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5.0 (1 reviews)
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"Arceus , Lord of the World, Qiao Huai prays to you..."

“Can you send me a sweet, soft, white-haired, red-eyed girl to chat with me? Why am I the only human here?" "

There's a Pokémon Center and Miss Joy stationed in the deep mountains and forests, so why do I see nothing but Pokémon?"

The Great Lord of Creation responded to the prayer, but not completely.

Because what fell from the sky was a young man named Shinji and an electric monster.

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3.5 (15 reviews)
Ongoing26337 View226 Chapters300 Readers

The Quibbler's interview today - Who do you think is the most laid-back Hogwarts faculty member?

Minerva McGonagall: Although it depends on the situation, I personally think it's Brian.

Albus Dumbledore: Isn't it Brian? It's a different story if we count the magical animals.

Chet Bryan: Who else besides Hagrid and me?

Reporter: May I ask what these three boxes in your hand are?

Chet Bryan: Ah, this is of course Hagrid and I's nightcap today. My friend, you've had a hard time coming to Hogwarts. If you're willing, come and have a drink with us tonight.

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1.0 (2 reviews)
Ongoing8654 View172 Chapters67 Readers

Villains' collective reformation plan, the most brutal and cute duo in history.

When the social animal college student Ze Shu drowned while saving someone, he traveled to the Pokémon world. He thought he could finally live the plush dream life of "Eevee Titi".

But the reality is that he was captured by the Phoenix King as a courier at the beginning, and became a child laborer of the villain organization "Masked Legion", and was forced to accept five years of "college entrance examination-style devil training". After finally escaping, he decided to take revenge on society (crossed out)... and became an investigator!

Its just that the style of this investigator seems to be wrong?

The villains tearfully accused: "He is not an investigator at all! He is a bandit in the guise of an investigator!"

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4.8 (13 reviews)
Ongoing24758 View103 Chapters253 Readers

Accidentally traveling to the Pokémon world, he inherited a breeding house and inn in the wilderness. Looking at the desolate and dilapidated shop and empty wallet, Kawaki decided not to be a trainer this time!

He reclaimed the backyard, planted fruits and vegetables, ran the shop, made food, and developed the breeding house...

What? You can get rewards by making Pokémon feel better?

System, add points!

Many years later, a reporter interviewed Kawaki, who had become the world's number one breeder.

"May I ask what was your original intention in running this breeding house?"

Kawaki said, "To be honest, I just didn't have money to travel. If I had some savings, I would have become a trainer at the level of a gym leader now!"

Daigo, Mikoli, Sirona, and Yuryūdō silently looked at the group of angry people behind Kawaki...

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4.7 (19 reviews)
Ongoing15333 View103 Chapters252 Readers

In the cursed wasteland ruled by the lich lord, there is a new slogan that goes against the ancestors - [Replace the thousand-year sleep with the five-year plan, and make the skeleton soldiers the production model! ] When the soul of the traverser awakened in the body of the lich lord, he found that his territory was full of serfs who were so hungry that they gnawed the soil, and the rotten grass roots in the ground were dimmer than the soul fire in his eyes.

As a doctor of agronomy, he converted the skeleton hall into an agricultural laboratory overnight, and annotated the forbidden spells in the necromancy code one by one: [Rotting Plague = Organic Fertilizer Production Increase Technology], [Skeleton Reconstruction = Fully Automatic Seeding Puppet], [Forced Charm = Artificial Intervention in Livestock Breeding]...

When the Church Knights patrolled the cursed wasteland again after five years, the people of the Holy Light were directly shut down collectively - the Stitched Abomination was pruning the vines with six arms, and the skeletons...

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3.6 (12 reviews)
Ongoing26799 View115 Chapters212 Readers

This is the "other world", a paradise where souls temporarily reside before reincarnation, the legendary kingdom of the dead, and the ethereal fantasy of the wizarding world. Adam, who walks on the boundary between life and death, has saved confused souls here, received blessings from elves and fairies, and also won the favor of gods. [Complete King Arthur's commission and get the holy sword Excalibur]

[Complete Merlin's commission and get the prophetic power to reverse fate]

[Complete the commission of the goddess of slaughter and get a kiss] But he will never forget the first commission he received after arriving at the Novice Village. ...

Adam, who had just entered the magic world at the age of eleven, looked at the girl in front of him with a worried look on his face and asked hesitantly. "You mean... let me deal with Dumbledore?" The girl nodded solemnly: "Please!" [Commission content: A girl who is looking forward to meeting her relatives again]

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4.1 (16 reviews)
Ongoing33982 View135 Chapters351 Readers

Karen, who thought he had traveled to a parallel world, finally found out that he had come to the world of Harry Potter when he was eleven years old.

With eyes that can see through magic, Karen is destined to become a master of the magic world.

Karen has always felt that the most fascinating part of magic is not those earth-shattering spells, but the subtle flow of magic in daily life.

He would rather spend his time reading various magic books in the library or observing the magic background of this thousand-year-old castle.

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3.8 (21 reviews)
Ongoing34570 View141 Chapters267 Readers

In the shadow of the green lantern, Carl tapped Voldemort's diary with a hook stained with evil despair.

"Poor lonely ghost, you are mine, come out and play, how are we going to carry out this pleasant torture?"

On the day when the owl delivered the Hogwarts admission letter, Carl was excited, but also glad that he did not choose "Harry Potter" when he copied books to make money. He was just one step away from biting into the special melon of Avada. After Professor McGonagall arrived, Carl discovered his talent (external plug-in): "Detect Minerva McGonagall, Animagus Transformation... Match Nidalee, Vastaya Xayah Transformation..."

It is understandable that they can transform into a cat, but why did Professor Snape match Viego? "Forever lost my love! Defeat with a single glance!

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3.5 (11 reviews)
Ongoing42580 View284 Chapters147 Readers

What should you do if you travel to the world of Harry Potter?

Belvina Nessho-miaohei Black gave her answer: Just stay alive and don't give up, just lie down.

However, an accident inevitably happened, and she was forced to return to the troubled Hogwarts and become a professor to teach and educate people.

In order to continue to stay alive and lie down to get points, she decided to exercise her subjective initiative a little.

Wow!

I accidentally overexerted myself!

Things got worse!

This book is also known as "I Can Magic, but I'm a Spy", "The Villain Lady Can't Save the World", etc.

Warning: This book is about a female protagonist, who is single, so don't read if you don't like it.

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4.7 (89 reviews)
Ongoing224012 View181 Chapters925 Readers

Ciel traveled through the magic world and became a distant relative of Professor Sprout. He was also tied to the planting system - planting plants can get rewards.

"Plant ten Devil's Snares and get 10 fragments of Binding Curse Enlightenment. Your Binding Curse has been upgraded to the legendary level."

"Plant ten Biting Cabbages and get 10 fragments of Sharp Spell Enlightenment. Your Sharp Spell's killing power has been greatly improved."

So Hogwarts has a diligent and thoughtful little wizard who is dedicated to planting trees.

Three-headed dog? Philosopher's Stone? Nothing to do with me.

Basilisk? The heir of Slytherin? Stay out of it.

Triwizard Tournament? Cedric died? That's a pity, plant a tree to commemorate him.

“..."

"What? You said the Death Eaters dug up my vegetable patch and trampled my saplings?"

...

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Reviews

Read 0Ch. #0
Author has not read a Harry Potter book before. For some reason he thinks Professor Flitwick taught Voldemort that isn’t the case at all. If they were able to make that mistake I’m not reading to find out what major mistakes they make next in this “Comedy”
Read 242Ch. #236
It isn’t as cozy/slow paced as I liked there are cults, awakening gods that may or may not destroy the world that only the MC and his group know about and for some reason the MC decides out of nowhere that he “Enjoys” competitions so now we have plenty of those. The farm just takes a back seat to all that, killing my enjoyment of the story.
Read 257Ch. #249
Everyone in this cultivation world lack business acumen. Sh*t they basically don’t understand anything about it. If you can suffer through that it’s okayish but then the author tries to write romance/harem and it’s awful. I mean it’s so bad even the og Chinese readers don’t like it so he had to comment “Is my romance really that bad”? Yes. Yes it is.
Read 143Ch. #415
Read 17Ch. #15
The antagonist the “Monkey group” escaped from the china region……
Read 59Ch. #59
99% of the story is the MC cuddling “cute” female pokemon and arguing and taking advantage of “cute” female trainers. That’s it. That’s the novel.
Read 21Ch. #12
Humans in this universe can use Pokémon skills. I don’t mean like Psychic and Veridian Power. I mean the MF can spray water gun out of his palm. On top of that this story starts like EVERY single generic Chinese Beast taming novel. A poor protagonist and a weak/Looked down upon pokemon. And a MF school….. why….?
Read 16Ch. #10
This is blatantly copied “Not a Trainer this time” but worse in evey way. Like why make up a new region? Why use Zarude as a time traveling pokemon instead of Koraidon and Miraidon? It copied everything that made “Not a Trainer this time” good and made it objectively worse.
Read 108Ch. #231
I enjoyed the first story but I feel like it goes down hill after that. The MC is supposed to be some incredible Void Beast creature, you would think her aesthetics would be different from normal humans…. But no. She acts stupid as soon as she sees a handsome man. Ruins the story for me.
Read 117Ch. #115
I’ve never understood why they need to be “Lords” in these novels, because they never do any lording. It’s just killing never any “Lording” no infrastructure building, structuring political systems, or law systems. No farming anything. Just here’s your territory let me leave it to “butler that’s been with me for years and won’t ever betray me” while I run around looking for “intelligence” and starting wars and building harems. Stupid and repetitive