Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.

From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.

[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?

[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.

[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?

[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.

【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.

[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.

[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.

…

Without a simulator, without a system, I'm the cheat. I've learned one thing from my short life: the more content you are, the less you gain! (What are you trying to say?!) So, I'm going to be a pervert! ...But, maybe being less perverted is fine. Ishikawa Hayabusa, dressed in a white suit, glanced back at the four girls behind him, dressed in pure white wedding dresses, who were looking at him with either resignation or anticipation.

When Nohara Hiroshi confirmed that he was actually Nohara Hiroshi who traveled through time, he vowed to change the way he lived!

Especially looking at this Japanese country that is similar to the parallel world of the 90s.

The bubble has not yet burst, and everything seems to be thriving and prosperous.

Hiroshi Nohara plans to become a movie star!

"Look, look what I found! It's a starving Megumin. We can hire her for a small amount of food and use her as a disposable nuclear warhead." "Oh my goodness, there's a Naruto up there. He can use the Multiple Shadow Clone Technique, and his killing efficiency is a thousand times better than a Tumugou." "Oh my god, there's even a Mobius! Why don't we invest a little in exchange for her future patents?" "Great Lord! There's also a Tarua of the Reunion Movement here. This is Victoria's Crown Prince. It's time to emulate Lü Buwei." Russell, who joined the chat group, received a reminder—a cheat code that indicates where opportunities lie. However, is the opportunity indicated by his reminder wrong? After a moment's thought, Russell donned his monocle. Now, let's look at the residual value.

"Interview, Mr. Bai Yu, you once said a very classic saying..." "Oh~ that~ a restaurant owner who doesn't want to become a light novel writer is not a good fighter." "Mr. Bai Yu, do you mind introducing the restaurant?" "Of course~ this is Soraka, the attending physician of the restaurant, she... Crowley! Let go of Soraka! Your blood is going to be sucked dry! Hokage over there, stop playing Landlord! I didn't ask you to switch to Mahjong!" "They are all small mistakes~ Next is the waiter in the restaurant, Mengmeng, what are you going to do with Saber?! Pick up Souta from school? That's okay, tell that kid to come here for dinner at their house tonight~" "Oh, and... what are you all doing?! Interview! Be serious! Where's Lucifer? Come out to take care of things!" Everyone: "Go to Rikkai University next door to watch the tennis match~" The group of reporters looked at Bai Yu who was forcing a smile, silently turned off the camera, made a cross on his chest for these naughty kids, and said Amen in unison.

"I traveled to Type-Moon and gained the recognition of the Root. As long as I can die an abnormal death, I can ascend to the Throne of Heroes and become the Lord of the Throne of Heroes, an existence that is stronger and freer than the Seven Crowns." "For this reason, I started to act like a fool in Type-Moon." "I scolded Gilgamesh to his face, challenged the almighty Zeus in Greece, openly kidnapped Skadi in Northern Europe, declared that Solomon was a demon god instead of the Son of God in Israel, and stood on Morgan's side in Britain..." "But why am I still alive now?" 1994, Fuyuki. A famous figure in history, the third friend of the Most Ancient King, the first prime minister of Mesopotamia, the man favored by the Greek gods, the king of giants in Northern Europe, the incarnation of God who awakened Solomon's humanity in Israel, assisted by Prince Camelot... The young but weathered-looking Lovi sat on the top of the Fuyuki Bridge, sighed, and looked at the scene in front of him: "Tell me, what went wrong here?" "Or, you kill me and let me ascend to the Throne of Heroes? Please!" Kiritsugu Emiya lit a cigarette, glanced at Artoria who was holding the Holy Spear next to him, the King's Treasure unfolded by Gilgamesh, the red spear tip extended from the Kingdom of Shadows... The hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly.

Thousands of years have passed, and the Invisible Empire has returned. But before them stand three insurmountable mountains. ——The invincible numerical monster, the super hybrid, the "All-Killing" Captain of the Thirteenth Division, Ichigo Kurosaki. ——The Touching and Inspirational Emperor, the Lord of the Soul King Palace, the "Dream Collapse" God King Aizen Sosuke. ——The veteran time traveler, the System's favorite son, the "Fighting God" Second Generation Captain Shinomiya Takashi. ... "...I see, a nightmare? What a good omen." "Your Majesty, what are you talking about?"

My name is Yamabuki Huajin.

I’m done pretending—time to come clean. I’m a transmigrator, and yes, I have a system.

My ability? Every day I wake up randomly in someone else’s bed and transform into a different anime character.

Today, I opened my eyes to find myself in Academy City, with Misaka Mikoto pointing her Railgun straight at me.

Bros, what do I do? Waiting online, kinda urgent.

PS: Friendly reminder—please throw your brain away before reading this.

PPS: The lack of logic is the logic of this story.

PPPS: ...Brains all gone? Then come on in.

At the new game launch conference.

A reporter: "Hello, Mr. Nangong, congratulations on your work Pokémon surpassing Homunculus to become the world's number one IP the day before yesterday. Can I ask some questions?"

Nangong Yu: "Thank you, sure."

A reporter with an excited face: "I heard that you have a very close relationship with your secretary, the company's senior executives, the travel blogger with a large number of fans, and the eldest daughter of Yuedu Group. Is it true?"

Nangong Yu: "... Hey, hey, hey, where are the security guards? Get this troublemaker out!!"

...

ps: Harem-oriented, more daily life, no poison, no knives, of course, using the game to torture players is another matter~

Kamishiro Shiro: "Let's Kampai to the sea and youth with some Oolong tea!"

Police: "Yeah yeah, we get that part. The real question is - why aren't you wearing any clothes?"

Kamishiro Shiro: "? ? Who needs clothes for youthfulness!"

Police: "Alright then. In that case, experiencing our station's pork cutlet rice can be part of your youthful adventures too."