[Marvel Fanfiction] + [Pranks] + [Fun People] + [Silly and Warm Daily Life] + [Summoning System]
"Tom and Jerry, could you please stop saying I'm not paying attention and flying around with the Mark armor Tony gave you? Black Egg has asked me to keep you in check more than once!"
"Aqua, you idiot, I've really put up with you for so long! Tell me! Did you steal all the wine in the Asgard Palace? Thor is here to question me again!"
"And you! Pikachu! Can't you just stay home and play? Why do you have to go out on the street cosplaying as Detective Pikachu?"
"Saber, you're the most sensible. I just have a small request. Could you please eat a little less at each meal? I definitely don't mind you eating too much. Don't take out your curry stick and point it at me! Help!"
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Voss Nibbal was stunned as he watched the characters from various worlds summoned by him cholera the entire Marvel Universe, causing the Marvel plot to completely collapse.
"We were supposed to live a peaceful life, how did it turn out like this!!! Oh, I'm tired, destroy this world."
When the most unreliable summoning system meets the most outrageous interdimensional "hero" team! Save the world? First, find a way to survive the day with the "god-like assistance" of your teammates! Hilarious laughter and chaos, complaints and despair are all in one. The Marvel Universe has never been so "exciting"!
【Marvel】【No System】【Wisdom Gem】【Technology】
[Ratings just released, will increase]
(Note: The Wisdom Stone is the one in Tony Stark's head in the comics.)
Wu Bai travels through the Marvel world without a system, but with a gem of wisdom in his head.
With his supreme wisdom, he created super-powerful technology, mastered various dark magics, and fought all over Marvel with his mortal body.
Wu Bai refused to join any organization and established the International Security Bureau. Until the end, everyone was surprised to find that the International Security Bureau had changed its name to the Time Management Bureau.
Wu Bai: "Guess why the Time Management Bureau didn't arrest me? After all, I disrupted so many timelines. The reason is simple. Why didn't Daxiong get arrested by the Time Management Bureau? That's why I wasn't arrested by the Time Management Bureau."
[Using the most advanced technology to fight the most primitive battle? ]
[What does that have to do with me, Wu Bai? ]
Later we will move on to Marvel's hypothetical timeline.
Infinite Hulk, Godly Carter, Infinite Ultron...
…
At the beginning, Wu Bai and Tony Stark were kidnapped by the Ten Rings Gang.
Wu Bai was a little panicked because he didn't have an awakening system. His chest was also pierced by shrapnel and he had to use an electromagnet to stay alive.
Three American teams gathered:
"I'm Captain America from the Senior Interagency Security Agency!"
"I'm Captain America from S.H.I.E.L.D."
"I'm Captain America from the future!"
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Hill: "Director Fury, the ISA space battleship has taken off!"
Fury: "What? They're cheating!"
"Lawyer Ma, your job is incredibly risky! A broken leg costs one million, but death... ahem, even if you're killed in the line of duty, you'll get ten million! Would you consider it?"
"Little Spider, what if your web shooter jams? Get some [Equipment Protection Insurance]!"
"Hulk...don't get excited! I have [Comprehensive Emotional Stability and Property Damage Insurance]!"
Thanos is coming?
William smiled slightly and took out a [Cosmic Peace Insurance]: "Mr. Thanos, for the love and peace of the universe, sign this policy. Otherwise... the consequences will be at your own risk!"
At that moment, the entire universe felt the fear of being dominated by insurance!
(The rating just came out; it should go up later.)
Marvel + Infinite Flow of All Realms + Talkative (can be skipped) + Silly
Even though he is immortal and can cut bullets with a knife, teleport to steal hammers, and fight against hundreds of enemies, the supervillains just want him to be a human being!
Despite his strong sense of justice, capable of taking on Thanos, saving the world, and helping old ladies cross the street, the superheroes only ask that he be a decent human being!
In response, Deadpool's Wade Wilson, whose real name is Wade, would say: "Actually, the system forced me to do this!"
In his mind, the aloof system issued him a new task.
Task: Help Tony and Steve take artistic couple photos.
Task time limit: 3 days
Success reward: Photo editing camera *1
Punishment for failure: Lose your powers and become a little boy who spends three days with your beloved priests.
Deadpool: "Look, it's here again!"
Iron Man and Captain America: "Don't come any closer!"
(I'd like to state in advance that I've been a sun god, and this isn't just random talk!)
Leon never expected that when he woke up, he would become Odin's second son and the sun god of Asgard, although this title was made up by his father.
When Thor smashed through the training ground with his hammer, and when Loki conjured up a clone to try to trick him into getting up, Lion just wanted to lie on the terrace of Asgard and practice his sun priesthood to the fullest.
【Photosynthesis, lazy days.】
Until the Frost Giant provoked him and ruined his nap.
Leon sighed, raised his hand, and golden light spread across the nine realms, turning the glacier into a hot spring and boiling the enemy chief into an egg.
"I just want to take a nap, why is it so difficult?"
But when one of his two wronged brothers was demoted to the middle court and the other was secretly causing trouble, Leon finally stood up as if accepting his fate.
"I really can't do anything with you!"
"Okay, time to go to Earth to bask in the sun and visit my silly brother who's been stripped of his divine power."
Thor: My brother is invincible!
Loki: Could you please not hit me in the face next time?
But Leon soon discovered that this universe seemed more lively than he had imagined?
[Multiverse + Extraordinary Evolution + Cutting-Edge Technology] Zhou Ze transmigrates to the Marvel Universe, starting as a Hydra experimental subject! He is fortunate to receive a gift from the void, activating the talent [Infinite Forge]! In [Multiverse Marvel], he forges the [Infinite Serum], creating the foundation for his extraordinary abilities! In [Edge of Tomorrow], he bathes in the [Blood of Time], seizing the mark of reincarnation! In [Cyberpunk], he deciphers the [Mind Code], gaining insight into the virtual ocean! In the [Three-Body Universe], he captures the [Sophon and the Droplet], gaining control of a cosmic warship! In [Godzilla], he devours the [Life Source Core], hatching a demon god's minions! Zhou Ze traverses countless worlds, rising from a mayfly to transcendence, step by step towards eternal immortality! ----------------- Main World: Undetermined Other Worlds: Resident Evil, Terminator, Edge of Tomorrow, Cobra, Eternal...
Ji Zheng traveled through a world of gods and demons.
Although tainted by the corpse qi of wild dogs transformed into spirits, he could only live on free food.
He still had a chat group cheat.
But why were all his groupmates so strange this time?
Ji Zheng looked up and saw Ye Fan, the Heaven-shaking Master, drinking beast milk with Shi Hao, the Perfect Master, while Chu Feng, the Holy Ruins Master, happily took photos nearby.
It was a warm scene, like a family.
Looking forward, Xiao Yan and Lin Dong greeted each other in surprise.
I noticed you have Xiao Xun'er, and I have Lin Qingtan.
You have Yao Lao, and I have Xiao Diao.
You're going to collect strange fires and save the world, and I'm going to collect ancestral talismans and save the world, too.
The two were immediately delighted, thinking they were half-brothers.
But these were just the norm. Ji Zheng finally pulled aside the people behind him to take a look.
Great.
Tang San!
Now the protagonists of the famous fantasy "trilogy" are all here!
He traversed the world of shadows and ended up becoming the shadow's younger brother.
He intended to replace Shadow as the master of Shadow Garden, but unfortunately he lacked magic power.
The only way to get him to transfer magic to me is by giving him money.
As time went on, Ark realized that no one but Shadow was his match anymore.
The seven shadows of the Shadow Garden have all fallen in love with him.
The Shadow Garden has become his own; Shadow is just a figurehead tool.
(Everything is normal at first, but everyone goes crazy starting from chapter 88!)
"I, Qian Daoliu, a level 99 peerless Douluo, am willing to guard your door, only asking to have one more meal a day!"
The Grand Elder of the Spirit Hall was willing to become a restaurant security guard for a mere bowl of fried rice.
Pope Bibi Dong emptied the Spirit Hall's treasury in order to obtain the right to have three meals a day for a month!
It all started with that mysterious restaurant called "Maple Dye Pavilion" in Wuhun City.
The protagonist, Lin Feng, transmigrates to the Douluo Continent and opens a restaurant right under the nose of the Spirit Hall.
The rules here are strange:
Only Soul Masters are qualified to come in for a meal, and they can only eat here once a day.
A bowl of clear soup noodles costs one hundred gold soul coins. Ordinary soul masters will see their soul power increase on the spot after eating it!
Only a Soul King is qualified to order a plate of Mapo Tofu, and after eating it, one can actually draw a ten-thousand-year Soul Ring!
Ju Douluo Yueguan discovered the perfect match for the immortal herb "Qirong Tongtian Ju" during a meal!
Hu Liena, Yan, and Xie Yue became loyal fans of the restaurant, queuing up to eat there every day.
Here, skill determines your menu, and luck determines your future.
Soul rings, soul bones, martial soul evolution, immortal herbs... anything is possible.
When all the powerful figures in the Douluo Continent become regular customers of the restaurant, where will the continent's格局 (geju, a term referring to the overall situation or structure) go?
Tang San: "My hidden weapons and martial arts techniques... how did they all become prizes in the restaurant's raffle?!"
Travel across Douluo Continent and become Huo Yuhao. You can become stronger by writing a diary every day.
Set a small goal, and be steady and low-key before you can overturn the divine world.
But as he kept writing, Huo Yuhao found that each and every one of the female characters seemed to be amiss, making it impossible for him to develop in an obscene way.
Senior sister Zhang Lexuan defected from Shrek Academy and came to the Sun and Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy to be her teacher.
The Ice Emperor and the Snow Emperor competed to be their second martial soul. The sleeping Silver Dragon King revived early and came to the door with the auspicious beast.
Is there something wrong with them, or is there something wrong with me?
Wang Dong'er: "Dong'er is Dong'er, not Tang Wutong! Tang San, this sword is called Frostmourne, and it was made specially for me by Yu Hao! He said it's ready!"
Snow Emperor: "Yu Hao, compared to the Lolita Ice Emperor, I am obviously more suitable to be your second martial spirit!"
Gu Yuena: "Human, I remember clearly that you said you liked Bai Mao before!"