[Harry Potter and the Hedgehog House + Lighthearted Happy Ending + Somewhat Satisfying + Family Bond with Stalin + No Romance + Some Deviations from the Original Story and Minor Timeline Adjustments for Minor Events + Apologies for Any Out-of-Character Errors + GGAD!]

This is an abstract fairy tale that requires a little imagination and a bit of brainpower.

[This might be a food article (perhaps)]

When the savior is too calm, the entire magical world is thrown into chaos!

Harry Potter was sorted into Hufflepuff, and everyone thought the Sorting Hat had gone senile.

Wait a minute, this seemingly leisurely boy seems... a bit off.

In first grade, he slept nestled in the arms of the three-headed dog that guarded the Philosopher's Stone.

In his second year, he kept the Basilisk in the Forbidden Forest and used Voldemort's diary as a pillow.

In third grade, he gave chocolates to Dementors on the train, and a snow fell on Black Lake at the end of summer, freezing everything in its path.

...

In this world filled with screams, intrigue, and magic, the capybara-like Ha uses his unique Buddhist philosophy to prove:

Sometimes, the best magic is to lie down and hand out snacks to everyone.

Of course, impolite people only deserve to eat big sinuses.

[Lighthearted and hilarious | Everyone's heartwarming | The art style of Hogwarts is gradually going astray]

Interview: Professor Snape, as Harry's guardian, what are your thoughts on him?

Si: Huh? That little brat is always causing trouble! But his cooking is pretty good though.

...

A few bonus chapters will be randomly included. The main story blends wonderful school days with the vibrant summer vacation! A highly praised bedtime read, offering a sense of tranquility and peace to your inner world.

Stable updates, let's see how it goes?

Having transmigrated into the last bloodline of the Grindelwald family, he initially wanted to live a low-key life, but was forced to bind himself to the "Underworld God System".

From then on, the style of Hogwarts completely went astray.

"Petrify everyone? That's too lame. Come and witness the power of our Zaun petrification!"

"Want to learn the Patronus Charm? First, pay protection money to the system. Avada Kedavra can turn a melon into a rainbow color for you."

Dumbledore looked at the savior, who had been turned into a "henchman," and fell into deep thought: "This kid...maybe he can form the most cowardly villain alliance in history with Tom?"

Until one day, I was cornered by the Dark Lord, and the system suddenly prompted me—"Hey buddy, there's only one guy on the other side, call for reinforcements to take him down!"

A letter from Grandpa arrived from afar, saying there was a farm for me to inherit. So Matthew went and started planting parsnip. But what's with this owl? Hogwarts? Ah, of course, of course, I love Hogwarts' greenhouses! I'm a peaceful farming enthusiast! But, Mr. Voldemort, why are you stepping on my land?

Before the Battle of Hogwarts, Lockhart opened the first page of his diary and reviewed his wish list: Gilderoy Lockhart's Life Wish Update (01.09.1992): 1. I want to become Minister for Magic! 2. Marry Hermione! 3. And then make Hermione Minister for Magic! After reading it, Lockhart raised his wand. "Sorry, little Tom, you're in my way, die!" --------------Keywords: Hogwarts, Hogwarts, [Ten-Cut Maniac]

[Gender-Changing Cookie] [Multi-Purpose Tent] [Bamboo Dragonfly] [Adaptation Lamp] Lynn's four-dimensional garbage bag always manages to unearth many magical secret items, even if they're just a bunch of old stuff, they still bring help and joy. The helpful Lynn arrives at Privet Drive and encounters Harry Potter, who is struggling. To help him ease the strained relationship with his aunt and uncle, he gives Harry a magical cookie that completely changes his life. And when Lynn arrives at the magical Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, what changes will he bring to the magical world? Welcome to—Harry Potter and her best friend Lynn's Hogwarts daily life; Severus Snape's new life after shaving his greasy hair; Voldemort realizing he may have misjudged the object of his prophecy...

The tallest tower in Nurmengard

This is a forbidden area for wizards throughout Austria and even the world.

At that moment, the cry of a baby with sunset-colored hair shattered the long-lost peace!

Grindelwald: Her bright smile will always inspire those who walk with her and light the way for the rest of my life.

A certain White Demon King: This little girl's childlike innocence and vitality are like fireworks in the night sky.

A diary entry: He is my salvation, my hope, the person who changed my life.

"Things you believed in during your childhood and the stories you experienced will become irreplaceable treasures."

"I believe that language has its own unique power, and there is nothing that cannot be solved by speaking it out!" said Xiaogong.

Transmigrating into Harry Potter, he gains a system that allows him to grow stronger through learning. While young wizards are still struggling with the Levitation Charm, Rock has already mastered the entire Standard Spellbook. Hermione: "His notes are more complete than Mrs. Pince's!" The Weasley twins: "Great Rock! We call you the strongest!" Snape: "Potter! If your potions were even a tenth as good as his..." [Flicker] is maxed out to the Law level, a single [Radiant] Holy Light will crush any dissent. [Levitation] is maxed out to the Myth level, a wave of the hand [Universal Pull] will hold the stars in his palm. When Voldemort brandishes the Elder Wand, announcing his 'Return of the Dead', Rock looks at the densely packed, dazzlingly bright max-level skill panel and silently pulls out the wand he's swung countless times. "Tom, have you ever heard of a spell that falls from the sky... Expelliarmus?"...

The rating is low at the start, don't be scared away! I solemnly swear, this is a divine herb, not poison. Transmigrating to the HP world, Luke awakens the Magic Chef System, harvesting emotional points with delicious food to exchange for rewards.

As for learning magic at Hogwarts? Sorry, you can freely exchange for spell learning speed, potion-making skills, and alchemy experience. With a system, you can really do whatever you want.

Thus, the teachers and students of Hogwarts witnessed the terrifyingly strong yet seemingly unorthodox freshman Luke.

[Congratulations, host! Your Magic Hawthorn Candy Balls have successfully garnered 1000 positive emotion points, easily earning you the Beginner Transformation talent!]

Minerva McGonagall: Didn't the principal say you weren't good at it? You learned it in the time it takes me to twist my hip?

[Congratulations, host! Your magically spicy hot pot has successfully garnered 10,000 positive emotion points, instantly transforming you into a fire god in half an hour!]

Dumbledore: To be able to perform such a move with just a slight glance at my notes... perhaps he's more suited to it than Harry...

[Congratulations, host! Your Magic Lamb Skewers and Lamb Kidneys have successfully garnered 10,000 negative emotion points. You can claim the Dark Lord's Three-Piece Set without any side effects.]

Voldemort: You're just a little wizard from Badger Hill, why aren't you doing your job properly and learning dark magic? Don't I have any dignity?

...

When everyone's stomachs took the shape of Luke's, his magical talent and strength skyrocketed. A chef? Call him the God of Cookery!

The Death Eater was stunned: Oh my god! Run!

He is the real demon king!

Who has ever seen someone catch Avada Kedavra with a spatula?

At first, Aiden Winchester thought he had simply been transported to another world filled with malevolent spirits. However, an acceptance letter from Hogwarts changed his life as a witch hunter. He never imagined that he, who had always only hunted witches, would be accepted into a wizarding school. Witch hunter? Wizard? These two identities didn't conflict at all. Aiden, twirling his Kurdish demon-slaying blade, stood at the entrance to the Slytherin common room. Since dark wizards all came from Slytherin, why not start there! This book is also known as: *Three Sentences That Made the Headmaster Pay Me Ten Thousand Galleons*, *I Really Didn't Want to Be a Wizard*, and *Exorcising Voldemort Is Also Exorcism*.

[This is a lighthearted story; the protagonist has no morals or limits.]

Having transmigrated to the Harry Potter world, Charlie White is bound to the [Tyrant System].

By engaging in tyrannical behavior, you can earn Tyrannical Points and draw prizes infinitely!

While Hermione was studying her textbooks in the library.

[Ding! His Majesty's sleeping posture in class is practically a reincarnation of Hu Hai, perfectly embodying the behavior of a tyrannical ruler who "neglects state affairs"! Reward: Tyrannical Ruler Points +100!]

While Harry and Ron were training hard for Quidditch.

[Ding! His Majesty has been extravagant, purchasing all the desserts in Diagon Alley, in line with the behavior of a "tyrannical and hedonistic" ruler! Reward: Tyrant Points +500!]

Charlie casually did a ten-pull!

[Congratulations, Your Majesty, on obtaining: Animagus (Selectable Form)! +1 Free Talent Point, +1000 Proficiency in Fiendfire...]

Dumbledore: "Mr. White is the most gifted student I've ever seen, but unfortunately he just doesn't like to study..."

Voldemort: "Why? He learned the dark magic I painstakingly studied just by yawning?!"

Charlie lay on the sofa and sighed helplessly, "I don't want to either, but the system is giving me too much!"