You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

[Protagonist, villain both have online IQ] + [No female protagonist (there are female characters, after all, it is not parthenogenesis)] + [Eternal Life] + [Old Six] + [System Point Addition Panel] + [All Points Defense in the Early Stage, Hexagonal Warrior in the Later Stage]

At the beginning, he smashed the bowl and ate the feast. The undertaker-Li Chuchen made a fortune by relying on the dead! He obtained all the laws of heaven by relying on the dead! He lived forever by relying on the dead! The dead were full of treasures!

While others are desperately pursuing immortality, Li Chuchen squats on the grave and knocks the wooden fish again, [gaining the deceased's life span! ]

While others were still cultivating hard, Li Chuchen squatted on the grave and knocked on the wooden fish. [Get endless attribute points!] [Get the last wish of the deceased!]

While others were fighting to grab treasures, Li Chuchen squatted on the grave and knocked the wooden fish again, [Get the immortal method of the dead! ] [Get the great fortune! ]

With endless life in hand, you can look down upon the immortals in the sky with a smile; not a single one of them can endure you.

Secret techniques, divine bodies, and destiny, no one can take these into the coffin.

Looking for dragons and dividing gold, opening coffins and robbing tombs, I, Li Chuchen, dig up the tombs of immortals.

When he killed Master Laoliu and walked out of the coffin shop in the secular town with Brother Shan Ji, he had already seen through the unpredictable human heart.

Step into the fairy world where heroes emerge, and experience the fighting among clans, the craze of cultivating immortals, and the era of destroying law.

Witness the changes of power in the Eternal Immortal Dynasty, the fall of the Supreme Dao Ancestor, and the collapse of the Way of Heaven.

Sitting alone at the end of eternity, when my beloved friend sinks into the long river of history, I witness the departure of an old friend.

I will squat at the door of a powerful enemy, and before I die, I will stab you in the kidney and then inherit all your wealth.

All the truths in the world are contained in the two long and short swords!

(Based on the feedback from readers, some of the early plots and the toxic points have been deleted.

"I am an apprentice wizard apprentice. My mentor has a pet that is very SAN-depleting, and I am the 'human medicine' prepared by the mentor for the pet."

Roland had just crossed over and faced a difficult challenge - to survive.

Today is the first day of his crossing, and it may also be the last day of his life.

The only way to break the deadlock is to comprehend the "Book of Ayelai's Folly" in front of him and advance to a low-level wizard apprentice.

"According to the book, all people and animals are a wisp of Ayelai's consciousness? So... I am actually a butterfly?"

[You understand! Realm value +3]

[You understand! Valeria swordsmanship proficiency +3]

[You understand! Potions experience value +3]

Roland found that as long as he followed this book to go crazy, he could not only improve his magic power, but also improve his proficiency in various skills. But its content is very SAN-depleting, and if you read too much, you will become a psychopath.

As a normal person, he is very resistant. So he came up with a genius idea - to explain the logic in the book to others and make them go crazy.

"Since the book says that everyone is one person, can I get promoted if I let others go crazy?"

The scary female instructor pushed the door open.

Roland looked at the experimental subjects who were delivered to his door and fell into deep thought.

...

The yellow fern martyr, the ballet ghost, the beautiful snake man, the shepherd tree...the wizard's world is extremely strange and wonderful, but the wizard's path is extremely difficult.

Roland opened up a track on this road alone and left in a dusty way.

My name is Lu Yu. I was a workplace champion in my previous life. I got the "Easy Winning System" at the beginning.

As long as I eat, drink and have fun with my employees, I can exchange wealth. The more I lie, the more money I make.

In this life, I want to enjoy life and be leisurely to the end!

I am Liu Mengyuan, a useless girl in my previous life. I got the "Dream Guarantee System" at the beginning.

As long as my employees and I work hard, we will definitely improve our skills. God rewards hard work.

In this life, I want to burn my youth and roll to the end!

But now, we are actually starting a business in the same game company. What should I do? I am waiting online...

...

As the two of them took turns to increase the intensity of their employees, the game became more and more wrong:

It was said to be a cat girl adventure game, how come lsp is the key to breaking the game?

It was said to be an island farming game, but I actually drove a whale to fight Captain Jack?

It was said to be a city job simulation, why can my mouth cannon cause physical damage to my boss?

We said it was a sword and magic game, but why did the village chief of the novice village hide a slime girl and a spider girl in his home?

We said it was a VR love simulation, but why did Cyber ​​Girlfriend chase me from the start?

We said it was a card battle, but the rules required me to flirt with the black silk female card player on the other side!

…

Years later, the reporter visited the headquarters of Taoyuanxiang Group, which has a market value of one trillion yuan.

Facing the reporter, Chairman Lu Yu, who had just finished a lazy nap, looked confused:

"I really just wanted to spend my days leisurely, but how could I accidentally change the world."

CEO Liu Mengyuan was holding a cat and chewing snacks, also looking confused:

"If I say I am most proficient in eating and petting cats, would you believe it?"