It's so hard for me. I just want to be forgotten as soon as possible and go home to become a salted fish with nothing but money.
But...but why?
Can I win the Best Actress award for slacking off in acting ?
Can I take on an unpopular theme and become a hit?
Can I take on a villain role to ruin other people's good impression of me and win the Best Actor award?
Can I become a singer just by singing a few words at someone else's concert?
Can I leave a legendary song just by playing a few pianos on stage?
What's going on?
Is it so hard to be forgotten?
[Purely enjoyable, incredibly satisfying, by a highly-rated veteran author, a silky smooth experience]
[The new book's rating has just come out and will likely increase later.]
I, a human infant, was wiped out by my enemies and thrown into a spatial turbulence.
However, he was unexpectedly picked up by the Starry Sky Demon Dragon Emperor and became the most favored prince of the dragon race in billions of years.
It's all thanks to my good suicidal tendencies.
Scene 1: My first meeting with my adoptive father, the Dragon Emperor, was when he fed me a drop of the Holy King's essence blood.
I couldn't withstand it and exploded into a bloody mist on the spot.
Result: Perfectly reshaped by the Law of Destruction, activating the Elementary Demonic Dragon Body.
Dragon Emperor's foster father (shocked): "Good heavens, this human cub... we've struck gold!"
Scene 2: My adoptive father, worried that I was cold, grabbed a star to keep warm.
I was practically roasted alive when I opened my mouth and inhaled a mouthful of stellar energy.
Result: Using a star as a baby bottle, physical experience +10%.
Dragon Emperor's foster father (ecstatic): "Interesting, so interesting!"
Scene 3: The aloof Daenerys Targaryen thinks I'm dirty and wants to purify me.
I grabbed her crystal dragon horn and took a bite, leaving a tooth mark.
Result: Unlocked affinity with the laws of life and time, Daenerys's CPU went into overdrive.
Dragon Emperor's foster father (laughing wildly): "See that! My son's teeth are just like mine! Pretty impressive!"
From then on, I roamed freely among the dragons.
Today I'll gnaw on some divine metal to sharpen my teeth, tomorrow I'll dismantle a saint's palace to use as building blocks.
The older siblings (tearfully accusing him): "Father, Mother! Do something about him!"
The Dragon Emperor and his wife (in unison): "He's just a child, you should be more lenient with him."
At the age of 18, I returned to Earth with a million dragons to avenge the annihilation of my race, leaving my enemies dumbfounded.
Now you are watching——
The live broadcast room of the number one cat appraiser on the Internet, the new-age Elvis, the cat's close friend, the cat clan's spiritual mentor, the prairie cat-stroking knight...
"Cuteness is justice, and cats bring blessings!"
"Hello everyone, my name is Chen Nian!"
"A cat appraiser!"
At the beginning, Chen Nian just wanted to be an ordinary cat appraisal anchor and make a little money.
But after a round-eared cat appeared in the live broadcast room...
Everything has changed!
"What? You said this is a stray cat you picked up?!"
"You are such a torture, kid!"
(Daily articles, single female protagonist, live broadcast, cat raising, UP host, travel, adventure, and meet more cats!)
(Cat Friends Group: 1038437080, join the group and show off your cats!)
Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.
This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!
From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:
"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"
"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"
"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."
"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."
"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"
"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"
"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."
The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:
"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"
"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"
"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"
In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"
Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——
A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.
Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...
He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.
Lin Feng came to the urban elf world and inherited a farm at the beginning.
This will unlock the [Farmer] identity and allow you to gain benefits by running the farm.
[Trainer], [Researcher], [Foster]...
In this world where elves are not well developed in all aspects, an all-round master appears.
[Your Digger Rabbit has reclaimed 100 square meters of land]
[The Moon Stone was discovered during the excavation]
Successfully published a paper
【Reward Super Power】
At the same time, he also publishes various tactics and elf papers on the Internet.
Level 1 brute force flow, shrinking grace flow, song-killing flow, Eevee's various evolutions...
There are many champions in the world, but there is only one master, Lin Feng.
Su Xiu transmigrated to the world of American comics, a world that blends Marvel and DC, where all sorts of villains emerge!
Terror gripped the land, but he remained completely calm!
Because he awakened the 'All-Heavens Invasion System', which allows him to randomly select natives of this world to conquer other worlds. The rewards obtained by the superheroes are amplified a hundredfold by Su Xiu!
Iron Man is infected with the T-virus and embarks on a glorious evolution of flesh and blood.
Thor, wielding twelve runes, transforms into the eternal Rune King mode.
Captain America waves the flag and sets sail, sparking a human rights revolution in the world of exploration, turning the sea red with freedom.
Thanos: Is this how peace can be achieved?
The Primal Beyonders: Warhammer Four Peddlers?
OAA: I see a higher power!
—
Soviet revisionists: You may make a small profit, but I will never lose!
Huh?
How did Spider-Man become Gwen Stacy? Scarlet Witch, what are you doing here? Flying Girl! ...
[Single female lead + pure romance + daily bickering between lovers + lighthearted and humorous sweet story + no system and no rebirth]
Before the start of the last winter break in high school, Lin Shen had a three-day, three-night online argument with a netizen named "General Manager Wang of AAA Building Materials," and then casually revealed his school address.
To his surprise, a transfer student actually arrived the next day when school started.
Lin Shen panicked for a moment, but then he discovered that the person who came was a fair-skinned, pitiful-looking transfer student who was also a school beauty.
He was relieved. Where could a school beauty have the online name "General Manager Wang of AAA Building Materials"?
However, this transfer student, the school beauty, seems to pay special attention to him.
And it's not as aloof as it seems... in fact, it's a bit abstract.
Hey! Why can this girl always say such abstract things with such a cold face?!
"Qiao Jin!"
"Huh? Why do I call you goddess?"
I want to date you.
"Hmph, you're a decent person, so I'll reluctantly help you realize your dream of a loser pursuing love."
...
Much later, Lin Shen finally understood something: it turns out that the people who come to pursue you through the internet aren't just gangsters, but also possibly a mysteriously aloof "school beauty."
A Pokémon-themed urban setting after the Great War of the Century + a system that allows both the legitimate and underworld figures to operate within it + no female lead + multiple identities — On the day of its release, Shi Hua was in a car accident and unexpectedly reincarnated two thousand years in the future, retaining her memories. At this time, Earth was recovering from the Great War of the Century, and technology was rapidly developing. Trainers were no longer the first choice for national reserves… In this era where Pokémon and technology coexist, what awaits us? Hua, the Lu City breeding genius who developed the SS-level energy cube formula? The incredibly popular Grand Contest contestant, "S-Knight"? The suddenly appearing member of the "Dark Gate" organization, "Shadow"? "Dark Charm?"... Saving lives time and time again…
[Daily Life of Immortal Cultivation] [Funny and Relaxed] [Student] [Only I am the Immortal]
He opened his eyes again and returned to the classroom. Xu Qingfeng, a powerful god who had been reborn from the world of immortal cultivation, decided that this time, he would take his time to live his life and cultivate his immortality.
Transmigrating to a Japan plagued by demons, Hoshino Hideyuki becomes a male fox, nearly being slaughtered as game from the start.
Fortunately, he awakens a system that empowers him through deception.
So, from stealing a street girl's first lollipop, to tricking high school delinquents into flirting, to transforming a pink dress into a suit and selling it to a muscular, yakuza-like uncle, timing his spells to negate them right there on the street... After all this, looking at his 72 transformations in his skill bar, he's captivated by the sight of flowers in his mirror, captivating everyone... With his hands on his hips and his tail wagging, the fox feels free to do whatever he pleases!
"We are all foxes. Is there anything wrong with following our nature to cheat people?" "When cheating, we should pay attention to equality. We can cheat ordinary people and beautiful girls too. Is there anything wrong with that?" "After cheating beautiful girls, they will remember it. Once you fail, they will come to your door... Wait, no, this is a big problem!" The self-praise came to an abrupt end.
Looking at the many victims such as the tsundere onmyoji, the stalker lady, the nymphomaniac scientist, etc.
who were gradually approaching the window, the fox's big fur tail swayed: "Don't come over here!" PS: This book has a harem