"Disciple, I have become your master!"

Li Yunshu looked up at his master who was ascending on the clouds.

"Master, we both ate Jianshouqing, so why can you ascend to heaven while I can only see the subtitles?"

A subtitle appears above everyone's head, which is the secret deep in their heart.

Li Yunshu originally wanted to turn a blind eye to these secrets and live his life peacefully.

But he never expected that he would contradict the empress at the very beginning.

Helplessly, he could only whisper in the empress's ear.

"Your Majesty, you don't want this to be known to others."

A jade pendant picked up by a swindler from a garbage station closely connects the most unfortunate Princess Xiao Sizi in the Tang Dynasty with Jin Yan, a useless and handsome young man who can't find a job in the new era.

The little princess is afraid of cold, so she has everything she needs, including thermal underwear, down jackets, hot water bottles, heat pads, electric blankets, and small suns.

The little princess thinks the summer is too hot, so she has everything she needs, including ice cream, fried yogurt, iced milk tea, fans, air conditioners, and iced happy water.

The little princess is greedy and wants all kinds of candies, cakes, fruits and delicacies.

Seeing a doctor, watching movies, eating delicious food, taking the subway, flying, and traveling, this is the wonderful life that a wealthy waste of money should enjoy.

There are always villains who want to harm me. His Majesty Li Er, who was said to have been beaten into a one-eyed dragon by a stick, is very unwilling to accept this...

[Abstract Three Kingdoms + Unofficial History within Unofficial History + Humorous Writing + Crazy Writing]

This is a Three Kingdoms continent with martial arts skills.

Guan Yu could pull out a ten-thousand-meter-long azure dragon.

Zhang Fei's battle roar deafened the entire arena.

Zhao Yun has unlimited stamina and is Liu Bei's favorite mount.

Liu Bei obtains the system and unlocks core technologies.

...

The immoral Liu Bei, the cowardly and cautious Guan Yu, and the soldier-loving Zhang Fei.

This threw the entire Three Kingdoms world into chaos.

When Guan Yu summoned a ten-thousand-meter-long azure dragon, soaring through the clouds and throwing explosives onto the ground.

When Zhuge Liang borrowed Dongfeng No. 1.

The feudal lords finally couldn't hold back any longer.

"Quickly, go and invite the great immortal Zuo Ci!!!"

[Non-fantastic article] [No system] [Ordinary people] [Can fight and survive] [Six thousand updates a day] [Elite troops route] Refining the strongest corpse puppet, trampling the most crazy immortal!

Chu Ye, a five-element waste of spiritual roots, suffered from contempt and lived in the world.

Until he got the ancient evil cultivation method "Nine Nether Corpse Emperor Sutra" because of the family heirloom jade.

Refining corpses as soldiers, controlling puppets into formations!

Those who bullied me in the past are now all corpse slaves under my feet!

When the immortal gates of the heavens besieged and came, Chu Ye sneered and waved his hand.

In an instant, millions of corpse puppets, evil spirits swallowed the sky!

Who said that waste spiritual roots can't become a master?

I use the corpse way to suppress the eternity!

Huang Sixi traveled through time to the late Ming Dynasty and accidentally gained the ability to devour martial arts. From then on, he embarked on a journey of collecting hundreds of unique martial arts.

The road ahead is long, but one must still be brave and draw the sword, lead thousands of troops to assassinate the Tartar chief, destroy the city and stronghold and kill all the bandits.

[Fanfiction System]

Su Lin transmigrates to the Seven Heroes Town in the world of martial arts and awakens the Carefree Storyteller System.

There are rewards for storytelling; the more popular you are, the richer the rewards. Thus, the carefree storyteller appeared in the martial arts world.

"One sword slays the dragon, two realms of yin and yang, three lives in harmony, four spirits blood array, five infant saint bones, six harmonies mirror, eight trigrams illusion, seven petals of infatuation and heartbreak. Eight fierce crimson flames and mysterious fire mirror."

Sitting in the corner, Li Canghai felt a surge of emotions.

[Abstract memes + no romantic pairing + hilarious and absurd story + ensemble cast]

With a deafening roar, Chun Jin died on the spot.

He died and then transmigrated into a book, and to make matters worse, he transmigrated into a character that everyone and even dogs dislike!

As the saying goes, a doting brother spoils his sister, and the unluckiest guy in the original novel, Chun Hanwen, is a dog—everyone should be marked in the past. But he's a true man, laughing at the joke, not the person. He spoils his sister by giving her whatever she wants, even the stars and the moon.

But this kind older brother was stabbed to death with a sword because the main characters wanted the elixir but he didn't give it to them. Not only that, his body was also hung in the sect for three days.

In the original story, Chun Jin's fate was even worse. She was tortured beyond recognition by the protagonist's group and left in the wild to fight with stray dogs for food. Her parents, who tried to seek justice, were killed by the protagonist's master with a single sword stroke. This whole family was truly unlucky!

Her face flushed instantly...

"Dear fellow immortals, I have finally had the honor of interviewing the Immortal Emperor Lu An, who reigns supreme and has ruled the world for eternity! Lord Immortal Emperor, I've heard your rise to prominence is truly legendary. Could you please share your journey with us?"

"One word, Gou!"

"My achievements are the result of careful and cautious practice, decisive risk avoidance, and quiet development. Just remember this: if you persevere to the end, you will have everything you need!"

Immortal Emperor Lu An, who had died 9999 times, waved his hand and said so.