My name is Li Jinzha. When you read this text, I guess I am already enjoying the blessing of 007 in heaven. Of course, with my identity as a teacher, I may also be working in Lingshan. It is not my wish to guard the gate for a group of bald donkeys, but the trend of heaven cannot be violated by human power. As the eldest son of the old Li family and Nezha's elder brother, according to the development of fate, my future does not seem to be bad. However, as an ambitious young man who has let go of his ideals, although the future is very hopeless, with my ability, even if I can't fight, I can always do it, right? To this end, I have formulated a plan... It is not convenient for me to reveal the specific content of the plan here. After all, many things cannot be implemented. So I can only say that I understand. But if you are lucky enough to see this text, my stupid (crossed out) my hopeful descendants, please do not doubt the authenticity of this text. As your ancestors who lived in the Shang Dynasty, do not question where the simplified Chinese characters came from, because this thing will soon become the common language here. Just regard it as a little news to you in advance. In short, believe it first. If you want to know more details of my plan, please every descendant who sees this text go to the following number V50.

During the Republic of China, warlords were in chaos, foreign enemies invaded, and natural disasters struck! When survival has become a luxury, the protagonist's only motivation is to survive and find a better way to live. Let's see how Hou Xiaoge, the older single protagonist of the new century, travels to the Republic of China and stirs up the storm.

[New book, "Kiss of the Wind God," click here for more surprises!]

Geo King Zhongli has three fears.

The first is wear and tear, the second is aquatic products, and the third is his sweet little girl.

Her name is Zhongli Yue. When she was a cub, barely taller than his calf, she would not only steal Fushe's hammer to mine, but also snatch Xiao's precious stone kite to spear fish, forcing them to makeshift battles with sticks and rocks.

She even blew up the immortal caves in Jueyunjian, forcing the immortals to complain to him daily.

On the first day of the Mondstadt Wind Flower Festival, she blew up the statue of the Wind God. After the festival ended, she coaxed the Wind God's followers to Liyue. Just as

Zhongli was about to explain to the neighboring Wind God, his number one persecutor, the Wind God, arrived with gifts and begged for mercy.

Zhongli: This is hard to judge.

After arriving on Xumi as an exchange student, Zizi learned that the Grass God was imprisoned by the Xumi Order. He instigated the neighboring Thunder God to rush to Xumi overnight, and with a single blow of his Wuxiang sword, he annihilated the Order, causing chaos throughout Xumi.

Zizi: Hiding his merits and fame.

One day, Zizi returned mysteriously: "Dad, I have something good for you,"

he said, pulling out two Hearts of God from his bosom.

Zhongli: "..."

Zizi: "Dad, when I get the remaining four, we'll take down Sky Island and become the masters!"

Zhongli, who only wanted to retire and relax, said: "Good boy, thank you."

His sweet little cotton jacket seemed to have been shoddily finished, leaking air.

Zhongli began to suspect that the law of nature had sent a spy to torture him because he was too idle.

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Until later, the law of nature wanted to erase Zizi's existence.

So, led by Zhongli, everyone from the immortals of Liyue to the gods of Teyvat raised the banner of rebellion against the law of nature.

Zhongli: Anyone who dares to touch his daughter will bear his wrath.

Luke came to the Marvel world and activated the immortal cultivation system. He thought that the sea was wide enough for fish to leap and the sky was high enough for birds to fly.

However, his journey to success is different from others. He reaps fortune by planting seeds, investing in the protagonist, and completing missions to earn rewards.

However, he himself knew nothing about it.

Until, when I achieved the status of a celestial being, everything around me changed. It turned out that this was the official beginning...

[Villain + No female lead + American comics + Cool writing + Decisive killing + Fast updates! ]

My name is Ryan and my father is from the motherland.

I also have an "evil looting system" - as long as you kill the opponent, you can get everything from him!

The Invisible Man, the Starlight, the Deep Sea... I accept your power.

The entire American comic world of Black Robe, Marvel, and DC will be dominated by me.

They called me a monster, they called me a devil, they called me the ultimate terror that ever walked the earth!

Even my scumbag father, Homelander, trembled and said that I was too evil!

As soon as he opened his eyes, Yin Hong traveled through time and became the second prince of King Zhou of Shang in the world of Fengshen.

The world of Fengshen is full of pitfalls. In this life, little Yin Hong decided to cling to the thigh of the Chanjiao.

Unexpectedly, the tyrant King Zhou could hear his voice.

"My king is benevolent and righteous, and the four seas are peaceful. The national strength is growing day by day. Can I be regarded as a wise king?"

[It's so funny. This tyrant, who indulges in wine and meat, kills loyal ministers, and dares to brag that he is a wise king. ]

King Zhou: "???"

"The North Sea rebelled, and this rebellious son also said that I am a tyrant. It seems that I have to go to the Nuwa Temple to burn incense and pray for blessings."

[It's over. The tyrant's nature is about to be exposed, and the Shang Dynasty will embark on the road to destruction from now on. ]

King Zhou: "Forget it, my king will eat vegetarian food and chant Buddha from now on, not drink alcohol, and stay away from women."

Nuwa: "???"

Jie Yin, Zhunti: "!!!" Did this guy get the wrong script?

Once he traveled through time, he became a dead warrior controlled by others and his life was worthless. Fortunately, Su Mu found that every time he mastered a martial art, he could continuously improve his understanding, and his understanding had no upper limit! [Ordinary] → [Hidden Dragon in the Abyss] → [Born Sage] → [Supreme Understanding]. Su Mu rose from obscurity, and he wanted to surpass the ancient sages step by step and become the demon that has never existed in the ages!

First of all, my surname is Uchiha. Hmm... and inside my body is a sealed Sukuna.

Not once did I try to reconcile with Sukuna. Once I confirmed he couldn’t break the seal, I began to ruthlessly exploit him.

With my Mangekyō and Domain Expansion unleashed, the strongest Bloodline Elimination in history was born—

—— Slashing Release!

Without the slightest hesitation, knowing that my acting wouldn’t fool the Third Hokage and others, I fully displayed my true Uchiha nature from beginning to end.

There was no betrayal, and absolutely no clan massacre.

We, the Uchiha clan, will rebuild Konoha from the ashes!

(Not having watched Jujutsu Kaisen is fine—this just borrows some character settings, with some creative liberties. But if you haven’t watched Naruto… why are you even here?)

[Naruto cool story ➕ bloodline, forbidden technique collector ➕ blood limit collector ➕ not single female ➕ fusion ➕ invincible]

Magic Hand! Can it replicate the ninjutsu, taijutsu, bloodline, bloodline limit, and other materials of the person shaking hands?

The Ocean of Derivative Calculations - Analyze and integrate materials to derive results that are more suitable for you?

Hehehe! I think I've found my own way of ninja!

Sharingan? Here you go!

Roll your eyes? Here you go!

Bloodline Genkai? Bring it to me too!

Tsukuyomi? It's just the material I fuse to enhance my illusions!

Who said Susanoo couldn't use swordsmanship flexibly?

Yin Seal, Hundred Heroes Technique...

It turns out that longevity is also a kind of ninjutsu!

"My name is Baichuan Yeming, the Baichuan that embraces all rivers!"