Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

[Completed, very long and ready to be devoured. Completed works include "I Became Famous After Being Forced to Debut Through Metaphysics" and "Infinite Anomaly Investigator". Pre-order: "Grandmaster Descends the Mountain".] [Please support the official Jinjiang Literature City website. Writing is hard work, and I have injuries to my hands, shoulders, neck, and lower back. Please respect the author's hard work.] Chi Yiyin is hailed as a top-tier horror novelist. Everyone who has read his books says that they are filled with ever-present fear. What they don't know is that it's based on Chi Yiyin's own experience. While exploring a haunted house at night to find inspiration, Chi Yiyin was dragged into another world. This world is crazy, dangerous, and full of ghosts and fallen gods. Even if humans awaken their bloodlines, they can only struggle to survive, and one wrong step will lead to a tragic death. However, while other players are scared half to death and can only barely survive, Chi Yiyin pulls out his little notebook: "This is very scary. You can use it as inspiration." The ghost is stunned: ? Please respect me, thank you. The next moment, the ghost is sealed into Chi Yiyin's little notebook and becomes his tool ghost. The ghosts were stunned. All the ghosts successfully written into Chi Yiyin's books would be sealed within them, to be used by him. In the game world, a rumor began to circulate among humans—Chi Yiyin is coming! Terrifying! Run! The fallen god sat atop the game world, filled with loathing. Yet, He saw the glittering starlight, overcoming all obstacles to cross the world and approach Him. He loves me, the fallen god thought. Then this world, which should have been destroyed, had a reason to continue existing—for Him, the sun rises. "Don't write those rubbish into your pen; I can become your power. Fill your book with my name, and you will become a new god, and I will be your most faithful follower." The fallen god kissed him deeply with piety: "I give you a god, all my devotion and faith." Those eagerly awaiting Chi Yiyin's new book discovered that the top horror novelist had actually rewritten a love story?! Chi Yiyin smiled and announced, "Yes, I'm in love." "With a god." ———————— Pre-order novel "Infinite Anomaly Investigator" Qi Xingye felt like he was being haunted. It started with a ghostly female figure in the mirror, wild tree shadows turning into roaring monsters, and footsteps following him closely when he walked at night. But every time he tried to check, he found nothing. Until midnight, he was woken up by the cold, only to find the monster in his bed. He turned his head and saw a ghost outside the window silently watching him with a sinister smile. At dawn, he found gnawed remains, human bones, and... grotesque corpses in his home. And only he could see them. Qi Xingye found a master, who sincerely suggested he see a doctor. He: "...I'm not mentally ill!" There was a knock on the door. A tall man in a black uniform blended into the night, his eyes looking down with overwhelming pressure. He appeared before Qi Xingye with a fully armed team. "Shang Nanming, Anomaly Investigation Bureau, your house has been contaminated by cracks. Please move out immediately." Qi Xingye was dumbfounded: "...Then where am I supposed to live?" What's more terrifying than being coveted by monsters? Poverty, sleeping on the streets. But even more bewildered than Qi Xingye were the investigators who rushed in as if facing a formidable enemy. In a corner of the house, monsters were bound like dumplings, trembling. When they saw the investigators, they wailed as if seeing relatives. They tried to escape from Qi Xingye in terror, while desperately trying to burrow into the investigators' arms, refusing to let go, begging them to save them. The investigators were silent, all looking at Qi Xingye. Qi Xingye scratched his face sheepishly: "So, is this house still mine?" He was as sincere as a white lotus: "Sleeping on the streets will make me catch a cold, I refuse!" Shang Nanming: "…………" "Interested in becoming a consultant for the Investigation Bureau?" As the head of the Anomaly Investigation Bureau, Shang Nanming had seen too many humans, and even investigators, transformed into monsters after being contaminated, ultimately meeting a tragic and horrific death. However, he encountered a pure and steadfast soul, uncorrupted and forever rational. Her powerful brilliance captivated him. "If investigators are destined to be with death, then meeting you is death's gift to me." Theme: Never give up.

[Double male protagonists + unlimited rules + escape live broadcast + cool story]

(Attack non-humans, scary monsters, enter with caution.)

Yin Xiu has lived in Rule Town for six years.

Normal players come in and follow the rules to clear dungeons, busying themselves to survive. Only Yin Xiu stays in the town every day, doesn't go out, doesn't clear dungeons, doesn't get involved with monsters, fishes and dries his nets every day, and even starts to retire.

The town's spooks had been watching him for six years, gnashing their teeth every day, trying to find sales targets, but they'd never found him. They watched him linger around them every day, yet they had no way to deal with this man who knew the rules by heart.

A few days later, it rained heavily in the town and a group of new people came. A mysterious man who was stuffed into Yin Xiu's house as a roommate solved that night what the town's monsters had been unable to solve in six years - dragging Yin Xiu into the rule copy.

That night, the town's ghosts gathered to celebrate: "Great! We finally got rid of that lazy old man!"

At the same time, the dungeon monsters began to wail: "Who dragged in the man who killed his way through the dungeon six years ago?! We had such a hard time getting him out back then!!!"

Yin Xiu was not interested after entering the dungeon. He looked around with his knife in hand: it was all the same, nothing new. He left, rushed through it, and went back to retire.

All the monsters in the copy breathed a sigh of relief and were just about to open the champagne at halftime when a row of twisted blood-red words suddenly appeared in front of Yin Xiu.

: Do you think I have any new ideas?

A sticky chill instantly descended upon the entire dungeon, and monsters and players all began to panic.

"It" came out.

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It is common for max-level bosses to return to old dungeons to bully newbies.

Is it weird to retire after killing your way through a dungeon?

Cultivate your moral character and feed an evil god, so it's normal, right?

Why are you looking at me? My strategy is useless.

Notice: [Chapter 39 is a side story about a parallel world unrelated to the main story, please skip it.] Even many years later, Lin Xi still dreams. In his dreams, he is still just an ordinary person, and his brother is still alive. The Apollo has not made any positioning errors, and the warp...

Copywriter:

Public Security Undercover: We are two against two, we can't be careless.

FBI undercover: I'm against three people, I have to be alert.

Zhenjiu: My teammates are very reliable, I don’t need to worry at all. I give HR Comrade Gin a five-star rating.

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This is a semi-invincible story, and the character design of the protagonist is based on the novel "Bungo Stray Dogs" by Dazai Osamu.

There is no female lead, and the male lead is a gay man.

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Book Friends Group: 106751716

What's it like to be a fairy cub from the Elven Kingdom? Tiny, barely the size of a thumb, with a pair of translucent wings on its back, it drinks dew, eats nectar, and sleeps on a bed of flowers. Every day is spent playing, carefree, and blissful! What kind of bliss? Unable to learn Elvish, unable to even speak, Shu Li has become a veritable mute fairy. As a former high school senior, Shu Li says learning a foreign language is incredibly difficult! Why didn't the time-travelling master give him a language cheat? Why did he have to start all over again like a baby? Elvish is the most difficult language in the world! Other fairy cubs can sing, but Shu Li is still babbling. Other fairy cubs can recite poetry, but Shu Li is still learning everyday language. Other fairy cubs can cast white magic spells, but Shu Li is still learning to sing. ... Shu Li's pride has taken a thousand hits. With tears streaming down his cheeks, he spread his wings and flew into the Elf King's arms, asking pitifully, "King, am I foolish?" The Elf King, purer and more beautiful than the moonlight, gently wiped the tears from his face and said tenderly, "Sperien is the cutest little elf in the Fairy Forest." Being praised by the King, Shu Li regained a bit of his confidence. So what if he's slow at learning languages? If he can't recite a spell, he meditates! Reciting spells only slows down his spellcasting speed! nnnn years later, Shu Li became the only elf on the continent capable of instantaneous magic. As an adult, Shu Li stumbled upon the Elf King's secret. The Elf King, hailed as the God of Light, could actually wield dark magic! Furthermore, his appearance and personality had become as sinister and evil as a dark elf. When those bloodthirsty, dark red eyes met his, Shu Li shamelessly begged for mercy. "Please... please don't eat me... wuuuu..." The dark Elf King lifted a strand of Shu Li's hair. "If you become my bride, I won't eat you." Shu Li hesitated for a moment, then nodded timidly, "Okay!" Later, Shu Li bit her handkerchief feebly, tears welling in her eyes. "Wow, what happened to the promise not to eat you?" [Cute and adorable little fairy bottom vs. abstinent, pure, and doting elf king top] [I'm cutting off my own legs to write a Western fantasy elf story. If you don't like it, please cut your losses immediately!!] ★Reading Guide★ 1. A group pampering story, with the top doting on the bottom. The top isn't schizophrenic. Possibly a secondary CP. 2. A Western fantasy fantasy world with a ton of unique settings that differ from traditional settings. (Elves are elves, fairies are fairies, and fairies are under the control of elves. Fairies only grow larger when they level up.) 3. Leveling-up flow, growth-oriented. [The bottom only falls in love after reaching adulthood.] 】4 Cover painting: Swallowing the Sun and the Moon (the cover is the character design of the top and the bottom) 5 This article is also known as "The Bride of the Fairy Kingdom" 6 Copywriting September 23, 2021 ▲▲Completed article▲▲"Atypical Blood Clan Contract" Sweet pet raising article "The Mermaid Pretending to Become a Heartthrob" Cute pet vest article "Star Boy Survival Manual" Invincible wife-loving article▲▲Pre-collected article▲▲"I Became Famous After Dating an NPC Boyfriend [Holographic]" In his new life, An Yan did not pursue a big career. He spent every day playing games, fighting monsters, leveling up, raising pets, and being a law-abiding otaku. Because he knew that the online gaming industry would soon usher in a earth-shaking reform. The holographic online game came out of nowhere, and the official "Qiankun Sword Game" launched an event. As long as the player defeated the Demon King boss and obtained the Demon King's Heart, they would get a bonus of 100 million. Countless players flocked to it, and game accounts were hard to come by. After the relaunch of Qiankun Sword Game, veteran players received generous rewards from the system. While others received top-tier equipment, An Yan received a—an NPC boyfriend? The old fans in the livestreaming room were all sending “hahahahahahahaha” comments in the comments… An Yan blushed as she began livestreaming her gaming sessions with her NPC boyfriend. He killed monsters, and his NPC boyfriend shared experience. He cleared dungeons, and his NPC boyfriend served as his personal assistant. He pushed bosses, and his NPC boyfriend picked up gear. He enchanted gear, and his NPC boyfriend gave him luck points. Suddenly, she felt like having a virtual boyfriend wasn’t bad either. ————

This is a female-oriented article for men, so straight men are not allowed to enter.

The original male protagonist is Naruya Uejima, who is mainly a bottom. The protagonist has a lot of private settings and a lot of nonsense. It is all-oriented. There are as many people as the copywriter puts in. The plot is illogical and the characters are ooc.

Lord from the underworld, I will go to the world of the living later.

A thousand years ago, Sukuna coldly decided: I will catch that brat who dares to commit fraud and tear him to pieces.

A thousand years later, Sukuna said: Tearing clothes into pieces is also tearing them, so don't move.

DK Wuji: Am I a pervert? How can I like men?

dkwubuji: I am a pervert.

Geto Summer Oil (〃◝ω◜།): There’s no need to feel sorry, just join.

Li Mei: Don’t always care whether I am a man or a woman :).

No abuse, but sweetness is guaranteed, and the focus is on the CP. Please leave if you are a nitpicker, or I will scold you.

Ye Xu was the player chosen by the "Escape Game". When he died for the first time, Ye Xu thought he was going to be wiped out, but when he opened his eyes, he found that he was about to start the next escape game. When he died for the second time, Ye Xu thought there was no chance of resurrection, but he found that he had become a ghost NPC, trying to intimidate and chase the players. When he died for the third time, Ye Xu&”&”he was numb&”&”After a long time,

Or Yuan died in the apocalypse and was reborn a year before the apocalypse

Unexpectedly opened the secret of the family heirloom, portable space, immortal cultivation secrets, Longquan fairy dew pool, and the peach fairy tree

He frantically purchased supplies and waited for the end of the world to come. This time, he just wanted to live well.

But how did I meet such a guy...

Jiang Mi, a beautiful newcomer from the bottom of the slums, voluntarily signed a contract to be thrust into a series of massive reality entertainment shows called "Observing Life," struggling to survive. The observation panel, comprised of three experienced jurors and billions of viewers, is said to be the most robust system in reality show history. They watched this newcomer's debut, a fragile vase in a late-night banned film, eager to see the pure white stained black and to freely dictate his life. The newcomer smiled faintly and chose to blast their heads off. Episode...