Iron Man Tokiomi Tohsaka, Kiritsugu Emiya (father of magical girls), Kariya Matou (dark swordsman), King Arthur (who spews profanities)... Captain Uchiha Sasuke (Bleach), Naruto Uzumaki (Primarch), Sakura Haruno (true progenitor of the vampire clan)... The Marvel Universe, teeming with heroic spirits and visitors from parallel worlds; Digimon from the Pokémon world; a crossover world invaded by supernatural tales; EVA, where Ultraman descended... In each world, beings that shouldn't exist have appeared, bringing a worldview-destroying shock to the inhabitants. "Yes, I did all of this. As the Fourth Calamity, wielding the 'Funny' system and with the profession of 'Masked Fool,' it's perfectly reasonable for me to do things that make people's vision go black, right?" "What? You're asking what those people who saw another version of themselves in a parallel world and were driven to nervous breakdowns think?" "I think..."
【Fate+Type-Moon+Multiple Heroines+Troublemaking+Funny+Pranks+Not Following the Routine+Love+Holy Grail War+Heroic Spirits】
Minami Koji traveled to the Type-Moon world, was tricked by the system and died tragically in 99 lives. In this 100th life, he decided to completely let go!!!
BB-chan (System): Senior, don’t be like this~!!! As long as you can participate in the Holy Grail War, I will do anything~!!!
Toosaka Rin: He must be a peerless master.
Matou Sakura: Why is he letting down like this?
Gray: Master is awesome~! Master is conserving his energy~!
Arquette: Why don’t you get out of bed? Is it because the earth can’t bear you?
Altria: Master! You can definitely save us
This book is also known as "Uncle, I'll Help You Fight the Holy Grail War, with Meals?", "This Mapo Priest Is a Little Different", and "There's Something Wrong with This Illya".... Huh? How did I suddenly travel through time while taking a nap? And become Illya? While becoming a loli isn't a big deal, why do we still have to fight the Holy Grail War? And what exactly is the Holy Grail War? Can someone please tell me! "I'm a participant in this Holy Grail War, your Master, Kotomine Kirei. Please tell me your real name, Assassin," the seemingly respectable priest in front of me asked. Although she didn't understand what was going on, the little girl still responded politely: "Hello... Hello, my name is Illyasviel... By the way, uncle... do you provide meals here?" - In short, it's the story of Father Mapo summoning the assassin class Illya~ a well-behaved (and scheming) Illya who strives to help her Master~ (If you're not good at this introduction, please move on to the main text.) (Plot line: Fourth Holy Grail War - Fifth Holy Grail War - Magical Girl Illya, etc....)
Hao Xin, who was preparing to become a content creator, received an invitation from his uncle, who promised that if he posted videos on Bilibili, they would be seen by the heroic spirits of Type-Moon. Skeptical, he posted his first video, "[A List of the Top Ten Evil Scenes of Type-Moon]", which caused a sensation. NO.10 [It's All the Hour's Fault!] Special Guest: Pure Love Warrior Matou Kariya NO.9 [The First Hassan Gymnastics Art Troupe Successfully Exits in the First Round] King Hassan: "Thanks for the invitation, time to ring the bell!" NO.5 [The Emiya Family's Heroes] Emiya family's Archer, Muramasa, and Magical Girl Illya prepare to rush onto the field, "Because we are the partners of justice!!" NO.4 [Type-Moon Heavy Industries] Pump Rin Tohsaka, Furnace Sakura Matou: Meow meow meow? ??? NO.3 [Enthusiastic Citizen Gilgamesh] NO.1 [The King Admits, the King Allows, the King Confesses to the Whole World] Enn: Who did Gilgamesh just confess to? Morgan: It shouldn't be my stupid sister, right? Gilgamesh: "..." Artoria: "..."
[Broken Porridge Iron Stitch] Bad news, Bai Xun has traveled to the Arknights; good news, he has a cheat code, as long as he completes the commissions of others, Bai Xun can get all kinds of unique rewards, from the twelve talismans to magnetic field rotation. Use the Haisi gene to shape the infinite body for Mobius to ascend to the Haisi Godhood; join Xingtie Lao Yang to attack the destiny and deal the ultimate insult to Otto; help Kevin become the guardian of the order to fight against the threat from outer space; put on the yellow robe for Chen and save or burn the whole Terra with her... The gate connecting all worlds, familiar yet unfamiliar guests, as long as the reward is enough, Bai Xun will complete all the commissions for them, but... can you guys not use yourselves as rewards! Mei: Please teach me how to rotate the magnetic field, I will be your cook for the rest of my life! Xiadie: Please... hold me tight. M3: Resurrection, Kal'tsit, I want to create a world with you! Nian: Brother-in-law, just think of it as me, use the tiger talisman on Sui! Xi: No Xixi, don't *my husband*.
"Ah, Honkai! You're stuck here now, aren't you? Is my body tight?" "Your body feels pretty good, give it to me!" [Heh, you high-dimensional human, you think taking my power will make you useful?] [From today onwards, I, the Honkai Will, will be your voice, I'll love every woman I see. Take your freedom and head to the grave of marriage!] (I changed the title and synopsis a bit, lol. I felt the previous one was too cumbersome.)
If we were to rank the difficulty of a time travel, there's the Extremely Easy difficulty, where you're born a sage; the Easy difficulty, where you can become a second-generation immortal; the Medium difficulty, where you're mediocre, with cheats; and the Hard difficulty, where you start as an orphan and are deeply in debt. Misfortunes often come with blessings, and blessings often hide misfortunes. Luo Yu, who traveled to the Starry Sky Railway world, was unfortunate, as his starting difficulty was hellish—he was born in the women's restroom. But Luo Yu was also fortunate, as he immediately achieved the only achievement in the observed universe—being simultaneously observed by the three Star Gods. Star God of Joy! Star God of Wisdom! Star God of Memory! Please grant me strength! Climbing out of the women's restroom and regaining my life—this is just the beginning of Luo Yu's gaming universe. Watch how Luo Yu manipulates the world of Honkai Impact 3rd and turns the tide! The main world of Starry Sky Railway is interspersed with the sub-worlds of Genshin Impact and Honkai Impact 3rd.
The ambitious young man Mo Chen was originally at home eating hot pot, singing songs, browsing Star Tie and watching special effects.
Unexpectedly, the Emperor Armor, who was originally sparring with the 'Flame Dragon' on the screen, suddenly came alive and looked at him...
When he came to his senses, he appeared on the streets of Luofu.
He was penniless at the time and was just about to tighten his belt to make ends meet, but he found...
Mo Chen: Eh? What's that thing on your waist?!
In Honkai Impact 3rd, the three great families were still living ordinary lives at St. Freya's Academy; the heroes of the paradise of the past were still doing their normal business, Kevin and Su were eating noodles crazily, and Alicia secretly put a pink dress on Mobius...
In the original God, Ying, the traveler who just arrived in Teyvat, encountered Paimon, the emergency food; the Wind God of Mondstadt was drunk because of the Wind Dragon; the Emperor of Liyue was already preparing for the feast; and the Thunder God of Inazuma was still autistic...
On the Star Dome Railway, the train pioneers have just established a bond with the stars; the Star Core Hunters are moving towards their predetermined destiny; the Black Tower space is being invaded by the army of destruction; Yalilo VI is about to be destroyed, and Cocolia succumbs to the Star Core and prepares to welcome the arrival of a new world; undercurrents surge in the Immortal Boat Luofu, and General Jing Yuan plans to conquer all directions...
But something unexpected happened, and the arrival of the Q&A space disrupted everyone's lives and destinies!
Theresa (collapsed): What the hell is Far Eastern Demon Cave?! This is slander, I'm telling you, flying kick warning!
Klee (original): Can I blow this up?
Bai Lu (Xing): I really want to go out...
(If there are any incoherent parts, missing words, or typos, you can mark them. The author will correct them when they see them. ٩( 'ω' )و . Also, the author is still alive (⑉°з°)-♡)
Zhang Lang raised his head at a 45-degree angle to gaze at the starry sky: "Alas, you said I..."
"This life is like walking on thin ice. Do you think I can reach the other side?" the system said hurriedly.
"Tongzi, you..."
"Stop being crazy and quickly repair the school wall. Otherwise, you will have to see the use of Judas again."
"No matter how big the prison is, don't elbow me."
"You…"
"Civility, Tongzi, look at Deli. She's just being silly. Why didn't you come over and supervise me while I was building the wall?"
The system sensed something. "? I advise you not to be so ungrateful as to honestly repair the wall..."
"It's hilarious! Cricket Deli is so stupid, am I afraid of him? If I do this or that, this academy might not be able to be named Zhang..."
A cough, a cough, a loli voice filled with anger came, "Zhang Lang, have you thought about how to die?"
"I hope you will die of old age, dear darling," Zhang Lang replied weakly.
"What do you think?" Theresa smiled as she looked at the trembling Zhang Lang...