Counter-culture output + cultivation + live broadcast + Taoist + system + American preaching + no CP + no female lead + non-spiritual resurrection + black belly
This book is also known as: Preaching to America, shocking the Americans every day
Chen Xian, with the Taoist name Xuanyun, is known in the martial arts world as a quality young Taoist priest, the immortal version of the motherland, and a real person with incomparable thoughts.
Motto: I can do whatever I want!
After practicing in the mountains for a year, the Taoist temple was taken away.
Chen Xian: "Please, Heaven, uphold justice and punish the wicked with thunder. Reveal the truth to the world! Lightning Mother and Thunder God, quickly bring down your magical powers and follow me to eliminate evil. Boom boom boom boom, I obey the orders of the Supreme Lord Laojun and act with all urgency!!!"
After five thunderclaps, the fake temple caught fire, shocking the entire nation.
Netizens: "Oh no, he really got it!"
In response to the system's requirements, he exported anti-cultural ideas and went abroad to preach.
American Customs: "Is it okay if I touch your magic weapon?"
Chen Xian: "Please believe in science."
American Customs: "What are these little straw men for?"
Chen Xian: "A spellcasting tool prepared for the enemy."
American Customs: “????”
Reporter: "You said that Taoism can help you cultivate immortality. Do you know any magic?"
Chen Xian fired a palm thunder with his backhand: "I only know a little bit."
American onlookers: "Where did you say you believed in science?!"
Chen Xian: "It's normal, reasonable, and scientific for a Taoist priest to know magic."
The enemy hired assassins to invade the Taoist temple.
Chen Xian held the formation plate in his hand: "The Xiantian leads the Zhoutian, covering the changes of the Zhoutian, the Xiantian Bagua formation appears!"
The Taoist temple formation appeared, and the neighbor next door said: "Ward Fa!!!"
Transmigrating into the Primordial Era, he becomes Dijun, the future Demon Emperor of the demon race. In a muddled state of mind, he devours Taiyi, another three-legged golden crow, merging the origins of the golden crow into one.
Well aware of the development of primordial mythology and the tragic fate of the demon race, Dijun has no desire to follow the path of the Taiyi brothers.
Demon Emperor? He wouldn’t be one even if begged!
Without a unifying Demon Emperor, the demon race is left leaderless, embroiled in endless conflicts and constant disasters.
Without the demon race as a check, the witch race rises to dominate the Primordial World, while the saints who had expected to reap the benefits of the Lich War begin to panic.
What happened to the promised Lich War?
Why has it turned into endless infighting among the demon race instead?
The protagonist Ji Qing travels to the prehistoric world and becomes the ancestor of humanity, the first human created by Nuwa. However, humanity will soon become sacrifices for the demons to refine the Witch-Slaying Sword. To avert catastrophe, Ji Qing leads humanity in betraying Nuwa and retreating to the prehistoric world. This attracts the attention of various forces, and various crises ensue... Laozi: What!? The human race has retreated, so my chance to become a saint will be postponed indefinitely. Sanqing: Not only yours, but mine has been postponed indefinitely too! The prehistoric world thus enters an age without saints! But after retiring, the ancestor of humanity, Ji Qing, cultivated fervently and achieved sainthood before the Five Saints... The introduction is too short, please move on to the main text, thank you very much! ! !
【Slice-of-Life Cultivation + Comedy + Lighthearted + Transmigration + No System】
Xu Qing, a 996 veteran workhorse, suddenly transmigrates. He originally planned to enjoy a carefree life with a beautiful wife and concubines, but unexpectedly was brought by Sect Leader Yu Hongchang into a top cultivation sect as a direct disciple.
Who knew that upon entering the sect, Xu Qing not only had to take care of his junior sister but also ended up with a dog. Reluctantly, Xu Qing could only become a literary copyist.
Until one day.
Xu Qing points his sword at a stunning woman, swearing never to be locked in the small black room as forbidden meat.
“How dare you! I am your master!”
“Even if you’re the master... what?”
Lu Chuan became a member of the army of time travelers and a disciple of Tongtian Jiaozhu. It happened that the Conferred God Tribulation was approaching. In order to avoid the Conferred God Tribulation,
After obtaining the permission of Tongtian Sect Master, Lu Chuan went out to establish a branch of Jiejiao.
Knowing that Jiejiao was in decline after the Conferred Gods Tribulation, Lu Chuan accepted disciples to continue the Jiejiao bloodline in order to repay the kindness of Master Tongtian.
What Lu Chuan didn't expect was that each of these disciples was extraordinary.
Yang Jian: Even if I have to carry Peach Mountain on my back and drag it across the river mouth with one hand, I, Yang Jian, will still be invincible in the world!
Su Daji: I am the empress and I must suppress all enemies in the world!
Nezha: This dragon... is delicious!
Emperor Xin: Who is claiming to be invincible? Who dares to claim to be undefeated?
…
The other saints: "Tongtian, you are so despicable!"
Tongtian Sect Master: ??? What are you doing? I know nothing. I am suing you for defamation. Lawyer, where is my lawyer?
West: After traveling through the ancient times, Ning Wen became a disciple of the Western religion and became a direct disciple of the Western religion.
You will gain extraordinary enlightenment at the beginning, and you will receive rewards when you sign in to the sacred mountain blessed land.
Sanqing: Ning Wen, why don’t you go back to the East? We regret it!
Jie Yin Zhunti: Don’t try to steal my disciple. We will fight to the death with anyone who tries!
Disciple, please strengthen our West!
A thief appeared in the prehistoric world, moving countless spiritual roots and treasures to an unknown location and stealing even the mountains, rivers, and earth veins! Many powerful beings searched the world for this thief who stole the prehistoric resources. To their surprise, the thief turned out to be... Minghe: The Blood Sea is immortal, the Minghe is immortal, wait... where's my Blood Sea? Dijun: Where's my Heavenly Palace? How did my vast Heavenly Palace disappear? Hongjun: Wow, where did my Purple Sky Palace go? Yuanchen, who possessed his own small world, calmly stated, "I've moved the entire prehistoric world to other planes. I even took the Heavenly Dao. How could I leave anything else for you?" ... In the Small Thousand Worlds, I'm a Golden Immortal. In the Middle Thousand Worlds, I'm Taiyi. In the Great Thousand Worlds, I'm Daluo. By annexing the prehistoric world, I'll become a Sage.
【Great Desolation】【Rise of the Wu Tribe】【Non-Hegemony】【System Sacrifice】
Zhou Ming transmigrated into the Great Desolation and became the leader of the Wu Tribe. With memories of the future, he was well aware of how disastrous the Lich Calamity would be.
System? It was refined by the Great God Pangu right at the start — leaving behind only a core essence.
Looking at the twelve future infamous Ancestral Witches standing before him, Wu Ming declared:
“Fight for dominance? Not even a dog would do that!”
“Brothers, listen to me — fighting and killing leads nowhere. Why not accumulate virtue and cultivate laws? Isn’t that the real fragrance?”
And so, the entire tone of the Great Desolation began to shift.
The demon race established the Heavenly Court, their momentum overwhelming — while the Wu Tribe quietly cleaned the earth’s lethal aura.
The Three Purities preached the Dao, purple energy rising in the east — while the Wu Tribe silently reorganized the chaotic leylines.
Powerful cultivators battled over treasures, blood flowing like rivers — while the Wu Tribe... quietly racked up more merit!
Di Jun: “What’s wrong with these Wu people…”
Ye Qingzhou traveled to the world of immortal cultivation and became a silkworm farmer of his family branch. At the beginning, all the mulberry leaves in the spiritual mulberry forest disappeared mysteriously. Fortunately, he awakened to the druid profession. From then on, he farmed and raised flowers, contracted spiritual beasts, built a sanctuary, and watched the ups and downs of the world.
[Primitive World + No System + No Conspiracy Theory]
A wisp of purple air inexplicably traveled to the chaotic Pangu creation period and combined with the Twelve-Rank Pure World White Lotus, and threw itself into the sea of blood and became Taichu Taoist, the younger brother of Minghe, the lord of the sea of blood.
At the beginning, Taichu just wanted to change the Blood Sea's title as the garbage can of the prehistoric world. However, at some point, many creatures in the prehistoric world began to regard the Blood Sea as a holy place, and even saints would stare at the Blood Sea from time to time.
Taichu also unknowingly discovered that life in the ancient times was not as simple as he thought. Even saints were stuck in the quagmire without knowing it.
He felt that the entire primitive world was filled with endless mysteries.
Is Hongjun the mastermind behind the destruction of the ancient world as later conspiracy theorists believe, or is he a flawless saint?
And what is the truth behind the saint's destruction of the wilderness during the Battle of the Gods?
Did Pangu really fall? What was the real reason for the creation of the primitive world?
Taichu felt that this ancient world was full of countless mysteries, and what choice should Taichu make when all the mysteries were revealed.