"Kingdom Calendar 1945:" "My name is Eli Holmes. I used to be a healthy and sunny game planner, and now I'm the High Priest of the Church of Destiny." "Every day I maintain a good sleep schedule. After waking up, I enjoy a relaxing glass of milk and a five-minute run. Even the God of Death praises my good health." "In my spare time, I do good deeds and accumulate virtue, thus building up a good reputation in the capital." Gazing out the window at the distant view, Eli wrote in his diary, lamenting the ease of retirement. [The sinister and cunning Eli surveyed the empire's landscape, pondering, as if plotting one cruel plan after another to achieve his unparalleled ambitions.] "As you can see, I can still hear the narration, but it always slanders me." Eli rubbed his brow in distress, closed his diary, and waved to the...

The Qi Training Sect is an ancient and mysterious sect. It's said that its disciples and elders are all at the Qi Training stage. Due to its weak strength, it's largely ignored, making it the oldest sect in the world. Everyone considered it a minor, insignificant sect. Until one day, a devastating natural disaster struck, and the seventy-two Qi Training Sect elders finally gave up their concealment and unleashed their immortal-level cultivation.

Title: Chat group, no gimmicks, making up for regrets, funny, pseudo-invincibility, selective spoilers, smart, non-traditional pretentious writing, daily group chat, multiple female protagonists (3-4)

Serious version: A chat group that connects all the heavens and the world brings together a group of unrelated people. They support each other and rewrite their own tragic destinies.

Unconventional version: Su Feng accidentally travels to another world and unexpectedly awakens the ability to sign in and chat. So, with two systems and a chat group, what kind of waves will he stir up in the universe?

The book is also known as: "After I traveled through time, I just wanted to be a homebody in another world, but I unexpectedly awakened two systems and became more and more invincible. Did I do something wrong?"

Su Gua's life was filled with misfortune. From birth, he'd inexplicably trigger various bugs: clipping, ping drops, missing textures... His umbilical cord lost its collision volume when he was born, and no matter how hard he tried, it wouldn't cut, terrifying the entire delivery room. He went to school, and during break time, the entire school went into a trance with ping drops. He returned home, and upon opening the door, he was transported back seventy years, running head-on into a group of grandmas watching a movie. He took the elevated highway out of town, but a massive black curtain cut the road in half, encircling his hometown, with the words "[Map Loading]" blazoned across it. Later, Su Gua became a player and entered a strange game. As a result, the succubus girls lost their costume textures, the hangman's rope was long enough for a whole class of girls to jump rope, the "No Entry" sign at the hidden store entrance became "Free," and upon entering the game, he killed a chicken and entered the final stage, where the headless boss, bewildered, held a chicken's head. Sadako, who had just emerged from the TV with her upper body stuck in the washing machine, stuck her butt out: "Qiuqiu, you'd better kill me..." The system was furious: [Player Su Gua is making strange threats and breaking the rules of the world. He's truly rebellious! Now he's deciding on the crocodile skin outside the new human plasma. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot...] The players were shocked: "Your bug even freezes the system?" Su Gua slammed the table and stood up: "Whose bug is it? I cleared the level by my own ability!"

Everything started when Zhou Ye accidentally obtained the authority of the God of Creation. He endowed different civilizations with different entries. Zhou Ye created a series of brilliant and glorious civilizations, including the punk civilization, the magician civilization, the martial arts civilization, and the immortal cultivation civilization...

History begins with him, epics are witnessed by him, myths are created by him. He is one, and he is also ten thousand, he is a moment, and he is also eternity!

"Why are there so many mazes and traps in the dungeon?" "Why can't I kill all the monsters in the dungeon?" "Why is the treasure in the dungeon inexhaustible?" When Zhang Gan, reborn as a small-time dungeon master, finally understood why. You imagine a dungeon master: someone with immense power, summoning demons with a wave of his left hand and destroying the world with a wave of his right. Sorry, that's all a lie. A true dungeon master needs to consider budgetary balance, neighborhood relations, monster selection, treasure selection, even the dungeon's decor, the town outside... and, most importantly, how to deal with the aggressive adventurers who covet the treasure. A well-matched, hearty battle? It doesn't exist. A qualified dungeon master's most important...

That night, Bai Xiao encountered a ghost. No one knew that from then on, this handsome boy turned into a beautiful girl.

Stunning beauty is superficial; her trademarks are tyranny and iron fist.

Ps: Shh, there is a lone transformed lady here, we slowly approach her, ah... I caught her, look, she is struggling...

The red dragon is the most powerful of the colored dragons. It is greedy, confident, and a little chaotic. When Miles was reincarnated as a red dragon, just when he thought his life was safe, fate played a huge joke on him. Keywords: pseudo DND, system, easy

Yun Qing traveled through the ancient times and practiced hard for countless years. In the end, he became a lotus in the eternal blue sky and became an eternal and free Daluo Immortal.

Just after learning the truth about the prehistoric world, a system was delivered to the door.

Yun Qing: "The Myriad Worlds Chat Group System?"

[Welcome to join the chat group of the Myriad Worlds]

[Ordinary Man]: "Welcome newcomer!"

[The Closed-Eyes General Never Crashed]: "Welcome new members to the chat group. My name is Jing Yuan, and I'm honored."

[Sun Goddess]: "Why are all the members of this group men?"

[The Most Pretentious Person]: “…”

【Chen Xi】: "Leina! Am I not a human being?"

Wow, they are all familiar faces.

Before the Grand Imperial City of Sol, the Southern Duchy's regal princess, Inanna Augusta, renowned for her iron-fisted ways, gritted her teeth as she clutched the shreds of her dress that barely covered her vitals, revealing the shattered silver armor beneath, creating a startling scene. She gazed at the screaming, wielding weapons of goblins, orcs, dark elves, barbarians, and imps... and pleaded, "Warriors, why have you come to this?" "Waaaaaaaaaa!!" "The Blue Heaven is dead, the Yellow Heaven reigns!" "The world belongs to the Wings of the Abyss!" "The Abyss nobility reigns!" "Damn it, who touched my ass?" Then, a gust of black wings covered the sky. Levis, the Wings of the Abyss, the last true dragon lord, protector of the abyss, driver of the cancer of the world, the sinful black dragon, said helplessly, "When did I ever say I would conquer the world?"