Absurd! Reincarnated as a newborn into a demon-infested world, and the counterattack system shows up 30 years early?!

【At age 30, you've endured countless hardships, achieved nothing, and live in utter loneliness. Reward: "Late Bloomer" (Innate Trait). Effect: The older your bones, the faster your cultivation.】

【Counterattack Mission: Defeat Grade-6 Return-to-Origin cultivator Chen Yuan within one year. Reward: Swordsmanship – Beginner Level】

One-year-old Chen Yi stared at the system panel, then looked at his chubby little arms and legs, and fell into deep thought.

“…What the hell?!”

“This trash system definitely showed up too early!”

“I’m only one year old! What’s the use of a ‘Late Bloomer’ trait now?”

“And I’m supposed to fight Chen Yuan, a Return-to-Origin expert?!”

…

Years later, a war report came from the frontlines:

“Chen Yi — one of the Ten Great Martial Geniuses of the Tianyuan Continent, Champion Marquis of the Wei Dynasty, the Passionate Young Master, Sword Saint — has slain 100,000 demons at the battlefield of Mount Taizhou. Glory to humanity!”

But Chen Yi, standing amidst rivers of blood, just shook his head:

“I’ve been fighting fate since I was one year old. I’ve faced death countless times to reach this level of power. If you think you can do the same, be my guest.”

Those life-and-death experiences? Absolutely terrifying.

A one-year-old rival, a five-year-old childhood sweetheart, a ten-year-old senior brother, a teenage princess…

Who really understands my struggles?!

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"Ji Feng, I don’t want to be in a relationship right now."

Ji Feng was ruthlessly rejected, but he kept chasing after Gu Xueting for ten years—from their school days to her wedding dress—only to see her marry someone else.

In the end, he was left with nothing, yet he could still raise his glass and say, "Wishing you both happiness!"

Even Fei Yangyang (a character known for being naive and foolish) would have handed him a cigarette in sympathy.

Now reborn into his past life, Ji Feng refuses to be a simp anymore. But his so-called "white moonlight" starts to panic.

Gu Xueting:

"Ji Feng, if you keep acting like this, I’ll ignore you!"

"Ji Feng, you weren’t like this before."

"Ji Feng, why are you treating me this way?"

"Ji Feng, let’s go back to how we were."

Gu Xueting: "Ji Feng, I want to buy sleeping pills."

Ji Feng: "Oh? Can’t sleep? You know, these pills aren’t something you can just buy randomly."

Gu Xueting: "I want to die… Suicide… Are you still there, Ji Feng?"

Ji Feng, panicked: "Wait, wait! I’m coming over right now! Three bottles… Will three bottles be enough?"

…

After his rebirth, Ji Feng finds himself back in his younger years—still a pathetic simp and a delinquent.

This time, instead of chasing his past love, he ends up cornering the aloof campus beauty at a construction site.

Looking at her delicate face just inches away, at her fair neck beneath her raven-black hair, he lowers his head, unable to meet her gaze.

Ji Feng falls silent.

"I really am a beast."

Given a second chance at life, maybe… just maybe… he shouldn't be a simp anymore?

In 2018, Bai Chou, a prospective college student, suddenly achieved financial freedom.

Let's talk about love first. Love without material things is like a pile of loose sand. Am I qualified to experience the taste of love now?

[Love is the main plot, an atypical rich man's story]

"Those who use forbidden curses to exorcise evil spirits are known as 'Curse Masters'."

...

Cen Dongsheng has been reborn. His soul comes from eight years into the future—a time when ghosts run rampant, malevolent gods wreak havoc, and the so-called "Curse Masters" rule modern society. But in the present, the world is still on the eve of a great upheaval, with dark undercurrents surging beneath the surface.

However, he is a cautious and self-aware man, fully aware of his mediocre talents. Upon being reborn, the first thing he thinks of is finding a powerful backer—and he does it thoroughly and successfully.

Except for one problem.

His backers are all insane.

And they… start fighting among themselves.

"Stop fighting! If you want to fight, take it outside, okay? Don’t wreck the house!"

"Forget it… just come back. Destroying the house is better than destroying the world…"

Xiao Chen traveled to a world of immortal cultivation full of dangers and demons.

With ordinary qualifications and no background, he could only become the lowest-level errand disciple of Lihuomen, and there was no hope for his life.

Fortunately, at this time, he activated Hex Enhancement.

From then on, every time he broke through the bottleneck, he could trigger Hex Choice.

First choice:

[Open: You cannot practice any cultivation in the next three years. After that, you will be promoted to three small realms and get 200 spirit stones. ]

Xiao Chen: "Is there such a good thing?"

In the first three years of his entry, he drank tea and took a walk every day, living a leisurely life.

Three years later, he had an "epiphany" on the spot, broke through the middle stage of Qi Refining in one fell swoop, and successfully promoted to an outer disciple.

Second choice:

[Featherweight Player I: The practice speed of the yellow-level exercises is increased tenfold, and the power of spells is increased tenfold. ]

Xiao Chen decisively gave up the Xuan-level exercises and chose the lowest-level yellow-level exercises.

Ten times the practice speed, the practice progress directly took off!

Ten times the power of spells, invincible in the same level battle!

The third choice:

[Buy one get one free: For every batch of pills you refine, you will get an extra batch of the same pills.]

While other disciples in the sect worked hard every day and took risks to accept sect missions for a little bit of spiritual stones,

Xiao Chen could easily earn dozens of times the income of other disciples.

...

A few years later, Xiao Chen stood at the top.

Someone asked: "How can I be as powerful as you?"

Xiao Chen smiled and replied: "I can reach my current level thanks to my extraordinary talent.

With a blink of his eyes, Xu Yunfan found himself transformed into a mine slave deep underground in the Mine Supervisor’s Manor.

Armed with a proficiency panel that allows him to master all skills of the world, he rises swiftly through an era of a collapsing dynasty, warlords vying for power, and demons emerging from the shadows.

From "Scarlet Copper Body Technique," which tempers his flesh through mining, to "Vajra Hell-Suppressing Sutra," which renders him indestructible;

From "Swift Stride," which makes his steps as fast as the wind, to "Phantom Glimmer," which allows him to soar through the skies;

From "Tiger-Leopard Thunder Roar," which fires qi-infused arrows from his mouth, to "Golden Crow Sunlit Sutra," which can incinerate mountains and boil the seas!

Rising from insignificance, breaking through all obstacles, until none could stand against him—he finally looks back at his journey.

"At last, I see the sun wheel illuminating the vast cosmos, as the clear skies stretch endlessly beneath my command."

Even the most common items can be synthesized into powerful treasures.

[Pen + Pen = Synthetic Pen of Ingenuity]

Grade: Wonder

Effect: A magical pen with independent thinking.

Introduction: You are already a mature pen, it's time to learn to write by yourself.

With the recipe of the potion, just put in the materials and click to send.

[One set of strength potion materials + alchemy jar = 5 bottles of strength potion]

Strength potion +5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5

Strength potion +5

Damn, sometimes rare synthesis of synthetic potions will appear.

Ordinary temporary strength potions have become strength potions that permanently increase strength.

Agility potions have become rarer floating potions.

There are also more special mongoose potions, ethereal potions, and fire demon potions.

After several wonderful objects are synthesized, magic weapons and miracle items will also appear.

[Ingenious Pen + Floating Book + Candle Demon + Arcane Essence = Klein's Magic Book]

Grade: Miracle

Effect: Record a magic you have used, with equal power and no consumption.

Introduction: This book is simply a miracle.

Synthesizing the Devil in a Bottle, Synthesizing the Magic Mecha, Synthesizing the Void Evil Spirit, Klein, on the road of magic modification, is going further and further.

Before the big guys in this world reacted, Klein developed silently, and when they reacted, Klein had already become a big guy.

This is the world of card makers.

Heroic cards, equipment cards, spell cards, field cards... Only by using them flexibly can card makers fight against the covetous Scourge.

Zhang Jingtian traveled through time and space, bringing his memories to this new world with a cultural fault.

As a horror game designer, Zhang Jingtian knows all kinds of folklore and strange stories.

So he made his first Heroic card, Painted Skin.

From [Hu Huang Bai Liu Hui] to [You Shen], this is Zhang Jingtian's folklore card set.

[Human Skin Drum], [Zakiram], [Shi Tuo Lin Zhu], [Auspicious Goddess], this is a terrifying Tantric set.

There are also [Qiongqi], [Taotie], [Nine-tailed Fox], [Yinglong], and the Classic of Mountains and Seas that defeated the Scourge.

Looking back, Zhang Jingtian is already standing on top of the world.

Good and evil?

Right and wrong?

The fate of the world?

The great catastrophe of the end times?

The countless living beings?

...

Everywhere in this world, there exist invisible yet unmistakable constraints.

When the tides of an era surge forward, most are powerless to resist.

And yet, when one looks around, it all suddenly feels like an illusion!!!

All things are but myself—beyond right and wrong, both good and evil—what I think and desire is what I do!!!

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A mist shrouds the world, a chaotic and eerie era.

In this world, human lives are as cheap as grass.

Yet, life can still be lived with grandeur and passion.

The so-called Rainy Night Killer, the psychiatrist for the insane, the god of the bizarre, the war king of humanity—

They are all just roles I, Lin Jue, have played.

"My name is Lin Jue. I am an actor. Everything in this world exists within my script."