Soldier: “Sir, if I fail to come back alive in this battle, please tell my wife that her man is a hero.”

Officer: “…Where is your single dog wife from?”

Soldier: “A joke! Isn’t Devil my wife?”

Officer: “Go! She is my wife!!!”

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This is a story about a young girl light novel writer with the pen name “Magic Young” who used ACG culture to conquer the world.

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light lily.

The ratings are normal; everyone who's seen them says they're great! After signing the contract, I was pulled into a bizarre world.

On the white-haired girl's panel in front of him, it was clearly written: [Model: Dongfeng-5C, Rating: UR (Mythical)]

My hands were shaking, my heart was pounding, and my mind was filled with the unfair terms that I had just personally revised.

She tilted her head to look at me, her pure blue eyes full of curiosity: "Chu Xuan, your heart rate is over 180, are you excited about signing me?"

Excited? I'm fucking afraid of dying!

I almost enslaved a walking nuclear bomb just now! With that black market contract worth two thousand dollars!

The shady dealer who sold me the contract even said, "Don't worry! It's an N-level agreement; you can bind anyone below SR level!"

I'll tie you up, you son of a bitch! This is like using a dog leash to tie up a Star Destroyer!

Now, this "Dongfeng Goddess," capable of wiping out a country with a single shot, is looking at me with her adorable eyes, seemingly waiting for me to feed her.

And in my pocket, I only had 1,310 yuan left...

[System] + [Semi-Invincible] + [Pokémon] + [No Requirements]

The Thousand Peaks City Ground Gym is ranked last in the China League.

Since Wang Feng took over, the style of his work has changed drastically.

Nidoking: What kind of champion are you? Go ahead and talk to me about your power.

Swamp King: Scatter water chestnuts and chase me with deadly poison all the way. My name is Swamp King, remember that.

……………………

When Groudon walked out of the gym, all the champions were stunned.

What happened to the weakest gym?

By the way, it seems that alpacas also have ground-based attributes, right?

【Sword & Magic】【Knight】【Bard】【Half-Fairy】【Light Novel】【Comedy】

What does it take to become the greatest knight?

Tang said: The status granted by the royal family, the legendary equipment forged by the dwarves, the fantasy dragon mount, the loyal orc followers and the reliable elf companions, the powerful and tyrannical fateful demon king, and the lover waiting for the knight's return.

But he was just a theater actor with a broken head.

The demon king he was going to defeat did not exist at all.

He insists that he is a knight, and keeps saying weird things like "increase your reputation level" and "willpower is my HP".

"Record this, Muri! My fame level has increased again today! I'm one step closer to challenging the Demon King!"

Looking at this madman who rushed into the gangster's den, shouted "For glory" and then beat up all the enemies, I, Muri, a hapless half-elf bard with a confused future, silently made a note in my little notebook.

"Today, Tang used a non-existent power to solve a real problem."

He did not have the title of "Sir" conferred by the kingdom, but he won the admiration of all common people.

He has no magical weapons, but with his unyielding "faith", he makes monsters tremble in fear.

While the true knights were still calculating gains and losses, honor and disgrace, this madman had already embarked on the path of saving the world.

Later, he left a message on the poem "Knight's Glory" that I wrote for him:

"Who said I was crazy? I am... the greatest knight!"

Evan transmigrated to the world of Fairy Tail. He arrived very early, only a day after Natsu joined his guild. This world was dangerous, with accidents possible at any moment; yet it was also wondrous, scattered with countless precious and alluring treasures. Weary of the mundane, Evan quickly integrated into this world. Although things didn't go smoothly at first, he steadily progressed. He witnessed the destruction of a village, experienced stories of blood and tears buried deep in darkness, met the Mirajane sisters in a village haunted by demons, became a rising star amidst lightning and thunder, and together with Natsu, wrote a new chapter in history.

What if the warships in our real world became ship girls? What changes would that bring to the world? The deep-sea creatures from another world gradually gain a foothold, plotting a war of annihilation against all of humanity. How should humanity and the ship girls break this deadlock? The Soviet Union's reorganization and Japan's unforeseen path will also impact the international situation. Changchun: "Although I once said that slacking off would get me caught digging potatoes, I've already retired! So, it's better to be a homebody playing games and watching anime~ However, if there's war, I, Changchun, will still be there whenever you call!" Anshan: "Sorry to keep you waiting, comrade. Now, please answer one question: Is this my final destination, or a new beginning?" This book blends different worldviews, featuring characters and settings from both Kantai Collection and Kantai Collection. This book strives to find a balance between anime-style cuteness and serious war history. Please read the pre-reading notice before reading. Pre-reading Notice: Nearly half a year ago, this book was first serialized on the Hedgehog Cat platform until yesterday. As a result, after updating just one chapter yesterday morning, the book exploded in popularity this afternoon. (The chapter was updated in the morning, and the book was shut down in the afternoon.) I just laughed. Writing a chapter praising the PLA's bravery and fearlessness in flood relief within my own country can lead to the entire book being shut down. Does your Hedgehog Cat platform mean you're siding with imperialism abroad and representing a bunch of bourgeois beggars at home? And that aloof editor, refusing to sign contracts or add staff, so unfriendly to newcomers—how are new authors supposed to stay in touch for consultations? Not allowing Chinese stories in a socialist country, you're really something. If word gets out, the US will laugh its head off. And that infuriating sensitive word mechanism, constantly locking up posts, acting like a coward and mourning its parents. With this distorted writing orientation, no wonder the books here are far inferior to the earlier ones. I couldn't stand this, so I came to Xirang to continue the story. I hope all my readers will understand and support me. "Farewell, Situ Shuke!" (Joyful Bookkeeper is the former name of Hedgehog Cat) Some settings [Friendly reminder: These settings were written in the early stages of this book, and some content has since been discarded by the author. Please refer to the settings presented in the main text of the novel.]

As a pure-blooded dragon that is extremely rare but powerful and one of the three strongest species in the box garden, Su Nian has this lofty ideal.

That is to establish your own group of gods and create your own mythology.

But I don’t know why, this process is always full of surprises...

Boshizun: Damn it, don’t use my computing power for this kind of thing!

Toyokawa Shoko: Damn it, the band disbandment tax is still chasing me! !

Huangpizi: I absolutely do not accept these unofficial histories! No, this is simply history!

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"I haven't done anything wrong, so why do people always say I'm the biggest problem child?"

Su Nian was indignant.

"Yeah, why is that? It's really hard to guess."

Athena was thinking as she watched herself being forcibly pushed to the throne of the fourth generation Greek God King by a group of unidentified Saints.

He was thinking about how much strength he would need to use to knock Su Nian unconscious to the ground, so that he would lose all the strength and means to escape and be locked up in the basement.

[A 1.5 million-word masterpiece has been completed. The character is guaranteed, so please feel free to follow it.]

Luo Ming, who traveled to the world of Dungeon and Blue Ribbon, obtained a divine nature and became a god who exalted the kingdom of God and lived forever in the DND pantheon worldview.

Just when he was going down to the mortal world to form his own clan of God-Lord Sheep, he unexpectedly received an invitation from Chat-Lord Sheep.

Lord God has joined the chat, Junyang!

Satila: "Is it really the Lord God?"

Kashiwagi Eri: "There's no such thing as a god. Let me expose you!"

Chiba's Fallen Holy Black Cat: "I didn't expect there are gods among these Junyang. I, the Fallen Demon King, will never admit defeat!"

Bubble Teapot: “…”

Luo Ming, who joined the Junyang Tian**, said that he only wanted to collect faith and become a god among gods.

However, the members of the Communist Party became his believers one by one.

For some reason, a tiny baby appeared in the River Styx in Greece. Out of pity, Hades, the god of the underworld, saved the baby. He named his adopted son "Seleucus" and sent him to the wise man Chiron to learn martial arts.

Hades invested a lot of affection in this adopted son, and Seleucus lived up to everyone's expectations and soon grew into a hero that even the gods took notice of.

Hades was proud of his son, but as Serius grew up, he gradually became troubled by his son's excellence. As for the reason:

Zeus: "My child, have you made up your mind today to become his heir?"

Ra: "Seleucus Ra, you are the brightest sun in the sky."

Odin: "Thor and Balder are both my sons, and as their brother, Seleucus is naturally my son too."

Hades: "..."

So, can you three shameless bastards please get away from me?

As the holographic screen seeped into the psionic blood mist of the Koprulu sector, the gamer Luo Feng's temple burned, and the stigmata of the Mechanicus blossomed. His synapses simultaneously connected to the war codes of three parallel universes: the gene-seed of Warhammer 40K crystallized in his blood vessels, the psionic matrix of StarCraft restructured his brainstem, and the Forerunner think tanks of the Halo world unlocked forbidden knowledge.

On an operating table in a Martian foundry, Mechanicus neural probes battled against Zerg symbiotes. As a spine was transformed into a Protoss phase prism, the energy storms of the Eye of Terror and the Koprulu sector tore quantum wounds through the fabric of reality. The chainsword in his left hand oozed Zerg saliva, and the power armor on his right shoulder bore the marks of Necron repair.

The Awakened's blood boiled in the multiverse: his left eye reflected the Emperor's quantum ghost, his right eye glimmered with the Queen of Blades' genetic map. As the green-skinned orc waaagh energy and Protoss purification beams erupted in his chest, Luo Feng discovered that his genes were being reorganized into the form of a Xel'Naga ancestor.

The chosen vessel of the multiverse must choose between the throne of the God-Emperor, the Zerg Hive, and the oracle of the Protoss Kara. Every breath rewrites the laws of reality, and every wound blooms the energy crystals of a different universe. He stands at the edge of a reality rift, Warhammer Demon Sword in his left hand, Interstellar Psionic Core in his right, and the remains of the Halo dissolving beneath his feet.

"You are the Allspark." The mechanical voice of the Moebius Foundation resonated with the hymn of the Mechanicus. As the ultimate game between the three universes began, Luo Feng's choice would determine the fate of all parallel worlds.