If you could live your life again, what position would you prefer to lie down and give up in the most comfortable way?
Lu Ming has been given a second chance at life. After spending half his life as a beast of burden, he now has a shortcut in front of him, and he vows to seize it.
He copied songs, books, and scripts without any psychological burden.
He doesn't have that kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder about moral purity or the bad habit of wanting to have it both ways.
He's just an ordinary person; he just wants to live an easier life.
If you don't steal or rob, why not?
When a guest is cooking, you play and sing "Ah Kei Kuli" (a popular Chinese song), making him never want to step into the kitchen again.
A guest sang a sweet love song on a dating reality show, and your rendition of "Who" went viral online.
When guests wanted to hear stories, they readily quoted from "Ghost Blows Out the Light."
The production team was promoting local culture and tourism, and you carried a speaker and played a hardcore song and dance routine into the venue.
Haters are criticizing you for not having any work, but the pop diva is stepping forward to invite you to write a song.
Haters say you tell bad stories, but an award-winning actor wants you to write a screenplay.
Haters said you lack variety show skills, so the show's director immediately announced that they had invited you to be the producer of a new program.
The viewers in the live stream finally understood: you're just going to pull off one new skill every day, right?
This isn't some obscure, unknown nobody; this is clearly a monstrous dragon capable of wreaking havoc.
Transmigrated into the Pokémon world as a poor, low-income household?
Summer Pond (Xia Chi) thinks it wouldn’t be so bad to just raise a few cute Pokémon and live a plain but happy life.
But what the heck is this suddenly awakened Hex System?!
[Magical Masked Meow]
[Equipment: Trinity Force] (+33% Physical Attack, Special Attack, Physical Defense, Special Defense, Speed, HP)
[Equipment: Ember Crown] (+70% Spellcasting Speed, +10% Extra Damage; Skills inflict Burn effect on targets)
[Synergy: Grass Type (6)] — At the start of battle, increases Physical Attack, Physical Defense, and HP by 1% per second, up to a max of 200%. When the limit is reached, summon the Tree of Life!
[Synergy: Dark Type (6)] — Defeating opponents lets you collect Fear Points, each...
Reporter: Principal Li, your school is just a private college—why do global elites all want to become honorary alumni?
Li Mobai: Because we have the world’s best university-affiliated hospital. If the Eastern King of Hell wants you dead by midnight, our hospital will keep you alive till dawn! If the Western Grim Reaper wants to claim your soul, he’ll have to get our permission first! Become an honorary alumnus and enjoy exclusive medical services!
Reporter: Principal Li, as the only university in the country with its own high-speed rail station, are you proud?
Li Mobai: What’s there to be proud of? We’re planning to build a university airport next year!
Reporter: Principal Li, rumor has it that Shanhé University’s affiliated companies employ 1.8 million people—is that true?
Li Mobai: Of course that’s false!
By chance, Qi Tian traveled to a new world and fell in love online with Leng Qingbai, a second-generation military officer from this world.
Having lived two lives, he knew very well that if he did nothing, he would never be able to have a happy ending with Leng Qingbai.
So Qi Tian resolutely agreed to the request of his family elders and embarked on a military career.
After joining the army, Qi Tian started from the training base, fought back all the way and became a legend!
Leng Qiangguo: Who says this son-in-law is bad? This son-in-law is amazing!
Qi Dafa: My son is just a little yellow-haired boy, why do we have to open a family tree for him?!
What's it like to have an absurdly powerful younger sister? Transmigrating to Earth, where martial arts flourish, Shen Yan starts with no innate talent, a crippled body, both parents dead, and a debt of 700,000. On the rooftop, Shen Yan looks at his parents from both his past and present lives, now all dead, and then at his pitiful little sister clinging to his clothes… Fine, he won't jump. "Shen Qingqiu, this is the seventh piece of clothing you've torn! Let go! If you don't let go, I'm really going to fall!!"
The young and promising Cheng Zhu saw a question online: "If you were given a chance to go back to the past and be reborn, would you want it?"
As the most arrogant person in the circle, Cheng Zhu looked at the thousands of comments in the comment area wanting to be reborn, and directly pretended to reply "No", and attached a screenshot of the bright balance in the bank card.
But the next moment...
He was reborn!
...
This book is also known as "Don't disappoint good girls, don't waste bad girls", "Who said I just want to make money, adults don't make choices", "The prodigal son has lost his head, how to reply", "I told you to have no women in your heart, but I didn't tell you to have no women around you", etc.
[Yao Yao, if it’s you, how would you go about dating a professional gamer?] Tong Yao... Read more [Yao Yao, if it’s you, how would you go about dating a professional gamer?]Tong Yao thought for a moment, before earnestly responding…[If it was me, I wouldn’t date a professional gamer. If I had that kind of patience, then I might as well use it to get into Tsinghua University or Beijing University.] Collapse Adapted to Drama, Beautiful Female Lead, Bickering Couple, Cold Love Interests, Cute Protagonist, Cute Story, e-Sports, Female Protagonist, Gamers, Handsome Male Lead, Heartwarming, Kind Love Interests, Modern Day, Playful Protagonist, Popular Love Interests, Slow Romance, Tsundere, Wealthy Characters Really good but you definitely need some knowledge of League of Legends for full enjoyment HASAGI!
[System + Entertainment Variety Shows + Ex-Wife + Celebrities]
Zhou Qilin, an obscure actor who had been struggling in the entertainment industry, was invited by the production team to participate in a live-streamed remarriage reality show called "Reunion with Lover".
Even more outrageous is that he's actually bound to an "Ex-Wife Reconciliation System"!
System prompt:
This system will assist the host in reconciling with his ex-wife, Wang Shuiyao.
But she was the woman he had supported for three years, who turned her back on him and dumped him after becoming an overnight sensation.
Zhou Qilin sneered: "Sorry, I don't want her anymore."
System: "The composite item has not been used. An elimination procedure will be executed!"
Zhou Qilin: "Then I'll just use it on someone else's ex."
As a result, the art style completely went astray:
Yang Mu: "Why can you always say what's on my mind?"
Ya Ya: "The song you sang, my ex-husband never sang it for me."
Zhao Xiaodao: "Did you dream about me?"
Ex-wife: "Are you crazy?! I'm your ex-wife!"
System crash scream:
[Warning! You've flirted with the wrong person again!]
The whole internet is going crazy for it!
Others come to reconcile, but he comes to... get someone else's ex trending on social media!
[All-out lordship + Undead scourge + Invincible sweep + No female lead]
Shen Chi transmigrates to the era of lords vying for supremacy among myriad races.
Starting with the weakest Undead talent and a useless barracks with an abandoned grave, everyone mocks you.
but……
[bite!]
[Your unclaimed grave has automatically evolved into an ancient battlefield]
What? The Undead Lord can only recruit fragile skeletons at the start?
Shen Chi: "Excuse me, I have an ancient battlefield."
—An ancient battlefield of gods, spanning nine hundred million miles, where countless races fell and even gods perished!
Now, this land without a master is entirely under my control!
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A weapon nobody wants? I'll take it!
A gold-grade rusted dagger, a diamond-grade bloodstained greatbow, a legendary longsword of annihilation, a mythical staff of the weeping goddess…
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The slumbering spirits of countless races? Recruit them directly!
Skeleton General, Ancient Dragon Corpse, Undead Titan, Skeleton Archangel, Necromancer Leviathan, Undead Jormungandr...
The recruited undead are becoming increasingly outrageous, even—
The Fallen Mermaid Emperor
Fallen Dragon Ancestor
Fallen Sword Immortal
Fallen Sun God
Shen Chi: As a lord of the undead, it's not unreasonable for him to recruit fallen gods, is it?
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An invasion from beyond the realm has occurred; the evil race has descended.
The demigod-level evil race viewed all living beings as ants: "There are no gods left in this world. We can conquer cities and territories and slaughter all races!"
However, when Shen Chi arrived, they were horrified!
Shen Chi sat upright in the Temple of Death, wielding the power of the underworld.
And beside him, there were gods who had long since fallen!
"I'm sorry, even the gods are just my servants."
[High-level martial arts + stat allocation + martial arts school league + conquering other worlds + invincible + no female lead]
"I crave worthy opponents..."
— Jiang Hao, founder of Haotian Martial Arts School, strongest senator on Blue Star, lord of calamities, king of all-heavens fish-frying, and god of chaos.
(Famous scenes have been collected)
[Ding! Congratulations, host, for instantly defeating a level one opponent! You have gained 1 point!]
[Ding! Congratulations, host, for instantly defeating a level 9 opponent! You have gained 3000 points!]
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have achieved one million instant kills and have obtained the Space Law!]
Jiang Hao, now in another world, withdrew his finger with satisfaction.
Gazing at the terrifying fluctuations that filled the entire starry sky in the distance, he revealed a benevolent smile.
"I will tear apart the sea of stars!"
"Panel, let me see your limits!"
Not as talented as others? Add some points!
You say I'm not good enough? Add some more points!
From then on, Jiang Hao embarked on the path of speed-tracking advanced martial arts.
While their peers were still diligently training and experiencing the hardships of martial arts.
Jiang Hao has made the final leap and completed the speedrun!
At the Global Newcomer Competition, the geniuses from all over the world looked blankly at Jiang Hao, who was sitting in the parliamentary seat.
"You're already a councilor, and you're still participating in the freshman competition?"