"I don't like you...I refuse!"

Jiang Che's confession failed, his college entrance exam failed, and his life plummeted...

An accident caused him to be reborn back to the eve of the college entrance examination when he was 18 years old.

This time, Jiang Che chose not to be a bootlicker anymore.

But after Jiang Che left, Su Rongyin, the childhood sweetheart and school beauty who had rejected his confession, caught up with him.

"Jiang Che, why are you ignoring me?"

"Jiang Che, can we still be friends?"

"Jiang Che, I was wrong. I do like you, and I accept your confession..."

Jiang Che held the back of his head with his hands: "I confessed my feelings and you rejected me. Now that I'm gone, what are you chasing after me?"

He transmigrated into a world primarily based on Detective Conan, a fusion of various anime and manga. He was also linked to a yoga studio; after each yoga class, he could draw cards to win all sorts of treasures! The studio owner would receive a hundredfold return! So, Lin Mufeng went on a killing spree! Lin Mufeng: If you behave well, I might consider letting you draw an extra card. Eri Kisaki: Can yoga make my tongue more flexible? Ran Mouri: Why did you close the yoga studio when you and my mom did it? Sonoko Suzuki: If you let me practice yoga, I'm willing to give you all my money, and even myself! Vermouth: Don't talk, come in! Yukiko Kudo: Can I wear black stockings for stretching? Ai Haibara: Will my flexibility really increase after I transform? ...Watching one familiar face after another lining up to come to the yoga studio, Chen Mo fell into deep thought. Who should he take to yoga today?

The story begins with me getting Su Wan, the wife of a billionaire CEO, pregnant with my child. But then my real husband, Lin Tiannan, the chosen one, calls to share the good news, excitedly calling me his "good brother"!

"Ding! The 'Unexpected Father' halo has been triggered!"

Awakening the Supreme Cao Thief System, I, Qin Feng, specialize in stealing the wives of the chosen ones, plundering their fortune, and making them personally send me to the top of the world, and then smilingly help me raise my children!

From this day forward, your glory, wealth, women, and even your proud offspring will all bear the surname Qin!

Bound to an improperly trained "simp" system, charm increased tenfold! First, a small goal: dominate all the beautiful girls in school...including teachers and the principal! Huh? They're all so proactive! Kasumigaoka Utaha: Can we have a dating simulation? (For research for my new book.) Li Kong: Lots of people ask me out, remember to book in advance next time! Himuro Ayame: Are you free for dinner tonight? Li Kong: Yes, but I never pay for dates with beautiful girls. Himuro Ayame: Then I'll treat you. Ellie: The girl you were having dinner with last night, the one you were being intimate with, looks a bit like my sister? Li Kong: She's your sister. If you have a problem with that, let's break up! Ellie: It's okay, I can't live without you. Ayase Saki: Was that a girl you were talking to on the phone just now? Li Kong: She's your mother. She asked me to go to a hotel tonight. ...Hayasaka Ai: A maid who doesn't want to be the mistress isn't a good maid! Kitagawa Kaimu: If I win this battle, you have to go out with me! Kirisu Mafuyu: I haven't handed in my homework yet! Toyokawa Shoko: You've taken all my teammates... Saionji Sekai: Mom's shoes are here too, and this voice is... (Male/Female, all virgins accepted)

Zhou Yu transmigrates to a supernatural anime world, inherits a demon-slaying agency, and activates a system.

A terrible start?! Zhou Yu: Damn it? Time to wash up and go to sleep. Luckily, the beautiful woman possessed by the evil spirit generously offered her help.

[Congratulations, host, you have obtained: Lightning Thunder Fist...] I've stood up!

A widow possessed by an evil spirit, a beautiful young woman tainted with resentment, a tsundere classmate, a beautiful girl wielding a hatchet... Slit-mouthed woman: Wait until I regain my strength... (Woof woof woof!)

[Multiple female leads]

A crimson star falls, monsters invade, and Ning Yuan, who has traveled through time, awakens his D-rank talent [Gluttony].

"Congratulations! You have absorbed the core of the mutated Thunder Beast and gained the S-rank ability [Nine Profound Golden Thunder]!"

"Congratulations! You have absorbed the mutated Netherhound Beast Core and gained the S-rank necromancy ability [Summoning]!"

Ningyuan:

"Luo Xi, let me put black stockings on you, it will feel more comfortable when I massage you."

Lin Luoxi: "You tore all my black stockings."

"It's okay, then wear white stockings."

passerby:

"How could the school beauty goddess like a useless person with a D-level talent?"

"Not a buddy?"

"How can you summon Nine Profound Golden Lightning with your D-rank talent?"

"You can summon undead dragons?"

Chu Ge accidentally traveled to a parallel world and woke up to find himself at a bodyguard interview.

Through the selection system, we can know that various urban template protagonists have intruded into this world.

Later it was discovered that the boss was actually the stepmother of the urban soldier king.

Hey! What bad intentions could I have?

"Hello, can you call me stepfather?"

Chu Ge said to the Urban Soldier King with a sincere face.

Dragon King, Miracle Doctor, Rich Man, Rebirth, Time Travel, God of Gamblers, Celebrity, etc.

The obedient protagonist works for you, and the disobedient one is dealt with.

The villain is ruthless and cruel, and he thinks he is the only one in the world.

Just after breaking up, Lin Chen was called to the hospital to sign!

The beautiful school girl is about to give birth!

She was pregnant with her own children, and they were quadruplets!

"It's over. How am I going to feed these four money-eating beasts?"

Fortunately, there is the Nanny System!

"The host's child is born, and he'll be rewarded with one million in childcare funds! And a top-of-the-line Mercedes-Benz G-Class!"

"Name your baby and get shares in a listed company as a reward!"

"Teach the baby to speak and get a reward..."

(Multiple female protagonists + daily life + university + city + takeaway all-round rider + sister-in-law + whether to cultivate or not depends on everyone)

"Ding Ding, Ms. Tang, your takeaway is here."

Mu Changsheng, dressed in a delivery uniform, knocked on the door while holding a takeaway in his hand.

"Put it at the door!"

A pleasant female voice came from inside the house, and Mu Changsheng slowly placed the takeaway at the door.

Just as Mu Changsheng was about to turn around and leave, the door suddenly opened and Ms. Tang, who was wearing pajamas, suddenly walked out: "Hey, young man, wait a moment."

Mu Changsheng froze in his tracks and slowly turned around. Ms. Tang looked embarrassed and said, "Um... there seems to be something wrong with the sewer in my toilet... can you help me take a look?"

"Ding, the gold medal delivery driver system is binding..."

(Everything in this article is purely fictional.)

Xu Tingfei transmigrates to the Marvel universe and is immediately bound to the [Multiverse Mall System]—as long as you have money, you can buy anything.

His first purchase was a perfect copy of Professor X's telepathy.

And so—just as Tony Stark donned the Mark armor, a notification sounded in his mind: "Ding! Your armor blueprints (including the Arc Reactor improvement plan) have been downloaded by 'user Xu Tingfei'. Do you wish to pay to unlock the anti-mind spying protocol? Monthly fee: $1 billion."

Nick Fury roars from the Helicarrier: "Who can explain why the Hydra spy list is in his shopping cart? And it's 20% off?!"

Loki descended upon New York wielding his Mind Scepter, only to be immediately struck by a gentle thought: "Brother, did you find this scepter on the secondhand market? System analysis shows—the inner gem (Mind) is a high-quality replica. The genuine item is priced at $999.9 billion. How about installments?"

The Ancient One's hand, which was brewing tea in the Mirror Dimension, trembled slightly: "He used 'paid VIP privileges' to block the Eye of Agamotto's spying... and even sent me an ad for 'dimensional loans'?"

When Thanos descended upon Earth with the Infinity Gauntlet, Xu Tingfei merely blinked.

The next second, a clear notification simultaneously popped up in the minds of every hero and villain in the entire universe:

[Global Mindset Broadcast] (Sent by: Xu Tingfei)

"Mr. Thanos, your plan to 'eliminate half of all life' has been classified as an inefficient solution."

We recommend purchasing the 'Sustainable Population Cycle Elimination Protocol' from this store (which includes a free Resurrection Coin pack). First-order special offer: 5 Infinite Gems can offset 90% of the cost.

Thanos: ?