(Complete) Alias: Playing dirty and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no, no

[Everyone reads minds + eats melons + family and country + tanking + time travel + not a silly story + not a strong female character + light-hearted + light group portrait + CP]

The heroine will be a little weak in the early stage, and will gradually grow up, and the means of protection will be in the later stage.

Jiang Yueyang, a 21st-century social animal, died suddenly of a cerebral infarction after working overtime late at night. Before his death, he was bound to a melon-eating system.

Then she traveled to the Great Xia Dynasty, which did not exist in history, and became the legitimate daughter of the Minister of Revenue.

In this life, Jiang Yueyang is determined to give up and never roll again.

But after entering the palace, her plan of giving up was ruined.

The Emperor of Daxia, for some unknown reason, suddenly issued an edict appointing her as a fifth-rank editor, responsible for repairing the books in the library.

She also made it clear that she must be present at both major and minor court meetings.

Jiang Yueyang wailed, what went wrong?

She doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, important things must be said three times!

However, in this era of supreme imperial power, she couldn't say no!

So, she had no choice but to go to work before dawn every day.

Oh no, it’s court.

On the first day at work, Jiang Yueyang knew that her colleagues were not very friendly.

[What? The emperor was cheated on?]

[What? The granddaughter of the Minister of Rites is secretly pregnant?]

[Don't be a love-brained person! Auntie, the person you like not only has his wife, but also has eight mistresses.]

Later, her colleagues were either thrown into prison or beheaded.

The emperor went crazy killing people.

When the lowly commoners of Wei Kingdom made their only trip to the upper realm to undergo the examination of the Mirror of Appearance, the mirror revealed a peerless phoenix, a legendary creature that had existed since the beginning of time. Everyone cheered for the third young lady of the Wei Prime Minister's mansion. I, with my ordinary appearance, looked at my hand in bewilderment. If I wasn't mistaken, in the instant the mirror swept over me, the phoenix in the mirror made the same movement as me...

[Gossip System + Heartfelt Words + Rise from the Ashes]

Chu Liuzheng was reborn into an alternate ancient world. Due to the pressures of life, she entered the palace of the Sheng Kingdom and was unexpectedly bound to a gossip-eating system. She was then transferred by the tyrant to serve as a tea-serving maid in front of the emperor.

Stealing moments of leisure from his busy schedule each day, he never stops gossiping; the entire imperial court and harem are under the system's watchful eye.

Wow! Consort Chun has acquired a new book of erotic illustrations and has been secretly practicing in her palace for three days, planning to surprise the Emperor.

The delicate and soft-bodied Consort Chun Zhaoyi: I'm so embarrassed!

Behind the corrupt official was a string of people, including Lu Jiarui, the Zhejiang Provincial Treasurer, and Shi Zhongzhichen, the Military Commander...

Corrupt officials: Please let us go!

[The princess's husband replaced her own child with his mistress's child, and even tried to kill the princess and her unborn child!]

The princess, who gave her heart to the wrong man: That damn scumbag!

Consort Xin was diagnosed with pregnancy, but the child was her lover's!

Xiao Jingfan, who was cuckolded: Turned her lover into a human pig!

...

One day, Xiao Jingfan suddenly found himself in complete silence.

"Leave the palace? Who gave her permission to leave the palace? Bring her back to me!"

"Fine, I'll go myself!"

"I'm not going back!" Chu Liuzheng stretched out his hand towards the palace gate, carrying his bundle. "I want to go home!"

"Home?" Xiao Jingfan hugged him tightly. "The palace is your home."

Chu Liuzheng: "..."

Unable to defy the imperial decree and have his entire family exterminated, he could only languish and continue to live a life of mediocrity.

She still enjoyed eating melons in the harem.

One bombshell after another was dropped, the previous dynasty was gradually purged, the harem became more peaceful, and the entire prosperous kingdom flourished.

but……

Chu Liuzheng looked disgusted: Why is the tyrant here again today?

Xiao Jingfan secretly pricked up his ears: What juicy gossip is out today?

What should she do if she transmigrates into a cannon fodder? The first thing she will do will be to happily repay all the debt owed to the original body. She will enjoy living in the present rather than worry about the future since this is her second chance at life.

Max-leveled bosses suddenly make a comeback at the last minute!

【My fiancé falls in love with the housekeeper’s daughter? What about me? Well, I naturally have my own small wolfdog coax me until I’m happy!】

【So what if the abandoned wife of a wealthy man is ridiculed by the whole network? How shallow! I came from a rich and powerful family too!】

【An idol fan has accidentally taken in the wrong idol. It’s fine, she will just raise and nurture the puppy dog to her taste.】

*Puppy Dog – A guy who is young, handsome, clingy, possessive, slender, and lean but has muscles.

This novel is being updated daily. There's also a completed novel, "The Legendary Villain's Influencer Life," which you're welcome to check out!

A third-rate actress died from a gunshot, but death is not the end. A magical system tells her that as long as she completes the missions well, she can be reborn one day. So, let's complete the missions!

[Exchange of bride + palace intrigue + sisterly comparison + scumbag boyfriend and girlfriend's ultimate fate]

My cousin and I got engaged at the same time.

She married the heir of the Duke's family, and I married the second son.

It's quite a story that cousins ​​married their own brothers.

Who would have thought that the crown prince would die on the battlefield, and the title of duke would fall to the second son.

To get rid of her reputation for bringing bad luck to her husband, my cousin turned to my fiancé.

On the eve of my wedding, my fiancé asked me to request to become his concubine.

Although it is a bit unfair to you to be a concubine, what more could an orphan like you ask for than being able to marry into the Duke's mansion?

Your cousin is the legitimate daughter of a marquis; are you perhaps trying to outdo her and become the principal wife?

Everyone assumed that I would either compromise or stand firm and refuse to marry.

As a result, I told everyone: I want to marry the deceased young master.

...

This is the ongoing history of a generation of military doctors, and the birth of a generation of military masters.

This is the history of a princess’s glory and the history of the growth of a female middle child.

There were rumors that His Highness King Jing, the great War God, commanded the military with extraordinary skill, but His Highness King Jing’s royal consort was a divine warrior.

There were also rumors that the new generation’s Great War God was wrapped around her finger, when the Princess says west, he does not dare go east, and when she says east, he does not dare go west. Even if the Princess says that the sun is square, earth is heaven and heaven is earth, His Highness King Jing will cut out the four corners of the sun and convert heaven and earth. It was really a disgrace to men.

But His Highness Jing said, “A bunch of nonsense, this is the King respecting the Princess!”

So the world was aghast, and even enemy soldiers knew that King Jing could be messed with, but Princess Jing could not!

Su Yun Chu was born again, and only wanted to have a quiet and unrestrained life in Jiang Nan, but she didn’t want to return to the capital for no reason…

Unprovoked persecution in the inner courtyard, treacherous schemes at every turn in the imperial palace, resolving the internal and external problems of the country, happiness of a lifetime frequently wished to be destroyed by others…

And so….

A senior military doctor is reborn into the first daughter of a marquis, a special elite soul colliding into a brilliant princess.

[Double male protagonists, forced love, yandere paranoia, two strong men abusing scumbags, sweet and flirtatious, 1V1 double purity]

In order to eliminate the resentment of evil ghosts, the ghost messenger Shuangyu travels to three thousand small worlds to slap the faces and abuse the scum, but who can tell him why there are crazy people in every world who force love on him?

The boss smiled charmingly and caressed the reddened corners of his eyes in the video: "The crying expression must be more attractive."

His Highness Alpha appears to be sunny and handsome, but he pushes him against the wall at night: "Yu, you are mine!"

The stand-in knocked on Bai Yueguang's door in the middle of the night and cried, "Hold me, I had a nightmare again."

The father of the vampire smiled evilly: "Wolf cub, how does it feel to become the vampire you hate the most?"

The personal guard knelt on one knee with a pious expression: "Master, if you want to take back this kingdom, you have to satisfy this servant."

…

Shuangyu was helpless and annoyed. Who could tell him where all the souls he had extradited after working so hard on the mission had gone? !

King Ashura smiled and beckoned to him: "Yu, are you looking for them? Be good, come into my arms, all their souls are yours!"

[The male protagonist fights and fights + the second male protagonist chases his wife to the crematorium + marriage first, love later]

Jiang Chuyue has been in love with Xiao Ji for ten years. As his nominal "sister", she can only watch him take concubines one after another.

At the palace banquet, in order to protect his beloved concubine, Xiao Ji forced her to marry the Regent.

Xiao Ji told her, "The Prince Regent is my best friend. He will not consummate your marriage. Wait until the storm has passed, and then you can divorce."

Jiang Chuyue's heart was completely cold.

…

On the wedding night, the Regent, known as the "Living King of Hell", lifted the red veil.

Jiang Chuyue asked, "I heard from my brother that you won't consummate the marriage with me?"

The Regent: "I think it's okay?"

Jiang Chuyue closed her eyes: "Okay."

Jiang Chuyue felt that she was not familiar with the Regent, but unexpectedly, she "slept" with him right after marriage and received the unique love she had longed for in her youth.

Later, news of Jiang Chuyue's pregnancy spread. Xiao Ji, who was fighting at the border, turned gray overnight and rushed back to the capital day and night.

Xiao Ji trembled and said, "Xiao Yue, I regret it."

He just realized his feelings later, why didn't she wait for him?

Only when you lose something can you know its true meaning. He must grasp the lost moonlight back into his palm.

…

The Regent had coveted Jiang Chuyue for many years and used every possible means to finally marry her home.

Why did the latecomer gain the upper hand? Because the regent was fighting and vying for power.

【Growing female protagonist, falling in love over time

PS: The heroine and the second male lead are not related by blood. 】

[Rebirth + Face-slapping and abuse of scumbags + Cool story + Sweet love + Beautiful and cool heroine + Black-bellied hero]

Yun Zheng is the only daughter of the richest man in Da Qi, and her wealth is comparable to that of a country.

In her previous life, she married into the Marquis's mansion with a grand wedding, but became a laughing stock on her wedding night.

Her husband took Bai Yueguang to the hall to marry into the family of two wives. Her mother-in-law smashed her heirloom jade bracelet in public and forced her to accept her fate.

She was a living widow for ten years, guarding the tablet of the eldest son. She was forced to adopt Bai Yueguang's son, had her dowry squeezed out of her, and was finally poisoned and thrown into a mass grave.

Before dying, the husband hugged Bai Yueguang and laughed.

"How can a daughter of a money-grubbing merchant be worthy of being included in the family tree of my Marquisate?"

"You are just a stepping stone for my mansion to become rich and prosperous for a hundred years!"

Reborn as a husband and choosing two wives, when the two sedan chairs landed——

She kicked over the dragon and phoenix candlesticks and said, "Two heirs? Isn't this a scam? I want to turn the tide."

Want her to accept her fate? No, absolutely not!

If anyone wants to make her life difficult, she will make life difficult for everyone!

Whoever wants her to die, she will kill his whole family!

*

later:

The impoverished Marquis knelt in front of the Yun family's business and begged her to be included in the Marquis's family tree.

Yun Zheng smiled faintly and said nothing, looking at the cold and cruel Ninth Uncle.

The Ninth Prince lazily toyed with his jade ring. "Zheng'er, you've been entered into the imperial family's jade genealogy. Your name and mine are listed side by side. A hundred years from now, we'll both be worshipped by the royal descendants."

Everyone in the Marquis' Mansion was struck by lightning and collapsed to the ground...