#Palace intrigue is impossible, just watching the drama unfold and having kids#
Cui Xuejian transmigrated and became a little Baolin.
Several towering mountains stand overhead, while a few kittens stretch out their paws at your feet.
Given this situation, what's the point of palace intrigue? Let's just give up and do nothing!
Cui Xuejian believed that as long as she hid quickly, no demons or monsters could find her!
Ha, he might not be good at palace intrigue, but he's a master at health preservation!
As long as you live long enough, you'll have everything!
Um, but what's wrong with this emperor? Don't come looking for me! I'm never having children again!!!
[Transmigrated into a minor palace concubine, the system lets me watch dramas while I gossip]
Let's expose the true nature of Emperor Qin Mouchen, who loved to eavesdrop.
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Before the Lantern Festival, Yin Zheng was merely the second daughter of the Yin family, raised by her grandmother since childhood, unloved by her parents and siblings. After the Lantern Festival, everything changed—her cold family members suddenly became obedient to her, and countless talented scholars, arrogant young men, and noble nobles sent betrothal gifts to the mansion, saying they wanted to marry her. Yin Zheng was puzzled, but after getting information from her naive younger sister, she learned that her sister, along with everyone else behaving strangely, were all reborn. In her previous life, the Great Qing Dynasty was torn apart by the Crown Prince, and it was Yin Zheng who single-handedly supported the entire Yin family. It was Yin Zheng who painstakingly saved the people in the chaos, and it was Yin Zheng who married the Crown Prince and assisted him in rebuilding the country after committing the calamity of national destruction. In their mouths, Yin Zheng was practically a female bodhisattva, a savior of suffering, radiating holy light. Only Yin Zheng herself was confused. The calamity that they spoke of, the destruction of the country, was clearly something she had orchestrated. How had it become the Crown Prince's fault? If you, dear readers, find "Everyone Except Me Reborn" enjoyable, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends on QQ and Weibo!
When Lu Xinran woke up, she found herself transmigrated into a book and became the real heiress, a vicious cannon fodder who always tried to outdo the fake heiress.
The fake heiress was pampered and elegant, while she was vulgar and rude, a disgrace that the Minister's family was unwilling to mention.
While others were eager to see the Minister's mansion make a fool of itself, Lu Xinran, who had transmigrated into the book, was only interested in gossiping and arguing with everyone and everything.
Her birth mother thought she was vulgar, and she retorted angrily in her heart, "She was born of a mother but not raised by one, is that her fault?"
The servants were snobbish and looked down on her. She opened the gossip-eating system: ["Stealing things from the master's storeroom every day, how come they haven't been handed over to the authorities yet?"]
She was mocked for being impolite when she went out for a stroll, and she retaliated by commenting, "You know, your whole family knows. Your mother and grandfather gave birth to you, your father was cuckolded, and you still call him father, not brother. You're so polite!"
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One day, everyone in the capital suddenly realized that as long as they stood with the second daughter of the Minister's mansion, they could have a juicy story to tell every day, and one different one every time!
As a result, Lu Xinran discovered that she had become inexplicably popular, and everyone liked to crowd around her whenever she went out.
Inside the mansion, her birth mother also hesitantly made new clothes and jewelry for her. The female lead and her mother became the closest of sisters, and the mother even wanted to give the male lead to her!
No need for that, she doesn't like big, fierce dogs, she prefers small, cute dogs!
The person who overheard her thoughts quietly changed their makeup the next day, stunning countless people in the court.
In the ninth year of Yongqing, General Gu Fu died in Qihuai, and the current emperor posthumously conferred upon him the title of Marquis Zhongshun. In the twelfth month of the same year, the second daughter of the Gu family, who had been accompanying her grandmother to the mountains to worship Buddha for five years, returned home. The first thing she was punished by being forced to kneel in the ancestral hall. In the ancestral hall, the eldest patriarch of the Gu family reprimanded her, telling her not to misbehave in the future and to obediently wait for the elders to find her a husband. She stormed off in anger after hearing his words. Her aunt and younger sister, unaware of the situation, came to visit, seemingly concerned and affectionate, but actually offering sarcastic remarks, which she slowly and deliberately retorted. Finally, her eldest brother arrived. The learned young master of the Gu family paced back and forth in front of her, finally uttering, "The military camp is full of men! You...you've done such a disgraceful thing; do you know that if word gets out, it will implicate the sisters in the family?" Gu Fu finally abandoned her carefree demeanor and said seriously, "Defending the country is not a disgraceful thing." "—Upon hearing that the Gu family was going to marry off their second daughter, the current emperor immediately went to the empress and earnestly said, 'I regard Gu Er as my own daughter, and I think that no matter what, I cannot let her just marry someone casually. If Zitong has some free time, why not help me share the burden and see if there are any suitable candidates in the capital who are worthy of her?' The empress: '…' Understood, let's arrange the selection of a husband. Reading Guide: 1. The female lead is a master of witty comebacks, a bit of a mischievous shrimp. 2. [Highlight] This is not a stock market novel; the male lead is named Fu Yan. [Highlight] 3. Fictional setting, many personal settings, plus a hodgepodge of settings from various dynasties. 4. I'll add more later—the next book I'll write is 'Coward,' feel free to add it to your collection if you're interested—Wu Jiang has lived three lives. In the first life, as the future Daoist partner of the Lord of Donglin, Wu Jiang appeared at the Heavenly Demon Stone."
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The day Ning Ruan left the village, a freak appeared on the continent of Kyushu.
Master?
Sword cultivator?
No, she just wanted to be a wet nurse!
Mainland geniuses: Shut up, you jinx!
...
later:
"Help! I only realized after meeting Ning Ruan that a healer can actually kill someone!"
"But isn't she a metal-type spirit master?"
"Is it a wood element?"
"It's clearly a water system."
"Impossible, I saw with my own eyes that she is a fire elementalist."
"No, she must be an earth-type."
"Nonsense, she is clearly a sword cultivator!"
"Is she really not a warrior? I saw her smash someone's head with her own fists..."
Ning Ruan: Okay, I'm coming clean. A mage who doesn't want to be a healer isn't a good swordsman!
The main characters are a healer wielding a sword, slaying enemies from afar; and a mage swinging his fists, each blow fatal.
...
Later:
Ning Ruan discovered that there wasn't a single normal person in the entire sect, except for her.
The hot-tempered master is protective of his own and loves to fight.
The senior swordsman has been cultivating his sword for over ten years, but never uses it.
The second senior brother, a sword cultivator, kills without fail when he draws his sword; no one survives his strike.
Gou Wang's third senior brother: He even adds dozens of layers of defensive formations to the toilet. He's a monster who holds back a hundred tricks while others hold back one.
The fourth senior brother, the "Slacker King": Aside from spirit stones, which allow him to move without complaint, he is abnormally tired even when breathing.
The socially awkward Fifth Brother is ruthless and doesn't talk much; the more he hits someone, the fiercer he becomes.
Seventh Senior Brother Juan Wang: A pervert who always wants to kill his fellow disciples, he is constantly cultivating.
...
And then:
Ning Ruan also discovered that the novice village where he grew up was actually a gathering place for top players.
Those cheap fathers are all old men who would be struck by lightning if they left the village.
Ningruan: You don't understand the joy of the second generation of repairmen!
When the lowly commoners of Wei Kingdom made their only trip to the upper realm to undergo the examination of the Mirror of Appearance, the mirror revealed a peerless phoenix, a legendary creature that had existed since the beginning of time. Everyone cheered for the third young lady of the Wei Prime Minister's mansion. I, with my ordinary appearance, looked at my hand in bewilderment. If I wasn't mistaken, in the instant the mirror swept over me, the phoenix in the mirror made the same movement as me...
Gu Ningxi transmigrated! She became the real heiress of a wealthy family in a novel, replaced by someone else and sent to the countryside to suffer! After finally being found, she was relegated to cannon fodder as a foil for the scheming fake heiress? No, no, no! Let whoever wants to be cannon fodder be, she won't serve them! At the Gu family's family reunion banquet, the fake heiress presented her with a tattered dress, hoping to embarrass her? Gu Ningxi immediately tore the dress apart. 【Don't think giving me a tattered dress shows your kindness and generosity? Didn't you just have your dad's secretary drug him, planning to climb the social ladder?】 Her cheap CEO dad: ...? Being relentlessly pursued by a minor celebrity, Gu Ningxi immediately slapped him, making him spin around on the spot! 【This kid is eating what's in his bowl while eyeing what's in the pot, listening to Gu Ruolan's words, and even dares to dream of sleeping with her mother?】 Her entertainment CEO mom: ...!? [Pfft, the eldest brother's brain is wasted! His own sister gave him projects that were all scams, resulting in him losing everything, accumulating billions in debt, being chased by creditors, and ultimately jumping off a building!] Cold-faced eldest brother: ...? [The other four brothers also met tragic ends!] Brothers: ...How tragic? Tell me!! During a variety show recording, she even got entangled with the male lead?! Gu Ningxi: Wait, shouldn't you be with the female lead? What are you doing following me?! A certain tycoon: Following you will give you some gossip!
[Good news] I've transmigrated into the body of the sixth princess under the rule of an empress;
[Bad news] At the start, the prime minister's eldest son was drugged and is now writhing on the bed!
[The Princess's Heart]
A power struggle? Don't be ridiculous! Impossible, absolutely impossible in this lifetime.
Waking up at 3 a.m., attending court at 5 a.m., working year-round without a break? Sorry, I can't get out of bed.
[Gossip System + Heartfelt Words + Rise from the Ashes]
Chu Liuzheng was reborn into an alternate ancient world. Due to the pressures of life, she entered the palace of the Sheng Kingdom and was unexpectedly bound to a gossip-eating system. She was then transferred by the tyrant to serve as a tea-serving maid in front of the emperor.
Stealing moments of leisure from his busy schedule each day, he never stops gossiping; the entire imperial court and harem are under the system's watchful eye.
Wow! Consort Chun has acquired a new book of erotic illustrations and has been secretly practicing in her palace for three days, planning to surprise the Emperor.
The delicate and soft-bodied Consort Chun Zhaoyi: I'm so embarrassed!
Behind the corrupt official was a string of people, including Lu Jiarui, the Zhejiang Provincial Treasurer, and Shi Zhongzhichen, the Military Commander...
Corrupt officials: Please let us go!
[The princess's husband replaced her own child with his mistress's child, and even tried to kill the princess and her unborn child!]
The princess, who gave her heart to the wrong man: That damn scumbag!
Consort Xin was diagnosed with pregnancy, but the child was her lover's!
Xiao Jingfan, who was cuckolded: Turned her lover into a human pig!
...
One day, Xiao Jingfan suddenly found himself in complete silence.
"Leave the palace? Who gave her permission to leave the palace? Bring her back to me!"
"Fine, I'll go myself!"
"I'm not going back!" Chu Liuzheng stretched out his hand towards the palace gate, carrying his bundle. "I want to go home!"
"Home?" Xiao Jingfan hugged him tightly. "The palace is your home."
Chu Liuzheng: "..."
Unable to defy the imperial decree and have his entire family exterminated, he could only languish and continue to live a life of mediocrity.
She still enjoyed eating melons in the harem.
One bombshell after another was dropped, the previous dynasty was gradually purged, the harem became more peaceful, and the entire prosperous kingdom flourished.
but……
Chu Liuzheng looked disgusted: Why is the tyrant here again today?
Xiao Jingfan secretly pricked up his ears: What juicy gossip is out today?
This article is also known as "After Peeping into My Spoiler Diary, the Villainous Minister's Entire Family Made a Comeback."
After transmigrating into a book, Jiang Jiang obtains a [Transmigrator's Diary System]. She earns rewards by writing in her diary every day, unaware that somewhere in this world, the villainous BOSS is secretly reading her diary daily, using her spoiler entries to change the future—
Jiang Jiang: I have a feeling that the plot of this world has been going a bit wrong lately. Hmm, and that Prime Minister, he seems even more off.
Villainous BOSS: Hehe.