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This is an era where gods actually exist. Yes, this is... Greece! The gods wield their power with impunity, regardless of gender, as long as they are good-looking. This is Greece! In short... you must survive! Greek Survival Rules: First, remember who's boss here? The gods. Second, remember, don't speak ill of the gods, they can hear you. Third, remember the previous point, the gods are incredibly petty and will really retaliate against you. Fourth, remember, don't mention gods when praising others (bottom line). Fifth, don't get involved with pretty women. Sixth, don't get involved with goddesses. Seventh, don't get involved with pretty things. Eighth, stay away from heroes, especially demigods! Ninth, keep your promises. Tenth, respect children, the elderly, and young people who talk to you on the street, because they might be gods. Eleven, return borrowed items. Twelve, don't be greedy. Thirteen, don't become a hero. The pure white hope will eventually be released in Pandora's Box, the Holy Grail War.

这是一个神确实存在的时代，没错这里是……希腊！神肆意挥霍权利，只要好看男女不论。这就是希腊！总之……一定要活下去！希腊生存守则其一记住，这里谁才是大哥，是神其二记住，不要说神的坏话，他们听的见其三记住上一条，神超级小心眼，是真的会报复你其四记住赞美别人别带上神（下限）其五不要和好看的女人扯上关系其六不要和女神扯上关系其七不要和好看的东西扯上关系其八离英雄远一点，尤其是半神！其九要遵守承诺其十要尊重路边向你搭话的小孩，老人，青年因为他们有可能是某个神其十一借东西要还其十二不要贪心其十三不要成为英雄纯白的希望终将释放于潘多拉魔盒圣杯大战篇