“Come on, come on! Take a hit!”

“Immortal? If your health bar hits zero, you die!”

“As long as it has a health bar, even gods can be slain!”

The dark side of the world, a broken land, eldritch horrors rising from the Abyss…

Behind him, there was no light. Before him, only endless white mist.

Some believe in the light. Some snuff it out.

But what of those caught in between?

——

The Abyss descends.

Monsters invade.

In the Era of Eternal Night, the gods are said to be undying…

The boy gazes up at the sun. There, stretching across the sky, is a long, long health bar.

“Gods? Oh, you mean that glowing health bar up there?”

[Single Female Lead (Qian Renxue) + System]

During the Wuhun Awakening Ceremony, Wang Teng awakened his innate level 9 spirit power, and he also had twin Wuhun.

——Wang Chengkun: "My son, Wang Teng, is worthy of a title!"

——Wang Chong: "My brother, Wang Teng, has the title!"

Wang Teng: "..., there is a sentence I didn't say, I am actually a god + the capital of the emperor!"

......

Several years later, all living beings in Douluo Continent: "Greetings to Emperor Wang Teng~!"

【naruto+singleheroine+invincible+daily+system+littlefunny+willnotooc】

Get the wind from the clouds:“ I have decided to live a peaceful life now and want to lie down completely! Are you a dog system coming?”

Yunzhong Zhufeng looked at this system and found that it seemed to be covered with a layer of skin?

Then he took a look and saw that the whole system was full of two words, trick you!

【Ding-Congratulations to the host for completing the Chaos Event: Uchiha Madara’s Revenge. Reward: Blood Continuation Limit·Ice Escape】

【Ding-Congratulations to the host for completing the Chaos Event: Nine Tails Rebellion. Reward. . . . . 】

【Ding-Congratulations to the host for completing the Chaos Event: The Fourth Ninja War. . . . 】

Senju Hashima: “Takifu is a ninja who is more powerful than me. I feel relieved to give Konoha to him! ”

Thousand Hands: “If there was no wind, I would have sacrificed it. There is no doubt about his strength! ”

Sarutobi Sun Slash: “Only by taking the wind can he lead Konoha Village to glory, and he deserves the position of Naruto!”

Shimura Danzo: “Who loves to take this blame and who will take it! I just want to follow the wind and run the Naruto mobile game! Bent on making money!”

“group hiding! You will regret it!”“ "kill!" I am the general manager!”

When "Taking Wind from the Clouds" solves the last fatal task of the dog system and prepares to start a truly peaceful life.

Looking back, he finds that he has become a well-deserved god of ninjas, standing above all the ninjas.

Get the wind from the clouds: “Hey, hey, hey, do you want to do this? I just want to be an ordinary set of darts for a peaceful life.

Title Tags: Demon Slaying and Exorcism, Heart of Concrete (Metaphor for hardened heart), Slice of Life, Nonsensical/Absurd

"Daoist priest, my parents disapprove of every decision I make, I've been suppressed since childhood, and I've accomplished nothing."

Li You: "There are two things in your house that are suppressing you."

"Daoist priest, 'a step back opens up a vast sky,' how about you waive the incense money for me?"

Li You: "If I don't 'deal with you' today, my Daoist heart will be ruined."

...

[Universal Experience Points +10]

Spiritual energy is reviving, and powerful figures from different eras are gathering in the modern world, determined to seize divine positions and control the heavenly authority.

Li You knows he's just an ordinary person, guarding his Daoist temple, and diligently grinding experience points... Until one day, he gradually notices something's amiss.

"Wait, something's not right, how come all these gods and Buddhas, countless demons and monsters, can't even withstand my ordinary punch or a basic sword strike?"

What is the biggest stumbling block for a company on the verge of bankruptcy to become great?

"Of course it's regulation! I don't know where all the regulation comes from?"

Xu Meng was a little upset.

"What's wrong with female characters wearing sexier clothes? Game characters are also free to dress!"

"War Simulator is a set of safe gaming peripherals. Players' fractures are purely accidental, and we also provide accidental injury insurance."

"Dream Machine is a game console, an entertainment device, not a medical device! Sleepwalking agents have also passed clinical verification and are safer than sleeping pills!"

"Brain-computer interfaces are designed to facilitate paralyzed users to log into the game, not for brainwashing experiments."

"What are tens of millions of people doing when they enter a dream together? Of course they are playing games! What else can they do? Take the postgraduate entrance exam?"

In his previous life, Jiang Yuan, the king of the lottery, had everything except health and life.

After rebirth, he found himself participating in a reality show "What kind of life will you choose after a million dollars falls from the sky".

When the contestants of the same show all flew to big cities and started their entrepreneurial journey.

Only Jiang Yuan chose a nursing home in a small coastal town.

Jiang Yuan: "Front desk, let's get a five-year package first."

Front desk: "Okay, may I ask which elder of yours is it for?"

Jiang Yuan: "Not for the elder, but for myself, and I will pay the fee as if I can't take care of myself."

Front desk: "???"

Looking at Jiang Yuan lying in the nursing home with clothes and food provided for him, someone pushing the bed out to bask in the sun, playing cards with old men, and old ladies introducing him to a partner, the program team and the audience couldn't hold it anymore.

A million dollars fell from the sky, and you didn't work hard, but went to lie down in a nursing home?

Jiang Yuan: "Why do they go to big cities to fight for it?"

Program team: "Enjoy life!"

Jiang Yuan: "Am I not already enjoying life?"

Program team: "..."

[Superpowers] [Slow pace] [Single female lead] [Relaxed] [Daily]

I am Qi Jing, and I have traveled to a parallel universe.

But this Earth seems a little different.

Thirty years ago, the first dimensional gate appeared on Earth, leading to an unknown other world.

People who come into contact with the other world will gain source power and superpowers.

As expected, I got a powerful superpower: lottery.

I can draw martial arts, supernatural powers, magic, skills, artifacts, imperial tools, pets...

and there is no CD, so I can draw as much as I want.

I thought I could get through the other world quickly.

But it doesn't have a guarantee!

(╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴

What a fucking other world, just mess around, and see when you can draw out the magic skills.

Isn't it nice to fall in love and play games?

The young biologist Levitra accidentally traveled to the world of Harry Potter and came to the era of Grindelwald, and his body age turned back to eleven years old.

"Ding! The merit system is being bound to the host. You only need to do good deeds to redeem rewards with merit points! In addition, as long as the host finally achieves the Dark Lord achievement, he can become a god on the spot."

Levitra:? ?

A few years later...

Dumbledore: He is a great man. In this era, not many people are willing to sacrifice their own interests to help others.

Grindelwald: Nonsense! Although this guy is young, he will do anything to achieve his goals. He is obviously one of my generation!

Newt: That young man looks more ferocious than a violent fire dragon, but... why is Qilin so close to him?

Tom: Who asked you to be the Dark Lord like this? Sometimes I want to call you a saint!

Levitra: Saint? No nose, you curse too dirty!

On a boring Monday, Wang Jian was petting his cat in the office.

Suddenly, he got interested and opened the forum to see what the stupid netizens said.

While answering questions, he also revealed the news of the new work to them.

It must be very funny to think that they were whetted by his words, but could not wait for the next words, and their expressions changed from surprise to expectation, and finally to scratching their heads in frustration, making all kinds of unreliable guesses foolishly, and even unable to sleep well at night.

Ah, the happiness of game producers is often so plain and boring.