#Palace intrigue is impossible, just watching the drama unfold and having kids#

Cui Xuejian transmigrated and became a little Baolin.

Several towering mountains stand overhead, while a few kittens stretch out their paws at your feet.

Given this situation, what's the point of palace intrigue? Let's just give up and do nothing!

Cui Xuejian believed that as long as she hid quickly, no demons or monsters could find her!

Ha, he might not be good at palace intrigue, but he's a master at health preservation!

As long as you live long enough, you'll have everything!

Um, but what's wrong with this emperor? Don't come looking for me! I'm never having children again!!!

[Transmigrated into a minor palace concubine, the system lets me watch dramas while I gossip]

Let's expose the true nature of Emperor Qin Mouchen, who loved to eavesdrop.

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Suxi, who had been well cared for since childhood and had achieved excellent results, was a good girl everyone liked.

Lu Xun was exiled from his childhood and suffered humiliation before he became an emperor.

One day, Suxi downloaded a love cultivation Game App, and found that the game protagonist’s eyes were dark and beautiful. He was drawn completely according to her taste, and she immediately opened the mode of baby raising mode.

“Why is there no fire in the cub’s house? Do you want gold to buy it for him?”

“The pup looks better in snow white. Ouch, buy, buy, bought it!”

“Why was there a trace of footprints on the cub when he came out of the door? Is it a side mission to deal with the bully ?!”

Suxi enjoyed playing the cultivation game.

Lu Huan had lived in mud and blood since he was a child. He thought that living was just a matter of getting through one day then another.

Until he made a complicated discovery-

A warm charcoal fire was smuggled into his room.

His torn old clothes were quietly replaced with new ones.

Those who bullied him and ridiculed him, who knows who taught them a lesson, but their faces were swollen and they dared not go out.

On his long lonely journey, he had a female bodhisattva walking his path with him.

After transmigrating into the book, Su Wan pondered her character setting and fate. She could have easily won, but she insisted on courting death. Is this the standard ending for a villainous female supporting character?

In order to change her fate, she chose to return to the countryside and cling to her five older brothers, since they would all become big shots in the future.

The eldest brother entered the court as an official and was promoted to the third rank. The second brother was taken in as an apprentice by a divine physician and became a master of both medicine and poison. The third brother went to the battlefield and became a great general. The fourth brother's cooking skills were unparalleled, and his restaurant was bestowed the title of the best restaurant in the world by the emperor. The fifth brother was exceptionally talented and his painting skills were superb, making him famous throughout the world. With such powerful connections, why not take advantage of them?

But what's wrong with this powerful second male lead who was rescued so easily? He's always trying to seduce her with his good looks, and he also acts like a pitiful puppy every now and then, pretending to be innocent?

The brothers all agreed that he had ill intentions and was plotting something, but looking at his face, Su Wan felt that it might not be so bad.

An Jiu was reborn as a little maid in the emperor's palace who wanted to climb into the emperor's bed.

As soon as he opened his eyes, the tyrant stabbed the young maid who seduced him with a sword.

The next day, the tyrant stabbed to death the maidservant who served the concubine.

On the third day, the palace maid who tasted the food for the emperor died of poisoning.

Being a palace maid is a high-risk job. An Jiu decided to work hard, save more money, cherish her life and stay away from the tyrant.

But at this moment she suddenly heard the tyrant's voice.

"Ahhh, I'm so fed up, so fed up, so fed up. Are all these memorials filled with bullshit? I've already said I don't want to eat peaches, I don't want to eat peaches, I don't want to eat peaches, yet they keep asking me every day, every day, every day."

An Jiu?

"Is the new maid a fool? Standing there like a lamp? Can't you see my neck is sore and come over to give it a massage?"

An Jiu moved his feet and tentatively pinched the emperor's shoulder...

"The snacks in the imperial kitchen are so delicious that I can't even choke. Eunuch Li is blind, why didn't he pour me a glass of water..."

Anjiu moved over and poured a cup of tea...

Gradually, the palace maids and eunuchs of Guanghua Palace discovered that the tyrant's temper seemed to have improved a lot...

The concubines in the harem cried with joy. His Majesty's madness has been cured. Can he sleep with his emperor?

"Am I a stud? You ask me to flip the cards every day. These are human kidneys, not pig kidneys... Speaking of kidneys, I suddenly want to eat stir-fried kidneys..."

So the green card disappeared and a plate of delicious kidneys was served.

An Jiu was promoted from a young palace maid to the head aunt...

One day, the tyrant said, "You are very pleasing to me. Be my woman."

An Jiu found that she could no longer hear the tyrant's inner voice...

When Lu Xinran woke up, she found herself transmigrated into a book and became the real heiress, a vicious cannon fodder who always tried to outdo the fake heiress.

The fake heiress was pampered and elegant, while she was vulgar and rude, a disgrace that the Minister's family was unwilling to mention.

While others were eager to see the Minister's mansion make a fool of itself, Lu Xinran, who had transmigrated into the book, was only interested in gossiping and arguing with everyone and everything.

Her birth mother thought she was vulgar, and she retorted angrily in her heart, "She was born of a mother but not raised by one, is that her fault?"

The servants were snobbish and looked down on her. She opened the gossip-eating system: ["Stealing things from the master's storeroom every day, how come they haven't been handed over to the authorities yet?"]

She was mocked for being impolite when she went out for a stroll, and she retaliated by commenting, "You know, your whole family knows. Your mother and grandfather gave birth to you, your father was cuckolded, and you still call him father, not brother. You're so polite!"

~~~

One day, everyone in the capital suddenly realized that as long as they stood with the second daughter of the Minister's mansion, they could have a juicy story to tell every day, and one different one every time!

As a result, Lu Xinran discovered that she had become inexplicably popular, and everyone liked to crowd around her whenever she went out.

Inside the mansion, her birth mother also hesitantly made new clothes and jewelry for her. The female lead and her mother became the closest of sisters, and the mother even wanted to give the male lead to her!

No need for that, she doesn't like big, fierce dogs, she prefers small, cute dogs!

The person who overheard her thoughts quietly changed their makeup the next day, stunning countless people in the court.

Before the Lantern Festival, Yin Zheng was merely the second daughter of the Yin family, raised by her grandmother since childhood, unloved by her parents and siblings. After the Lantern Festival, everything changed—her cold family members suddenly became obedient to her, and countless talented scholars, arrogant young men, and noble nobles sent betrothal gifts to the mansion, saying they wanted to marry her. Yin Zheng was puzzled, but after getting information from her naive younger sister, she learned that her sister, along with everyone else behaving strangely, were all reborn. In her previous life, the Great Qing Dynasty was torn apart by the Crown Prince, and it was Yin Zheng who single-handedly supported the entire Yin family. It was Yin Zheng who painstakingly saved the people in the chaos, and it was Yin Zheng who married the Crown Prince and assisted him in rebuilding the country after committing the calamity of national destruction. In their mouths, Yin Zheng was practically a female bodhisattva, a savior of suffering, radiating holy light. Only Yin Zheng herself was confused. The calamity that they spoke of, the destruction of the country, was clearly something she had orchestrated. How had it become the Crown Prince's fault? If you, dear readers, find "Everyone Except Me Reborn" enjoyable, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends on QQ and Weibo!

[The entire court is delighted + everyone is pampering her to the skies + a joyful occasion] She's transmigrated into a book. Luckily, she's got a system that grants her lucrative quest rewards. Unfortunately, it's a rigged system. Which emperor would want to be ridden like a horse, which courtier would want to wear women's clothing, and which prince would want to be spanked? Even more tragically, she's at the very scene of the rebel assassination attempt, about to be thrown out as bait. Yuan Ruan fumed. But what can she do about being a baby? She can just lie down and drink a bowl of Meng Po soup. [Alas, only a cup of tea left before she's thrown out as bait! So frustrating.] Unexpectedly, the emperor dodged a fatal blow. The accompanying general bravely rescued her and presented her to the emperor. Yuan Ruan's eyes lit up: [Good man! I'll never again follow the trend and call you a cuckolded tyrant.] [Huh? Hold on tight! "Bra... Your Majesty almost fell on me."] *Three years later, a rumor spread among the people of the five kingdoms. A majestic young princess appeared in the imperial palace of the Xia Kingdom. Tyrants allowed her to bully them, generals volunteered to be his heirs, and even the princes were beaten by her, yet no one blamed her. Initially, the common people of the five kingdoms treated this as a joke. Until they witnessed the princess painting a minister's left cheek in public. Far from being angry, the minister offered his right cheek to the princess as well. The emperor of Xia even offered a smile, "Who else do you want to paint? I'll capture them for you!" The common people of the five kingdoms responded: !!! The deafened prince responded: !!! Is the Xia Kingdom doomed?! Have the emperor and his courtiers gone mad?!

[Good news] I've transmigrated into the body of the sixth princess under the rule of an empress;

[Bad news] At the start, the prime minister's eldest son was drugged and is now writhing on the bed!

[The Princess's Heart]

A power struggle? Don't be ridiculous! Impossible, absolutely impossible in this lifetime.

Waking up at 3 a.m., attending court at 5 a.m., working year-round without a break? Sorry, I can't get out of bed.

1. Cen Jing transmigrated into a book. The system promised that as long as she obediently completed her tasks, her parents and family would enjoy a life of ease and comfort. So, following the plot, she disguised herself as a man and climbed the ranks to become a high-ranking official, a villain in the eyes of the world, ultimately dying at the hands of the protagonist. Mission accomplished, the system retired, and she closed her eyes, preparing to face death. However, when she opened her eyes again, she found her soul had been placed in the body of a little girl who had recently died. —Before leaving, the system gave her a gift, allowing her to live freely for a...

【Everyone reads my mind + sand sculpture + eating melon + playing badly】

It's not that there's no CP! But there's really not much description of the relationship, and the male lead is not human! If you can accept it, you can join!

It’s not easy to become a daughter of an ancient official family. Of course I have to cherish such a good life!

After traveling through time, Lin Mo lived a lazy life for more than ten years. She had planned to continue living like this, but her father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he got her an official position.

"Ahhh! I don't want to go to work! Why should I go to work!"

Lin Mo rolled on the ground crying and shouting.

But after going to work, life doesn't seem so difficult, and she has also bound a melon-eating system, so all the civil and military officials in the court are melons!

From then on, Lin Mo and the system went to court every day to eat melons, but there was a loophole in the system, and everyone could hear their voices!

Then all the civil and military officials in the court heard a lot of confusing things, which were quite outrageous.

[Shocking! The emperor's underwear was patched three times because he was poor!]

emperor:……

That night, the three princes gave their old father a large pile of underwear.

[Big news! The Protector General and the King of Qi have an illicit relationship!]

National Defense General: ...

[Oh my god! The Grand Tutor wet the bed last night! He even hid the quilt!]

Grand Master: ...

The emperor sent the imperial physician back with the grand tutor that day. Bedwetting is a disease and needs to be treated!

Because of Lin Mo and the system, every morning court has become a gathering for gossip.

Lin Mo and the system took all the civil and military officials to stroll in the melon fields. Their life was so pleasant!