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From a young age, I was always involved in all sorts of strange and supernatural events, which caused me a lot of distress. Guided by a mysterious book, I traveled through time, and my supernatural constitution was also brought along, successfully sending everyone flying.
Upon transmigrating, I immediately engaged in a passionate battle with a cursed spirit.
Upon receiving the notification, Gojo Satoru rushed to the scene and saw a girl carrying a dense array of cursed spirits on her back, committing indecent acts against a cursed spirit lying on the ground, while the cursed spirit struggled weakly.
Gojo Satoru rarely fell into deep thought.
P.S.: This is a lighthearted, comedic story focusing on friendship and family. The female lead's romantic involvement is minimal, and it's an all-male romance. Warnings: The female lead will ship any pairing and is indiscriminate in her choice of characters. The setting is Gojo Satoru as the chosen one of the Cursed Rebirth world. He will save Natsuyuu. The story primarily focuses on the Cursed Rebirth, but other worlds will also appear.
The first volume is written in the first person, while the second volume and subsequent volumes are written in the third person. (It feels like there are more and more potential pitfalls T_T)
"Sword fanatic! When you become one with your sword, the sword is you, and it is naturally considered your Martial Soul. Welcome to the Body Sect! Let's awaken a second time!"
Ji Juechen stood there stunned for a moment, then said, "Okay."
After Dai Yueheng broke through to the Soul Saint realm, he also received an invitation from the Body Sect.
"Beast Martial Souls are also based on the physical body, so come to the Body Sect for a second awakening!"
...
Wang Teng, who was transported to the world of Dou Er by a dump truck, awakened his Brain Martial Soul and redefined what a true body is.
This time, Wang Teng wants to get the Body Sect back on track and back to the top of the continent before it goes astray!
Wang Teng: "The Martial Soul Eyes, paired with a level 9 fixed-equipment sniper rifle, make a good combination, right?"
Jing Hongchen: "A martial soul arm that can actually fire level nine fixed-position soul-guided cannon shells?!"
Poison Undying: "By enrolling in the Body Sect, you can enjoy the strongest teaching staff on the continent!"
Sun Moon Empire: We've already behaved, please let us go!
Due to an accidental death, Mulan transformed into Kiana Kaslana, only to wake up to find herself transported to the Teyvat continent. She now possesses a system called "Valkyrie Paradise," allowing her to accumulate crystals to exchange for chances to draw Valkyrie character cards. Aside from her initial Domain Armor: White Comet character card, she has no other powerful characters. To ensure her survival, she embarks on a daily journey of completing tasks and increasing character affinity to acquire crystals. However, these character affinity tasks seem rather strange. [Limited Task: Show the Lightning General (Shadow) true culinary skills and successfully teach them to cook using the Raiden Mei character card.] Looking at the Lightning General who nearly blew up the kitchen without a trace of remorse, and the Shadow standing to the side, bitterly chopping cabbage, and the gloating Yae no Miko, she falls into deep thought. It's time to show them the true Herrscher of Cooking! For crystals! Charge! Charge! Charge! One pot! Two bowls! One slice! Two halves! One vegetable dish! Two servings of rice!! Pots, pans, and utensils! Surrender to me!!
Di Xin traveled to the era of the Investiture of the Gods and became King Zhou, who immolated himself on the Star-Picking Tower!
Emperor Xin, who activated the Tyrant System, only wanted to be a tyrant step by step, earn a wave of tyranny points, and then punch through the Investiture of the Gods at the end.
But Di Xin couldn't understand it no matter what. He had followed the actions of King Zhou in the original story, so how did he become a wise ruler for all ages and the emperor of his time?
He wrote a poem for the Nuwa Palace, which pleased Nuwa, who then sent down three demons from Xuanyuan Tomb to protect his wealth and status; he found an excuse to kill the lords of the Eastern and Southern Garrisons, resulting in Ji Chang of Xiqi surrendering and imprisoning himself, and Chong Houhu, the Marquis of the North, offering his land; Zhang Guifang and Deng Jiugong even led troops to pacify the Eastern and Southern Garrisons, taking their territory as state property; he built a wine pool and meat forest, and the Seven Monsters of Meishan became the Seven Sages of the Western Garden...
In short, the more Di Xin acted, the stronger the Shang Dynasty became… By the time the Investiture of the Gods truly began, the governor of any prefecture in the Shang Dynasty would have enough soldiers and cultivators to destroy Xiqi!
Lao Tzu and Yuanshi Tianzun: "Please, just be a tyrant. We'll grant you divine status in your physical body and make you the Great Emperor of the Central Heaven, isn't that enough?"
Zi Shou: "Um... Venerable One, just as you were speaking, Huang Feihu had already led his army to destroy Xiqi..."
The story is now complete, so please enjoy it without worry. My new book is titled "Nobody's Better at Showing Off in Public." He came from the primordial era, bearing the destiny of humanity. He has countless disciples and together they nurtured twelve emperors for the human race. *sobs* After raising so many boys, now I need my female disciples to scrub my back! [cabinet emoji]
[Mortal Flow][No System] This story differs from traditional Xianxia (fantasy/martial arts) writing styles. If you dislike this, please do not read.
That year, a seven-year-old boy took his younger sister into the world of cultivation, and then, everyone who cultivated went mad!
When you embark on your journey to cultivate immortality, your talent, the treasures you possess, and the opportunities you have are all irrelevant. But you must remember, there is one person you absolutely cannot provoke.
Although this person is not a cultivator.
But his blade is faster than light, so fast that you don't even have time to mobilize your spiritual power.
His punches are heavier than the sky, heavy enough to stop the world from spinning with a single blow.
His mouth is even more vulgar than mine, so vulgar that it can make the scorching sun weep and the bright moon burn.
Who is he? He is a handsome young man who has no talent for cultivating immortality but practices martial arts in the world of cultivation.
Years later, a group of big shots in the cultivation world asked him, "Lin, handsome guy, why did you, a martial artist, have to go to the cultivation world?"
The boy replied with a grin, "I just don't have the talent for cultivating immortality, but I love playing around in the cultivation world. Everyone there is so talented, they speak so nicely, and they have all sorts of fancy special talents. Oh, I love it there."
The powerful cultivators collectively despaired: "You like it? You like that you wielded a sword and cleaved half the cultivation world in two?"
[Slice-of-life content + sweet romance + non-time-travel]
[Rating just released, will rise]
He accidentally entered the immortal sect and became the number one good-for-nothing, only to be crushed into dust by the prodigy and his childhood sweetheart right from the start?
Luo Shuang was chosen by the sect and was able to draw spiritual energy into her body in just one day. However, Lin Mo's spiritual energy disappeared as soon as it entered his body, and he became a useless person who could not cultivate in the eyes of others.
When everyone treated him like a joke, Lin Mo decisively turned his head, his face full of sincerity:
"Boss, is it too late to beg for forgiveness and apologize?"
Everyone thought he would fade into obscurity and become just another face in the crowd of geniuses.
Only Luo Shuang, in those seemingly resigned eyes, read a hint of incongruous calm.
...
Years later, when Lin Mo stood on the sun and moon, his sword pointing to the heavens, the world finally realized—
It turns out that the real genius is never a favored daughter of heaven, but the guy next to her who always said he wanted to "cling to his coattails"!
Above the clouds and seas of the heavens, he embraced her, who had long since become an unparalleled empress, and pressed her down onto the cloud bed.
"Can I still cling to your leg tonight?"
(Completed, no romance, invincible, silly, face-slapping, mindless fun)
Qing Jiujiu, upon transmigrating, was immediately bound to an invincible system!
Before she knew it, she had crawled into her master's bed and was fast asleep.
Master: ? ? ?
The entire sect was in an uproar!
The eldest brother, the second brother, the third brother, the fourth brother... all 108 brothers were astonished!
Of all the beds, why did my junior sister have to sleep in Master's bed?
In an instant, they all knelt down and begged for mercy.
Just when everyone thought that Qing Jiujiu would definitely be expelled from the sect.
[Ding! Your cultivation level has increased by ten years!]
[Ding! Reward: Peerless Sword Technique!]
With a shout of "Sword, come!", Qing Jiujiu, holding a rattle drum, swung it backhand.
Zixia Peak collapsed, collapsed, collapsed...
The seemingly useless junior sister, who had been a disciple for a hundred years with zero cultivation, was actually the strongest in the sect!
Tomb raider Wang Lin obtained the "Supreme Martial God System" in a mysterious ancient tomb, believing he would finally reach the pinnacle of life! But alas, Earth has no spiritual energy! He's stuck begging despite his treasure trove! However, luckily, in an accident, he transmigrated to a world overflowing with spiritual energy, a world where martial arts reign supreme—the Tianyuan Continent! Possessing the body of a useless nobody, he embarks on an invincible path to supreme power! What, you have unparalleled talent? I have a system! What, you possess countless cultivation resources? I have a system! What, you're a member of the Tianyuan royal family? I have a system! What, you have a beautiful younger sister? Brother-in-law, let's have a good chat, hehe…
Su Yu transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a talent broadcaster.
Unexpectedly, on the way back to my hometown for the Chinese New Year, I accidentally activated a "listen to advice" system.
As long as he listens to advice, he can receive various system rewards.
So, at the suggestion of his enthusiastic followers, he started by setting off a firecracker to blow up a dog bowl.
As a result, they accidentally shot down a drone in the sky.
Seeing this, a fan in the live stream immediately commented, "The streamer is so good, why doesn't he create a missile to make a name for himself instead of staying here blowing up dog bowls?"
Soon, Su Yu, heeding advice, created the Qian Xuesen ballistic missile (skyrocket version), the three-stage propulsion separation system (skyrocket pulse version), and the pulse blast engine (skyrocket max version), shocking a group of fans.
The top-ranked viewer in the live stream suggested that since he was already involved in the aviation field, he should try painting instead.
Soon, color-changing ink, engraved templates, and 3D anti-counterfeiting technology also began to show results under Su Yu's research.
As brand-new US dollars successfully passed through the printing press, fans across the internet cried out, "Streamer, stop! The FBI is everywhere outside!"
The second-ranked brother suggested that if you want to rediscover the joys of childhood...
Soon, cardboard Gatling guns, fully automatic rifles, and origami RGPs that could fire were born!
Netizens commented: "From plastic to iron, from glue to welding, three prison meals a day. You provide the gunpowder, I provide the carbon, tomorrow you'll be at least eight and a half years old!"
...
Years later, when Su Yu, who has over a billion fans worldwide, was asked by a reporter how he managed to become a sensation across the internet and become the most popular streamer in just two years, he was met with a different response.
He replied modestly, "Listen to advice, and you'll eat your fill. Me, the anchor, I'm someone who listens to advice!"