Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.

This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!

From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:

"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"

"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"

"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."

"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."

"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"

"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"

"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."

The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:

"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"

"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"

"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"

In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"

Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——

A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.

Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...

He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.

Ye Yu has just become the Void Star God, and all he wants to do is play badly all day long.

In order to escape from such a boring life, he tried hard to adapt to everything in Teyvat.

But.

What the hell is this sudden awakening chat?

Super invincible giant TM cute bug: Woohoo, Mr. Yeyu, stop posing, teach me how to defeat the end

Inazuma Otaku: One skill for playing badly every day (taking notes)

Umaru-chan: The person I admire the most is Lord Yohane

Garen is not gay Garen: Why can I only recover health by playing badly? I hate it!!!

(Daily, funny)

After obtaining the recording system, all you need to do is take photos of interesting moments to get various rewards. So Lu Yao began his journey of recording in the world of cultivation.

"The number one on this year's Tianjiao list must be Saint Lingyun."

"Beiyuan Sword Leader is reasonable."

"The Nine-Tailed Demon? It's a little far-fetched, but it seems plausible."

“………”

"What do you mean a nameless passerby defeated all the geniuses with one hand, and there is no one in the vast Tianyuan who can match him?"

"…Who is Lu Yao?"

————

Faced with countless geniuses falling at his feet, Lu Yao adjusted the camera to ensure that everyone could be captured in the picture, and then recorded this historic moment.

"Come on, 3.2.1, smile"

(It’s more of an everyday style. Life isn’t that good anymore, so I don’t want to write anything too heavy.)

Jiang Feng, a 28-year-old divorced father, is left with only a rusty cart, his three-and-a-half-year-old daughter, Xiaoman, and a leaky rental apartment in a corner of the city. The landlord's knock on the door, demanding payment, sounds like a death knell, but the little girl in his arms smiles and says, "Daddy's porridge is the sweetest."

In despair, the "Human Fireworks Gourmet System" was activated—no mysterious supernatural powers, only exquisite recipes, ingredient awareness, and an upgradeable food truck. Starting with the first bowl of "Wontons in Clear Soup" at the alley entrance, a long line quietly formed in front of Jiang Feng's stall. The richness of the golden braised egg, the scorching aroma of the pan-fried buns, the warm sweetness of the osmanthus wine... Each dish concealed his love for Xiaoman, becoming a late-night comfort for office workers and a morning anticipation for the lonely elderly.

Ye Wei, a sharp-tongued food blogger, visited the restaurant anonymously, only to be struck by a bowl of wontons. Her negative review unexpectedly sparked a surge in traffic: "Amazing broth from a humble cart!" Since then, a "shadow effect" has spread throughout the city—a single announcement of a stall opening in Jiang Feng's WeChat group sparks a long line of people waiting at the alley entrance.

The cart eventually became a high-tech restaurant called "Warm Home," but crises followed: rumors, capital hunting, and demolition of old alleys... In the wind and rain, diners held up signs that read "Trust Flash Mob." Ye Wei held his hand tightly: "Taste is your sword, I am your shield." Xiaoman stood on tiptoe and placed Ye Wei's hand in her father's palm: "Mom Ye Wei, don't go."

This is a journey that starts with making a living through fireworks and ends with landing at the place where thousands of lights shine.

It's so hard for me. I just want to be forgotten as soon as possible and go home to become a salted fish with nothing but money.

But...but why?

Can I win the Best Actress award for slacking off in acting ?

Can I take on an unpopular theme and become a hit?

Can I take on a villain role to ruin other people's good impression of me and win the Best Actor award?

Can I become a singer just by singing a few words at someone else's concert?

Can I leave a legendary song just by playing a few pianos on stage?

What's going on?

Is it so hard to be forgotten?

In an era of spiritual energy resurgence, Hong Hua, a descendant of the Phoenix Clan, holds the spatial heritage of her lineage and should have ascended to the pinnacle of cultivation—

Then she opened a pet shop.

Hong Hua: "A life without fluff is no different from being a salted fish. With fluff, I’d gladly be a salted fish. Fluff is the treasure of the world, and better than one piece of fluff is a whole house full of fluff..."

A tale of cultivation and raising (a whole lot of) pets, with no romance.

[PS: Male-to-female transformation story + protagonist never grows up + doesn't pursue a career + post-85s childhood + protagonist can cry and laugh + pure childhood story]

Being misunderstood as poking the socket with a wire - getting beaten - wow!

I had a fight with a rooster and got my mouth full of feathers bitten - and got beaten - wow!

Falling from the plum tree - means being beaten for no reason - wow!

There's a rat snake hanging from my butt—wow!

Wow wow wow…

Reborn as a child, because God was against me, I was easily attacked by everything, so I was beaten every other day...

Well, a purely funny childhood!

When he saw a group of women wearing only grass skirts and with naked upper bodies surrounding him, Xia Minghao knew that he might have returned to ancient times.

Although the modern knowledge in our minds can help us climb the technology tree, it will take a long time for us to live a civilized life.

Wait! It seems the totems of this world aren't just about primitive beliefs and worship...

The fire totem controls fire, the gold totem can manipulate metal, and the wind totem can not only control wind power but also separate different gases in the air.

When he learned this, Xia Minghao slapped his forehead.

Wouldn’t this directly lead to the development of “machine tools”, which are known as the mother of industry?

Totem is productivity!

As long as you are brave enough, industrialization can be achieved in ancient times!

In the barbaric primitive era, Xia Minghao ignited the fire of civilization.

I came, I saw, I conquered!

Start from a tribe without totem and grow stronger, conquer various tribes and collect various totem powers.

Relying on the technology tree in your mind and the power of these totems, you can launch great technological leaps forward again and again!

Xia Minghao guided the primitive people to start a series of civilization transformations, from eating raw meat and drinking blood to gazing at the stars and the sea!

Current civilization progress:

Stone Age (achieved)

Bronze Age (not reached)

Iron Age (not achieved)

Steam Age (not achieved)

Electric Age (not achieved)

Atomic Age (not achieved)

Current Totem Collection:

Wind Totem (not collected)

Eagle Totem (not collected)

Fire Totem (not collected)

Bull Totem (not collected)

Gold Totem (not collected)

…

All the gold medal editors in Xinghe's live studio stood up for this work, highly recommended

"This is the farm your grandfather left for you. Now choose a Pokémon you want."

As he spoke, Lewis took out three Poké Balls.

…

The person standing before you now is the richest man in Kalos, the head of the largest Pokémon breeding facility in Kalos, the supplier of 80% of all food ingredients, the League Champion, and the World Champion of the Eight Masters Tournament—Ron of Pelican Town!!