Rocks, Roger, Kuja, Navy, No System, Human-Human Fruit

Introduction:

Lin Xia's dream is to have a comfortable environment and live a carefree life in the navy until retirement.

I leave work before the scheduled time every day, and I get ten days off a month. Life is so carefree.

...

But the Navy Headquarters actually banished Rocks to the West Blue, along with Edward Newgate, Shiki, Charlotte Linlin...

These notorious pirates have all arrived in the West Sea, and Lin Xia's carefree days are over. He roared, "My vacation is gone!"

...

Lin Xia set off for the Navy Headquarters and rushed straight into the Admiral's office.

Lieutenant General Garp laughed heartily: "So you've finally decided to come out of the West Sea?"

Sengoku Vice Admiral's eyes gleamed: "The purge plan can begin. Shall we start with Shiki, or..."

Lin Xia smiled and pointed to the Void Throne of the Holy Land:

"I'm just here to apply for leave. If it's not approved..."

"Then..."

"Take that thing apart."

The Steel-Boned Sky Marshal suddenly stood up and slammed his hands on the table:

"You actually want to demolish Mary Geoise, the home of the Celestial Dragons, descendants of gods!?"

He never imagined that Lin Xia would either not show up at all, or if he did, he would cause such a huge stir!

He actually dares to say he'll tear down the throne—what makes him think he could possibly do it!

Steel Bone clenched his teeth and roared, word by word:

"You just want to take a vacation, right? I approve!"

My name is Kira Nanami, I'm 33 years old, a graduate of Tokyo Jujutsu High School, and single. I currently work for a regular company and exorcise eight curses every day before going home. I don't smoke, and I only drink a little alcohol. Before bed, I always drink a glass of warm milk, then do 20 minutes of stretching exercises, and fall asleep immediately. I never leave stress and fatigue for the next day; even Sukuna says I'm perfectly normal. I go to bed at 11 PM and get a full eight hours of sleep every night. Anything that affects my sleep quality is my enemy. Therefore, overtime is bullshit. Book club: 61 [Kill the Pigeon]

To raise money for her sister's surgery, Lin Mo found a summer job as a cleaner with a daily wage of 100,000 yuan.

I thought it was a scam, but on my first day at work, I was taken to [Zone 0 - Land of Fallen Gods]!

As he cautiously wiped the dust off the "Demon-Suppressing Stele"...

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for completing your daily task! Reward: 'Undying Divine Demon Body'!]

When he swept the "trash" from the battlefield of gods and demons into the trash can...

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for completing the weekly mission! Reward: Divine Martial Art 'Great Wilderness Imprisoning Heaven Finger'!]

From then on, Lin Mo embarked on an invincible path of "cleaning up" for gods and demons.

A martial arts prodigy: "A mere cleaner, how dare you speak to me?" Lin Mo slapped him away with a backhand slap, using the palm technique he had just mastered while mopping the floor.

A powerful Martial King was passing through the restricted area when he sensed the lingering dragon aura emanating from Lin Mo. Terrified, he immediately knelt down and said, "Senior, this junior had no intention of offending you!"

Lin Mo: "??? I just polished the dragon bone!"

When the forbidden zone erupted in chaos, the world was on the brink of destruction, and everyone was in despair, Lin Mo walked out carrying a broom, frowning and saying, "You've made such a mess, we'll have to work overtime again!"

Programmer Li Xiang, carrying a super server, transmigrated to the world of cultivation. Forced by circumstances, he opened a "Celestial Internet Cafe" at the foot of a sect's mountain. From then on, the atmosphere drastically changed: sword cultivators became obsessed with *Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice* to hone their reaction speed, alchemists used *The Medicine God Simulator* to deduce pill formulas, and the ancestors nearly fought over a pentakill in *Celestial Glory*. When extraterrestrial demons invaded and the celestial alliance was routed, Li Xiang silently reconnected the internet cable: "Don't panic, it's time to show them what a DDoS attack and dimensional reduction strike are like."

My new book, *I Accidentally Became the Enemy of the Entire Server*, is now open for publication! Please support me! The original title was *Sorry, I'm Weak*. Yao Yue, a 21st-century lazybones who'd rather lie down than sit, bows her head before a group of interstellar humans who have evolved 2000 years ago. "Sorry, I'm really weak, I couldn't even pass the 800-meter test!" (The above is the previous title and synopsis.) New version: Yao Yue accidentally slips through a sewer and ends up in interstellar space, covered in vegetable leaves. What should she do as a slum girl unprotected by law? Yao Yue tells you, don't worry, we can play games to earn money and level up our citizenship. What if the general evolution of humans in the interstellar era is too strong? Yao Yue tells you, don't worry, if our strength isn't enough, we'll make up for it with luck! Specifically, does having full luck count? Does a 100% hit rate count? Does completing a Heavenly General quest count? In the game, does having brothers, sisters, and boyfriends count?

【Good pregnancy + cool article + 80s + group love】

Hailed as a genius from a family of modern Chinese medicine, Chen Zhiyi was reborn as the "poor little thing" of the same name in the 1980s after a plane crash.

The poor little girl, just six years old, was disliked by her son-centric family (except her mother) from the moment she was born. She and her mother had the lowest status in the family, and they were pale and thin, severely malnourished, adding to old wounds. Her scumbag father hooked up with a city woman and wanted to take her scumbag brother to enjoy the good life. He threatened her mother to divorce him, and if she didn't, he would beat her up.

Chen Zhiyi (angry): Isn't this just like keeping a bastard man for the New Year?!

They divorced and kicked the scumbag father and son out of the house.

On the day when the scumbag father's old lover drove from the city to pick them up, the mother unexpectedly discovered that the man traveling with them was her first love Zhou Zhenjiang!

When Zhou Zhenjiang was young, he went to the countryside and fell in love with his mother, but the elders of the Zhou family disagreed and put pressure on the star-crossed couple, forcing them to separate.

Ten years later, Zhou Zhenjiang came to accompany his sister on behalf of his good friend. He learned that his first love had suffered so much. They each had their own difficulties back then, and the two who happened to be single rekindled their old love.

The new father was a military district leader and took them to the military district compound in the city to enjoy a good life.

…

The entire compound looked down upon Zhou Zhenjiang for marrying a country woman with a child.

Who knew: Zhou Zhenjiang's wife is pregnant! What? Twins! Isn't he extinct?

The burden he brought along was not only the top scorer in the middle school entrance exam, but also the top scorer in the college entrance exam! What? He got into a key medical university! And he also took the most promising kid from the Gu family?!

Later, everyone said that the Zhou family had two golden phoenixes, and they were full of blessings.

[Comedy + Main Storyline + Time Travel + System + Slice of Life]

The combat system is designed to closely resemble the storyline.

"What did you bring me here for?"

Fang Lin transmigrated to the desolate zone and awakened a system that allowed him to strengthen and subdue individual skeletons.

He met the three starter families and Rin, and was later judged by Fairy to be a rational individual with the body.

As both a rope maker and his agent, no one can earn a single penny from him.

Fang Lin meets the legendary rope craftswoman Ling and completes the main storyline together with her, while secretly increasing the intensity of the plot using his own abilities.

System Abilities: Subdue Yi Hai as subordinates, enhance the attributes and abilities of Yi Hai's subordinates, corrupt characters and items to turn them into Yi Hai, and also have the ability to manipulate spatial rifts and know the exit of the void.

Fang Lin felt as if he were back home in the hollow.

All the abilities the system granted were related to the Void and the Corpse, which made Fang Lin suspect that the system wanted him to...

After being transported to the world of Genshin Impact, Han Feng obtained a god-level comic book store system.

You can receive exclusive rewards by hosting a certain number of guests.

Thanks to the comics about past lives provided by the system, the shop quickly became popular throughout Teyvat!

Wendy: "Hey, when am I going to get the Gourmet Tablecloth?! I'm so broke I can't even afford to eat!"

Zhongli: "Boss, these Ultraman comics are really interesting. I'll build an Ultraman statue in Liyue later!"

Ningguang: "With the Peace Star, my Jade Pavilion can finally cover the seven kingdoms!"

Klee: "Jix's bombs are amazing! It's so much fun blasting fish!"

Yingmei: "The comics in the shop are so good, I don't even want to go see my brother anymore, what should I do?"

The original title of the book is "The Princess's Power is So Great that the Fish Pond Can't Hold Her Any More"

[Ancient Stories + Strategy + Group Favor + Transmigration + Favored Concubine + Palace Fighting + Cool Fiction + Heartthrob + System + Top Position]

Once she traveled through time, Liang Yue became the apple of the eye of the favorite concubine.

Three thousand concubines are not as glamorous as my mother, and the entire Great Xia treasury is not as rich as my uncle.

Backed by the Duke Dingguo's Mansion, he commands the Xiang family army of 700,000.

The most favored princess in the palace, the entire Daxia is under her control.

She originally just wanted to live a peaceful life, but all the countries along the border were bored and wanted to go to war.

Having an army of 700,000 is not just for training.

Fighting for the country and defending the country, the territory of Daxia expanded again and again.

She passed through a field of wild flowers without getting a single leaf on her.

These brilliant young generals, the heart...

[Fantasy premise + mastermind behind the scenes + the fourth catastrophe]

I was transported to a world of swords and magic. While others start with divine artifacts, I start with a dilapidated internet cafe.

Lin Che thought he was doomed, but unexpectedly activated the [Super Dimension Internet Cafe System]!

From that moment on, the art style of this world completely went astray!

What? A Templar Knight who had painstakingly cultivated his fighting spirit was beaten to a pulp by an unknown nobody who spent his days "suffering" in internet cafes?

"Sorry, I've died ten thousand times in Dark Souls. Your sword is too slow!"

What? The Empire's strongest mage force was routed by a group of orc warriors shouting "For the Horde!"

"Hey buddy, ever heard of World of Warcraft? Those who play tactics are all cunning!"

When the proud elf princess is hopelessly addicted to Stardew Valley, when the staid dwarf king becomes a construction maniac in Minecraft, when the strongest people across the continent are fighting tooth and nail for a single internet access spot...

As the sole GM, Lin Che sat in the boss's chair, holding the keyboard and mouse, calmly issuing world quests.

"The new dungeon, [Hell Dragon Extermination Battle], is now open! First kill reward: artifact; login fee doubled!"

"Warning! The Pope has been found to have exploited a bug and has been permanently banned!"

The old world's royalty, nobility, and church regarded him as the greatest heretic and wanted to get rid of him as soon as possible.

The common heroes and kings of the new world regard him as the only true god and are willing to offer their faith to him!

When magic meets machine gunners, when dragons meet apocalypse tanks, when everything in the game becomes reality.

I, Lin Che, consider internet cafes my divine kingdom, and gamers my believers; I am the sole true god who has ascended to a new world.