He traveled to the ancient world and became the first iron-eating beast in the world. He was bound to the god-level salted fish system and was taken in as a battle pet by the ancestor witch Hou Tu.

GunGun said: What cultivation, what comprehension, they are all clouds. This baby can become stronger even if he lies down.

But, for some reason, from that day on, the shit scooper Hou Tu changed.

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My name is Hou Tu, and I am one of the ancient witches.

I raised a big stupid bear, but for some reason, from that day on I could actually hear its voice.

[I, the iron-eating beast, love to drink beast milk! ]

[If you can't even figure this out, what are you doing as an Ancestral Shaman?]

[Zheng Dao, Zheng Dao, are you so impatient to change your name? Well, the war between the lich and the wizard is imminent, I'll move to the underworld ahead of time. This way, when I wake up, the battle might already be over.]

Hou Tu: “???”

Zhou Yan traveled through the ancient times and became the thirteenth ancestor of the witch clan. Unlike the battle maniacs of the witch clan, Zhou Yan did not like fighting and killing, and he liked to curse others the most.

Zhu Rong: Hey, why is Xiao Shisan speaking like a sissy?

Zhou Yan: Oh! Who is this woman? Look at my "Thousand Charming Spells".

Zhurong instantly transformed into a shy god of fire.

Emperor Jun is going to give birth to a little golden crow.

Zhou Yan: Let’s take a break. I curse you to be impotent.

Di Jun: Ahhhh, what’s wrong with me?

Taiyi's fighting power is unparalleled.

Zhou Yan: Hehe, Taiyi is a real man. I curse you for falling in love with Fuxi at first sight.

Since Zhou Yan appeared in the prehistoric world, everything has been in chaos.

This is a primitive world where fake accounts are everywhere.

This story begins when the great god Fuxi comes to "check the water meter" (extra chapter).

Mingyu is a blue phoenix bird. Not long after she was born, a great god came to check the water meter and forced her to sign a "contract between heaven and earth" (a contract of selling herself, crossed out).

Then the great god packed him up and took him back to Fengqi Mountain.

"Oh, so he's Fuxi. Then the figure in red next to the sycamore tree must be Nuwa?"

How could it be that Nuwa, holding the red embroidered heavenly sword, chased and attacked Fuxi, who was able to persuade (coerce and bribe) the thirty-six gods to sign the "Contract of Heaven and Earth"?

And why does that Taoist priest look so much like Hongyun? But what the hell is Yunxia Dongtian, where his home is located in Yunmeng Daze?

This pocket is cleaner than his face. Is the Taoist who looks at others' innate spiritual treasures with envy really the Lingbao Tianzun?

Lingbao Tianzun has no Lingbao? What a joke!

Mingyu, who is surrounded by a bunch of big guys, said that this prehistoric world is a little different!

Welcome everyone to enter my wild world.

Keywords [God of Pleasure] [Inappropriate] [Strange Painting Style] [Daluo Mythology] [Classic of Mountains and Seas] [High-end Honghuang]

"As the leader of the underworld, is it reasonable for me to open a hall in the Zhoutian Starry Sky?"

"There are eleven seats in our hall, and we refuse to let the serious gods join, but the demon ancestor Luohou said that he is not a serious god."

"Now, we have a hall master who wants to do something big - he wants to rob Taoist Hongjun!"

Keywords [God of Pleasure] [Inappropriate] [Strange Painting Style] [Daluo Mythology] [Classic of Mountains and Seas] [High-end Honghuang]

"As the leader of the underworld, is it reasonable for me to open a hall in the Zhoutian Starry Sky?"

"There are eleven seats in our hall, and we refuse to let the serious gods join, but the demon ancestor Luohou said that he is not a serious god."

"Now, we have a hall master who wants to do something big - he wants to rob Taoist Hongjun!"

Pangu is on top, this is really a genius idea! You say, should I agree with him?

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In the age of the gods, the great road competes, what kind of story will the inappropriate innate gods collide with? ~~~

My name is Li Jinzha. When you read this text, I guess I am already enjoying the blessing of 007 in heaven. Of course, with my identity as a teacher, I may also be working in Lingshan. It is not my wish to guard the gate for a group of bald donkeys, but the trend of heaven cannot be violated by human power. As the eldest son of the old Li family and Nezha's elder brother, according to the development of fate, my future does not seem to be bad. However, as an ambitious young man who has let go of his ideals, although the future is very hopeless, with my ability, even if I can't fight, I can always do it, right? To this end, I have formulated a plan... It is not convenient for me to reveal the specific content of the plan here. After all, many things cannot be implemented. So I can only say that I understand. But if you are lucky enough to see this text, my stupid (crossed out) my hopeful descendants, please do not doubt the authenticity of this text. As your ancestors who lived in the Shang Dynasty, do not question where the simplified Chinese characters came from, because this thing will soon become the common language here. Just regard it as a little news to you in advance. In short, believe it first. If you want to know more details of my plan, please every descendant who sees this text go to the following number V50.

After traveling to the Conferred God World for decades, Zishou, who had worked hard to govern the country but was frustrated every time, accepted his fate.

In the seventh year of Emperor Xin, he tried hard to persuade Wen Zhong not to go north, but Wen Zhong pulled out the golden whip and scolded him.

In the eighth year of Emperor Xin, he sternly rejected the request to burn incense in Nuwa Palace, and Nuwa Palace caught fire at night.

In the ninth year of Emperor Xin, he first killed Fei Zhong and You Hun, and then promoted Su Hu. Unexpectedly, Su Hu was grateful and sent Su Daji into the palace.

In the tenth year of Emperor Xin, he hoped that Yun Zhongzi's pine sword could kill the fox demon, so he hung himself year after year, but the fox demon never died.

In the eleventh year of Emperor Xin, he treated loyal ministers well and never framed loyal officials. Unexpectedly, Bigan pointed at his nose and said that the drought in the world was the fault of the king, and asked him to abdicate and let the wise man live!

...

Only then did Zishou realize that it was difficult to defy fate, so he only wanted to...

Zhou Qingqing traveled through time and space.

She turned into a flower that could absorb spiritual energy for cultivation.

Before she could be happy for long, three Taoists pressed down the clouds and said that they would split her into three and turn her into the treasure of enlightenment.

[Damn it, you don’t want a good innate treasure, but want to split it into three top-grade spiritual treasures. Are you stupid...]

Zhou Qingqing, who knew that the waters of the prehistoric world were deep and the way of heaven was irreversible, cursed in her heart, and then prepared to completely give up and die early and be reborn.

However, to her surprise, not only did she not die, but she was transplanted back to East Kunlun and was taken care of by the Three Pure Ones...

Coming to the prehistoric world, I got a heaven-defying system, a treasure every day. "Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Jade Disc of Creation." "Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Chaos 88th Grade Blue Lotus." "Congratulations to the host for obtaining the body of Pangu." "Congratulations to the host for obtaining the full set of laws." But this coward dared to hide in the mountain gate... While hiding, he actually surpassed the Heavenly Dao. Oh, the prehistoric world is too dangerous, I will wait until I can defeat the Great Dao before going out!

[Ding! Gain Daji's loyalty and love +99999...]

"Daji will always love the king!"

"The king's orders are always right!"

"My king, please give Daji your orders!"

This is not the Conferred God, this is the Great Desolation of Emperor Xin! The path of the tyrant Zhou of Shang is rising!

Hongyun traveled to the prehistoric world and became the best man in the prehistoric world, the ancestor Hongyun. After awakening the system of becoming stronger in the mountain village, he copied the enlightenment cushion and got the opportunity to become a saint. Then, Hongyun, who made friends all over the prehistoric world, began his prehistoric life of copying innate spiritual treasures and innate treasures. "Zunti, let me see your seven wonderful treasure trees." "Jieyin, let me see your twelve-grade golden lotus of merit." "Emperor Jun, your River Map and Luoshu are good, let me take a look." "Taiyi... don't run!" "Master Tongtian, I heard that you got a lot of good things at the Treasure Dividing Cliff..." "Nephew Duobao, long time no see, I hope you are well..."