#Palace intrigue is impossible, just watching the drama unfold and having kids#

Cui Xuejian transmigrated and became a little Baolin.

Several towering mountains stand overhead, while a few kittens stretch out their paws at your feet.

Given this situation, what's the point of palace intrigue? Let's just give up and do nothing!

Cui Xuejian believed that as long as she hid quickly, no demons or monsters could find her!

Ha, he might not be good at palace intrigue, but he's a master at health preservation!

As long as you live long enough, you'll have everything!

Um, but what's wrong with this emperor? Don't come looking for me! I'm never having children again!!!

[Transmigrated into a minor palace concubine, the system lets me watch dramas while I gossip]

Let's expose the true nature of Emperor Qin Mouchen, who loved to eavesdrop.

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Before the Lantern Festival, Yin Zheng was merely the second daughter of the Yin family, raised by her grandmother since childhood, unloved by her parents and siblings. After the Lantern Festival, everything changed—her cold family members suddenly became obedient to her, and countless talented scholars, arrogant young men, and noble nobles sent betrothal gifts to the mansion, saying they wanted to marry her. Yin Zheng was puzzled, but after getting information from her naive younger sister, she learned that her sister, along with everyone else behaving strangely, were all reborn. In her previous life, the Great Qing Dynasty was torn apart by the Crown Prince, and it was Yin Zheng who single-handedly supported the entire Yin family. It was Yin Zheng who painstakingly saved the people in the chaos, and it was Yin Zheng who married the Crown Prince and assisted him in rebuilding the country after committing the calamity of national destruction. In their mouths, Yin Zheng was practically a female bodhisattva, a savior of suffering, radiating holy light. Only Yin Zheng herself was confused. The calamity that they spoke of, the destruction of the country, was clearly something she had orchestrated. How had it become the Crown Prince's fault? If you, dear readers, find "Everyone Except Me Reborn" enjoyable, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends on QQ and Weibo!

When Lu Xinran woke up, she found herself transmigrated into a book and became the real heiress, a vicious cannon fodder who always tried to outdo the fake heiress.

The fake heiress was pampered and elegant, while she was vulgar and rude, a disgrace that the Minister's family was unwilling to mention.

While others were eager to see the Minister's mansion make a fool of itself, Lu Xinran, who had transmigrated into the book, was only interested in gossiping and arguing with everyone and everything.

Her birth mother thought she was vulgar, and she retorted angrily in her heart, "She was born of a mother but not raised by one, is that her fault?"

The servants were snobbish and looked down on her. She opened the gossip-eating system: ["Stealing things from the master's storeroom every day, how come they haven't been handed over to the authorities yet?"]

She was mocked for being impolite when she went out for a stroll, and she retaliated by commenting, "You know, your whole family knows. Your mother and grandfather gave birth to you, your father was cuckolded, and you still call him father, not brother. You're so polite!"

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One day, everyone in the capital suddenly realized that as long as they stood with the second daughter of the Minister's mansion, they could have a juicy story to tell every day, and one different one every time!

As a result, Lu Xinran discovered that she had become inexplicably popular, and everyone liked to crowd around her whenever she went out.

Inside the mansion, her birth mother also hesitantly made new clothes and jewelry for her. The female lead and her mother became the closest of sisters, and the mother even wanted to give the male lead to her!

No need for that, she doesn't like big, fierce dogs, she prefers small, cute dogs!

The person who overheard her thoughts quietly changed their makeup the next day, stunning countless people in the court.

In her past life, Shen Wanli sacrificed everything for her family, but her family loathed her and doted on the fake heiress born to the daughter of a disgraced official.

Upon waking up after her rebirth, Shen Wanli coldly observes the situation.

Her fiancé pressured her to give up the favor of saving his life to a fake heiress, and she agreed.

She then revealed her true feelings to the emperor, and the fake heiress and her fiancé were beaten until their faces were swollen for deceiving the emperor.

When her elder brother was assassinated at a banquet, she no longer shielded him with her own body, and watched as his right hand was crippled, preventing him from taking the imperial examinations.

Youyou confided her innermost thoughts: "Didn't my older brother complain that I was in his way in his past life, saying that he could dodge the arrows even without me blocking them? Didn't Shen Nianjiao say that she would have shielded my older brother from the arrows with her own body too?"

Her second brother was a gambler and squandered the family fortune, so she stopped meddling in his affairs, bought the casino, and let him empty the family's coffers while she made a fortune.

Second Brother is right, gambling is just a small hobby. Anyway, our Marquis's mansion is big and prosperous. If you run out of money, remember to ask your sensible little sister Nianjiao for some!

Her third brother was poisoned by a curse, and she no longer tested the medicine on herself. She watched as he lost all his martial arts skills and tried to protect the fake heiress.

[In my past life, my third brother said that I was scheming by keeping the antidote from the whole family. Shen Nianjiao also said that if she had known earlier, she would have definitely tested the poison on herself for you. Why wouldn't she try it in this life?]

Later, her fiancé and brothers were filled with remorse and hated the fake heiress to the core, begging for her forgiveness on their knees.

Shen Wanli, however, smiled and called out to the sinister Ninth Prince, "Brother."

The ruthless commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard also stood guard beside her, wielding his embroidered spring knife, ready to kill anyone who stood in her way.

Even the Crown Prince, who was rushing to be reincarnated, was startled awake by her deathbed illness.

When the lowly commoners of Wei Kingdom made their only trip to the upper realm to undergo the examination of the Mirror of Appearance, the mirror revealed a peerless phoenix, a legendary creature that had existed since the beginning of time. Everyone cheered for the third young lady of the Wei Prime Minister's mansion. I, with my ordinary appearance, looked at my hand in bewilderment. If I wasn't mistaken, in the instant the mirror swept over me, the phoenix in the mirror made the same movement as me...

After transmigrating into the book, Su Wan pondered her character setting and fate. She could have easily won, but she insisted on courting death. Is this the standard ending for a villainous female supporting character?

In order to change her fate, she chose to return to the countryside and cling to her five older brothers, since they would all become big shots in the future.

The eldest brother entered the court as an official and was promoted to the third rank. The second brother was taken in as an apprentice by a divine physician and became a master of both medicine and poison. The third brother went to the battlefield and became a great general. The fourth brother's cooking skills were unparalleled, and his restaurant was bestowed the title of the best restaurant in the world by the emperor. The fifth brother was exceptionally talented and his painting skills were superb, making him famous throughout the world. With such powerful connections, why not take advantage of them?

But what's wrong with this powerful second male lead who was rescued so easily? He's always trying to seduce her with his good looks, and he also acts like a pitiful puppy every now and then, pretending to be innocent?

The brothers all agreed that he had ill intentions and was plotting something, but looking at his face, Su Wan felt that it might not be so bad.

[Good news] I've transmigrated into the body of the sixth princess under the rule of an empress;

[Bad news] At the start, the prime minister's eldest son was drugged and is now writhing on the bed!

[The Princess's Heart]

A power struggle? Don't be ridiculous! Impossible, absolutely impossible in this lifetime.

Waking up at 3 a.m., attending court at 5 a.m., working year-round without a break? Sorry, I can't get out of bed.

[Exchange of bride + palace intrigue + sisterly comparison + scumbag boyfriend and girlfriend's ultimate fate]

My cousin and I got engaged at the same time.

She married the heir of the Duke's family, and I married the second son.

It's quite a story that cousins ​​married their own brothers.

Who would have thought that the crown prince would die on the battlefield, and the title of duke would fall to the second son.

To get rid of her reputation for bringing bad luck to her husband, my cousin turned to my fiancé.

On the eve of my wedding, my fiancé asked me to request to become his concubine.

Although it is a bit unfair to you to be a concubine, what more could an orphan like you ask for than being able to marry into the Duke's mansion?

Your cousin is the legitimate daughter of a marquis; are you perhaps trying to outdo her and become the principal wife?

Everyone assumed that I would either compromise or stand firm and refuse to marry.

As a result, I told everyone: I want to marry the deceased young master.

...

[Rebirth + Face-slapping and abuse of scumbags + Cool story + Sweet love + Beautiful and cool heroine + Black-bellied hero]

Yun Zheng is the only daughter of the richest man in Da Qi, and her wealth is comparable to that of a country.

In her previous life, she married into the Marquis's mansion with a grand wedding, but became a laughing stock on her wedding night.

Her husband took Bai Yueguang to the hall to marry into the family of two wives. Her mother-in-law smashed her heirloom jade bracelet in public and forced her to accept her fate.

She was a living widow for ten years, guarding the tablet of the eldest son. She was forced to adopt Bai Yueguang's son, had her dowry squeezed out of her, and was finally poisoned and thrown into a mass grave.

Before dying, the husband hugged Bai Yueguang and laughed.

"How can a daughter of a money-grubbing merchant be worthy of being included in the family tree of my Marquisate?"

"You are just a stepping stone for my mansion to become rich and prosperous for a hundred years!"

Reborn as a husband and choosing two wives, when the two sedan chairs landed——

She kicked over the dragon and phoenix candlesticks and said, "Two heirs? Isn't this a scam? I want to turn the tide."

Want her to accept her fate? No, absolutely not!

If anyone wants to make her life difficult, she will make life difficult for everyone!

Whoever wants her to die, she will kill his whole family!

*

later:

The impoverished Marquis knelt in front of the Yun family's business and begged her to be included in the Marquis's family tree.

Yun Zheng smiled faintly and said nothing, looking at the cold and cruel Ninth Uncle.

The Ninth Prince lazily toyed with his jade ring. "Zheng'er, you've been entered into the imperial family's jade genealogy. Your name and mine are listed side by side. A hundred years from now, we'll both be worshipped by the royal descendants."

Everyone in the Marquis' Mansion was struck by lightning and collapsed to the ground...

[Gossip System + Heartfelt Words + Rise from the Ashes]

Chu Liuzheng was reborn into an alternate ancient world. Due to the pressures of life, she entered the palace of the Sheng Kingdom and was unexpectedly bound to a gossip-eating system. She was then transferred by the tyrant to serve as a tea-serving maid in front of the emperor.

Stealing moments of leisure from his busy schedule each day, he never stops gossiping; the entire imperial court and harem are under the system's watchful eye.

Wow! Consort Chun has acquired a new book of erotic illustrations and has been secretly practicing in her palace for three days, planning to surprise the Emperor.

The delicate and soft-bodied Consort Chun Zhaoyi: I'm so embarrassed!

Behind the corrupt official was a string of people, including Lu Jiarui, the Zhejiang Provincial Treasurer, and Shi Zhongzhichen, the Military Commander...

Corrupt officials: Please let us go!

[The princess's husband replaced her own child with his mistress's child, and even tried to kill the princess and her unborn child!]

The princess, who gave her heart to the wrong man: That damn scumbag!

Consort Xin was diagnosed with pregnancy, but the child was her lover's!

Xiao Jingfan, who was cuckolded: Turned her lover into a human pig!

...

One day, Xiao Jingfan suddenly found himself in complete silence.

"Leave the palace? Who gave her permission to leave the palace? Bring her back to me!"

"Fine, I'll go myself!"

"I'm not going back!" Chu Liuzheng stretched out his hand towards the palace gate, carrying his bundle. "I want to go home!"

"Home?" Xiao Jingfan hugged him tightly. "The palace is your home."

Chu Liuzheng: "..."

Unable to defy the imperial decree and have his entire family exterminated, he could only languish and continue to live a life of mediocrity.

She still enjoyed eating melons in the harem.

One bombshell after another was dropped, the previous dynasty was gradually purged, the harem became more peaceful, and the entire prosperous kingdom flourished.

but……

Chu Liuzheng looked disgusted: Why is the tyrant here again today?

Xiao Jingfan secretly pricked up his ears: What juicy gossip is out today?