第1章 神秘马娘，梦中穿越。（修）

A mysterious horse girl, a journey through time in a dream. (Revised)

[Fanfiction/Copywriting] + [Funny Daily Life] + [System] + [Stick and Become a Hundred] + [Horse Mint] + [Alternate Accounts]

[This is my first time writing, so please don't be too critical or harsh. I need to be polite.]

"My name is... no, it should be Yu Xuan Yi Jiu now..."

"As the saying goes, 'Guan Guan cry the ospreys, the one I long for is the gentleman who seeks me out (incorrect)'."

"Who is she? She must be the adorable horse girl."

"Wait, system, what did you say—I'm a horse girl too?" (Eyes darting around in panic)

"Are you kidding me?"

【=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪ ‧̣̥̇)】

"The world of horse racing is so competitive, how am I supposed to survive?"

"Deceive Ma Niang? Impossible! I'm not that kind of evil person!"

"I, Yu Xuan Yi Jiu, would rather jump off this cliff and starve to death outside than lie to any naive horse girl!"

...

Many years later

Yu Xuan Yi Jiu watched as more and more horse girls gathered...

"Please give me a chance to explain, okay?"

………………

"So you've deceived us for so long."

"It's alright, take your time...we'll wait..."

【Yu Xuan Yi Jiu, stop now, there are horse girls everywhere outside.】

[The number one fraudster, Yu Xuan Yi Jiu, has finally been caught.]

"Wait for me! I can fight again! Let me watch an ad to revive!"

………………

Yu Xuan Yi Jiu: "Your Majesty, would you like some more lemonade with honey?"

【同人二创】+【搞笑日常】+【系统】+【贴贴变百】+【马薄荷】+【马甲】
【新手文笔勿喜勿喷，还是要点儿面子的。】
“我叫……不对，现在应该叫羽炫依鸠……”
“正所谓——关关雎鸠，所谓伊人，君子逑学（不对）。”
“何为伊人，那肯定便是可可爱爱的马娘”
“等等，系统你说什么——我也是马娘？”（目光闪避慌张）
“开什么玩笑？”
【=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪ ‧̣̥̇)】
“赛马世界那么卷，你让我怎么活下？”
“欺骗马娘？不可能！我不是这种恶人！”
“我羽炫依鸠就是从这跳下去，饿死在外面也不会骗任何一个单纯马娘！”
……
多年后
羽炫依鸠看着越聚集越多的马娘……
“等等你们给我个机会解释一下，行吗？”
………………
“原来你欺骗了我们那么多”
“没事儿，你慢慢说……我们等着……”
【羽炫依鸠，收手吧，外面全是马娘。】
【终于第一欺诈犯——羽炫依鸠 落网了】
“等等我，我还能再战！让我看个广告复活！”
………………
羽炫依鸠“帝皇要不要再来点儿加蜂蜜的柠檬水？？”