[Genius] + [Funny in the early stages, crazy in the later stages] + [Abstract protagonist] + [Small clever thoughts on cultivating immortality] + [High values, but it doesn't mean the mechanism is not strong] + [Not a single female protagonist]

In the 356th year of the Dragon Kingdom calendar, the golden dragon chariot smashed the sun, the heavenly palace rose above the moon, and the stars in the sky woke up one after another.

The world has also entered an era of spiritual revival, and people have awakened their spiritual roots to pursue the path to immortality.

Ling Yishan, a mortal of three generations, could only drool secretly when watching the immortals flying and hiding in the sky on TV.

At this time, his family suddenly suffered a change, and the once loving couple became enemies.

"Thirteen, I am the Demon Lord, and your mother is the Holy Lord. If we plan to divorce, who will you be with?"

At first, Ling Yishan didn't believe it and just thought that the two elders were playing role-playing games for excitement. But as more and more strange things happened around him and more and more big men appeared around him, he would occasionally have small dreams, dreaming of an unfamiliar world of cultivating immortals.

Only then did Ling Yishan realize that his parents had not lied to him.

"You two should have told me earlier that you have this kind of background. I've worked so hard for nothing."

"You're too late, I've already taken off!"

[Golden God Xiaohuo], [Abstract Godfather of Modern Immortal Cultivation], [Trendsetter in the Immortal Cultivation World], [National Idol], [The First Born in the Immortal Cultivation World], [Designated Son by the Law of Cause and Effect], [Dream of Billions of Boys], [Spokesperson for Pure Natural Body Cultivation], [The Strongest Selling Spirit Pill Powder], [Cyber ​​Giant Sun Immortal], [The Evil Spirit Pearl of the Empire] Ling Yishan said so.

Holy Lord, Demon Lord:?

The two elders fell into deep thought as they looked at the world of immortal cultivation that had been torn apart and full of demons by their own son.

Gu Ling returned to the final exam room of her freshman year. When she saw the contents of the test paper, she was stunned.

What are the conditions for Minesa to evolve into Minesal?

What are the restraining attributes of the flying system?

What is the correct approach when encountering pet poachers in the wild?

What are the current guardian-level pets in Longxuan Nation?

Thousands of words are condensed into one word - damn!

When I woke up, the world had changed.

Why do camels breathe fire? Why do cats emit electric currents? Why do fish spit out ice cubes? Whose praying mantis is a meter tall?!

Outrageous!

…

The lightning elves chasing the freedom of the prairie, the ascetic monk who upholds the spirit of martial arts, the lonely and proud knight walking alone on the top of the snow-capped mountains, the soul fire jumping in the hidden shadows... The power of bonds condensed by friendship and trust, the whispered oath contract, die together in the dark night, and walk together at dawn.

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PS: Beast Taming, no CP, easy style

"Cultivating Immortals and Demons Together, Not Marrying, Gender Change, Fate is a Chess Game, Raising a Little Witch"

"If you want to become an immortal, you must enter the sacred mountain"

After traveling through time, Lin Jiu would often hear this sentence from the old Taoist priest at the village entrance. At that time, he was still studying swordsmanship in the village. The old Taoist priest said that the highest realm of swordsmanship does not lie in the exquisiteness of the moves, but in the unity of mind and sword, and the communication of spirit and will...

Lin Jiu had always thought this was the key to swordsmanship, but later he realized that the key to swordsmanship was not the swordsmanship itself, but whether you could perceive the spiritual energy! Without spiritual energy, you are nothing.

He was only ten years old that year, and he looked forward to the opportunity to go to Lingshan every day...

Yuan Mei traveled to an interstellar era with numerous empires. After much difficulty, she became the chief scientific officer, but three world-destroying natural disasters struck the universe.

After a new life, he not only became a slave in prison, but was also canned?!

Fortunately, he has an [Empire Online] system.

As long as you choose to bind a territory, the facilities inside can not only be continuously upgraded, but you can also choose the direction of evolution:

[Individual Combat Kit LV.1 →...Intelligent Power Armor LV.5 →...Intelligent Combat Array LV.∞]

[Geothermal Generator LV.1 → Transmission Network Plant LV.5 →...Ether Phase Engine LV.∞]

[Frigate LV.1 →...Cruiser LV.5 →...Burning Heavenly Divine Soldier LV.∞]

Unlock different technology trees, continuously upgrade facilities, evolve technology, build fleets, increase influence,...

[Crazy + Abstract + Funny + Explosive + No Female Lead + Decisive and Ruthless]

"No, why are you arresting me, officer? Please let me explain. I really do have polio. I was forced to come to Shang K. They don't treat me like a human being. They carried a disabled person like me here to take care of my sister's business."

"Oh? A brand new version? And someone reported you for kicking that wanted criminal to death with a flying kick, how do you explain that?"

"Slander! They're slandering me! They're stealing from me! They're cheating me! I'm a disabled person!"

"Relying on absorbing sunlight to replenish energy, what else could you be but a vegetable? From childhood polio to a vegetable state, your condition has worsened."

"Oh ho ho, you vampire, and you're even using solar energy as a new energy source!"

"Why do you always yell 'Take this!' at your opponent before every fight?"

"Let me emphasize this again! I rely on skill, not stats!"

"You mean, you personally witnessed a lord-level behemoth being kicked to death by a polio-stricken child?"

[Starting Character: A High School Student with Polio]

[Ending: The Black-Winged Demon Suppresses All Races]

Write in moderation, indulge in quirky humor and memes, enter the world I've created, and let me bring you joy. Let me prove that AI can never replace humanity.

I believe in parallel universes.

Chen Chen, who was carried away by the Universiade while saving a little girl, unexpectedly ended up in heaven! But something's not right about this heaven! A forbidden comic heaven? Isn't that heaven too? (laughs)

What does it mean to be a tuner with an annual salary of over 100 million yuan? What does it mean to be an electronic music producer/DJ? Don't doubt it, they can recreate the howling of huskies, foxes, and screaming chickens and make them into dynamic music! When people look back, a loli figure has already rushed into the center of the world of electronic music and stood at the top, charming everyone with her cuteness. Welcome to join the book club: 854495780

[Reincarnation, different world, daily life, adventure, battle, slow to warm up, no CP, no marriage, the author is a Buddhist]

Opening her eyes, she found herself in a world of swords and magic.

Magic, weapons, potions, combat skills... But who is singing softly in the abyss? For whom do the flowers of death bloom? When the bell of fate rings, whose cry is whispered in her ear?

Walking in the mist of time, where should she go all alone?

He transmigrated to a fantasy world and became Javin, the heir to the Downs family. Not only was he physically weak and unable to cultivate the family's breathing technique, but he also frequently had to fight various monsters in his dreams, expending enormous energy. Fortunately, he unintentionally consumed the Black Serpent Blood Crystal, unlocking a page in the "Magic Codex," allowing him to convert monster skills into spell models. Black Serpent (Tier 1): Basic Skill: Black Serpent Breathing Technique (Blood Crystal Unlocked) Racial Skills: Charge (Blood Crystal Unlocked), Poison Mist (Blood Crystal Unlocked) Years later, with the appearance of monster panels such as the Undead Lord, Soul-Eating Nightmare, and Six-Winged Angels, the cultivation methods and skills of these powerful monsters became new sorcery spells… On the monument of the sorcerer world, the powerful sang his praises: "The Eternal Wizard Javin is the strongest wizard in the current sorcerer world, the embodiment of truth, and the calamity of all evil alternate dimensions." "Don't just mention his power; Lord Javin's innovative magic potion from many years ago is now…" Now he's spread across the seven continents. He could have been the wealthiest potion merchant in the wizarding world. "Young Master Jawaharlal? I always thought he was a monster, a monster smarter than all other monsters."... When facing a group of genius wizards who had traversed countless thorns to finally see his back, Jawaharlal offered this humble statement—"The so-called supreme wizard is never a calamity from another dimension. He's merely a pitiful person who pursued truth, but inadvertently wove lies into his flesh, and is forever consumed by loneliness." Also known as: *Wizards: The Monsters' Skills are All Truth* and *The Calamity of Another Dimension*.

Where can I find a high-quality workforce that's free, willing to endure hardships, and available on demand? After finally securing his own plot of land on the chaotic borders of the Empire, Damien, a Dragonborn night watchman with a lord system, fell into deep thought. A tide of golems? An army of the undead? Mass-produced servitors? The Fourth Scourge? After much deliberation, he arrived at a nearly perfect answer that capitalized on its strengths and minimized its weaknesses: sandbox isolation, allowing players to remotely screw in on their computers! Thus, a highly flexible, ultra-hardcore skeleton assembly game called "Bone Puzzle" was born. To prove they weren't cowards, millions of medical students toiled tirelessly. Then came the similarly named "Aoyao Yao," the bizarrely named "Zhenbi," and the nearly online-banned "Steel and Gunpowder"...