[Lighthearted and humorous + no female lead + no angst + a survivalist protagonist] Enter at your own risk. Chen Xun transmigrates to a vast and boundless world of cultivation, awakens an immortality system, and is even gifted an immortal spirit beast as a companion. I, Chen Xun, have no interest in fighting and killing, nor do I want to provoke anyone; I only want to see the world's splendor with my old ox. Inadvertently, he reveals three mountain-splitting axes at his waist; in another inadvertently, he reveals his sixteen-pack abs. He slowly puts on a bandit hood, revealing a sinister smile: "I, Chen Xun, and my old ox are the most reasonable." The entire universe trembles; he's wearing...wearing it. A Qi Refining stage fireball spell suddenly...[Purple Spirit Snowstorm]

I've been the sun for billions of years, and I'm tired of living.

Until I collapsed into a black hole, and when I opened my eyes, I had become an infant in the world of cultivation.

They tested my spiritual root, but the spirit stones didn't react at all. I felt like something was missing from my body, and then... my spiritual root grew on its own.

They taught me magic, and I learned it in one glance, even optimizing it a bit.

They said I was too bloodthirsty, and I said, "Gentlemen, please die here."

I originally wanted to be an ordinary cultivator, but everything seems a bit off.

Lu Jun was completely dumbfounded when he opened his eyes—he had transmigrated into the body of the little golden crow in the Lich King arc, what a hellish start!

Fortunately, the decision-making system arrived, giving him a glimmer of hope.

Faced with a choice, Lu Jun realized her mistake and decisively chose to use moral blackmail.

He modified the supreme killing Zhou Tian Xing Dou Grand Array into a primordial open-source project, and conveniently tied the array to himself.

From then on, his fate was in his own hands: if he lived, he would bring blessings to the world; if he died, the great formation would collapse, the primordial sky would disappear, and the immeasurable calamity would arrive ahead of schedule.

The sage was torn, wanting to advance the Great Kalpa, yet afraid to touch this self-destructing truck.

After all, whoever possesses such karma will die.

Lu Jun: "So it turns out that as long as I have no morals, I can live so happily. What else is there to say? Let's just go and destroy them."

(The rating has just been released and will increase later.)

(This book is also known as: The Primordial Era: The Great Dao is Silent, Only Bestowing Merit), The Primordial Era: The Happy Every Day of the Self-Destructing Truck, The Primordial Era: Lu Jun Frowns, Ready to Explode with the Other Party, The Primordial Era: The Great Dao's Most Beloved Child, The Primordial Era: I Am the Heavenly Emperor, Suppressing All Enemies)

Starting with immortality, I thought I could just relax and be a couch potato, but then the son of a wealthy landowner dragged me onto the path of cultivation. While others cultivate through talent and hard work, I rely purely on "living long and living off a rich man." I explore secret realms, encounter powerful figures, and cause trouble along the way, accumulating my immortality buff. The fun of cultivation hasn't been limited either; my main goal is to "stay put" in the cultivation world. Watch how I use my long lifespan to make cultivation a truly unique experience!

Nuwa: Fat Cat, you can usually bully those innate divine beasts and innate gods who have no backing. Who told you to insult the saint?

Don't you know your own capabilities?

Fat Cat, I don't mind if you usually go fishing, catching birds, or raiding bird nests, but who told you to go and catch Kunpeng and Dijun, and plunder the dojos of the primordial gods?

Nuwa: Fat cat, you're getting upset just because I said a few words to you.

Fat cat, why are you raising your paw? Are you going to hit me?

Bai Chen: Meow meow, I, the great god Bai Chen, love to reason with others and persuade them with virtue!

The innate gods' faces darkened, because Bai Chen's principles and morality could lead to death!

The sacred flame shines brightly!

All my disciples, meow meow meow meow!

[Alternative Prehistoric World] + [Over 10,000 Updates Daily] + [Go Forward] After becoming Tongtian and foreseeing the plot of the Conferred Gods, I've finally realized it! Founding a religion? 996 is no match for fishing! I disbanded the Jiejiao that same day and spread the word about "career templates." As a result, the entire prehistoric world has become my spiritual follower!

He traveled through time and space and became the Sixth Prince of Jinwu. He was shot by Dayi and was about to die!

At the critical moment, the star evolution system is activated!

The fall of the Golden Crow?

Isn't that the sun falling?

Collapse! Collapse! Crazy collapse!

White dwarfs! Neutron stars! Black holes! Crazy evolution!

The fall of the Golden Crow?

I am now Black Hole Daluo!

Nuwa Saint: He actually crossed the long river of time, isn’t this the Eternal Daluo?

The Three Pure Ones: Something is wrong. How could he become a saint without using the Hongmeng Purple Qi?

The Twelve Ancestral Witches: We have all become saints, why are we still not as good as him?

Daozu Hongjun: The Sixth Golden Crow actually achieved the Eternal Daluo?

Lu Jun: In this ancient world, how can it withstand my power?

Come on, let's expand the world together.

Zhou Yan traveled through the ancient times and became the thirteenth ancestor of the witch clan. Unlike the battle maniacs of the witch clan, Zhou Yan did not like fighting and killing, and he liked to curse others the most.

Zhu Rong: Hey, why is Xiao Shisan speaking like a sissy?

Zhou Yan: Oh! Who is this woman? Look at my "Thousand Charming Spells".

Zhurong instantly transformed into a shy god of fire.

Emperor Jun is going to give birth to a little golden crow.

Zhou Yan: Let’s take a break. I curse you to be impotent.

Di Jun: Ahhhh, what’s wrong with me?

Taiyi's fighting power is unparalleled.

Zhou Yan: Hehe, Taiyi is a real man. I curse you for falling in love with Fuxi at first sight.

Since Zhou Yan appeared in the prehistoric world, everything has been in chaos.

Counter-culture output + cultivation + live broadcast + Taoist + system + American preaching + no CP + no female lead + non-spiritual resurrection + black belly

This book is also known as: Preaching to America, shocking the Americans every day

Chen Xian, with the Taoist name Xuanyun, is known in the martial arts world as a quality young Taoist priest, the immortal version of the motherland, and a real person with incomparable thoughts.

Motto: I can do whatever I want!

After practicing in the mountains for a year, the Taoist temple was taken away.

Chen Xian: "Please, Heaven, uphold justice and punish the wicked with thunder. Reveal the truth to the world! Lightning Mother and Thunder God, quickly bring down your magical powers and follow me to eliminate evil. Boom boom boom boom, I obey the orders of the Supreme Lord Laojun and act with all urgency!!!"

After five thunderclaps, the fake temple caught fire, shocking the entire nation.

Netizens: "Oh no, he really got it!"

In response to the system's requirements, he exported anti-cultural ideas and went abroad to preach.

American Customs: "Is it okay if I touch your magic weapon?"

Chen Xian: "Please believe in science."

American Customs: "What are these little straw men for?"

Chen Xian: "A spellcasting tool prepared for the enemy."

American Customs: “????”

Reporter: "You said that Taoism can help you cultivate immortality. Do you know any magic?"

Chen Xian fired a palm thunder with his backhand: "I only know a little bit."

American onlookers: "Where did you say you believed in science?!"

Chen Xian: "It's normal, reasonable, and scientific for a Taoist priest to know magic."

The enemy hired assassins to invade the Taoist temple.

Chen Xian held the formation plate in his hand: "The Xiantian leads the Zhoutian, covering the changes of the Zhoutian, the Xiantian Bagua formation appears!"

The Taoist temple formation appeared, and the neighbor next door said: "Ward Fa!!!"

【Slice-of-Life Cultivation + Comedy + Lighthearted + Transmigration + No System】

Xu Qing, a 996 veteran workhorse, suddenly transmigrates. He originally planned to enjoy a carefree life with a beautiful wife and concubines, but unexpectedly was brought by Sect Leader Yu Hongchang into a top cultivation sect as a direct disciple.

Who knew that upon entering the sect, Xu Qing not only had to take care of his junior sister but also ended up with a dog. Reluctantly, Xu Qing could only become a literary copyist.

Until one day.

Xu Qing points his sword at a stunning woman, swearing never to be locked in the small black room as forbidden meat.

“How dare you! I am your master!”

“Even if you’re the master... what?”