The most tragic thing in history is not marrying the wrong man or choosing the wrong profession, but choosing the wrong master.
Thanks to her foolish master, Mi Xiaoqi accidentally traveled to the body of a little white cat, and even more tragically landed on top of the bed of Prince Bei Gongyan.
She was trapped by the overbearing prince and intended to escape.
Well, she was caught and locked on the bed...
【Yandere Protagonist】+【Plot-Driven】+【Mastermind】+【Single Female Lead】+【No Marriage】+【1v1 Pure Love】
Chi Xiaocheng could hardly believe it — she had actually transmigrated into a melodramatic female-oriented novel.
And she had become a cannon fodder villainess!
Facing a death flag right at the start, Chi Xiaocheng decisively transformed into a yandere loli and confessed to the female lead.
“Taotao, the one I like is you!”
“You clearly said you liked me — so why are you still going to someone else!”
“I won’t allow you to like anyone else. You can only like me!!!”
She would confess, make her fall in love, and then fake her death in front of her — making herself her one and only.
But gradually, Chi Xiaocheng noticed something was off.
The female lead seemed to have been raised into a yandere.
“Hey, Xiaocheng, you can only like me too, okay?”
Li Fan, who wanted to resign on his first day at work, suddenly found out that he was the second villain in this world.
"Is it okay for me to just eat and wait for death until I retire?"
"Master Collector, the brothers all support you as the president, shall we rebel?"
Follow Chen Ming as he accepts disciples, establishes a sect, and fights his way in a world that deems him as cannon fodder.
He goes against any common sense using his wits and novel know-how to finish missions and arm himself against his cruel fate.
[Hokage, system, the beginning of the first ninja battle, invincibility, casual, funny, not serious]
Traveling through the Hokage, you will get the Krypton Gold Dog System at the beginning. You can become stronger by charging money and drawing cards.
Erha System: Bah, how can you be a time traveler when you are so poor?
Chiba Tetsuya: Dog eyes look down on people, look at what this is!
Tetsuya took out a lot of banknotes.
Erha System: Oh, isn’t this my dearest and dearest master? How much do you plan to charge this time?
Chiba Tetsuya: Fill me up
From then on, there was a master in the ninja world who wanted money rather than life.
Kakuzu: My confidant, Tetsuya is my confidant.
Danzo: Tetsuya, I'll give you as much money as you want. I'll give you Konoha's treasury as long as you help me drag the monkey down from the Hokage position.
Hei Jue: I'll give you money and you can help me rescue my mother, okay?
Tetsuya: What? Who? Don’t you know he is the ancestor of our ninjas?
Hei Jue: Then what do you think before you agree?
Tetsuya: You have to pay more
【Anti-routine article, daily relaxed. 】
After graduation, Chen Mo obtained a money-losing system. The more he lost, the more personal assets he could get.
Losing money?
This thing is simply too simple.
Chen Mo thought confidently, and then directly acquired a loss-making clothing factory.
But what he didn't expect was that the company was full of a group of old-fashioned employees.
Watching his company step by step become the world's first group, he was even called the country's first philanthropist, entrepreneur, environmentalist, president of the Animal Protection Association, Tianhua board in the investment industry, and a recognized good boss in the industry...
Chen Mo sighed secretly, he really just wanted to lose money.
Also known as: [Just want to lose money, but meet a group of old-fashioned employees] [Losing to become the richest man: starting from acquiring a loss-making clothing factory]
A striking man of mysterious origin and peerless talent, he looks back at the world, in all its entirety, with utter disdain. And yet, in the treacherous and unpredictable ultimate formation of the Boundless Secular World, he guards a breathtaking ancient qin with broken strings, waiting silently for the destined one to arrive!
A boy encounters him, and knows for the first time that the world beneath the Heavens is a fickle place. Not even demons, devils, ghosts and monsters can match the frivolity of human nature!
A slender physique, and jade-like beauty, but the sword that strikes between heaven and earth is not unlike a streaming rainbow!
The vastness of the starry sky, the seven emotions and six desires! Greed, anger and ignorance! The teachings of Buddha will grant you boundless strength!
A sea of blood will come, at the cost of all mortal beings full of honest hope!
The ghosts wail as the gods roar, but the sea of blood has no end!
Where, pray tell, is the path I should take?
Since there is no path, no matter how bitter and bloody the sea, even if my boat is made out of bones, I will soar to the heavens above!
Nearing the end of his life, Wei Xun was dragged into a thrilling and supernatural voyage.
Here, he was surprised to find that he could not only prolong his life, but also experience the feeling of pain that he loved!
In this regard, Wei Xun, the patient who was suffering from analgesia, responded—I am extremely satisfied!
“Can’t I properly read stallion novels anymore!”
Shen Yuan transmigrated into someone who’d tormented the young male lead almost to death, the scum villain Shen Qingqiu.
It must be known, the original Shen Qingqiu ended up being carved alive by his disciple, Luo Binghe, into a human stick, a human stick!
Ten thousand “f*ck your moms” rampaged through Shen Qingqiu’s heart:
“It’s not that I don’t want to cling to the male lead’s thighs, but who made him so f*cking black. The type who seeks thousand-fold retribution!”
Why have all the female lead’s scenes been forcibly given to him.
Why, as a scum villain, does he need to constantly sacrifice himself, blocking knife and gun for the protagonist!
Shen Qingqiu: “…I think I can still save him, one more time.”
In a Mary-Sue novel, the readers all liked the Devil Venerable, the second male lead who devoted himself whole-heartedly to the female lead. However the female lead only loved the male lead who abused her physically and mentally.
Readers: Why doesn’t the female lead like the Devil Venerable?!
Devil Venerable: This Venerable also wants to know. But what I really want to know is why I even like the female lead at all.
In order to understand why the female lead wasn’t attracted to him, the self-conscious Devil Venerable brutally interrogated the entire cast of characters from the novel.
Background characters: I have so many things I want to say but I don’t dare to say it to his face!
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After obtaining the book, the Devil Venerable discovered that the book described the world he lived in. This book said that after he sacrificed himself for the female lead, the fourth male lead, his silent and loyal subordinate Yin Hanjiang, blackened and attempted to kill her as a sacrificial offering for his lord.
Devil Venerable Wenren E: Yin Hanjiang, this Venerable wants to know why you wanted to kill the female lead.
Yin Hanjiang was silent.
Wenren E: If you refuse to speak, this Venerable will cut out your tongue and have it with alcohol!
Yin Hanjiang: …
Wenren E: What the hell are you blushing for?!