[Funny] + [War] + [Mecha Wars] + [Politics] + [Fantasy]

(This is a political, military, science fiction, satirical, and comedic novel, drawing inspiration from classic works such as "Yes, Minister," "Yes, Prime Minister," "The Good Soldier Schweik," and "Catch-22," as well as political satires and military jokes from around the world.)

In the year 1923 of the Universal Calendar, a war of unprecedented magnitude erupted on a world called Ada. Soldiers from various nations, maneuvering giant mobile armor, slaughtered each other, leaving corpses strewn across the land...

In this war-torn era, Lieutenant Euan Hurst, who traveled from another world, was forced to voluntarily enlist in the army under the order of the Queen of the Histania Empire.

Although he had already prepared himself for the idea that "the world is a giant makeshift organization," he still encountered many unexpectedly bizarre characters, such as a quartermaster who caused shortages in everything he managed, a medical officer who sold soldiers' amputated limbs as organic fertilizer, and even a commander who forced his soldiers to run a half marathon in the middle of winter...

In addition, his ridiculous military career was also filled with various bizarre incidents, such as using burnt bread crumbs instead of coffee powder, deliberately writing the deaths of other soldiers in battle reports to withhold resettlement fees, and executing prisoners of war with poisoned potatoes when he could not find bullets.

When the war ended, a reporter interviewed the now successful Youen. When asked how the war had changed him, he smiled and said:

"I think the biggest change the war has had on me is that it has transformed me from a young man with some mental problems into a young man with a mental illness."

Wang Wenlong, who graduated from ancient literature, traveled to the Ming Dynasty and lived in the 27th year of Wanli. He could not write eight-part essays and did not know how to fight.

It happened to be the heyday of publishing in the Ming Dynasty, so Wang Wenlong had to copy books to make a living.

Unexpectedly, he became famous all over the world with his masterpieces: "The Scholars", "Dream of Red Mansions", "Illustrated Records of Maritime Countries"...

Eunuchs and officials wanted to recruit him, Donglin Party members praised him for his erudition, missionaries found that he knew more about the history of great voyages than Europeans, and Wang Wenlong unknowingly embarked on the steps of changing the times.

Upon waking up, modern military historian Ivan found himself the battalion commander of the Soviet Red Army in early 1941 - Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov.

In less than two months, the most brutal war in human history will be sweeping across the world, and his unit is at the forefront of the crushing German steel torrent.

Dong Yao travels back to the late Han Dynasty and studies under Li Yan, a sworn brother of Tong Yuan, for eighteen years.

Dong Zhuo entered the capital and wreaked havoc on the court.

Li Yan revealed Dong Yao's true identity: he was Dong Zhuo's eldest grandson.

Following his master's orders, Dong Yao and Zhao Yun joined the Eighteen-Route Alliance to fight against Dong Zhuo, and temporarily served under Han Fu.

"What?! This boy is actually Dong Zhuo's eldest grandson! Throw him out!"

"Dong Zhuo was a traitor, and his grandson is no better. Get out of here!"

"No matter how brave you are, you are still the grandson of a traitor. We will not kill you, but you will quickly go back to Dong Zhuo's side and let him come and die!"

Dong Yao left in anger, taking Zhao Yun to Hulao Pass to acknowledge his ancestors.

When the allied forces arrived at Hulao Pass, Dong Yao reappeared, like a god descending to earth, and no one could rival him!

Yuan Shao: I regret what I did that day, but it's too late.

Cao Cao: Dong Yao alone is worth a million soldiers; even Hulao Pass is difficult to enter.

Liu Bei: Dong Yao is a ruthless and ambitious man. With such a son around, there is no hope of restoring the Han Dynasty!

"Hahaha, you cowardly allies, you don't know the true hero Sun Zhen! All the beauties in the world and the official positions in the court, Yao'er can choose any of them!"

Deng Hong accidentally traveled back to the early Tang Dynasty and became friends with the fortune-teller Yuan Tiangang.

During the Battle of Hulao Pass, Deng Hong used elixirs to resolve the crisis of the Tang army, which earned him the appreciation of Li Shimin, who then appointed him as an official in the court.

He was a close friend of Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Gong, and Qin Qiong, and was highly valued by Emperor Taizong. He also led famous Tang generals such as Li Jing, Li Ji, and Su Dingfang to conquer the Turks in the north, defend against the Tubo in the west, and attack Goguryeo in the east, and was awarded the title of Duke of Deng for his merits.

He was also the imperial tutor of five emperors, namely Gaozong, Zhongzong, Ruizong, Xuanzong and Suzong, and was deeply trusted by successive Tang emperors.

During the Anshi Rebellion, he went into battle, beheaded An Lushan and killed Shi Siming with a sword, and suppressed the Anshi Rebellion that threatened the fate of the Tang Dynasty.

When Huang Chao rebelled, he ignored the general trend and tried his best to turn the tide.

He is a man cursed by fate and an old variable that has existed for three hundred years.

For countless years, he has repeatedly supported the Tang Dynasty. He worked hard for three hundred years, only because Emperor Taizong entrusted him with a task before his death.

"Deng Hong, help me keep an eye on Datang."

Traveled through time. The good news is that Joe, with his talent and hard work, successfully transformed from an ordinary worker into a successful businessman and inventor. The bad news is that the world war broke out, and even Joe, who is rich and powerful, has to go to the front to fight. Joe does not want to participate in this war that has nothing to do with him, and always wants to escape from this war that has nothing to do with him in various ways. However, in the process, medals and honors rained down on Joe. They called Joe the hero of the empire, the most dangerous man in the old world, the legendary commander, the first villain in Bunitania, the immortal old Joe, and the model of soldiers. Faced with all this, Joe had only one thought: "Huh?"

The Timur Empire fell apart, the Ottomans were struggling to expand, and the Europeans had opened up new routes, and decades had passed since Tumu Fortress. On the Iranian plateau, the former Persian Empire has long since turned into ashes. Now the Aries Dynasty and the relics of Timur have divided the plateau. Earlier, the Mongols, Turks and Saracens either conquered the entire plateau, or Divide the plateau from other regimes. But in the mountains of Azerbaijan, in an obscure town of Ardabil, an empire that would rule the entire Greater Persia and even more territories would be born here, playing its own music at the crossroads of the old world.

Standing in front of you now is:

The most noble Governor of the Republic of Corsica, the Protector of the First French Empire, and the founder of the Fourth Rome

Patron of the All-Mediterranean Trade Routes, Dissolver of the Holy Roman Empire, Guardian of the Rome-Jerusalem Two Holy Lands, Life-long Guardian of the Holy See

Professor of Sinology at the University of Munich, destroyer of the Prussian Iron Army, president of the French Academy of Sciences, founder and first speaker of the European Parliament

The man behind the French Revolution and a participant in the independence of the Thirteen Colonies

A close friend of the founding father of the United States, George Washington, a thorn in the side of Emperor Qianlong of the Qing Dynasty, and a rumored lover of Empress Catherine II.

The promoter of the steam revolution and the initiator of the electrical revolution, the father of modern railways, the founder of modern physics, the sponsor of Watt, the sponsor of Mozart, and the partner of Gauss, the prince of mathematics.

The inventor of the smallpox vaccine, the holder of 78 research patents, the world's richest man for half a century, and the leader of the times at the end of the 18th century, Mr. Laurence Bonaparte.

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Frederick the Great: "I once said that the only three monarchs in Europe who can be called wise and enlightened are me, Maria Theresa, and Carlo Emanuele. Now, I must mention the name of Laurence Bonaparte. Plus."

Catherine II: "I see the shadow of Peter the Great in him."

Ottoman Sultan Hamid I: "That man threatened me more than the Crusaders of all ages combined."

Emperor Qianlong: "If this son is not eliminated, our Qing Dynasty will be under the cloud of the restoration of the previous dynasty."

I, Zhu Yihai, the tenth-generation descendant of the glorious founding Emperor Taizu,

Even if I must climb islands to gnaw on sweet potatoes, or fight guerrilla wars across the seas,

I will never surrender to the Manchu barbarians!

I swear to resist the Qing to the death, to restore the Ming Dynasty,

and to revive the great civilization of Huaxia!

Let the sea be my fortress,

Let ships be my palace,

And the deck my imperial court.

As the sun sets and the waves roar, the ruler and his ministers confer,

On shattered reefs and desolate isles, the nobles and loyalists gather.

Drive out the Manchu invaders and restore China!

Let the Emperor of the Seas achieve his great legacy!

Now, standing before you is Peturab Rurik Kislivsky, the Supreme Tsar of all Kisliv, the Iron Tyrant of Olympia, the Primarch of the Steel Warriors of the Fourth Legion of Astartes… If, if, if Peturab had not descended upon Olympia, but instead arrived in a Russian-style world and began his conquest there, what would have happened?