Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.
This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!
From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:
"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"
"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"
"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."
"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."
"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"
"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"
"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."
The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:
"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"
"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"
"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"
In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"
Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——
A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.
Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...
He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.
Bai Luo traveled through a world where spiritual energy was revived, and became a born useless person with a lot of wealth and billions.
Just when he was at a loss as to how to survive in this world, a prompt told him that he had joined the chat group of all worlds.
[Bai Luo, One Person, Sun Girl, Uchiha Kenji, and Pikachu have joined the chat group]
Old Heavenly Master? Dilena? Divine power can hardly hide tears?
Looking at the young Obito in the group, Bai Luo couldn't help but send the plot of "Kamiu Can't Hide His Tears".
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Old Taoist Priest: Am I already invincible in this era?
Reina: Administrator, please change my name first!
Uchiha Obito (childhood): I want to become Hokage! Stop everything!
Pikachu: Pika, Pika Pika!
Looking at everyone in the group, Bai Luo sighed that his journey to becoming stronger was finally about to begin.
In the interstellar age, garbage worker Ye Chui accidentally obtained the Eye of Time and Space, and gained the wonderful ability to peek into the future. He can see the infinite possibilities of the future and choose the best option from them. From then on, he embarked on the road to becoming a starry sky god step by step.
The desperate situation of hell where one is on the verge of death is like his own back garden where he can come and go freely.
A gifted cultivator, he could predict ten ways of killing instantly.
The invincible god of war in the starry sky, started out as a small garbage collector...
Wu Ya was reborn as a raven, hoping to follow the flock and explore the vast landscapes. However, a sudden change occurred, and mutant creatures descended upon Earth, altering the food chain with their unique abilities. Fortunately, Wu Ya could grow stronger through hunting, increasing his own strength and leading the raven flock in battle. Killing stick insects enhanced his stealth. Killing young ospreys increased his attack power. Encircling owls improved his night vision. Through relentless hunting, Wu Ya led the raven flock to continue its dominance of the skies.
Su Ze traveled through time and became the fifth Wallfacer! The Three-Body Fleet has set off, and human civilization is in danger... But Su Ze is not panicking at all, because he has also obtained the ACP summoning system! The more people believe in the existence of ACP, the more he can summon the contained objects and obtain their characteristics! In order to save the world, Su Ze announced the existence of ACP in the name of the Wallfacer to the world! Peanut, 096, and the old man were summoned one after another... When the Three-Body Fleet came to Earth, they felt the terror of another civilization for the first time! ... Su Ze: Water drop? Irrational root? Two-dimensional foil attack? If I take out the Supreme God
Traveling through the era of spiritual energy revival in another world, a universe appeared in the palm of your hand. You control the universe in your palm and set off a storm in the era of spiritual energy revival.
In the palm of his hand, looking at the galaxy clusters stretching for billions of light years, he opened his hands, and countless world-destroying divine thunders, forces of disaster, forces of cause and effect, and heavenly punishments descended.
After a moment, the front turned into nothingness.
"One day, I will control all the rules of this cosmic sea and become the controller of these 129,600 universes." Yuan Yi said in his heart.
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[The Coolest Sign-In Post + Invincibility + Hilariousness + Iron Armor + System] Chu Tian accidentally traveled to the Blue Planet, where Qi had awakened, and was forced into marriage by a divinely beautiful woman. From a worthless F-rank Zhenwu talent, he transformed into an SSSSS-rank peerless genius, equipped with the most powerful Iron Armor. I, Chu Tian, am the Tianlong Emperor of China. This title makes the Gods Alliance, the Iron Warrior Bureau, and the Church tremble... and grovel in submission!
One day, a massive National Destiny Game descends upon the myriad realms. Thousands of planes and billions of races are forced to participate! The winners, across nations, races, and even entire planets, receive immense gifts and rewards! Losers face natural disasters, or even the annihilation of their entire race! One day, Jing Liu is unexpectedly chosen to participate in the National Destiny Game, becoming a chosen contestant! His teammate in the first game is his own disciple, Yan Qing! Both are bound to the Chinese National Destiny of Blue Planet, embarking on this National Destiny dungeon journey! Within the livestream, there are cries of grief. What right do a blind woman and a child have to tackle the National Destiny dungeon? Everyone is skeptical until they reveal their true strength... "The Flame Demon Emperor? Nothing more than a burning stone." Jing Liu calmly raises his hand, condensing frost into a giant sword. With one slash, all is annihilated!
"Shocking! First graders in primary schools across the four provinces of Shanhe are now being given out the 'Introduction to Qi Refining'!"
"Overnight, countless Chinese people rushed to practice Ba Duan Jin?"
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After waking up, the version has been updated and Blue Star has officially entered the spiritual era.
Looking at the overwhelming news on TV, Lu Xun couldn't help but blink.
Are you familiar with this news?
Wait, this is official news!
Just when Lu Xun thought he could start practicing, another piece of news came out.
The data showed that the spiritual energy had just revived and was still too thin to support cultivation.
It is estimated that it will take another three hundred years for the spiritual energy to fully recover and for everyone to have the hope of becoming an immortal and pursuing immortality!
But how can I live to three hundred years later?
Lin Ming traveled to the world of Under One Person and became a cradle baby. At the beginning, he was abandoned in the wilderness when the sky collapsed, and then he awakened a heaven-defying system of enlightenment.
At the foot of Wudang Mountain, Taoist Master Yunlong accidentally discovered the abandoned baby Lin Ming. He realized that he was born with a Taoist spirit, so he accepted him as his disciple and named him Yunming. He became Wang Ye's junior apprentice.
From then on, Wudang Mountain gained a genius! Zhou Sheng: Compared with Yun Ming's ancient Qimen, Feng Hou Qimen is not even a magical skill!
Old Heavenly Master: I thought the Heavenly Master Mansion’s thunder magic was the best in the world, until I saw Yun Ming trigger the real thunder!
Ruan Feng: I thought the Liuku Immortal Thief's digestive system was invincible, but it turns out Yun Ming's appetite can actually swallow the sky and the earth!
Ma Xianhong: No! I refined my magic machine to create a Ruhua puppet, and you're upgrading to a mecha? Taoist Yunlong: Wudang has a disciple like Yunming, and Xuanwu will prosper! Xuanwu will prosper!
Yun Ming: Eight Wonders? I've mastered the highest level of immortality! Born in Wudang, Yun Ming has traveled extensively, learning the myriad supernatural powers of the alien world, and evolving them. He's used numerous immortal techniques to achieve immortality!