"Ladies and gentlemen, we can talk about love, but instant noodles must have eggs. This is the principle!"

The barrage of comments: [Where did this dog come from? Get off the show!]

Until he collapsed on the sofa, lazily humming his original divine song "Painting": "Draw ten girls to accompany me, and then draw ten Chinese medicine doctors to regulate me"

The entire internet was laughing like crazy: [Help! Is this Lao Liu here to shake up the domestic entertainment industry?!]

When the celestial fairy sister Zhao Lingyun took the initiative to talk, he handed her instant noodles: "Are you hungry? I have the exclusive secret recipe of the instant noodles fairy. You'll feel full after eating it!"

Netizens dug up his negative information overnight, only to find out that his casually written scripts beat the best actor, and his impromptu singing and playing crushed the top stars...

The hater's defense broke: [Are you here for a dating show or to mess things up?! ]

The moment the little tyrant of the nobles, Roel Ascart, saw his stepsister, he recalled his memories. He realized that he was in the world of a gal game he played in his previous life. To make things worse, he was the greatest villain in the common route of the game!

“I’ll be killed by the main character and the four capture targets ten years from now. Is there still any hope for me?”

Just thinking about the fearsome glints of those sharp swords those beautiful capture targets held in their hands, Roel couldn’t help but tremble in fear.

Till a voice finally sounded in his head.

【Welcome to the House Resurgence System】

Just after breaking up, Lin Chen was called to the hospital to sign!

The beautiful school girl is about to give birth!

She was pregnant with her own children, and they were quadruplets!

"It's over. How am I going to feed these four money-eating beasts?"

Fortunately, there is the Nanny System!

"The host's child is born, and he'll be rewarded with one million in childcare funds! And a top-of-the-line Mercedes-Benz G-Class!"

"Name your baby and get shares in a listed company as a reward!"

"Teach the baby to speak and get a reward..."

[Single Female Lead][Love][Sweet Story][School Beauty][No System][Daily Relaxation]

Half a semester into his freshman year, Zhang Muyan’s wonderful college life had just begun, when suddenly the campus beauty came after him?

? ? !

The school beauty first got his WeChat account from nowhere, then started inviting him out aggressively, even transferring money to him to treat him to a meal?!

What are you doing?!

Use this to test cadres, and which cadre cannot withstand such a test!

Amount, 52,000.

puff!!

return!

52,000 for a meal?

This is going to hit my kidneys!

Kidneys don't seem to be that valuable...

Forget it, forget it, it’s out of my reach, it’s too scary.

…

At the same time, Su Qingxue in the girls' dormitory had a worried look on her face, staring at the refunded amount.

Why didn't he accept...

Isn't it said that no gift can be worth anything without money?

Then I clicked on the love tutorial blogger, unfollowed him, blocked him, and reported him...

[Return of the Immortal Emperor + Invincible and Cool Story + No Hiding of Cultivation + Decisive Killing]

I talk to you about feelings, but you want my kidneys.

Ye Feng bravely tried to save his wife, but his body was thrown into the wilderness.

After being murdered, he accidentally traveled to a world of immortal cultivation where strength is respected.

After three thousand years of hard training, Ye Feng became the Ye Xian Emperor, respected by thousands of people.

But he could never forget the woman on Earth who killed him.

In a great battle, Ye Feng was besieged by many top warriors. When he was about to die, Ye Feng unexpectedly returned to Earth in a reborn form and was reborn as a freshman with the same name.

Only three years have passed on Earth.

A dog licker?

Are you about to jump off the building after being rejected by your goddess?

No, how could I, the great Emperor Ye, be a bootlicker?

I still have the power of an Immortal Emperor. In this life, this world is destined to be trampled under my feet...

ps: It is an urban cultivation theme, the male protagonist is decisive in killing, there is only one female protagonist, and the protagonist is not the only cultivator in the city. However, even a cultivator is like an ant in front of the protagonist.

Lin Xuan is a violent villain from a Chengdu novel.

At the beginning, he is forced by his scumbag father who favors his illegitimate son to marry a female supporting character who is a vegetative state and suffers from misogyny.

Fortunately, the [Crazy Stickers] system has arrived.

As long as you have physical contact with people with high luck values, you can gain points and purchase various goods and skills.

So Lin Xuan made a prompt decision and chose to become the partner of the female supporting character Su Qingge.

Wedding night.

Looking at the gorgeous female supporting character in a vegetative state, Lin Xuan started to cling to her like crazy.

...

My name is Su Qingge. I was murdered by my jealous aunt and became a vegetable.

In desperation, my grandfather asked Lin Xuan to come and get me married.

The other party's meticulous care made me feel ashamed but also moved.

"After waking up, I will always stick with my husband Lin Xuan and the football team."

"Whoever dares to bully my husband, shit!!!"

On my wedding night, I woke up!

...

[Single female lead][No harem][Funny and lighthearted][Villain who travels through a book][Rebirth][Face slapping][Black-bellied][Urban imagination]

【Playing Pig to Eat Tiger】【Fictional】【School Beauty】【Genius】【Opening】【Divine Doctor and Soldier King】

That year,

The first time Jiang Xu saw Zhou Qingyue, he fell in love with this girl with twin ponytails and a sweet smile.

For her.

Jiang Xu did a lot.

She likes milk tea, so I use the money I save from breakfast to buy it for her.

She likes some small accessories, and Jiang Xu lies to her parents that she wants to buy teaching materials.

Or you can take out the New Year's money you saved.

When Zhou Qingyue was on duty, I helped her clean the house.

She was not good at her studies, so Jiang Xu stayed up late to write down the best study method.

She said she wanted the latest mobile phone.

Jiang Xu would hang out in Internet cafes on Saturdays and Sundays, using his skills to play games and make money.

After a long time, I used the more than 2,000 yuan I earned to buy her a new mobile phone.

But all I got from her was a bland thank you.

Countless confessions were always rejected with the excuse that studies were more important.

I believe that as long as I show enough sincerity, I will be able to move her.

After graduating from college, she said she wanted to start a business.

So Jiang Xu secretly gave her the two million yuan his parents had given him to buy a house.

When Zhou Qingyue became successful in her career, what he got in return was witnessing her cuddling with another man.

The desperate Jiang Xu was reborn.

In this life, I will never make the same mistake again.

Just then I realized that there was a treasure girl in the class.

In the future, her father will become the richest man in China.

And now, her family is still very poor.

Jiang Xu: Father-in-law, you know, I have been without a wife since I was a child.

She just took a nap in the lounge, and when she opened her eyes, she was dressed as a fat country girl who was illiterate in ancient times.

Not to mention delicious and lazy, he is still domineering in the village.

No one wanted to marry her in the eight townships of ten miles, so she finally bought a golden tortoise-in-law.

In a rage, the old bully went down the road and kidnapped a husband for her.

It’s just… Dad, isn’t there something wrong with what you kidnapped?

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After marriage, Fatty Su is very busy.

Busy transforming bully dad and bully brother.

Busy rescuing the beautiful god general husband.

Busy raising three little bullies, Xiaodouding.

Accidentally, she was busy becoming Dayan’s most powerful 1st rank mistress!

The people of Dafang village all say, the personality of the Lian family’s eldest daughter changed dramatically after her engagement was cancelled by her fiance’s family. She became extremely forceful and unreasonable.

After hearing this, Lian Fangzhou secretly thought: Forceful? My parents are dead, my little brothers and sister are still young, with no one lending a helping hand, there are too many people looking to bully us showing up at my door! There’s still the most shameless pair of uncle and aunt eyeing our few acres of land, and even scheming to sell me off as a concubine! Treating my siblings as servants at their beck and call! If I was not forceful, how would we be able to live in peace? Don’t tell me that I should act like the previous Lian Fangzhou and die from extreme anger?

In order to quell this bunch of demons, break out a wide path to walk on, angelic faces are useless, only the tricks used by malevolent spirits are the way to go!

With a marriage contract forcefully done, he married her, and all she could do was comply, and resent him deeply for that and for all the following misunderstandings they faced, and she understood too late she loved him.

But after a life of misfortunes, she’s reborn to the very beginning, the day he told her they were married, and she was determined to cherish him in her second life!

Lin Mu Mu’s life goal is to : grow flowers and plants, and take care of Yun Ting.

Yun Ting’s life principles are : Love Lin Mumu, Love Lin Mumu, Love Lin Mumu!