One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for veteran chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) sufferers. The group members all had avatars of certain anime characters and talked about strange topics—Chihaya Aine: [Family, just arrived in London and assigned to the Badger House. Does anyone know how to make the Pointon potion?] Mech Warrior: [Has anyone played "Cosmic God"? Why is Gaia's stats lower than Thunderbolt's? Do I have to go to jail for a second transmigration? This is truly speechless.] Lu Mingfei: [Uh... does anyone know what the hentai world is? I have a blond guy next to me who looks a bit too strong, and three incredibly beautiful older sisters with him... huh? Holy crap! Am I the victim? Song-ge, help me!] Toyokawa Shoko: [My Maybach was hit by a Yonhap. Where is Kassel?] At first, Song Shuhang thought everyone was just having a chuunibyou moment and doing cosplay online. It wasn't until various videos and photos were uploaded to the group chat by other members that Song Shuhang realized they really seemed to be time travelers. So the question is... if they've all time-traveled, how far behind am I? Suddenly, a group of people shouted in his ear, "Sir, we are willing to go with you!"
[Daily life of youthful romance] [The book was harshly criticized by readers because of its terrible title and synopsis...]
Before his rebirth, Wen Yu always felt that his childhood sweetheart, Fu Chengque, was like snow on a high mountain, unattainable.
But then she realized that she wasn't ice and snow at all; she was clearly a penguin standing on snow, and when she slipped, she tumbled down the mountain...
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next door.
Fu Chengque looked at her cheat system and felt incredibly proud! She wrote furiously: I, the future empress, a superhuman, am hereby appointed as the immortal Fu Chengque. I am recruiting talents, and I will help my relatives regardless of right or wrong. All of you, sign up quickly!
But her missions are not only related to her childhood friend Wen Yu, but they are also extremely difficult!
[Get Wen Yu to say "But I like it"]
[Enjoy a candlelight dinner with Wen Yu]
[Whispering to Wen Yu for ten minutes]
...
She's a girl, not a couple, how could this possibly be done!
The funny thing is, even though it wasn't quite what I expected, it was all done!
[Lighthearted Slice of Life] + [Single Female Lead] + [No System] + [No Rebirth]
Jiang Ning is an obscure online novelist who is passionate about romance novels.
Because his parents were going back to their hometown to visit relatives, the task of taking his younger sister to school for registration fell to him.
What I thought was just a regular school registration was actually the beginning of a new chapter in my life.
Jiang Wan: "Brother, do you like Teacher Zhang? I think Teacher Zhang is great, and I want her to be my sister-in-law!"
He refused to let his sister be his wingman, but he couldn't refuse her insistence.
Thanks to her younger sister's tireless efforts, Jiang Ning went to school every few days and her interactions with the homeroom teacher became increasingly close.
Until one day in the future, Jiang Ning received another call from his homeroom teacher, asking him to come to the school.
Jiang Ning: "Teacher, I'm sorry, my sister has gotten into trouble again."
Class teacher: "No, your sister has been behaving very well lately and hasn't caused any trouble."
"So why did you call me to the school?"
"I miss you, is that not allowed?"
After officially getting together with her homeroom teacher, Jiang Ning became increasingly skilled at writing romance novels, which unexpectedly became popular.
Seeing that Jiang Ning's career was on the right track, his mother began to urge him to bring his girlfriend home.
When Jiang Ning brought his girlfriend home, his mother was stunned.
You were asked to take your sister to school, and you started dating the teacher?
[Honkai Impact 3rd + Urban Pokémon, not the original Jiuxiao, just a transformation, not a dark story, no system, no marriage]
(The rating is low because it just started; it will rise.)
Regarding the matter of me being transformed into the Collapsed Nine Heavens and then being transported to the Pokémon world.
Your starting partner? Starfish!
Starting point? A deserted island!
While others start by getting a Shiny Rayquaza, I start by learning how to use berries to cure poison.
Having finally managed to gain a foothold through sheer chuunibyou... no, I mean savior wisdom, he inexplicably became the number one target of a criminal organization.
Jiuxiao: I just want to collect badges quietly and save the world along the way. Is that too much to ask?
Starfish: Hey ya!
Jiuxiao: Fine, I don't care anymore, Starmie! Mega Evolution! Specium Ray!
Super Gem Starfish: Hey ya—!!!
When an absolute option appears, time will stand still if no choice is made.
If you make a choice but are unable to complete the task in the option, time will rewind, and the choice will start over.
Option 1: Single-handedly defeat the Demon King of the Demon Realm
[Option Two: Capture the heart of a thousand-year-old spinster with three sentences]
If Shi Xiaobai chooses option one, he will be brutally killed a million times; if he chooses option two, he will be hit with hairpins a million times.
Absolute Choice (selected 3210 times): "Choose, young man!"
Shi Xiaobai: "I choose death!"
Shi Xiaobai committed suicide in anger, thinking it would be a relief.
Absolute Choice (selected 3211 times): "Choose, young man!"
Shi Xiaobai: "..."
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As an ordinary urban worker, pressured by my family to get married, I chose blind dates over working like a slave in the big city. I spent 1998 yuan to hire a matchmaking agency, who claimed to be matching me with the best possible match. But my first blind date was a fox demon persecuted by her half-sister, whose tail I accidentally caught… My second blind date was a female cultivator ostracized by her fellow disciples, who insisted on taking me flying on a sword over the sea… This is outrageous! This matchmaking agency is definitely suspicious; they hired two mentally ill people to arrange blind dates! One is a cross-dresser, the other has delusions! Damn it! Refund! Just then, the matchmaking agency arranged a third blind date—[Author of "My Beautiful Teacher," "My Fox Fairy Wife," "My Wife is a Martial Arts Master"...]
[The Great Demon King of Green Mountain Invites You to Join the Chat Group] After six days of being transported to the past, defying her original fate of becoming a velvet ball, the once despondent Miss Fox suddenly perked up and immediately sprang to life. Six days without video games, internet, or a cell phone—wouldn't that drive anyone crazy? Now, the chat group is here! The six days are over; it's time to return to the realm of video games!
[Competitive sports should look like competitive sports! A leg fracture from excessive speed on a curve! A heart stopped beating due to overload! Rhabdomyolysis from excessive exercise! Crashing into a solid wall at high speed, creating a human-shaped hole! Mental breakdown due to excessive pressure, yet forced to continue bravely forward! A beautiful yet cruel competitive struggle!][Life… brilliant as a song, bitter as a song, arrogant as a song!][No food without fighting, no survival without slaughter!][I've added a lot of combat swords! Because only in this way can a truly bizarre novel be born!][Tactically despise the enemy, strategically ignore the enemy, and crush the enemy in battle!] When the solar eclipse occurs, who can compete… one horse leads the way, and all others are eclipsed? Heh! ... My trials to reach the pinnacle of power have no pitfalls; the hardships and tribulations are merely nourishment for my future ascension to the throne of a hegemon! Under the streetlights illuminating the streets at dawn, a humanoid creature in black robes is registering for the debut race at the Zhongjing Horse Racing Track on her phone. She speaks with a calm, nonchalant tone, like a polite madwoman! [The protagonist, Lunar Eclipse, has a very complex personality: three parts Khorne's chosen one + one part chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) + two parts riddle master + four parts philosopher.][The effects of the cheat ability are too explosive; trainers who are observing, please read with caution.][Essentially a lighthearted, humorous story; if you experience any adverse effects, please exit immediately!]
Invincibility, naiveté, and cultivation all thanks to my idealism. Li Tianwei was born a protagonist, understanding gravity at the age of three. Unfortunately, Newton was born before me. While in kindergarten, he recruited twelve generals, aiming to conquer the Central Plains and unify the world, only to be beaten to the punch by Ying Zheng. It was a case of kings meeting kings. It wasn't until he traveled to the realm of immortal cultivation that Li Tianwei realized he was truly the protagonist, destined to dominate the world and dominate eternity. Unfortunately, he came with a crappy system that kept saying he had a fake spiritual root... How could I believe such talk? How could a mere system possibly understand my true nature? As a protagonist, how could I possibly have a natural spiritual root? Have you ever seen a fake spiritual root that's been cultivated for a hundred days? "You ask me how a natural spiritual root can have such a mixed five colors? Have you ever heard of a five-colored natural spiritual root? Look, I've achieved immortality!" After ascending to the immortal realm, Li Tianwei faced questions and waved his hand. The sky collapsed, the earth turned upside down, and time reversed...
Jiang Heng, armed with an arsenal of weapons from Honkai Impact 3, has opened a humble shop in Mondstadt. Foolish Teyvatians, we've released new artifacts, the 11th Original, and the new Stigmata Ice Herrscher set. Powers from another world bless you! How can you get them? You'll definitely have to draw a lottery. What? I didn't win a ten-draw combo in one try. Please, didn't you see that Amber, the Knight of Favonius, has already won three hundred draws, still wearing the Hannah set? Didn't she say anything? Keqing: I really want that Magnetic Blade you're using as a shovel, Qiuli Cream! Barbara: For the store manager's Judas Oath, Barbara will do anything. Barbara, go for it! Ningguang: Tell me more about Fu Hua's story. Her Yin-Yang method, the division of heaven and earth, and so on. I'm very interested. From the entire Qun Yu Pavilion, take whatever you want... What, me? There's really nothing I can do about you. We're getting married tomorrow! Paimon: Wow, Ying and the store manager are helping... The Jiemie Greatsword and Fire Stigma I got through friendship are really useful. I just used the fire element to defeat Master Lu for the 99th time, hahaha! Paimon is no longer a mascot! Xiangling, who was standing by and witnessing everything, said: Help, the ingredients are hitting me!