Commentator Lin Feng died suddenly, and when he woke up, he found himself in Manchester United's youth academy in 2008, only to be released from his contract right at the start of the season!

The coach pointed at the man on the field: "If you can't stop Ronaldo, you're fired!"

In a desperate situation, the [King of Football Fusion System] is activated!

The fusion of peak Messi technique and peak Ronaldo physique is now complete!

Facing the charging Ronaldo, Lin Feng smiled. The next second, he used Ronaldo's body to knock Ronaldo to the ground! The entire stadium fell silent!

Immediately afterwards, Messi's croquet-style dribble past his opponent was followed by Ronaldo's powerful tomahawk-style free kick!

The football went into the net!

Sir Alex Ferguson immediately stopped the game and yelled at him, "Kid, who do you think you are? Report to the first team tomorrow!"

From that moment on, a monster that made the world of football tremble was born.

Messi: "He crossed me like he was crossing a street in the early morning."

Cristiano Ronaldo: "I thought I was the best, until I saw myself with the Messi chip inside..."

(Urban slice-of-life, snuggling, just like the title suggests, the synopsis is misleading... but I guess it's not really.)

Having inexplicably arrived in this bizarre world, when she first saw familiar people, Buguge thought she had traveled to a world she knew well.

However, after a while, she realized that this world seemed a little abnormal.

Why are there so many other people?

A merged world? Or did she not travel to another world, but instead travel to the people she knew?

"Hey Pigeon, what are you thinking about? Come help us quickly, or we'll both miss the concert!" Robin's voice came from the dressing table.

"Coming, coming. It's just a little makeup, no need to rush." ​​Pigeon hurriedly walked to Robin's side.

As soon as I walked over, the robin pinned me down in front of the dressing table, saying, "Because, it's not me who needs to put on makeup~"

"No! Wait!"

"You can't resist~" In order to shut up the pigeon's mouth, the robin had no choice but to use its own beak to block it.

I was actually reborn? Holy crap! This time, Liu Tianxian must be taken down. What? Han Sanping is my uncle? Haha, in this entertainment industry, I have the final say! Friends, are you ready for some good news?

[Wilderness Survival + System + No Virginity + Live Broadcast]

Shi Nianqing traveled to the body of a famous weak and innocent female supporting character in the interstellar era and was about to participate in a wilderness survival variety show.

The supporting female character in the original book pretends to be weak every day and never does womanizing. She is completely different from the strong female protagonist.

The entire galaxy was waiting to see Shi Nianqing crying and begging to quit the show.

However……

Shi Nianqing, who came from the apocalypse, said: I can survive the apocalypse, so what’s an ancient deserted island?

Although there is no help from technology, the supplies here are much richer than in the apocalypse!

Shi Nianqing rolled up his sleeves and began to survive on the deserted island.

While the protagonist was eating insects miserably, Shi Nianqing had already enjoyed a seafood feast.

When the protagonist painstakingly found a cave to shelter from the rain, she had already...

One day, Shi Ning transmigrated into one of the main characters' seme in "Spoiled Crybaby Omega," a notorious scumbag Alpha. She remained calm.

Even when the hotel room door was accidentally pushed open by the heroine Su Wanxing, she remained calm.

But this guy... seems to be the heroine's sister Su Tianxue.

The only truly straight female lead (A) in the original book.

Shi Ning thought about giving up, but she didn't expect Su Tianxue to say in a cold tone with red eyes: "Is this all you can do as A? How about we switch places?"

...Damn, who do you think you are?

She had originally just wanted to tease this innocent and aloof iceberg beauty, but why had this guy broken all her principles and remained entrenched in her heart?!

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Everyone who knew Shi Ning thought she would be a playboy and never settle down. Until one day, Shi Ning and his new wife appeared on a dating show produced by her company.

Seeing her washing her hands and cooking every day, she kept calling Su Tianxue "wife" all the time...

Friend: Help, is this still the same scumbag Shi Ning?

Netizen: KSWLKSWL, double A is so good!

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CP: Unruly and unrestrained, Ax is cold, rational, beautiful, strong, miserable, astronomy, and the elder sister

Mine clearance: There is a marriage before love, no pendants, the top talks a lot of flirtatious words, the bottom is innocent, it is not a double C, it is a double A, the playboy turns around and becomes a wife's slave.

This article is also known as "Is it okay to ship Alpha-Hyperchroma characters?"

Author: Absolutely! I'll ship them!

[Full Story] Copy: Following "Monster Kindergarten," Qi Wu, three years old, is the new King of Hell in the underworld. However, the underworld has been in decline for a thousand years, so backward and impoverished that even her formula can't be bought. Later, the hungry King of Hell is quickly packed up by the spirits and gods and sent to a variety show for children on the human world, along with the most handsome and stern Judge. Their only goals are to earn money and learn about development. The King of Hell and the Judge exchanged bewilderment. The Judge, suppressing his temper, saddled her with a small backpack and said, "From now on, we'll talk on our own. I'll call you Lord King of Hell, and you call me Daddy. Okay, Lord?" The King of Hell, clutching his milk bottle, replied, "Okay, Judge Daddy." But the spirits and gods hadn't anticipated that these two, despite their attractive looks, would be equally inept at business. While the other livestreams featured a warm and family-like atmosphere, the Judge remained silent, carrying the King of Hell to the shrine and burning incense for her. The children are full of talents. Little Yama is constantly mumbling to herself, claiming to have sprung from a crack in a rock. She yearns to fly and break through walls. When she encounters someone attempting suicide, she flips through the Book of Life and Death and earnestly lectures them: "Death is a bad thing. Let me tell you, the underworld is so poor that Yama can't even afford her milk!" [? ] [A bit nonsensical, but also adorable. What should we do? ] Upon learning the truth, the spirits and gods say: "...it's all over sooner or later." Unexpectedly, this father and daughter would become such a big hit in the human world, solving crimes for people, fulfilling dreams for ghosts, and bringing immense merit to the underworld, saving it from disaster. [Zizi is so healing. Seeing Xiao Qiwu calms my daily work annoyance.] [The location Zizi mentioned actually unearthed a thousand-year-old general's tomb!] [My long-dead great-grandmother appeared in a dream and told me that I couldn't get Yama's autograph in the underworld. What does that mean?] [There are special channels. I noticed the staff at the Special Events Management Office treated Zizi with great respect. The photos for Qiwu Ads have been printed. Are they directly hung on the shrine for worship? Meanwhile, the restless ghosts of the underworld have calmed down, and the underworld's development has rapidly improved. Electricity and internet access have been added, and re-employment programs have been launched. Ghosts waiting in line for reincarnation no longer have to crowd under the Naihe Bridge. They can now watch the Little King of Hell livestreamed daily in the underworld! P.S. (There are many personal settings, so don't get too specific. It's just a story, don't take it too seriously. I hope you enjoy reading.) (The baby has no romantic connection; the relationship is with the father. The couple behind the protagonist is a fictional setting. Love you.) Follow-up story: "After Becoming the Principal of a Monster Kindergarten" Xiao Ba is reborn as the principal of a kindergarten in the mountains. Looking at the misty mountains and muddy mountain paths, Xiao Ba's vision darkens. On his first day, the children line up obediently at the kindergarten gate. Each one is more beautiful than the child stars on TV. Xiao Ba is struck by this, but he grits his teeth and perseveres, vowing to help the children escape the mountains! To have enough food, warm clothes, and to see the wider world! Then, a parent came with their child and asked, "Principal, our child went to the fierce monster class, and since returning home, his tail has been plucked out. Can you switch him to the little monster class?" Xiao Ba: "???" The child turned around, revealing his plucked tail, and Xiao Ba's vision darkened again. A closer look revealed the children in the kindergarten—they had horns on their heads, tails on their butts, and were running around with furry ears... Xiao Ba: "...So, traveling through a book is really not easy! The seniors weren't kidding me." Xiao Ba, always diligent, followed others' lead and started a livestream to earn money—"Monster Kindergarten." Curious passersby clicked in and were immediately captivated by the little monsters' ears and tails. [These ears and tails are so real! Where can I buy them? Any link?] Xiao Ba: Quick! Get out of poverty and become rich! Make merchandise! [This little bunny spirit doesn't even like carrots!] Baby Bunny: We bunnies really don't like carrots! [The little tiger spirit is so timid, the contrast is so cute.] Baby tiger: But that peacock is really fierce! Countless people gave tips to find out the location of the kindergarten, but they found nothing. The live broadcast of the Monster Kindergarten became a hit, and Xiao Ba became the most popular beautiful kindergarten principal on the entire network. In another live broadcast, the audience found that a handsome man with a slender figure, wearing a pink apron and a hat appeared in the camera. [Who is this? Stay away from my wife!] Xiao Ba said calmly: "This is our kindergarten teacher." As soon as the voice fell, the man's hat was taken off by the children, revealing two long ears. [Fuck! The kindergarten actually recruited such a teacher? Where is the morality? Where is the address! And where is the contact information!] [Ahhh, whose fetish did the long ears poke? I won't tell you!] The man walked to Xiao Ba with the hat, leaned over, and said in a low and aggrieved voice: "The hat you bought is broken." Concept: warmth, healing, unity

"Aunt Xiangzi, aren't you gone?" Ruo Yexiao, Mu's adopted son, a famous second-generation celebrity, the most sought-after idol of the new era—he traveled back to his mother's high school days and met Toyokawa Xiangzi, whom he remembered as having long since passed away. The great Aunt Xiangzi in his memory met with an accident shortly after the disbandment of the C band. Her death, like a whale's fall, ignited all life. Carrying Xiangzi's legacy, they rose to the pinnacle of the music world together. ...Wait, what is Aunt Xiangzi doing? What's a hen card? Mom's regret, I'll save her! You must form a lifelong band! The hen cards are trying to steal Aunt Xiangzi away from my mom and the other aunts, so I'll just take all the hen cards! But as they slowly get to know each other, Xiao realizes that these "aunts" don't seem quite the same as he remembered them... "Su Shi, that's not allowed!" "Li Xi, I pushed you, Auntie. This isn't right..." Ruo Yexiao realized that he had unknowingly become the core of a terrifying gravitational field. "Don't be afraid, Akatsuki!" At the critical moment, Yana saw Xingcai falling from the sky, "Your system is in my hands! How can my beautiful boy training plan be interfered with by others?" "——System! Add some points to Akatsuki!"

Q: When you enter the fast-travel world with a cannon fodder mission, but in the first world, you recognize the wrong protagonist and successfully bring the paranoid heroine home. You also accidentally increase the disgust value that should have been increased to 100% love value. What should you do?

Jiang Ling: What else can I do? Run!

In order to complete the task, Jiang Ling had to torture the heroine physically and mentally to the maximum hatred value, and finally successfully escaped death.

When she thought the system failure was fixed and she could successfully carry out the next task, she found that the heroine's yandere attribute had been completely activated by her, and the target was only her.

Xianxia Script [√]: On the wedding day of the fairy-like heroine, the man opened his scarlet eyes and used the phoenix's heart blood to seal his fate with her.

Entertainment industry script [√]: The gentle and lovely heroine releases her coolness anytime and anywhere in the love variety show, and is strongly bound to a romantic relationship with her.

Ancient script [√]: In order to marry her, the heroine holding the golden finger handed her a wedding dress and asked her to put it on, and then went to the bridal chamber with her.

…

Jiang Ling: Trembling.

☆Tip: 1v1 top and bottom.

Traveling through a Western fantasy world, reincarnated as a red-haired dragon maiden. Unwilling to conquer the world, César decided to use his [Imagination Manifestation] ability to bring some joy to his long, tedious dragon life. And so… in an abandoned church, a red-haired dragon maiden with a mane of alopecia opened her eyes and looked at the human boy before her: "I have obeyed the summons. Are you my master?" Above the Demon King's Castle, a white-haired, red-eyed ice demon folded his arms, confronting the coalition of the five races: "Have you ever seen me in my prime?" At the hero's funeral, the emotionally dulled elf wept, understanding for the first time the sorrow of time… Years later. Dubbed the "Scourge Dragon," César, looking at the toilet-shaped golden throne before him, was bewildered: Wait, I really just wanted to make a movie!