[Lighthearted humor + memes + satisfying story]
Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, and is invited to participate in a live variety show.
A worshipper asked, "Master, I can't let her go, what should I do?"
Fang Yang: "She's your nemesis!"
Pilgrim: "Taoist priest, I've discovered a large tomb, would you like to come along?"
Fang Yang: "No, I can't handle those government agencies."
Pilgrim: "What mechanism?"
Fang Yang: "The public security organs!"
Pilgrim: "Master, is it permissible for monks to swear?"
Fang Yang: "Swearing makes you feel clear-headed, but bottling it up makes your heart dirty!"
"Let me tell you, some people are destined to be cursed. Cursing them is doing them a favor, a great act of merit!"
A worshipper asked, "Master, I hate my teachers in school and my boss at work. What should I do?"
Fang Yang: "You have the countenance of an emperor!"
A netizen commented: "The Taoist priest once told me that the greatest act of good deeds in life is to forgive others for any mistakes. I was listening to him with great interest when he told me that he couldn't do it!"
A netizen commented: "Last time I chatted with the Taoist priest, I asked him what the saying 'If I hear the Tao in the morning, I can die content in the evening' means. He replied, 'If I ask for directions to your house in the morning, I'll kill you tonight!'"
Treasure appraiser Ye Yinchuan woke up and found himself traveling through a parallel world of Pokémon. He couldn't even feed his little Snorlax, so he decided to make his first pot of gold with his own ability, but found that he had awakened the treasure appraisal system on live broadcast...
Pokémon are also treasures, so why can't they be appraised?
"My dear Pokémon, your wrist strength is not suitable for breeding! Have you ever heard of super male syndrome?"
"What? Your walking grass stinks? Don't throw it away yet! Congratulations on its evolution!"
"Your Squirtle always stretches its neck? Otherwise, why don't you try to seal the top of the water tank? This is a land tortoise!"
"Nidoran resists breeding? You can't force it... Stop it! This is a heterochromatic Nidoran!"
It didn't take long for Ye Yinchuan's live broadcast room to become popular on the Internet and become the number one Pokémon appraiser!
(Urban setting + System + Workplace + Entrepreneurship + No female lead!!!)
Main character: Wu Zhou
Initial value: Never been in a relationship + career setbacks
Family: Ordinary family
Is it hung up? Yes
The main content of this book is about Wu Zhou, a single woman from an ordinary family, who gradually changes from the inside out through her own efforts and with the help of the system!
Warning: Don't have a fixed impression of the protagonist, because he is constantly experiencing and changing!
(Veterinarian + System + Treating People + Semi-live Broadcast + Abstraction)
That day, Zhang Lingchuan, who was on his normal medical duty, fell into deep thought as he listened to the system scanning the cow in front of him suffering from postpartum paralysis, which was defined as a rare postpartum paralysis in human history and a life expectancy of only one month.
That same day, a cattle farmer, believing a veterinarian was also a doctor, asked him to treat his daughter, a university student with a poor appetite, and prescribe medicine. A scan revealed an intrauterine pregnancy.
Then the entire live broadcast room went completely awry: the dreamy old man, the young lady who joined in the fun and lied about having a tight chest and a fast heartbeat, the brother with a low immune system...
This book is also known as "I'm a veterinarian, what the hell is your awakening of the Great Medical System!", "Abstraction is an art, as well as a medical skill", "How veterinary medicine shocked the medical community", and "Zhang, stop being a veterinarian!"
Xiao Cha traveled to a parallel world, became an eight-year-old kid, and awakened the live broadcast experience life system.
Just experience different professions and you can get rich rewards!
only,
When Xiao Cha heard about the first profession he was going to experience, he was stunned!
"What the hell, you want me to drive a ride-hailing car and become a ride-hailing driver?!"
“Is this reasonable?”
"I'm only eight years old, eight years old!!"
"I dare to drive, but do the passengers dare to sit?!"
In addition to driving an online taxi, Xiao Cha also received job experiences as a food delivery driver, a boxer, and a locksmith...
The viewers in the live broadcast room were all stunned!
"You're not driving a ride-hailing car anymore, but delivering food?"
"This guy is eight years old? He's using an armbar, a killer move!"
"Oh my god, he can even pick locks. He even opened the bank safe?!"
…
Many years later,
Xiao Cha put his hands in his pockets and said calmly, "I was only eight years old that year, but my legend has spread in every walk of life!"
This book is also known as: "I'm Just Going to Extremes to Be Serious," "As Long as I Have No Morals, Nobody Can Kidnap Me," "Stay Away from Thunder," and "On the Importance of Prioritizing the Occupation of Moral Baseness."
Reborn into this world.
Seeing people and things that lacked manners, Qin Mu decided not to tolerate it anymore.
"You're almost thirty, why are you arguing with a child?"
"Can't you be a little more magnanimous during the Lunar New Year?"
"You have so much money you can't even spend it all, why don't you donate it to impoverished mountain areas?"
"You're the older sister, so you should give in to your younger brother."
"It takes two to tango; if he hit you, you must also have some issues."
"I did all this for you, didn't I? Do you think I wanted to?"
When encountering these phenomena of moral blackmail and forced role reversal.
Qin Mu, who had previously turned a blind eye, decided to take action.
Nobody's your father. What does it have to do with me if I forgive you because you're a police officer?
[Livestream entertainment + lighthearted + campus + everyday abstraction]
Zhou Cheng travels to a parallel world and unlocks the "Prank Pressure System," where he can earn rewards by putting pressure on others.
At that moment, the live-streamed variety show "A Family in Xia Kingdom" was underway, and their family happened to be selected.
As a result, the entire style of the show changed.
"Mom, don't you ever read more books?"
"Dad, look at other dads driving luxury cars! Are you going through a rebellious phase?"
"You guys are so lazy, I can't even hold my head up in front of my classmates."
"If your parents are unwilling to work hard, you can change them with three sentences. Be sure to share this with your friends!"
"Teachers, you were the worst class of teachers I ever taught!"
"My grades are so bad, don't you guys even think about reflecting on that?"
Young people who had been under enough pressure cheered together after watching the live stream.
"What kind of exciting live stream is this? It's so much fun!"
"I've always been pressured by others, and I've finally found a mouth substitute, sob sob sob."
[Reward successful, stressed parents with top-notch BBQ skills!]
[Successful pressure on top students in the class, rewarded with brilliant thinking!]
[Successful pressure on the rich second generation, reward 100 million!]
The audience witnessed this scene.
"In the past, they were the ones putting pressure on young people, but now it's all reversed, right?"
"This is outrageous! You've put so much pressure on your own father that he's like a grandson?"
Parents across the country were devastated when they saw the video their son shared!
Production team: Who let him participate in the show?!
I'm under so much pressure!
This book is also known as: "If I put pressure on you first, you can't put pressure on me!"
[Policewoman + Catching Thieves + Crime Solving + Daily Life + System]
Lu Cheng transmigrates to a parallel world and, after graduating from police academy, becomes a trainee officer at a local precinct.
Before starting work, he goes on a blind date—but sits at the wrong table and accidentally catches a wanted criminal!
While other trainee officers are still learning police regulations, Lu Cheng catches a pickpocket?
Sent to assist with a case, he directly apprehends the mastermind!
“Our task force has been investigating for half a month, and that kid Lu Cheng finds the key clue in just three days?”
Leader of a gang of thieves: Damn! Went out to get some food, and my house got robbed by a trainee cop!
Anti-pickpocket unit: Lu Cheng comes to help once, and we complete our yearly targets!
Criminal Investigation Captain: I’ve got my eye on Lu Cheng—neither Buddha nor anyone can stop him…
[Lighthearted + Live Streaming + Comedy + Old Six + No Female Lead]
Su Yang had just transmigrated when he found himself participating in a variety show called "The Struggle of Youth" and becoming a security guard.
A new emotional value system is introduced at the start of the game.
He can earn emotion points by doing things that evoke emotions in others, such as excitement, shock, exhilaration, or frustration, and use these emotion points to participate in a lottery.
The moment he realized he had transmigrated, he understood. This was his second life, so of course he had to live it to the fullest!
During the day, while other security guards were patrolling, he was leisurely playing chess.
At midnight, a homeowner, looking down on Su Yang, angrily berated him for playing games instead of working seriously.
Without even looking up, Su Yang swiftly dispatched four of the opponent's opponents.
"I'm only making three thousand yuan a month. I'm a security guard, not your bodyguard!"
Viewers: "Sigh, it's all Su Yang's fault. He was so focused on playing the game that he forgot to hit the homeowner!"
【Everyone reads my mind + sand sculpture + eating melon + playing badly】
It's not that there's no CP! But there's really not much description of the relationship, and the male lead is not human! If you can accept it, you can join!
It’s not easy to become a daughter of an ancient official family. Of course I have to cherish such a good life!
After traveling through time, Lin Mo lived a lazy life for more than ten years. She had planned to continue living like this, but her father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he got her an official position.
"Ahhh! I don't want to go to work! Why should I go to work!"
Lin Mo rolled on the ground crying and shouting.
But after going to work, life doesn't seem so difficult, and she has also bound a melon-eating system, so all the civil and military officials in the court are melons!
From then on, Lin Mo and the system went to court every day to eat melons, but there was a loophole in the system, and everyone could hear their voices!
Then all the civil and military officials in the court heard a lot of confusing things, which were quite outrageous.
[Shocking! The emperor's underwear was patched three times because he was poor!]
emperor:……
That night, the three princes gave their old father a large pile of underwear.
[Big news! The Protector General and the King of Qi have an illicit relationship!]
National Defense General: ...
[Oh my god! The Grand Tutor wet the bed last night! He even hid the quilt!]
Grand Master: ...
The emperor sent the imperial physician back with the grand tutor that day. Bedwetting is a disease and needs to be treated!
Because of Lin Mo and the system, every morning court has become a gathering for gossip.
Lin Mo and the system took all the civil and military officials to stroll in the melon fields. Their life was so pleasant!