(Urban imagination + male protagonist slapping face + system + hilarious, if you don’t laugh after reading chapter 30, I’ll give you a slap on the face!)

"Have you seen too many false advertisements? Now, they are all true!"

Zhou Yiming, 25 years old, is a migrant worker in Beijing with a monthly salary of 18,000 yuan and a debt of 110,000 yuan. He is bombarded with false advertisements such as "buy a house with 0 down payment", "win an iPhone for 1 yuan", and "beautiful anchors play games with you online" every day, and has suffered a mental breakdown.

Until one day, he smashed his phone in anger and accidentally activated the "False Advertisement Come True System" - from then on, all the deceptive ads, all! Come true!

"Buy a house with 0 down payment?" The black-hearted real estate agent moved into an unfinished building that has been standing for 30 years!

"Win an iPhone for 1 yuan?" 999 real phones were found in the fraud company's warehouse!

"Paying a large sum of money to have a child?" A group of scammers collectively experience the "pregnancy simulator"!

Even more outrageous is——

The system can also be upgraded! When Zhou Yiming discovered that "immortal cultivation advertisements," "interstellar battleship instant kills," and "two-dimensional foil clearances" could also become reality...

All the leeks in the universe started calling him dad!

I woke up from a hangover.

Lin Mu discovered that the world had changed.

The English teacher I had a crush on in high school was lying next to me.

He also has a lovely daughter who calls him "Dad".

The phone displays 2035.

He traveled to ten years in the future.

He became a CEO with a net worth of hundreds of billions.

He should have been a winner in life.

But they found pitfalls everywhere.

Wife's best friend, company executive, sister-in-law who is a doctor, and even...

Lin Mu was horrified to discover that ten years later, he had not only built a vast business empire, but was also a master of time management—one at home, one next door, one at the company, and one at the hospital!

When he tried to confess that he was actually Lin Mu from "ten years ago", everyone thought he had lost his mind.

Faced with this chaotic and complicated relationship, Lin Mu was on the verge of tears: "I'm just an innocent college student, why should I clean up the mess left by a scumbag from ten years later?"

Even more bizarrely, he discovered that there seemed to be more to it than met the eye—it turned out that...

Once they travel through a high-level martial arts world, others may be reborn or born with divine bodies.

And I, Lin Feng, have been practicing hard for ten years, but I am still a novice martial artist.

I thought I would live my whole life at the bottom of the base city until my wedding night—

[Ding! Detected that the host has completed legal marriage, the fertility and blessing system is officially activated! ]

[As long as you and your wife give birth to a child, you will receive supreme rewards and directly reach the myth level! ]

What? Giving birth to a child makes you stronger? This doesn't make sense!

[Wife successfully conceived]: Congratulations to the host, and reward him with the S-level attack technique "Nine-Layered Thunder Blade"!

[The eldest son is about to be born (bloodline: innate thunder spirit body)]: Reward the host with the god-level skill "Chaos Creation Strategy"!

[Second Daughter is About to Be Born (Bloodline: Taiyin Spirit)]: Reward...

[Third Son... (Bloodline: Spatial Dao Body)]: Reward...

[Fourth Son... (Bloodline: Ancient Sacred Body)]: ...

From then on, my daily practice became different.

While others are staying at home, I am accompanying my wife for her prenatal checkup.

While others were entering the restricted area, I was changing my child's diaper.

When the martial arts geniuses of the past were still worrying about breaking through to the planetary level, I was already carrying seven or eight children and traveling across the universe in my physical body.

"Lin Feng! How on earth do you practice?!"

I held my newborn, Little Nine, with a sincere look on my face:

"Don't ask, the answer is a harmonious family and many children bring happiness!"

The phenomenal variety show "Love In" has launched with great fanfare. Lin Xia was fortunately chosen by the directors to participate as an amateur. However, according to the contract, he was required to portray an unconventional character to highlight the excellence of the other guests. This included, but was not limited to, being a scoundrel, a low-brow, sarcastic, stingy, narcissistic, abstract, and annoying... In short, he was to play a supporting role, attracting negative attention. After the deal was completed, the production team promised to pay him one million yuan directly. The director said, "I know this might embarrass you, so you should consider accepting this contract..." Before the director could finish, Lin Xia signed the contract almost instantly: "Director, don't worry. What's the point of embarrassment? I can't just give up the money for the sake of face, right? Don't worry, as long as the money is in place, I'll even let you have a seizure on the show, not to mention abstractions!" The director smiled with satisfaction: "I've always thought you're capable, young man!" However, two days later, as the show premiered, the director was stunned by the sight of the young diva covered in cow dung. So, he asked, what? Lin Xia: ...I just wanted her to stay away from me, to avoid my online girlfriend misunderstanding me. Who knew she'd actually explode? Little Queen: So is it possible that I'm your online girlfriend? Lin Xia: ??? Director: ??? Everyone online: ??? Wait, this is a bit confusing, give me some time! …… ……

Like staying up late? Love eating Maoxuewang (stir-fried pork belly)? Don't eat garlic? Just because of this, you call me a vampire? System, don't be too ridiculous! Lin Ze woke up to find himself expelled from human status, becoming a vampire, and even awakening his control panel. He thought he was the only one in the world, but it wasn't until his good brother Cao Shuang sent him a link that he realized this world was anything but ordinary.

To sum it up first: I'm being hunted by lunatics, all because I'm too dedicated. My name is Qin Fang, a transmigrator with a "Life Role-Playing System." I can play the perfect partner for my mission targets. I use my acting skills to heal one "sick" pampered princess after another. When the system's mission ends, I decisively turn around, break up, take the money, and leave. The result… all my former mission targets have gone crazy! All you goddesses out there, I just want to make money and retire! I'm a professional stand-in, I don't care about feelings, thank you! When they discover each other's existence. When they realize that the affectionate, gentle, and loyal "he" was just a persona I created specifically for them… the whole world will witness the grandest battleground ever!

Lin Chen transmigrates to a parallel world in America and is forced to participate in the 14th season of the "Living Alone in the Wilderness" show. From an underdog street food vendor, he becomes a wilderness culinary master! Slippery moss, colorful poisonous mushrooms, and rotting, foul-smelling wood are transformed into tempting delicacies in his hands. Lichen and seaweed soup, stir-fried bonito flakes, crispy wood worms, tender beggar's chicken, oven-roasted duck, double-pepper rabbit, steamed eggs, crystal vegetable dumplings, pan-fried salmon… While other contestants are still gathering berries to stave off hunger, Lin Chen is already stuffed. He catches migrating salmon in the frigid Alaskan wilderness, hunts porcupines, snatches prey from the jaws of tundra wolves, and even creates a climax by using a hunting bow and kite to kill a black bear with exquisite skill! The show becomes an instant hit upon airing, with viewers praising this god-like figure from across the ocean…

As soon as he traveled to the world of the Korean entertainment girl group training game, Li Jing had to face the hell of insufficient company funds, group disbanding, and employee resignation. However, when he saw the four trainees in his company, Zhang Yuanying, An Yuzhen, Jin Qiutian and Jin Zhimin, and Liu Zhimin who joined later, he felt that all difficulties were nothing. "I just want to give these girls a stage." Many years later, when a reporter interviewed Li Jing, who was already known as the king of Korean entertainment, he looked at the Girls' Generation performing on the stage and said so. Ps: hy, there are many female protagonists.

Chen Feng traveled to a world where everyone worshipped martial arts and cultivating immortals. His previous life was a complete clown. He spent all his family wealth to help his girlfriend, the school beauty Tang Yurou, improve her cultivation. However, after Tang Yurou improved her cultivation, she cut off ties with him and caused damage to his tendons and veins, forcing him to wander in Qiongzhou.

After Chen Feng took over the body, he obtained the blessing of the "Martial Arts Krypton Life System", infusing his lifespan into martial arts techniques and obtaining corresponding skill upgrades. Lifespan can be obtained by plundering enemies.

He secretly vowed that in this life he would not only seek revenge, but also reach the pinnacle of martial arts cultivation!

"In my last life, I gave everything for love, but all I got in return was betrayal and death. In this life, I use the bones of countless thousands as steps, and the lifespans of my enemies to forge my path to martial arts godhood!"

Mu Xiaoxiao turned into Doraemon - the limited edition of the other world. He could get secret props by fulfilling girls' wishes. For the generous rewards of the system, he decided to take this job seriously. However, the heroines in this world are not normal. "Unrivaled power! Wealth that rivals a country! The power to control a country!" Mu Xiaoxiao said passionately, "Whatever you want, I can help you realize it!!" Sakurazawa Tomomi's big eyes flashed, "So amazing, can you really do anything?" "Go ahead, tell me your wish!" Mu Xiaoxiao folded his arms, full of prestige. "I feel a little uncomfortable with the swelling, Mu Jun, can you help me?" "..."