In the misty sea fog, on the deck of the ghost ship, Hern Iheroa gazed into the distance, using a brass telescope inlaid with inhuman eyeballs, at a geometrically indefinable outline. He mechanically tore at the rotting fish flesh in his hands, stuffing it into the relatively neat slit in front of his skull, known as the "mouth." At that moment, only two questions occupied Hern's mind. First, when would he find a doctor? Second, what about the remaining 1,278 mouths on his body after he had eaten his fill—"So, doctor, is there... any hope for us?"
Zhou Shen went to the hospital for a check-up and was unexpectedly diagnosed with late-stage cancer. Disheartened, he returned to his hometown to prepare for his death. Unexpectedly, he awakened a cultivation cheat and embarked on the path of immortality.
The Eight-Section Brocade exercise strengthens the body, prolongs life, and at a high level, one can be immune to heat and cold, and avoid illness and disaster.
The Yellow Court Inner Classic states: "Blow and breathe, expel the old and take in the new, stretch like a bear and extend like a bird, live a long life of a hundred years, evil spirits dare not approach, and dreams will not be disturbed."
Tai Xuan Jing: Refine essence into qi, refine qi into spirit, refine spirit to return to emptiness, shine as brightly as the sun and moon, coexist with mountains and rivers, and live as long as heaven and earth!
Besides, he was proficient in all seventy-two supernatural powers of Taoism and all thirty-six transformations of the Heavenly Dipper!
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Cultivation is not easy, the path is long and arduous, so let us follow the path upstream!
What do you do when you open your eyes and find yourself in a popular cultivation novel as a cannon fodder female supporting character?
Xie Ying said: Don't panic, just roll it up!
The sect will be wiped out by the popular female lead? No problem, everyone can just join in.
The senior students exclaimed: "Stop rolling! Stop rolling! We really can't roll anymore!"
Is the fifth junior brother the future villainous boss? No problem, she'll take care of it.
As long as she's around, Fifth Junior Brother will never be able to escape her grasp!
As the most competitive member of the Free and Unfettered Sect, Xie Ying was surprised to discover as she continued to compete:
Huh? She's number one in the cultivation world!
[Animal Mind Reading + Real and Fake Heiresses + Suspenseful Crime Solving + Adorable Family Members + Face-Slapping + Lighthearted Comedy + Battleground of Heroes]
Forensic pathologist Nan Shu died unexpectedly and transmigrated into the body of a fake heiress who was kicked out of her home.
Nan Shu: ?
She didn't even get to experience a day in a wealthy family, but she ended up living a life of hardship?!
Both parents are dead, the wealthy family watches coldly, and he still can't get his graduation certificate!
A disastrous start!
No worries, because I can understand what furry creatures are saying, I'm rolling in police bounties.
Nan Shu: Hello, is this 110? I've found the person on the wanted poster, the address is...
Nan Shu: Is this 110? Just saying hello again, I've found the wanted criminal on the wanted poster!
Nan Shu: You...
Dispatcher: This is 110. Which fugitive have you seen again?
Nan Shu: ?
Hey, they've all learned to answer first!
...
The true daughter of the Nan family in the capital, who had been living away, has finally been found!
The Nan family members immediately transformed into doting freaks on their younger sister (granddaughter).
They hold it in their hands for fear of dropping it, and keep it in their mouths for fear of melting it.
But as some strange men started showing up at their door, the Nan family finally realized something was wrong.
A naturally adorable, innocent-looking actor; a cool, aloof forensic scientist; a domineering, cunning patriarchal CEO; a seemingly innocent but actually ruthless young man...
The group of men: Hello, brothers!
The three Nan brothers:?
The three Nan brothers: Who's your older brother? Who are you calling older brother? Don't try to claim kinship with me!
Each extraordinary attribute has its own formidable power. As the first charismatic individual in this other world, Tony tells you: Charismatic: Do whatever you want… Tony, having transmigrated into a charismatic sorcerer, truly can do whatever you want! The will of the world loves you, young man, bravely charge forward!!! The summoned demons have all mutated into powerful and beautiful girls; I'm a little overwhelmed, I need to quickly take a bottle of Liuwei Dihuang Pills to replenish myself…
In the endless world, a strange legend circulates: in a special little shop, by signing a contract with the shopkeeper, one can obtain everything they desire—powerful strength, countless riches, and knowledge from another world! But few know that this shop also possesses the power to change destiny, whether past, present, or future, or regardless of race or identity. When they are willing to gamble everything to change their fate, the door to this shop will open for them, and a new destiny will be born here! "Sign a contract with me, and then—transcend destiny!!" — Meanwhile, the shopkeeper, Lan Xing, is looking helplessly at his ever-growing deficit in his account book. He doesn't know when it started, but the number of girls in the shop seems to be increasing: twin oni maids, an elf girl who loves dolls, a cat-eared blade that transforms into a sword… 'The meal expenses have gone up again this month.' He only initially wanted to reciprocate a gentleman's kindness… (Also known as the Dimensional Aid Exchange, Dimensional Oddity Store, Dimensional Exchange…)
These days, being a monster is tough. You get beaten up by Ultraman, magical girls, Kamen Rider, angels, demons, and even ordinary people! Xiang Xianyu just wants to say, "Wait until I gather seven idiots, then I'll show you what true cruelty is!" Then… Xiang Xianyu turns gray and squats in the corner: "This is too hard!!!"
From the perspective of a Sarkaz warrior, fight and survive in the brutal world of Terra. Find a way to live in the icy wasteland, discuss ideals with the ancient Wendigo, endure the brutal Kazdel civil war, repel the enigmatic Pardoners, and fight his way out of the ruthless Syracuse gang… Lynn always believed he earned his living through skill, not looks—until he was tricked and taken to Rhodes Island. Faced with the menacing girls around him, he panicked. “Wait, wait! I fought for Babel, I shed blood for Princess Theresa! You… [Count]…”
Reborn into the apocalypse, Jiang Nan originally planned to use the advantages of his rebirth to improve his life. However, unexpectedly, a motorhome was delivered to his door, along with a system, forcing him to save the world. Jiang Nan exclaimed: I really don't want to be a savior.
Cold, shivering... He opened his eyes, staring at the train moving before him and the roaring monsters outside. Lin Shi, who initially thought he'd just transmigrated into a slice-of-life anime world, was somewhat unable to hold back. Luckily, as a transmigrator, he had a built-in cheat code! This isn't random—wait, why is the game starting to display garbled text? (...An infinite flow anime crossover, but the player is a two-dimensional character!)