
Is this really just a game?
Why does it feel like I’ve actually become a god?!
—
One day.
“Hey friend, care to join the Church of All Beings? Our Lord is the incarnation of all life, the Mother of All Creatures. This world is shrouded in darkness, only She pities mankind.”
The believer flashes an ecstatic smile: “Friend, join us! Let the revelry of all beings ring across the world!”
“The gods have slumbered for too long. Our Lord shall reign!”
Su Jiu stares at the flyer stuffed into her hand.
Huh? She never said anything that extreme!
Are they not afraid the gods will smite them?!
D*mn it, how do these people know what she’s planning?!