Rumor has it that every three years, seven girls at Chiba Municipal Soubu High School become witches. And without exception, they all vanish completely from the world on graduation day. No one remembers them, and no written record remains. Ichinose Shinichi has always scoffed at these unfounded school ghost stories, until—Eri, Yukinoshita, Kato Megumi, and other "wives" tearfully pleaded with him: "Please, please find a way to break the witch's curse!!" Incidentally, the ghost stories always mention that these witches are basically masters of juicing. Ichinose: Hmm, I bet their freshly squeezed fruit and vegetable juices would be delicious.

This book is also known as: The heroine is actually myself/The Narcissus of the Devil King/The Fun People Make Trouble in the Heavens.

Some people may say that 1+1=2, but Su Ye actually doesn't think so, because getting along with one self and another self is even more enjoyable than the inner treasury being secretly replaced by a brother in the middle of the night.

You ask what's so enjoyable? Su Ye will only answer that he doesn't know.

"WC, why is Sasuke spiraling up to the sky?" Su Ye pointed to the sky and exclaimed.

"You did it." The girls said.

Madoka: "The pervert who wants to lick someone's feet when they first meet is really perverted."

Gokawa Shiori: "Actually I can do it, Su Ye!"

Akemi Homura: "Obviously I came first, woo woo woo."

Su Ye: "Where are we going today?"

In short, it is a cheerful story that gets more enjoyable the more you read it. The previous chapters may not be good to watch, so you can choose to skip them.

Those who have ideas: Beibei Yaya, Kuroito, Kirisame Marisa, Hakurei Reimu, Ryougi Shiki, Minami Kotori, Ogura Asahi, Toyokawa Shoko, Ichichi Nijika, etc.

Confirmed incarnation: See the first chapter for a general introduction. (I can't write a brief introduction)

The chat group has been confirmed; Puella Magi Madoka Magica has been opened.

Author: I will work hard to write better and better, dry and cute! I will listen to your opinions! (Looking at the ground sadly)

I once joined heroes from another world to battle on the stage of eternal night. I once watched the starlight of a fallen magical girl streak across the night sky. I once traveled through the Victorian era of steam-powered wonders and danced with the Queen. I once attended the Jixia Academy, observing the debates of a hundred schools of thought and offering sacrifices to the world on behalf of the sage. I once traversed the five continents and four oceans, maneuvering and leading heroic spirits to fight against the six paths of reincarnation. But now... looking at the sage sister with a dagger hidden in her smile, the magical girl with an axe on her back, the heroic swordsman sharpening her blade, and the sneer of Her Majesty... I feel... I won't live much longer. So I leave behind this collection of survival rules for future generations to remember. Survival Rule One: If you can't die, then die! Survival Rule Two: Never mess with yanderes... This is the story of a savior, struggling to survive and occasionally saving the world in various strange singularities and an overworld filled with heroic spirits, ship girls, apostles, Pandorans, and other alien creatures.