In 2121, a terrible pollution disease swept through the world.

“We call it distortion, but perhaps, the history records of later generations will call it an evolution.”

The world experienced involution.

Today, that person’s head split into two. Tomorrow, that flower would grow fangs. The day after that, that fish would climb ashore with its legs…

Lu Yan: And I am merely a mediocre doctor who treats the pollution disease.

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Patient A: When I first grew 18 tentacles, I was having a great time eating [beep—] by the seaside. As soon as Dr. Lu came, he cut 17 of them for me. He’s really a brilliant doctor!2

Patient B: I am a poisonous mushroom. My spores are highly toxic and can be parasitic. I gave birth to hundreds of thousands of microspores, which made it worse for my already poor family. Dr. Lu helped me practice family planning when he came. This great kindness will forever be remembered!

Patient C: I have eight mouths. I was a picky eater and only ate meat, so I set up a slaughterhouse for this purpose. But then, Dr. Lu cured my picky eating. This woman of faith is willing to be a vegetarian for the rest of her life in exchange for Dr. Lu’s happiness and well-being in this life.

Lu Yan, the top of the food chain, the eternal god.

[Double male protagonists + unlimited rules + escape live broadcast + cool story]

(Attack non-humans, scary monsters, enter with caution.)

Yin Xiu has lived in Rule Town for six years.

Normal players come in and follow the rules to clear dungeons, busying themselves to survive. Only Yin Xiu stays in the town every day, doesn't go out, doesn't clear dungeons, doesn't get involved with monsters, fishes and dries his nets every day, and even starts to retire.

The town's spooks had been watching him for six years, gnashing their teeth every day, trying to find sales targets, but they'd never found him. They watched him linger around them every day, yet they had no way to deal with this man who knew the rules by heart.

A few days later, it rained heavily in the town and a group of new people came. A mysterious man who was stuffed into Yin Xiu's house as a roommate solved that night what the town's monsters had been unable to solve in six years - dragging Yin Xiu into the rule copy.

That night, the town's ghosts gathered to celebrate: "Great! We finally got rid of that lazy old man!"

At the same time, the dungeon monsters began to wail: "Who dragged in the man who killed his way through the dungeon six years ago?! We had such a hard time getting him out back then!!!"

Yin Xiu was not interested after entering the dungeon. He looked around with his knife in hand: it was all the same, nothing new. He left, rushed through it, and went back to retire.

All the monsters in the copy breathed a sigh of relief and were just about to open the champagne at halftime when a row of twisted blood-red words suddenly appeared in front of Yin Xiu.

: Do you think I have any new ideas?

A sticky chill instantly descended upon the entire dungeon, and monsters and players all began to panic.

"It" came out.

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It is common for max-level bosses to return to old dungeons to bully newbies.

Is it weird to retire after killing your way through a dungeon?

Cultivate your moral character and feed an evil god, so it's normal, right?

Why are you looking at me? My strategy is useless.

Since childhood, Gu Wuji regularly encountered ghosts. One day, he was dragged into an infinite world of terror. But as a result….

I treat you guys as evil spirits, but all of you want to hug my thigh?