Protagonist: "Hey, hey, hey, system, where's today's item?"

System: "Stop yelling, can't you see I'm trying to snatch it for you right now!"

My name is Liang Mo. I transmigrated into a cultivation world and got a one-of-a-kind random system. Truly random — it all depends on what the system can manage to snatch.

What’s this? A Succubus Physique from Orario? Damn it! Even Aunt Wang next door is looking at me weird—wait, I don’t even have neighbors!

And then there's the Rinnegan-colored contact lens… turns out it’s literally just a contact lens. No clue where the system even got it from—and I can’t turn it off!

Of course, it’s not all junk. For instance, the Holy Spirit Root—it supposedly snatched that from a top-tier genius in another cultivation world.

Su Qi thought at first.

It was a joy to be able to play the game he liked. It

was a joy to be bound by the system.

The two joys added together should be even more joy.

But why

did this system turn him into the heroine of its own game!

Damn it, I'm a boy, I don't want to be the heroine of that kind of unspeakable game!

Tony Stark, you don't even dare to be yourself in the fire, how dare you say you love Pepper Potts?

Ancient One, you still ask Dormammu for power?

Too outdated, come and try Fire Keeper Credit Co., Ltd.! Fire Lord Surtur, if you don't rebel now, when will you?

Overthrow the tyranny of Asgard, freedom belongs to the fire giant!

Megatron, do you know why you can't beat Optimus Prime?

Because the fire source in your body is too outdated, here, this sinful fire is for you, you're welcome!

Diablo, want the fire of chaos?

Sure, take the little girl Leia in your body in exchange!

The ordinary and relaxed daily life of the fire kings, the special edition of the earth version of the soul of love.

Although I am a non-combustible garbage, my wife is a fire keeper, what can you do to me?

Seeking the scriptures does not exist.

It is impossible to seek the scriptures in this life.

If you want me to seek the scriptures properly, there is no way.

Tang Xiaobai, who carries the negative energy system, travels through time and space to become Tang Sanzang.

He refuses to seek the scriptures, refuses to be a pawn, disrupts the three realms, and madly attacks the heavens.

All immortals, Buddhas, demons, and ghosts, all have to crawl around!

Traveling through the world of Journey to the West, becoming Tang Sanzang, activating the live broadcast suicide system, Xu Shu live broadcasted the journey to the West and did crazy suicide: beating up Sun Wukong, grilling Zhu Bajie, shitting the three realms, steaming the King of Inspiration, sawing off the horns of the Bull Demon King, recruiting the Six-Eared Macaque as his apprentice, sucking out all the spider silk, plucking all the Jade Rabbit hair, and stealing all the Buddhist scriptures from Lingshan... to burn as firewood.

"Oh my god, did the original author write it wrong? My Journey to the West is completely ruined!" "Why does this Tang Sanzang look like a bandit?" "The person above is more confident, he is a bandit!" The netizens who watched the live broadcast were all stunned!

Reborn in Hogwarts, I thought I was the protagonist, but I turned out to be Harry Potter's cousin?

Although I don't have magical talent, at least I can look directly at Dementors, my magic resistance is full, and my strength is so strong that bricks can fly.

Dudley is a miracle!

No suitable wand?

I think the street lamp in front of Ollivander's store is very handy!

Can't levitate?

Can't you float up by waving your wand to create a tornado?

The troll in the bathroom?

Finally, there is a qualified boxing opponent!

Harry couldn't help but hold his forehead: Is my cousin really not Hagrid's illegitimate son?

The five-star Death Eater general Voldemort also cried out: He punched my nose in!

"Name."

"Onino Takeshi."

"Occupation."

"Film director."

Takagi Shigeru raised his head and stared at the guy in front of him who looked more Yakuza than Yakuza.

It was hard to believe that the other party was the man praised by the media as "the genius famous director", "the savior of Japanese movies", "Mr. Billion Dollar", and "the emperor of movies".

The story starts with that violent man...

This book is also known as:

"About the fact that I made Conan a child star" and "Although he is a Yakuza, he chose a hot life"

[Journey to the West + Brain Hole + Sun Wukong + Big Scene + Invincible + Cool Article + Contrast]

After waking up, Sun Hao traveled to the Journey to the West and became Sun Wukong.

At this time, he was summoned by the Heavenly Court for the first time and served as the Horse Keeper. The Western Church wanted to use this opportunity to let him rebel against the Heavenly Court and promote the Journey to the West.

And he himself is the key figure in this Journey to the West. He has been in the calculations of the Western Church since birth.

At this time, he suddenly awakened a [Listen to Advice System], and he can get rewards as long as he listens to advice.

[Follow the advice of the Jade Emperor and serve as the Horse Keeper. Get a magic weapon upgrade card. ]

[Guard the Peach Garden and get an innate spiritual treasure; 2 million years of cultivation; a prehistoric love. ]

[Follow the advice and return the Dragon Palace treasure Golden Cudgel. Get Pangu Axe Handle. ]

[. . . . . . . . ]

All the immortals and Buddhas in the three realms wanted to see Sun Wukong make trouble in the Heavenly Palace. As a result, Sun Wukong changed from his former arrogant and rude self to a good and obedient god.

The key is that this guy is always playing bad and his cultivation is getting stronger day by day.

Tathagata: Inform the Jade Emperor and make it difficult for this monkey to rebel against the Heavenly Court.

Jade Emperor: My good brother!

Queen Mother of the West: Sun Wukong is my love tribulation?

Sanqing: This monkey and I are destined to be together.

One goddess took the water to drink.

Two goddesses scooped the water to drink.

Three goddesses scrambled for the water to drink.

Four goddesses...

Five goddesses...

"Fuck! Damn it! Don't come! There's really not a drop left!"

Looking at his empty refrigerator and lockers, with no embers in front of him, Hephaestus, the god of fire and forging, wanted to cry but had no tears. Since he extinguished the fire and traveled through time, his biggest worry was his relatives, sisters, aunts, aunts, grandmothers, etc., who often came to his temple to eat and drink, take things, and even refused to leave.

Especially as time went by, the number increased, not only relatives and friends, but also gods from other mythological worlds.

Wu Kong reincarnated into the world of Journey to the West and became Sun Wukong who had just been suppressed under the Five Finger Mountain.

Knowing that Journey to the West is a scam and a farce, why did he leave?

Absolutely not!

Buddha: Hundreds and hundreds of years have passed, why hasn’t that guy traveled west yet?

Jade Emperor: That monkey has become a saint!

Wu Kong: Journey to the West?

Swimming for fun!

Tony Stark, you don't even dare to be yourself in the fire, how dare you say you love Pepper Potts?

Ancient One, you still ask Dormammu for power?

Too outdated, come and try Fire Keeper Credit Co., Ltd.! Fire Lord Surtur, if you don't rebel now, when will you?

Overthrow the tyranny of Asgard, freedom belongs to the fire giant!

Megatron, do you know why you can't beat Optimus Prime?

Because the fire source in your body is too outdated, here, this sinful fire is for you, you're welcome!

Diablo, want the fire of chaos?

Sure, take the little girl Leia in your body in exchange!

The ordinary and relaxed daily life of the fire kings, the special edition of the earth version of the soul of love.

Although I am a non-combustible garbage, my wife is a fire keeper, what can you do to me?

Seeking the scriptures does not exist.

It is impossible to seek the scriptures in this life.

If you want me to seek the scriptures properly, there is no way.

Tang Xiaobai, who carries the negative energy system, travels through time and space to become Tang Sanzang.

He refuses to seek the scriptures, refuses to be a pawn, disrupts the three realms, and madly attacks the heavens.

All immortals, Buddhas, demons, and ghosts, all have to crawl around!

Traveling through the world of Journey to the West, becoming Tang Sanzang, activating the live broadcast suicide system, Xu Shu live broadcasted the journey to the West and did crazy suicide: beating up Sun Wukong, grilling Zhu Bajie, shitting the three realms, steaming the King of Inspiration, sawing off the horns of the Bull Demon King, recruiting the Six-Eared Macaque as his apprentice, sucking out all the spider silk, plucking all the Jade Rabbit hair, and stealing all the Buddhist scriptures from Lingshan... to burn as firewood.

"Oh my god, did the original author write it wrong? My Journey to the West is completely ruined!" "Why does this Tang Sanzang look like a bandit?" "The person above is more confident, he is a bandit!" The netizens who watched the live broadcast were all stunned!

He traveled through time and space to become a disciple of Bodhi Patriarch.

Because he was not good at cultivation, Bodhi Patriarch actually asked him to take Sun Wukong with him?

In order to change Sun Wukong's fate, Wang Yang had no choice but to let Sun Wukong be more stable.

After that, the style of Journey to the West changed.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea: "Jade Emperor, if this monkey doesn't come to the East China Sea, how can I give him treasures and the golden hoop? I can't do anything." Taibai Jinxing: "Jade Emperor, I asked him to come to the Heavenly Palace to be the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, but he refused to do it. He also said that he has no other hobbies and raising horses is suitable for him!" Tathagata: "How can I seal this Sun Wukong if he doesn't make a fuss? He made a fuss and sealed himself?" The powerful people who arranged the Journey to the West were dumbfounded...

Reborn in Hogwarts, I thought I was the protagonist, but I turned out to be Harry Potter's cousin?

Although I don't have magical talent, at least I can look directly at Dementors, my magic resistance is full, and my strength is so strong that bricks can fly.

Dudley is a miracle!

No suitable wand?

I think the street lamp in front of Ollivander's store is very handy!

Can't levitate?

Can't you float up by waving your wand to create a tornado?

The troll in the bathroom?

Finally, there is a qualified boxing opponent!

Harry couldn't help but hold his forehead: Is my cousin really not Hagrid's illegitimate son?

The five-star Death Eater general Voldemort also cried out: He punched my nose in!

[Journey to the West + Brain Hole + Sun Wukong + Big Scene + Invincible + Cool Article + Contrast]

After waking up, Sun Hao traveled to the Journey to the West and became Sun Wukong.

At this time, he was summoned by the Heavenly Court for the first time and served as the Horse Keeper. The Western Church wanted to use this opportunity to let him rebel against the Heavenly Court and promote the Journey to the West.

And he himself is the key figure in this Journey to the West. He has been in the calculations of the Western Church since birth.

At this time, he suddenly awakened a [Listen to Advice System], and he can get rewards as long as he listens to advice.

[Follow the advice of the Jade Emperor and serve as the Horse Keeper. Get a magic weapon upgrade card. ]

[Guard the Peach Garden and get an innate spiritual treasure; 2 million years of cultivation; a prehistoric love. ]

[Follow the advice and return the Dragon Palace treasure Golden Cudgel. Get Pangu Axe Handle. ]

[. . . . . . . . ]

All the immortals and Buddhas in the three realms wanted to see Sun Wukong make trouble in the Heavenly Palace. As a result, Sun Wukong changed from his former arrogant and rude self to a good and obedient god.

The key is that this guy is always playing bad and his cultivation is getting stronger day by day.

Tathagata: Inform the Jade Emperor and make it difficult for this monkey to rebel against the Heavenly Court.

Jade Emperor: My good brother!

Queen Mother of the West: Sun Wukong is my love tribulation?

Sanqing: This monkey and I are destined to be together.

One goddess took the water to drink.

Two goddesses scooped the water to drink.

Three goddesses scrambled for the water to drink.

Four goddesses...

Five goddesses...

"Fuck! Damn it! Don't come! There's really not a drop left!"

Looking at his empty refrigerator and lockers, with no embers in front of him, Hephaestus, the god of fire and forging, wanted to cry but had no tears. Since he extinguished the fire and traveled through time, his biggest worry was his relatives, sisters, aunts, aunts, grandmothers, etc., who often came to his temple to eat and drink, take things, and even refused to leave.

Especially as time went by, the number increased, not only relatives and friends, but also gods from other mythological worlds.

Wu Kong reincarnated into the world of Journey to the West and became Sun Wukong who had just been suppressed under the Five Finger Mountain.

Knowing that Journey to the West is a scam and a farce, why did he leave?

Absolutely not!

Buddha: Hundreds and hundreds of years have passed, why hasn’t that guy traveled west yet?

Jade Emperor: That monkey has become a saint!

Wu Kong: Journey to the West?

Swimming for fun!

At the beginning, you get the role-playing system, play as the Pirate King Luffy, and go to the tomb to live broadcast the adventure with Brother Zhang Qilin, shocking the world.

The role-playing system, the more you play, the stronger your strength will be, and it will be upgraded continuously.

Start with the second gear, and the fourth gear in two days!

If the role-playing degree is 100%, you can also get the devil fruit.

Get the frozen fruit and get the skills of Admiral Aokiji.

Traveling through time and becoming Sun Wukong, living in heaven, with the official position of Bimawen!

Knowing where the future lies, he resolutely refuses to rebel and be used by Buddhism, and now he raises horses in peace in heaven!

Awakening system, everything can return to its ancestral state!

The four sacred beasts are all in my stable.

Jade Emperor: "Great Sage, those people from the Buddhist sect are plotting against you. We in Heaven are here to help you!"