[Traditional sect + Xianxia + no system + multiple female protagonists + playing with memes + funny]
Wu Yong, a mediocre disciple of Yunhai Peak of the Evangelism Sect, discovered that his way of cultivating immortals seemed to be wrong after awakening his Yin-Yang eyes.
When others go down the mountain to do missions, they face all kinds of hardships, but when he goes down the mountain to do missions, he always meets his confidante;
While others flew with swords, he rode a calico cat as a mount and flew everywhere;
While others were exorcising demons, he received frequent invitations to dual cultivation from his master, senior sister, junior sister, fox sisters, female knights, female ghosts, and the drought demon.
The style of Xiuxian world gradually becomes weird:
Master Yu Ruyi: "My dear disciple, the evil spirit has entered my body. Take off your clothes quickly and help me expel the evil spirit."
Fellow disciple Liu Ruyue: "Fellow Daoist Wu, tonight do you want me to transform into the appearance of elder sister Liu Ruyan or the second sister Liu Rumei?"
Tushan sisters: "We have agreed that after tonight you will give us one third of the Tushan secret treasure!"
Hanba Gonggong: "Brother, I warm the bed better than the sisters!"
Ghost Shen Qian: "Husband, do you want to tell ghost stories or practice joy meditation tonight?"
The Shushan Sword Immortal used the Ten Thousand Swords to collect the swords of other Taoist friends and sold them at the Wanjin Chamber of Commerce, but was hunted down; the Demon Ancestor Luohou visited the Jiaofang Bureau every day; the heir of the Tianji Pavilion made money by arranging marriages; the Crown Prince of Dachu appeared to be a gentleman, but in fact he was cruel and cruel and practiced the evil black lotus technique...
Wu Yong: "Are you sure it's okay to cultivate immortality like this?!"
Signed up, first World Curse Returns, second Bungou Stray Dogs
(Curse Chapter: Dual Male Leads: Main CP Dog-Roller Thorn. (Student Road, Student Thorn) Thorn will appear later and some Bungou Stray Dog plot will be inserted) It's just time travel, no big deal.
Hiding one of his techniques, Musanji enrolled in Tokyo Jujutsu High School and became classmates with a certain divine child, a certain spirit manipulator, and Ieiri Shoko. He was originally the only classmate of a divine person, but later became the only teacher worthy of respect.
"The realm unfolds, the end of truth."
"Expand the domain, and reversal is the truth."
What?! When did you get a second spell?! And even if you did get a second spell, how could you open domains consecutively?!
Mu Sanlu: It's nothing, calm down.
Extra:
Five Summers: A Glance That Lasts a Lifetime (Main Text: Five Summers at the Higher Vocational College)
Xia Wu: I want to have a forever with you (Text from Classroom Enlightenment, by Master Jie)
Lu Wu: I remember your eyes, as bright as the sky / I like your unconditional favoritism (High School Group) (If the story restarts/continues)
Xia Lu: I'll walk the narrow bridge for you; you go and see the sunshine, to receive flowers and applause. (From "The Road of Defection," by Teacher Jie)
Second World IF Route: What if the protagonist had initially gone to the world of Bungo Stray Dogs?
The pairing is undecided; it could be either Dazai Osamu or Ranpo.
[Ten Thousand Worlds + Lords' Domination + Lords' Aura + Summoning Explosive Soldiers + Bloody Killing + Invincible and Violent]
In the era of the battlefield of all nations, Chen Xing obtained the peasant army which had no combat capability at all, which could be called the weakest army.
Fortunately, after entering the battlefield of all worlds, the lord's halo mutated into the lord of halo. Not only could he gain a halo effect every time he leveled up, but the halo effect was also amplified a hundredfold.
[Command Aura: Increase the attack power of all your units by a hundred times]
[Swiftness Aura: All your units' speed increases a hundredfold]
[Life Aura: The physical fitness of all your units increases a hundredfold]
[Strike Aura: The range of all your ranged units is increased tenfold]
[Spell Aura: All units' spell damage increases tenfold]
[Bloodsucking Aura: When all allied units attack, they will absorb 10 times the damage value]
【……】
Countless powerful halos made Chen Xing the pinnacle lord. When others were still developing, he was already invincible. When he walked out of the novice world, all races in the world trembled because of him.
"Why are his peasants so strong?"
"Are you crazy? You want to use peasants to fight angels?"
"Oh my god, the twelve-winged Seraphim was beaten to death by his peasants!!!"
With the blessing of countless halos, Chen Xing began to slaughter all races. Even the gods could only tremble under the effect of his powerful halo!
Jiang Chen was reborn and returned to [Gods], a game that can blend with reality.
This time, he chose the auxiliary profession - priest.
He found that his priest was different from others.
His blood-adding skill can be turned into a blood-reducing skill;
His blessing skill can be turned into a curse skill;
And when he used the resurrection skill...
The whole world exclaimed: "Are you crazy? You call this an auxiliary?"
Wen Chan, who had just retired from the Quick-Travel Villain Department, opened her eyes and found herself traveling again.
She remembered that when she was a villain, the system told her that after the mission was over, it would compensate her with various handsome men.
Ok, family, it’s finally her turn to have a sweet love!
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In the small town dungeon, players from all walks of life fight desperately with terrifying monsters just to get the key to pass the level from them.
Wen Chan hugged her trembling boyfriend and comforted him softly, "Don't be afraid, I will protect you."
In the cruise ship dungeon, players not only have to fight against sea monsters, but also have to prevent counterattacks from NPCs and players.
Wen Chan pulled her boyfriend, who was as soft as boneless, and whispered to him, "You must follow me closely, okay?"
In the ghost story copy, players from all walks of life abide by strange rules while exploring the truth and trying to escape.
Wen Chan went to watch the show with her timid boyfriend Gossip, "Remember not to play with this group of weird people, it makes you stupid just looking at them."
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While others are running for their lives, Wen Chan is looking for a partner.
While others were solving puzzles, Wen Chan was dating.
Player: "Are you crazy? Why are you dating the evil god again?"
Wen Chan's pupils were shocked: "Huh? Isn't this the welfare bureau given to me by the quick-travel system?"
Player: "Quick travel is a thing from hundreds of years ago. This is a horror game dungeon!"
Wen Chan: "..."
The "delicate" boyfriend behind her stretched out his dark tentacles and wrapped them around her waist: "Baby, I'm already clean, come and love me~"
Wen Chan: "I don't care! This is the benefit given to me!"
Players: “…”
This love-brained guy has a clear rate of 0, why is he still alive!
Yu Tadokoro travels to the world of gourmet food, lives with his sister, and makes a living by his cooking skills.
However, even though he had watched countless anime in his previous life, the dishes he made only had the "form" but no "soul".
No matter what I do, it always feels like something is missing.
This made it difficult for Yu Tansho to even pass the assessment for an intermediate chef.
At this moment, the 'chef system' awakens, and he can travel to various anime worlds at will and simulate the food in them infinitely.
From then on, Tanosho Yu took off and all the state banquet chefs were stunned!
"Are you crazy? You saw a real God of Cookery in anime?"
[Brain-stirring, simulation, refreshing, funny, hot-blooded and domineering, no emotional drama, decisive killing]
(Character of the protagonist: If you don’t have the strength, just hide, if you have the strength, kill!)
Lu Changsheng travels through another world and awakens the Great Dao simulator.
He found that as long as he recharges the simulation, he can continue to become stronger.
[At the age of 17, you travel through the small Yuanjie, and the world calls you the Martial Ancestor! ]
[At the age of 18, you enter the Three Thousand Dao Realms. ]
[Darkness is coming, the world is suffering, you defeat the Tiancheng Emperor, end the calamity of the era, and the world respects you as the Changsheng Tiandi! ]
[At the age of 19, you break into the fairyland. ]
[At the age of 20, you become the Immortal Emperor, sweeping away all enemies! ]
…………
On this day, Lu Changsheng revisited his old place, the Immortal Emperor went on tour, and all the worlds celebrated together.
"Haha, I finally became an immortal!"
The stone wall shattered with a loud bang, and an old friend from the mortal world broke through the barrier and came out. When he looked up and saw Lu Changsheng sitting on the dragon chariot, he was horrified and said: "Nimma, it's only been a short time, how come you have become an immortal emperor!??"
With a contract, Lin Qi became the sole master of "Hall of Valor" and gained the ability to travel through the heavens.
Every time he arrives at a new world, he will gain a top-level talent that is in harmony with the rules of that world.
[Demon Slayer]: You have obtained the talent [Transparent World·Extreme], and everything is visible in your eyes.
[Spell Return]: You have obtained the talent [Unlimited Spells], and you can manipulate space at will.
[Naruto]: He has acquired the talent [All-Seeing], which has chakra of all attributes and can instantly cast all kinds of ninjutsu.
When the world's activity reaches 30%, he can sign a heroic spirit contract with the powerful in this world and summon them to any world.
When the world's activity reaches 100%, he can anchor this world, turning it into his own backyard, and enter and exit it at will.
Lin Qi: "My goal is simple: to spread the glory of Valhalla to every world. All the powerful will be proud to be my Heroic Spirit!"
[Pseudo-D&D][Pseudo-Warhammer][Wizard][Magic][Steam][Dragon][Evil God][Abyss][Alchemy][Potion]
In this world of meshing gears, roaring steam, and the coexistence of magic and gunpowder: dwarves operate sophisticated alchemical equipment, giants wield steam-powered warhammers, dragons soar atop towering mountains, wizards shape the world's landscape, and gods sit in the heavens overlooking the world.
Karl must harness his divinity and master his steam-powered armor to take control of his destiny before the dragons roar and the interdimensional war arrives.
"Either burn through the plane with steam and magic! Or be crushed into dust by the clash of civilizations!"
What should I do if I come to the declining world of immortal cultivation but cannot cultivate immortality because I have no spiritual roots?
Zhang Wei: If you can't break through, use series connection. If you don't have enough resources, use parallel connection. Anyway, keep electrifying me!
What should I do if my family has no foundation in the world of immortal cultivation for the first time?
Zhang Wei: My fellow Taoist, my mealworms are absolutely clean and hygienic!
What should I do if I have no clue about the methods of alchemy, talismans, arrays, etc.?
Zhang Wei: Stop talking! Stop talking! Besides, my hairline is going to move back again!
Second Master, Second Master! The ancestor of the sickly sect of the Hehuan Sect next door is here again!
Zhang Wei: It's okay, she is addicted to immortality, I will just go and electrify her.
Many years later, when Zhang Wei finally broke through the pond of the five domains and saw a wider world, his expression suddenly became like a bereaved mother.
Zhang Wei: Alas, I came to the wrong place, and I still have to help the poor! What? You said you have oil? From now on, you are my half-brother!
ps: The author is not an electrical professional, so some settings are just for your reference, don't be too serious.