Killed by a Sage Emperor and reborn as his 13 year old self, Nie Li was given a second chance at life. A second chance to change everything and save his loved ones and his beloved city. He shall once again battle with the Sage Emperor to avenge his death and those of his beloved. With the vast knowledge of hundred years of life he accumulated in his previous life, wielding the strongest demon spirits, he shall reach the pinnacle of Martial Arts.
Enmities of the past will be settled in this new lifetime. “Since I’m back, then in this lifetime, I shall become the King of the Gods that dominate everything. Let everything else tremble beneath my feet!”
Shen You accidentally traveled to the world of Genshin Impact and was unexpectedly reincarnated as Emperor Zhongli.He also awakened the fertility system.
Each additional child grants a special ability.
Just as he was delighted, a system notification came: [Make a baby with Hu Tao and receive a bonus of the ability to make a nuclear bomb!]
"Hu Tao, you don't want to see Wangsheng Hall go bankrupt, do you?"
"It's okay, I'll use the young master's money to support you!"
Ganyu: Calm down, you, the Inazuma netizen. [Make a baby with Ganyu and receive a bonus of the ability to make a steam engine.]
True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: The Emperor must have his reasons for doing this.
Travel through the heavens, starting from Douluo!
Activate the system at the beginning and get the Chaos God Test. Semi-invincible, mainly relaxed, daily leisure text!
In the Douluo plane, do not worship the master, do not lick Tang San.
In the Doupo plane, do not worship Yao Chen, do not lick Xiao Yan.
Super God Academy, save Kaisha, tyrannize Liang Bing.
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The protagonist who has the system feels very helpless in his heart: Why are there so many people around me suddenly!
New books "Douluo: Mad God System, Hunting Xiao Wu at the beginning" and "Rebirth of Huo Yuhao, Awakening the Destiny System at the beginning", "It's broken, I can't hide the fact that I am a Titled Douluo". Seeking support.
(Single female protagonist, the system is the female protagonist, the female protagonist is: arrogant + sharp tongue + honest, myth revival, prehistoric, sweet story)
"Fuck? I'm dead? I was playing a game in the middle of the night and died suddenly?"
[Ding! That's right, so follow me to Salem and travel through time. ]
"Is it so sudden? Or let me prepare."
[You can go or not, I don't have time to waste with you! ]
Two concise conversations, an 18-year-old confused boy opened his eyes again.
[Ding! Please ask if you want to bind... Forget it, the binding is successful! ]
[Congratulations to the host for binding the Gods Strategy System. The world you are currently in... Oh, it's so annoying, you can find out by yourself. Anyway, I am a strategy system. Find someone to attack, get love points, exchange props with me, sit on the harem of three thousand beauties, and reach the peak of life! 】
"Gods capture system? What does that mean? Capture gods?"
[Yes, the host's world currently has female gods: Athena, Freya, Amaterasu, etc., but considering the difficulty of capturing the target, it is recommended to find an ordinary person to capture first, and then capture the god according to the situation after obtaining a certain amount of love and props. 】
[Why are there so many trivial things? I met a weirdo like you for the first time as a system. Hurry up and choose! 】
"Are there any restrictions on the target to be captured?"
[No! Anyone who can talk, even gods are fine! Hurry up and choose your target! 】
"Then I will capture you."
[Huh? 】
"I want to capture you."
[Detected that the host has selected a capture target, please start your capture. 】
[Asshole! Why are you capturing me? ! 】
After traveling through a world of collapse, Gao Qi becomes an ordinary logistics officer at the Destiny Headquarters. Knowing the turbulent future, Gao Qi initially planned to remain silent until the end of the book, but the sudden appearance of a simulation system offers him another possibility. [Born in Shenzhou, you and your next-door neighbor Hua became childhood sweethearts...] [Reward: Inch Heart Fist] [You are a researcher at the Tower of Babylon, responsible for caring for experimental subjects, and you befriend a furious young woman...] [Reward: Herrscher Core Fragment.] [Warboss]
Unexpectedly transported to the world of Naruto, he became the perennial underachiever, Naruto. Fortunately, he gained a god-level selection system, allowing him to perfectly master all three types of Haki from the start. He easily defeated Neji Hyuga and Shukaku, and angrily confronted Danzo and Hiruzen Sarutobi, shocking Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and others. He then continued to work hard and grow stronger, eventually becoming the Super Hokage, crushing the Akatsuki organization and unifying the ninja world. Danzo: "Naruto, you're a menace. For the safety of Konoha, don't blame me for expelling you from the village." Naruto: "Heh heh, don't think I don't know about your deal with Orochimaru. You're the biggest menace. Let me represent justice for you." Orochimaru: "Naruto, spare me, spare me! I surrender!" Obito Uchiha: "Naruto, join us! Let's complete the 'Eye of the Moon Plan' together!" Naruto: "Heh heh, laughable. Just doing all the work for others. Utterly foolish." Kaguya Otsutsuki: "Naruto, you're strong, but you're nothing compared to me. Submit to me." Naruto: "Heh heh, I have Six Paths Sage Mode. Tell me, isn't that powerful?" Kazekage, Raikage, Tsuchikage, Mizukage: "Hokage-sama, we are willing to submit. Please lead us to glory!"
Rumor has it that every three years, seven girls at Chiba Municipal Soubu High School become witches. And without exception, they all vanish completely from the world on graduation day. No one remembers them, and no written record remains. Ichinose Shinichi has always scoffed at these unfounded school ghost stories, until—Eri, Yukinoshita, Kato Megumi, and other "wives" tearfully pleaded with him: "Please, please find a way to break the witch's curse!!" Incidentally, the ghost stories always mention that these witches are basically masters of juicing. Ichinose: Hmm, I bet their freshly squeezed fruit and vegetable juices would be delicious.
No talent for ninjutsu? Then carve a bloody path with your sword!
Traveling through the world of Naruto, Yongen unexpectedly became an orphan in the Hidden Mist Village.
Without a surname, without chakra talent, unable to practice ninjutsu, and unable to even learn the most basic illusion techniques...
Fortunately, Yongen has awakened the [Proficiency System] - as long as he practices repeatedly, he can become infinitely stronger!
Swing your sword a million times and unlock the title of [Sword Saint]!
Everything in the world will be killed!
Even if one practices Chakra thousands of times without any talent, he can still forcibly upgrade to the Six Paths level!!!
With his physical skills trained to the extreme, Yongen's body even surpasses the Eight Gates of Ninjutsu, and he can shatter Susanoo with a snap of his fingers!
Under the cruel rule of the Blood Mist, he endured and grew up.
"Others practice ninjutsu, I practice swordplay."
"Others learn illusion techniques, I practice swordplay."
"Others are dating, but I'm still practicing swordplay!"
Until two years later——
"The Fourth Mizukage? One sword!"
"Akatsuki? Two swords!"
"Mei Terumi? ...Wait, what did you say? You want to marry me?"
[Invincible] + [Multiple Heroines]
Roy, having traveled to the continent of Terra, discovers he's the only remaining test subject from the former Cradle of Humanity Project.
The Demon King's crown appears between his horns. Having struck a deal with successive Demon Kings, he resolves to end Kazdel's civil war.
Under his spell, Originium disease is no longer a terminal illness, and with the anti-Originium device, natural disasters are no longer a threat to civilization. Kazdel ushers in its own era of two kings.
Roy: Strength is the foundation of national security, and technology is the path to national development.
Lu Lin is reborn into a parallel world. He originally wanted to live a carefree life as a plagiarist, but he was tricked by the big star Yang Mi behind the scenes and made to participate in a dating reality show disguised as a wilderness survival show.
While the other male and female guests were playing romantic first encounter games, Lu Lin made his female partner Liu Tianxian cry as soon as they met!
While the other male and female guests were struggling to survive, Lu Lin fed Liu Tianxian ten pounds, and Liu Tianxian cried again!
While the other male and female guests were suffering from hunger, Lu Lin approached a female guest from another group with a grilled lobster and said, "Madam, you don't want your husband to starve to death, do you?"
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This is not mainstream entertainment; I hope it makes you laugh.