[Orange] The last guardian of the world—Haga Mayumi—after the destruction of her world, finally broke free from the trap of immortality and entered into eternal slumber. However, when she opened her eyes again, she was reborn in another world. This world is strange. The guardians here don't get hurt or bleed, and they don't get covered in dirt like she does in battle. They always have sparkling magic to keep their clothes clean, and they can fight and fly in light dresses without revealing anything. Those guardians with brightly colored hair and clothes are called "magical girls," and it is said that no one knows their identities. Even though Haga Mayumi's childhood friend, classmates, transfer students, school doctor... and even the idol girls she saw on TV all have unusually bright hair, and each one corresponds to the hair color of a magical girl, no one notices anything unusual. It's outrageous. However, she doesn't know that the most outrageous thing in this children's world is herself—she can bleed, can move freely again in three minutes after a severed arm is stitched back up, and can resurrect from a state of minced meat after exploding into orange juice and splattering people's faces.

Warning! If you can't accept the protagonist's suffering, you can skip to chapter 60. After chapter 60, it almost continues the opening of the anime. [KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Suqing Fanfiction, daily life, funny, silly] The protagonist shoulders the responsibility of complaining (by the way, this name is the name of an NPC that the protagonist stole from the previous world he traveled through). The pace is relatively slow, please read it at ease.

"Mr. Kazuma, we haven't eaten for two days. Do you have any ideas?"

"Maybe Aqua spent her last bit of money on sparkling wine. Um, how about we go sell Aqua's hagoromo and staff? She said they're divine artifacts, right?"

"I see. Well, then, without further ado, go and hold her back. I'll take her to the pawnshop and sell her off!"

"Wait, wait a minute, you two! That's my final proof as a goddess, you can't do that!"

Thanks for the invitation. I'm in Teyvat, working part-time...

Until that day, when the task lottery system was awakened... as long as you complete the task, you can enter the lottery.

So, in order to complete the mission...

Eula: You're telling me now that your confession is fake... I absolutely don't agree. You must be afraid of being rejected. Don't worry, my love, I will tell you my love...

Shen He: You are the red rope that can tie me up, so those who come to disturb us have to disappear.

Kamisato Ayaka: Complete the mission? Is that your reason? Well, I'll give you a mission too.

Yi Chen: Hehehe, I must survive!

[Inner thoughts + Romance + Love triangle + Daily life + Main storyline]

Hu Ge is the adopted son of the previous head of the Wangsheng Hall.

As Hu Tao's sworn brother, he comes with a villainous voice pack, which allows him to continuously grow stronger once activated.

However, he did not expect that his voice pack would be heard by Hu Tao.

[There is darkness within me, deeper than any shadow!]

walnut:"???"

[I've grown somewhat weary of the scenery of Liyue, the scheming humans, the farcical contracts... perhaps you'd rather I bring you a just death.]

walnut:"???"

The world has become filthy once again.

Hu Tao: "My brother is actually the world-destroying demon king."

[Ahhh, Kurumi is so cute! My little sister is the cutest in the world. If I didn't have a little sister, I would definitely destroy the world and recreate a world with Kurumi.]

To save the world, Walnut decides to do something.

[Transmigrated into a walnut, I've cracked!]

When I woke up, I found myself to be the most "underworld" worker in Teyvat—the head of the Hall of Rebirth, Walnut!

I thought I would experience the joy of selling coffins, but I found that the account books in the hall were red with blood!

The culprit turned out to be their own guest, Zhongli:

✔️ Buying antiques in the street just for a vase? "This item carries the weight of time, it's worth it."

✔️ Pair your bracelet with a chalcedony box? "Elegance is revealed when objects are in harmony."

✔️ They even want to take over the ruins of the Jade Pavilion to turn it into a souvenir shop? Ningguang: "??? Do you have any manners?!"

In order to save the long-established funeral business from bankruptcy, the owner of this hall was forced to resort to some unconventional measures.

[Single female lead Shen He] + [Mutual commitment] + [Slightly yandere]

After coveting Hu Tao for three years, Shen He kidnapped her and brought her home.

For the first month, Hu Tao remained defiant to the death.

In the second month, Hu Tao finally acquiesced to Shen He sleeping in the same bed with her.

By the third month, Hu Tao started to push her luck, interrogating Shen He about why he was five minutes late and whether he was seeing someone else.

【Funny + Relaxed + Group Chat + Make Up for Regrets + Multi-Character Interaction】

Jiang Li, the plane administrator, is trying to save the continent of Teyvat which is about to collapse.

Pull all characters into the chat group to reveal spoilers and rewrite the ending.

At the very beginning, Wendy's identity as the Wind God was exposed in a video. [System: You are the Wind God Barbatos.]

Wendy: "You're talking nonsense, I'm not, I didn't, this is fake!"

【System: Please watch VCR】

[Start playing Wendy's legendary mission: "Chapter of the Song Fairy"! ]

…

Zhongli: "Based on common sense, this may just be an illusion."

[System: And you, you are the Rock King, planning to fake your death and retire!]

Zhongli: “!?”

…

[Ding, the travelers have successfully reached the destination, everyone is alive, and the level has been successfully cleared! ]

Yue has wandered for half his life, regretting only that he has never met a wise master. If Lord Aizen will not abandon me, Yue will be your adoptive father! Aizen: 6! Although you have lost your Emperor, you still have me. I can definitely be your new ruler! Zhongli: 6! General Raiden, please do me a favor and stop the Eye Hunting Order! Lei Yingying: 6! When did you develop the illusion that I don't have the power of dreams? Sanbing: 6! Li Yue, a fun-loving man from the 21st century, traveled to Genshin Impact. But there's more to it than just Genshin Impact, there's also a very interesting chat group! Li Yue says he wants to be happy!

Transmigrating into a member of the Jade Pavilion, the cat-like creature Ke Qing thinks I'm not working hard enough? She just throws in a phone design, drastically altering the Teyvat art style, giving the workaholic Queen Ke Qing a day off! With the widespread use of mobile phones, the Teyvat lifestyle has taken a new dimension—Southern Cross delivers packages across the sea, the entire internet is live-streaming the goddess Pi Guan and the three gods jointly opening an online store, who dares say we can't scrape together a Mora? The novel "The Scum Fox" is released online, topping the trending searches. A homebody Thor shops online, a 100% otaku development plan, Qin Tun Chang is an online tutor, allowing you to enjoy high-quality tutoring anytime, anywhere. Oser is resurrected? He's greeted by the world's attention, Demon God, times have changed! ... Due to the increasing prevalence of mobile phone functions, Su Che, the inventor behind the scenes, is being targeted. Tian Quan Ning Guang kneels to massage my legs, Ke Qing dons a cat maid outfit to inspire my creativity, and Ye Lan begins 24-hour close protection, all to observe Thor's decision to marry me. Can the scum fox be a maid? The leader of the Knights of the Qintun clan is trying to kidnap me from Liyue, supposedly to benefit the world. Why are you looking at me like that? Gan Yu: Waaaaah, I was here first! You have no sportsmanship!

In his previous life, Lu Xia unexpectedly obtained a Xuanwu pendant. He thought it was a fake, but it turned out to be the real deal. So, out of desperation, he had no choice but to take it with him and was forced to travel to the world of Quanfa.

However, during the awakening of magic, an unexpected event occurred, and he actually awakened the water element, one of the three useless elements in the early stages.

Lu Xia initially thought he could only stay behind the scenes, but after unleashing his magic, he suddenly realized how short-sighted he had been. Who says water-type characters can't be main damage dealers?!

Facing the group that had looked down on the water element in the past, Lu Xia only had one thing to say: "Try hitting me once!"

Years later, facing an overwhelming army of demons, Lu Xia only said one sentence: "Who dares to strike my shield!"

"What? You're saying everything will be fine if you don't hit me?"

"Hilarious! Magic changes in an instant, why can't I take the initiative to attack?"

This book is also known as "I Play Shield Counter in All of France", "With 100% Counter-Thrust, I'm Invincible", "I Wear Thornmail in All-Round Mage", and "Who Says a Defensive Mage Can't Carry?"

P.S.: While ensuring the protagonist's safety, try to salvage all the tragedies in the original story that can be avoided.