What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

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Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

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Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.

After a sudden transmigration, Su Yuan thought he had hit the jackpot. He received a Life Simulator as his golden finger and believed he was about to take off and dominate.

But then he realized something...

Wait, I’m not even human anymore!

LMAO. What’s the point of simulating life if I don’t even have one?

Oh... so I am the golden finger?

Well then. Carry on!

After watching Greninja's crushing defeat against the Water Spray, Sun Wuming, driven to abandon the anime, travels to another world.

Having obtained the Zhutian Martial Arts System, he strives to become stronger, diligently training and finally mastering powerful techniques such as the Three-Color Haki and the Eight Gates Ninjutsu.

But when he finally mastered Kamehameha, believing he could survive in this world... you told me this is the Pokémon world!?

Sora Ayaka Zangmarant: "We became so strong because we were beaten so often by our master..."

Groudon Kyogre: "We thought the only one who could deal with us was that flying caterpillar, but that day, that human threw us, returning to our original form, into outer space..."

Arceus, watching Sun Wuming, covered in terrifying energy waves and his golden hair standing on end, transformed into a Super Saiyan, was completely shaken.

Relationship blogger Lin Du dies of a heart attack, enraged by someone with a ‘love brain.’

After her death, she transmigrates into a cultivation novel filled with sadomasochistic cultivation novel and tragic love, becoming a beautiful and strong yet tragically fated junior sister aunt whose destiny is to sacrifice herself, using her ashes to pave the way for the protagonist’s great love story.

After reading the script, she slowly types out a question mark, “Have all the wild vegetables on this mountain been dug up?”

The system gently advises her: “See those ‘love-brained’ people in your sect? Save them, and you can live.”

Lin Du: “One is willing to hit, the other willing to take it—respect the mockery, lock it in.”

System: “Sweetie, you only have one day left to live.”

Lin Du: “Right up my alley, satisfaction guaranteed.”

Thus, Lin Du accepts her fate and sets out to save the senior brother who was deceived into having his spiritual bone removed and ended up crippled, the second senior sister who was cut open by her Taoist partner to extract blood for the white moonlight while she was pregnant, and the junior sister who was used by the Demon Lord to steal the sect’s treasure and then abandoned, leading her to fall into demonic ways…

But why does this sect have such a strange vibe? The sect leader personally cooks a big goose in an iron pot, and the real immortals are either growing vegetables or digging for treasures…

Lin Du: “Not sure, let’s observe a bit more.”

She initially thought that those who were lost were beyond saving, but after getting to know them, she realized: Her nephews and nieces are so adorable—it’s all the fault of those evil cultivators!

As the story progresses to a crucial point, the entire sect ends up being assimilated by Lin Du.

Senior Brother: “Can’t ascend due to lack of a spiritual bone? If you can’t ascend, you can still go to hell!”

Second Senior Sister: “Dual cultivation? A child? I have a pregnancy pill; you can bear it yourself.”

Junior Sister: “The Demon Lord, the most handsome man in the world? That guy? Not even as good-looking as one of Lin Du’s fingers!”

Warnings: The entire story focuses on the female protagonist’s growth, with minor group scenes. There is a romantic subplot, but it has minimal screen time.

Why don’t you take a good look at yourself when you get turned from a demon dragon into a blood princess maid by a Hero?

You got hit by a truck and transported to another world—how about blaming yourself for that?

You reincarnated as a villainous dragon that everyone wants dead—blame yourself for that too, okay?

You got turned into a purple-haired girl by the Hero, who then used all sorts of props to… ahem, “torture” you—can we talk about how maybe that’s also your own fault?

Why is it that the Hero is always picking on you?

Why are you the only one who got turned into a girl?

Why are you the one working all day only to go home and warm the Hero’s bed and fetch him hot water?

Maybe it’s all your fault, huh?

How am I supposed to beat a max-level Hero? I just reincarnated, haven’t even learned a single skill yet, and the guy shows up at my door in full god-tier gear—what am I supposed to do?

And then all my subordinates surrendered!

When they saw me getting beat up, they went nuts, laughing like maniacs, going, “Ahahaha!”

Then the Hero started showing off his magic combo like, “I’m gonna kill you!”

And all I could do was fall to my knees and beg, “It hurts! It hurts so bad!”

Played to death, schemed to death, and then you still ask me,

“Hey, why don’t you reflect on yourself a bit more?”

You’re so cute!

The craziest part?

When the Hero found out the truth, he actually said,

“Hey, we’ve lived together so long already—why don’t you just marry me?” (shocked face)

What the h*ll?!

He knows I’m a guy, and he still wants me to marry him?

I’ve already been turned into a woman, and you’re still talking about marriage? No way!

I’m a man inside! There’s no way I’d marry anyone!

Just then, a big hand lands on the purple-haired girl’s head.

“What? Marrying me is that upsetting?”

“No! I was just kidding… hubby

Bai Qiong traveled to the Star Dome Railway and awakened the system of the other world.

It issued a series of extraordinary tasks, and the rewards were also incredible -

the baseball bat turned into a big baseball bat, the flame gun turned into a fire stick, the clock trick turned into hypnosis, and Mimi could stop time for a long time...

Gradually, the style of his Star Railway world began to be wrong.

Hua Huo: Please... please, don't burn me with the fire stick again, I won't dare to do it again...

March 7: Those photos in the camera must not be passed on, I don't want other people in the train group to know, please!

Jingliu: No, I have pleaded guilty and accepted the punishment. Do I have to wear a blindfold when I am chained?

Aglaya: Xiadie and I have apologized for that unreasonable trial, what else do you want? !

Bai Qiong: No, I didn't do anything! Why are you exaggerating?

...

This is a story about using the power of the other world to do serious things in the world of Star Railway.

Four individuals with extraordinary backgrounds find themselves unexpectedly forced into debuting as an idol group:

Zheng Xun: A highly skilled assassin who trained for a decade to save the world, only to be "delivered" to the wrong place by his system. Unable to find assassination work, he's lured into an entertainment company by the promise of free room and board.

Cheng Jie: The archetypal CEO from a romance novel who spent ten years mastering domineering presidential quotes. After his own company goes bankrupt, he's forced to become an idol.

Huang He: The protagonist of a revenge story whose enemies were all mysteriously eliminated right after he transmigrated. His new boss, seeing him as a good luck charm, forces him to become an idol.

He Yuxing: A cultivator who time-traveled to the modern era by mistake. Unable to use his powerful abilities due to the lack of spiritual energy (mana), he's also forced to become an idol, swayed by the promise that his "powers" can be added in with special effects during acting.

Now, these four eccentric individuals from completely different walks of life are about to debut together as a boy band, much to the future regret of the agent who signed them all.

[Everyone changes their job + passion + sand sculpture + multiple professions + upgrade + defend the country + the protagonist is so handsome]

After traveling to a world where everyone changes jobs, Lu Sheng discovered that his task panel often malfunctioned, issuing some inexplicable tasks.

By completing tasks, he continuously gained charm value rewards and became the most handsome guy in the school.

At the oath-taking ceremony one hundred days before the college entrance examination, when the civilian goddess Qiu He confessed her love to him in public, the task panel unexpectedly issued another task.

What? Rejecting the school beauty allows you to switch to the hidden profession of Sword Immortal?!

What's the use of a woman? She only slows down my sword drawing!

After becoming a Sword Immortal, Lu Sheng collected all the famous swords, including the Seven-Star Meridian Sword, the Rock Dragon Sword, the Tai Chi Dustless Sword, and the Mad Dragon Judgment Sword.

[Sword Controlling Technique], [Sword Stepping], [Blue Lotus Sword Song], [Ten Thousand Swords Returning to the Origin]...

Each professional skill is powerful and terrifying!

Seeing him in white clothes as white as snow, with a flying sword under his feet, killing people every ten steps, and leaving no trace in a thousand miles, the other job-changers were jealous and crazy:

You, the Sword Immortal, might be handsome, but how come you're so ridiculously strong?!

Chu Fei transmigrated to a parallel world where the gaming industry was extremely underdeveloped.

He acquired the “Emotional Fluctuation System.” As long as he triggered strong emotional reactions in players, whether it be joyful laughter, wailing grief, or teeth-gritting rage, he would earn various rewards.

So, Chu Fei immediately released Horror World, a masterful blend of every terrifying horror game ever created.

Unlike the horror games from his past life, Horror World was played through nutrient pods with fully simulated sensory feedback, its immersive experience was off the charts.

Countless players were literally scared to the point of wetting themselves.

Dai Xiaomei: Don’t drink water before playing this cursed game… Don’t ask me how I know~~

Sister Zhou: Oh god, I don’t dare go to the bathroom alone… someone come with me!

PDD: This game isn’t made for humans! I want my mom~~ Wuwuwu~~

Sasuke uses Susanoo… to play landlord.

Sakura gets obsessed… with aliens.

Kurama, once a mighty beast, is now just a fat NEET.

The Third Hokage walks around with painkillers in his pocket.

Orochimaru clutches manga while chanting "Science!"

Tsunade is drunk every night.

And Jiraiya? He's shacking up with Ōtsutsuki women in secret moon resorts.

Naruto, feeling something is seriously wrong with this ninja world, has no choice but to endure his family’s cold glares and farm alone on the moon.