Follow Chen Ming as he accepts disciples, establishes a sect, and fights his way in a world that deems him as cannon fodder.

He goes against any common sense using his wits and novel know-how to finish missions and arm himself against his cruel fate.

“Sect Master, this year’s continent sect competition, our sect disciples won first place again!”

Chu Yuan, “Kick! All the disciples out. Kicked them out of the sect!!”

“Sect Master, we can’t kick anyone anymore! I was kicked out before. All of the disciples have established a holy land for cultivation, and if you kick anyone down, the holy land on the continent will be all occupied by our sect…”

Chu Yuan, “???” I really just want to teach and waste the disciple! ! Why are you all playing me!!

He traveled to the ancient world and became the first iron-eating beast in the world. He was bound to the god-level salted fish system and was taken in as a battle pet by the ancestor witch Hou Tu.

GunGun said: What cultivation, what comprehension, they are all clouds. This baby can become stronger even if he lies down.

But, for some reason, from that day on, the shit scooper Hou Tu changed.

…

My name is Hou Tu, and I am one of the ancient witches.

I raised a big stupid bear, but for some reason, from that day on I could actually hear its voice.

[I, the iron-eating beast, love to drink beast milk! ]

[If you can't even figure this out, what are you doing as an Ancestral Shaman?]

[Zheng Dao, Zheng Dao, are you so impatient to change your name? Well, the war between the lich and the wizard is imminent, I'll move to the underworld ahead of time. This way, when I wake up, the battle might already be over.]

Hou Tu: “???”

Ten years of life and death are so vague, it is hard to forget even if I don’t think about it.

How many decades can a person have in his life?

Qin Lang has been practicing in the Immortal Locking Forbidden Land for ten years, but he is still an ordinary person.

The little yellow chicken he raised used its wings as swords, and the sword opened the gates of heaven: "If Heaven had not given birth to a little yellow chicken like me, I would have seen eternity as a long night!"

The fat and lazy orange cat transforms into the King of Thunder and Lightning: "Thunder is supreme among all the laws in the world, and I am the best in the way of thunder!"

The timid big yellow dog spit out cold white flames from his mouth: "If you want to bully the master, you have to get past me first! Woof!"

He was about to waste his life, but then an elder from the sect came to report: "The Immortal Locking Sect is in danger. Please respectfully ask Junior Master to come out of seclusion!"

Qin Lang was ordered to take charge of the Suoxian Gate as a junior master.

On this day, the Heavenly Dao that had not appeared in Qiankun Continent for ten thousand years bowed to him...

"I teach physics. I have never taught them magic. I have never slapped the evil god, kicked the devil, or knocked down the kingdom of God. All the rumors about me are slanders without any basis." said Ren Tesla. explain.

After he finished speaking, regardless of the shivering gods and demons all over the sky, his eldest disciple Tang Si said to all the Dharma brothers and sisters: "Master, his [low-key syndrome] has struck again. Remember, what Master says is from his mouth. Things that sound ridiculous are actually true."

All the junior brothers and sisters agreed and nodded in unison!

My name is Li Jinzha. When you read this text, I guess I am already enjoying the blessing of 007 in heaven. Of course, with my identity as a teacher, I may also be working in Lingshan. It is not my wish to guard the gate for a group of bald donkeys, but the trend of heaven cannot be violated by human power. As the eldest son of the old Li family and Nezha's elder brother, according to the development of fate, my future does not seem to be bad. However, as an ambitious young man who has let go of his ideals, although the future is very hopeless, with my ability, even if I can't fight, I can always do it, right? To this end, I have formulated a plan... It is not convenient for me to reveal the specific content of the plan here. After all, many things cannot be implemented. So I can only say that I understand. But if you are lucky enough to see this text, my stupid (crossed out) my hopeful descendants, please do not doubt the authenticity of this text. As your ancestors who lived in the Shang Dynasty, do not question where the simplified Chinese characters came from, because this thing will soon become the common language here. Just regard it as a little news to you in advance. In short, believe it first. If you want to know more details of my plan, please every descendant who sees this text go to the following number V50.

【Slice-of-Life Cultivation + Comedy + Lighthearted + Transmigration + No System】

Xu Qing, a 996 veteran workhorse, suddenly transmigrates. He originally planned to enjoy a carefree life with a beautiful wife and concubines, but unexpectedly was brought by Sect Leader Yu Hongchang into a top cultivation sect as a direct disciple.

Who knew that upon entering the sect, Xu Qing not only had to take care of his junior sister but also ended up with a dog. Reluctantly, Xu Qing could only become a literary copyist.

Until one day.

Xu Qing points his sword at a stunning woman, swearing never to be locked in the small black room as forbidden meat.

“How dare you! I am your master!”

“Even if you’re the master... what?”

[No system][With a female protagonist][Slow to warm up][Traditional][Online logic][No conspiracy theory][Private changes]

He traveled to the ancient world. The good news was that he was an innate creature and his reputation would be recorded in legends of later generations. The bad news was that what left behind his reputation was the golden dragon shears, a treasure made from his corpse, rather than the Yin-Yang Dragon, which was born from his innate yin and yang energies when he was alive.

The confluence of Yin and Yang is called Yuan, and the change of Yin and Yang is called Yi. Yuan Yi, as a congenital creature born and raised by nature, should have been blessed with great fortune and good luck. However, his origin was contaminated with evil spirit, and the auspicious purple aura on his body was so thick that it was black. Yuan Yi believed that judging people by their appearance was superficial. Although his purple aura was black, his heart was toward the holy path!

At this moment, the overall situation of the prehistoric world has been determined. The most important thing now is to survive the disaster and avoid being killed by the future saint Tongtian, who will refine the treasure and give it to the three sisters to take away the saint.

How to protect oneself is a problem. There is no hope relying on oneself, the only option is to seek help from others.

But who can protect him from the future saint Tongtian?

Which thigh can he hold on to? Yuan Yi finally came to the conclusion that the person who tied the bell must untie it. The only person who can stop Tongtian from killing him and using his corpse to refine treasures is himself.

"I just want to find a chance to survive and make a living in this turbulent world."

Gradually, Yuan Yi discovered that this primitive world was different from what he knew.

But some things are already destined, and when you are in them, it is hard to tell the truth from the false.

"You seek a ray of hope for yourself, and you are that ray of hope."

The inconspicuous butterfly fluttered its weak wings gently, and ripples spread across the long river of time, gathering into waves...

Nuwa: Fat Cat, you can usually bully those innate divine beasts and innate gods who have no backing. Who told you to insult the saint?

Don't you know your own capabilities?

Fat Cat, I don't mind if you usually go fishing, catching birds, or raiding bird nests, but who told you to go and catch Kunpeng and Dijun, and plunder the dojos of the primordial gods?

Nuwa: Fat cat, you're getting upset just because I said a few words to you.

Fat cat, why are you raising your paw? Are you going to hit me?

Bai Chen: Meow meow, I, the great god Bai Chen, love to reason with others and persuade them with virtue!

The innate gods' faces darkened, because Bai Chen's principles and morality could lead to death!

The sacred flame shines brightly!

All my disciples, meow meow meow meow!

Zhou Yan traveled through the ancient times and became the thirteenth ancestor of the witch clan. Unlike the battle maniacs of the witch clan, Zhou Yan did not like fighting and killing, and he liked to curse others the most.

Zhu Rong: Hey, why is Xiao Shisan speaking like a sissy?

Zhou Yan: Oh! Who is this woman? Look at my "Thousand Charming Spells".

Zhurong instantly transformed into a shy god of fire.

Emperor Jun is going to give birth to a little golden crow.

Zhou Yan: Let’s take a break. I curse you to be impotent.

Di Jun: Ahhhh, what’s wrong with me?

Taiyi's fighting power is unparalleled.

Zhou Yan: Hehe, Taiyi is a real man. I curse you for falling in love with Fuxi at first sight.

Since Zhou Yan appeared in the prehistoric world, everything has been in chaos.