This is pure madness, not a wish-fulfillment story 😜 Normal people should not read this!

The beginning was too restrained, but the end was completely unrestrained!!!

[Gacha mechanics + overused tropes + outrageous side effects + single female lead = a virtual journey of dancing a striptease on a knife's edge!]

The void tore apart the blue planet, and monsters roamed freely!

Lin Gou, a gambler who transmigrated from another world, is bound to the [Cheat Card Master System]!

Can you gain unparalleled power by drawing cards?

Sounds invincible?

—Until he discovered that each card had a more deadly [side effect]:

I drew the skill "Connecting and Transforming" at the start, but the side effect "Rat Tail Juice" almost poisoned the entire city!

Time stopped for ten seconds? The side effect was a collective three-hour amnesia; they forgot everything about the mission!

I drew the buff card [Void Affinity]! The side effect is that it makes all the ferocious monsters... fall madly in love with him?!

Lin Gou, clutching his backside, fled in a sorry state, yelling, "I'm never drawing cards again!"

Teammates went from despair to numbness:

"Brother Gou, please give us a heads-up! Is the side effect this time the ultimate social death or mental pollution? We need to write our wills in advance!"

Thus, amidst the despair of the apocalypse and the bizarre void war, the art style completely collapsed!

While others were engaged in heated battles, Lin Gou was diligently practicing "how to survive the side effects";

While others were meticulously planning their strategies, his tactics manual contained only three words.

"—Smash! Look! Run!"

When the Void Sovereign descends, the shadow of annihilation looms...

Lin Gou's hands trembled as he pulled out a card:

"I'll take the gamble! What if... I make Him fall in love with me too?!"

[Two male leads, raising children, saving the world, behind the scenes]

In the third year after Xia Youjie's defection, a child fell out of a spatial rift.

The child has a face that looks remarkably like Gojo Satoru, but with a pair of purple eyes that resemble his, he sweetly calls him "Mommy."

He thought it was a cruel joke played by fate, or a new provocation from his best friend.

Until the child casually wiped away the level one curse spirit, unconsciously purifying the deep-seated ailment of his soul, and muttered "bad brain flower" and "King of Curses" in his sleep...

Xia Youjie then realized that what he had picked up wasn't trouble, but a savior who could potentially overturn the entire world.

There are original characters; Itadori and his friends enrolled early.

This is a light novel about a middle-aged man who gets hit by a car and turns into a twelve-year-old girl. Then, he travels to another world, conquers the world, and makes the whole world bow down to his gothic skirt. His epic and passionate conquest—

I don't even believe this ridiculous synopsis.

Okay, it's actually a hilarious story about a pseudo-lolita with a middle-aged man's inner self, roaming around in another world, acting maliciously and cute, and saving the world in her shameless daily routine.

Finally, this book has nothing to do with traditional transformation novels. I'm just being cute under the guise of transformation...

Gen Xudou had no desire to join this farce called "Girl Band," and he had never promised anyone forever. But why do you always stubbornly believe you can pluck the stars from the sky, tear them apart, abandon their radiant light, and abandon the boundless universe to become a star that shines only for you? Even if gravity briefly captures a streaking comet, leaving a dazzling wake on the sky, it was only a fleeting chance occurrence. Now, that miraculous chance has ended. Toyokawa Shoko... I have no obligation to preserve the band you abandoned. Let [CryCHIC] become a thing of the past. Until that familiar yet different gravity binds me once again... Why can gravity be divided into two? Wait, I can't be the spiritual pillar, soulmate, de facto leader, the sun that warms everyone, the moon that soothes everyone, the best manager, and the worst betrayer of two bands at the same time. Even stars, caught in the gravity of two black holes, will be torn apart and eventually consumed. [Crychic＆mujica＆mygo, some changes to the original setting]

[Main curse chapter + time travel (?) + strong female lead + all-male plot + many personal settings + all characters survive]

The first closed beta test of the infrastructure-building strategy game "Curse of the Demons" has officially begun.

This game boasts the highest degree of freedom in history. Apart from the fact that the initial identity and talents are randomly drawn, everything from developing the player's power to winning over the desired character depends entirely on the player's own exploration.

Tsukimi Riri, an ultimate fan of raising simulation games, fell in love with the three adorable QQ characters on the screen after successfully securing a beta test qualification.

Tsukimi Rimi: (Clenches fist) Mom will definitely take good care of you.

[Ding! Congratulations! You have acquired the school "Tokyo Spellcasting Academy". Please manage it diligently, ensuring the students' physical and mental well-being and personal safety. We wish you a pleasant gaming experience.]

Looking at the dilapidated school, Tsukimi Rimi decided to improve the environment first, but then she came to her senses and looked...

How did my student defect?

How did my student get the mouse?

Later, by chance, she was transported into the game. Tsukimi Rimi vowed to change the ending, but the plot took an increasingly strange turn.

Gojo Satoru: Miki~ I love you the most!

Xia Youjie: Don't leave me, stay by my side.

Ieiri Glass: We're best friends, right?

Nanami Kento: Senior, how come you're not wary at all?

Haibara Yu: Can't you just praise me, senior?

Tsukimi Rimi: ?

Is this correct? Wasn't I pursuing a redemption path?

───

OOC warning! There is no fixed pairing in the main story (Shen Erge's relationship is more like a family relationship).

The female lead is the strongest, after all, she has to take care of a whole bunch of kids (not really).

Punch the old orange, kick the brain

I woke up in an unknown forest, and there was a beautiful girl who was unconscious beside me. What should I do? I'm waiting online, very urgent! It wasn't

until a blonde BBA jumped on my face that I realized where I was?

A paradise for beautiful girls? (×)

Fantasy Village Paradise Plan (√)

Wait? Why do they want to attack me? ! !

! ...

I accidentally discovered that I can travel through the world!

Oh, the second dimension, here I come!

'The first elf was actually me? '

'The witch who destroyed the world was vulnerable? '

'The nurse of the flying flower fairy? '

'The fourth of the three problem children? '

Everything, please pay attention to' Wenwen News, exclusive report. '

"Paparazzi Wen, stop right there, don't let me catch you, you will suffer the consequences."

Su Bai lowered his head and saw the shadow on the ground, and slowly turned his head.

"Well, listen to me, there is actually a reason for this... Believe me, believe me!"

[Single female lead][Cohabitation][School beauty][Mutual redemption][Healing][Strong aftereffects]

"I saw this place first, you can't cut in line, get down!"

Zhou Mo felt a slight headache.

"Let go, I won't jump anymore."

"Really? You're a dog if you're lying to me!"

"..."

Seeing her stubborn expression, Zhou Mo had no choice but to lower his head.

"Thank you, I've had a very happy day, really..."

I've never begged anyone before, but if there truly is a god, I beg you now, at this moment, please slow down time...

Just a little while...

Let me, in my humble state, indulge in a little luxury.

Please.

Unfortunately, there are no gods in this world.

Fortunately, she (he) was there.

This book is also known as: We agreed to commit suicide together, but how did we end up living together?

Zhang Yuan wakes up to find himself drenched in acid rain from the Warhammer 40K universe. Good news: he's been picked up by a grumbling, down-on-his-luck old merchant ronin who, in his drunken stupor, has changed the name of his family's "empire's strongest financial product"—the Merchant Ronin Agreement—to Zhang Yuan's! Bad news: the Orks are here, and the old man, to cover him, charges into the Orc horde with the "Last Laugh" pistol (the real "Last Laugh"), which has a 30% misfire rate. To save a little kid, Zhang Yuan swings a lightweight alloy door panel—as light as a takeout cooler lid—at the Orks. But to the Orks, it instantly transforms into a "giant sword radiating the holy light of the Second Brother!" The more the Orks fear him, the harder he swings, carving out the title of "Emperor's Chosen" and turning the hive into "Zhang Yuan's Pleasure House" with his worshippers. Until the new planetary governor, rubbing his hands together, packaged him and his two remaining disabled brothers as a "tithing special" and sent them to the Astronomical Army. Upon boarding, the female Inquisitor, who always assigned him "suicidal" missions, unexpectedly found his exposed trade agreement—it appeared to be stained with the Emperor's old nasal blood… no, the Holy Blood Seal! Now, the Inquisitor is frantically running to verify this "noble installment contract." If valid, Zhang Yuan, whom the governor had just thrown onto the battlefield like trash, might soon return to use the Longfellow family's interstellar treasury to buy the governor's golden toilet to use as a chamber pot. "If only I had stuffed in a couple more green toes when it was buy-one-get-two-free…"—a governor, slumped in the rain, was contemplating a cosmic-level financial blunder.

The world I traveled through was full of malice, why should I be a stepping stone for the protagonist?

Jiang Yinxi, who had died countless times, finally saw hope. He could get random skills by complaining.

[Hahaha, I can definitely go home this time]

[Stupid novel world, when I go back, I will castrate the author as soon as I get back]

For a happy and beautiful life in the future, and for the smooth development of the plot, Jiang Yinxi looked at the heroine who came to break off the engagement and confessed his love!

Heroine: I promise you!

Jiang Yinxi: There is something wrong with this heroine, go back to the game, bastard!

This is a story about a person trapped in the world of a novel trying to stabilize the plot (not really)

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In a moment of distraction, Jing Su traveled through time and space to a world that he could never imagine.

"Commander, come and set off the fireworks together!"

"Hey, young man, how about this dress? You can't leave tonight~"

"Hmph, servant, you haven't come to see me for three days. If you don't come again, I will ignore you!"